Then there was a mysterious uncle (should be wrapped tightly to prevent being recognized) and the Mediterranean Sea (Ji Laiya's hair was burnt and hasn't grown out yet)

Invite him to eat ramen!
If possible, he wants to stay on this day forever!
"This is not a place to talk." Jiraiya gave Kakashi a look, then patted Naruto's head:
"If you have any difficulties in the future, go to Hokage's office to find a woman named Tsunade."

"She'll take care of you."

Naruto tilted his head, looking at Jiraiya in confusion, isn't there only one lecherous old man in Hokage's office?

Come also.
Kakashi.
"Puff, hahaha."

Instantly laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, yes, Naruto, show them your self-made ninjutsu."

Although Naruto doesn't know why, he is still very willing to show himself to others and gain recognition.

Put the index finger and middle finger together, and cross your hands into a cross: "Ninjutsu * Seduction!"

"Oh!"

Amidst the smog, a naked beauty suddenly appeared.

"Pfft-"

Jiraiya shot out two bloody arrows from his nose, and the strong recoil forced him to fall backwards.

The beautiful appearance is not the main thing, the main thing is the perfect proportion of the body and the indistinctness under the smoke.

Gives a great illusion and temptation!

I really don't know how Naruto, a kid who doesn't understand anything, created such a ninjutsu with the power of charm!

"Boom!"

Kakashi was not much better either, he was originally a loyal reader of heaven, so he couldn't bear this stimulation.

Immediately, he crushed the water glass in his hand, and even the mask was dyed red.

Only Shun sat there steadily, joking, he has experienced the bombardment of Internet information, and he has never seen anything.

This matter, little Ks!

It's just that he can't get up now, he can only sit there quietly, holding an empty teacup, and tasting it slowly.

"What?" Naruto changed back a little unhappy:
"It turns out that he is also a pervert just like Grandpa Hokage!"

"Ahem." After a while, Jilai also held two huge paper balls to block the gushing nosebleeds:

"No one is allowed to say anything about today's matter."

Kakashi nodded, expressing his understanding, and led Naruto away.

He also needs to buy two more sets of clothes and living supplies for Naruto, don't wear shit yellow every day, it's ugly!
After looking at Uncle Le for a moment, he put down the money and got up to leave.

Zilai also hurriedly followed: "What do you think about this?"

She tilted her head: "What does this have to do with me? That's your business."

"And don't forget to send me the heaven of intimacy that you owed me before."

"Remember, it must be shipped secretly."

After that, he wandered around the street alone, bought a lot of snacks and gadgets for Xiu, and then walked towards home.

Jiraiya looked solemn, no, Tsunade must know about this, and went straight to Hokage's office.

At the same time, countless pairs of eyes sent this matter to various big shots through their own channels.

Hinata Hinata: "The wind and rain are coming."

Shikahisa Nara: "Is another show about to start?"

Younvzhi remained silent, put the information into her cuff and disappeared.

Inuzuka Claw.
In the hospital, Mitomen Yan and Zhuanzhu Xiaochun came to the third generation with photos:

"The big thing is not good, Uchiha Shun has already started to attack Nine-Tails Jinchuriki."

"What?" Sandai wanted to get up nervously, but couldn't move a finger at all. Could it be that Konoha was about to be destroyed by the Uchiha clan?
Feeling sad: "Go and inform Tsunade!"

"No need." Tsunade pushed open the door, led Jiraiya and Yakushi in, and stared coldly at Mitomonyan, with murderous look in his eyes:
"Why didn't you tell the third generation that Jiraiya was also there?"

"What do you mean, Tsunade?" Turning to bed Xiaochun looked at Tsunade very angrily:

"Are you questioning us?"

Tsunade threw another photo in front of everyone: "At that time, Jiraiya and Uchiha Shun went to eat ramen, and it happened that Kakashi was also at the noodle shop with Naruto."

"Why don't you tell me?"

"Kakashi is here?" The third generation's expression changed: "Okay, okay, with you, I feel relieved."

"You!" Zhuanzhu Xiaochun picked up the photo: "We don't know the specific situation."

"You came to the old man because you don't know the specific situation?" Tsunade grabbed Zhuan Xiaochun's neck and raised it:
"Then why didn't you come to me immediately?"

"I'm Hokage!"

For a while, the smell of gunpowder in the ward was full!

"Cough cough cough" the third generation coughed several times: "Tsunade, if you have something to say, please put Xiaochun down first."

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds
Tsunade was indifferent.

Three generations helpless: "Master Hokage, can you please put down the consultant first?"

"Hmph!" Tsunade let go: "Remember, there is only one Hokage in Konoha Village, and that is me!"

Slam the door and leave!

"Alas—" Three generations looked at the two old friends, and seemed to be very old again in an instant:

"If it doesn't work, just let it go."

He started pretending to be a good guy again, because he knew that no matter how much he persuaded, Mitomon Yan and the two would not give up their rights.

At this moment, it is the most sensible way to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight.

Hmph, Tsunade, Uchiha Shun, what I lost, I must get it back!
"We are not." Zhuanzhu Xiaochun was about to explain, but was stopped by Mito Menyan:
"Okay, we got it."

"No!" Zhuanzhu Xiaochun anxiously wanted to explain: "Menyan, you!"

Mito Menyan pushed her out: "Hizun, take care of your illness, so we won't bother you too much."

"You did a good job." Tsunade leaned on the Hokage chair: "Do you want to be my disciple?"

Just now she was discussing with Zilai, when suddenly the pharmacist came to report that two Hokage consultants had come to the hospital to visit Sandai.

Tsunade thought with his toes, it couldn't be that simple, so he immediately took Jiraiya to the hospital.

Sure enough, it was fortunate that she showed up in time, otherwise, if the two of them were allowed to add fuel to the picture, what would have happened.

Pharmacist pushed his glasses: "It's my honor to be Hokage-sama's disciple!"

After the mission of Danzo was gone, he no longer had to deal with various ninjas. When he returned to the hospital, he suddenly found that such a life was very uncomfortable.

He wanted to do something exciting, so he didn't do anything to hide, and blatantly took refuge in Tsunade.

"Okay." Tsunade threw out a few scrolls: "You take them to practice first, and ask me anytime if you don't understand."

"After a while, I will arrange for you to do some other work."

With a false smile on his face, Tou slowly backed out of Hokage's office.

Tsunade rubbed her temples, the only Jiraiya she could trust was also very unreliable, what prophecy did she believe?

What a headache!

"Dong dong dong."

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in."

Tsunade took a deep breath and returned to his domineering look again.

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