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After posing for a long time, Jiraiya finally found Hiruza Sarutobi who was foaming at the mouth under his toad's buttocks, who would rather die than die.

Ji Lai was so frightened that he quickly lifted the psychic spell, and kept shaking Sarutobi Hiruzen's shoulders.

"What's wrong with you old man?
Don't scare me!

Fuck? !Fuck!

Why are you rolling your eyes? ! "

Qianshou Feijian looked at Zilaiye who was emotionally agitated on the execution platform, and turned his head to ask Bai Yao who had come behind him.

"Is this idiot the monkey's apprentice?"

"Uh... yes.

He is Jiraiya, one of Konoha Sannin, and one of Tsunade's best friends. "

Bai Yao imagined countless scenarios of meeting Jiraiya, but he never imagined that he would jump out when Hiruza Sarutobi was executed.

As far as Bai Yao is concerned, he still admires Jiraiya very much.

Bai Yao's evaluation of him has always been: After Jiraiya's death, there will be no more real heroes in the Naruto world.

The reason why Jiraiya was loved by so many people in his previous life is definitely not because of his title as one of the Sannin, but because of his unique personal charm full of responsibility and sacrifice.

Although Jiraiya also has the shortcoming of being extremely lustful, which cannot be ignored, and by virtue of this characteristic, he successfully formed the Konoha "yellow gambling poison" trio with Tsunade and Orochimaru.

But I don't know that someone is at most incompatible with "gambling and drugs", so what's the matter with "pornography"? !
Zilaiye, my lord, I'm in Baoding today!

Thinking of this, Bai Yao immediately took a step forward and shouted at Zilai.

"Jiraiya, the crimes committed by Hiruza Sarutobi are too numerous to write down, and have reached the point where both humans and gods are indignant, and it is absolutely impossible to be pardoned.

Get down from the execution platform quickly, and I will assure you, Teacher Tokaima, that you can pretend that what happened before didn't happen. "

Jiraiya glanced at Bai Yao when he heard the words, then put Hiruzen Sarutobi on the ground, and nonchalantly stretched out his little finger to pick his nostrils.

"Who are you, you, I'm talking to the Second Hokage-sama, what are you talking about?"

In fact, Zilai also knew Bai Yao.

Although he has been collecting materials from outside, he has been learning about everything related to Konoha. Naturally, he knows that Bai Yao, who has been in the limelight recently, has been accepted as a disciple by Qianshou Feijian.

As Sarutobi Hiruzen's disciple, Jiraiya also more or less knew that his teacher had done a lot of wrong things secretly, which was also an important reason why he left Konoha.

When he knew that Senshou Tokaima had returned to Konoha, and sent Hiruzen Sarutobi to the prison with his own hands, Jiraiya remained silent for a while, and then accepted the result frankly.

In his opinion, it was his own fault for Sarutobi Hiruzane to have such a result.

But later came the news that Hiruzaru Sarutobi was about to be executed, and Zilai couldn't sit still.

After all, he is his own teacher, so Zilai, who takes his feelings very seriously, naturally can't do nothing.

So Jiraiya, who heard the news, immediately climbed up from the roof of a women's bathhouse in a certain place, rushed towards Konoha in a hurry, and finally saved Sarutobi Hiruzen at a critical moment.

And facing Bai Yao who broke his teacher's limbs, how could Zilai, who respects his teacher, give him a good face?
But these words made Bai Yao angry enough.

Alright, you are a lecherous toad, I kindly want to save you, young master, so you repay the young master like this? !
So Bai Yao put down the hand in front of Qianshoufanjian, and whispered to him secretly.

"Takama-sensei, Jiraiya's greatest hobby in his life is peeping at women's bathhouses, and he has always wanted to harm Tsunade."

Um?Harm my precious granddaughter?
Between Thousand Hands: (dish)! ! !

Senshou Banma's eyes that had gradually calmed down after hearing that Jiraai was also Tsunade's close friend suddenly became murderous again.

Jilai, who was so lucky to die, yelled loudly again at this time.

"Second Hokage-sama, although my teacher is guilty, he is not guilty of death.

Please also see that he has been working as Hokage for so many years, has been working hard for the village; and for the sake of teaching Tsunade with all his heart, please spare his life! "

Oh, it's over.

Zilaiye, this is simply which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.

Without saying a word, Qianshou Feijian disappeared beside Bai Yao, and when he reappeared in the same place, Zilai had already flown away several meters away.

Jiraiya's flushed slap marks were telling everyone present what he had just experienced.

The speed of Qianshoubanjian was so fast that no one could see clearly how the slap landed on Zilaiye's face, even himself was stunned.

But through this slap, Jilai also knew that Qianshou Feijian seemed, probably, might not agree to his request.

So Zilai, who was eager to save the teacher, also made a bold decision-to grab it hard!
Jiraiya stepped onto the execution platform again in a blink of an eye, carried the unconscious Sarutobi Hiruzen on his back, bit his finger and slapped the ground hard with one hand.

"Spirituality!"

There was an extremely large amount of smoke at the scene, and before the smoke cleared, there was an extremely unhappy voice from Toad Wentai.

"Zi Lai Ye, you are a weak soul, what do you want to do when you summon me?!"

Gan!
My uncle was preparing to make tadpoles, so the pants were all dragged down, but you summoned me here with a psychic spell? !
Who will not be annoyed if it is put on it?

"Boss, the situation is urgent, I will explain to you later, let's spit it out first."

"Humph!"

Although Toad Wentai looked unhappy, he still spit out the toad oil quickly.

As Jiraiya's partner, Wen Tai naturally knew which move he wanted to use, but what he didn't know was who the target of this move was.

The pride of being the leader of Mount Miaogi made Toad Bunta develop the bad habit of never looking directly at his opponents.

"I've offended you, the Second Hokage-sama. Toad oil fire bomb!"

The flame spit out from Jiraiya's mouth ignited the toad oil, and a huge fireball shot towards the Thousand Hands Gate.

蛤蟆文太:Σ(д|||)！！！

and many more!

Did Jiraiya call the Second Hokage the second Hokage?Between Thousand Hands? !
Fuck it is true!
Zilai is also my mother Ganlin! ! !

Toad Wentai was ready to pack up and run away immediately, but it was too late.

"Water escape—water dragon bomb!"

The water dragon released from the door of the Thousand Hands directly penetrated the toad oil flame bomb, and shot directly into the open mouth of the toad.

Have you ever seen a water spout that hasn't seen the dragon's tail after 3 minutes since the dragon's head appeared?

Bai Yao saw it today.

In just 3 minutes, Toad Bunta's stomach was filled with water from the Thousand Hands Gate.

In the end, Toad Bunta couldn't hold on any longer, and took the initiative to untie Jiraiya's psychic, and returned to Mount Miaomu, hugging the toilet and vomited wildly.

The disappearance of Toad Bunta caught Jiraiya by surprise, and he didn't even have time to react. He was sent to the sky by a water dragon bullet between the thousand hands.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi slipped from Jiraiya's back and fell on the execution platform again.

After a long time, Jiraiya screamed and fell from the sky, smashing a human-shaped deep hole beside Hiruzaru Sarutobi with a "pop".

Bai Yao couldn't help applauding the wonderful performance of Qianshou Feijian.

The Haidun ninja really lived up to its reputation, it was so terrifying!
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