I'm too strong as an elf envoy

【Tianshi Lingzun】

Gender: Male
Rating: 100
Attribute: Earth Shadow

Racial Value: 618
Qualification: Level [-] God
Feature: Ignore (5% chance to reduce the opponent's special attack by one level when receiving a special attack)
Abilities: Broken Rock, Dark Demon Breaker, Dark Obsession.
Not surprisingly, Lin Tian again guessed correctly that the Giant Stone Spirit King also super-evolved.

There is not much difference between the two, and super-evolution cannot change the reality that a sheep is already in the mouth of a tiger.

"Excuse me, are you here to rob?"

Lin Tian hadn't opened his mouth yet, but Linghuang took the first step, pretending to be an old man, and asked the bewildered giant stone Lingwang.

The Giant Stone Spirit King can't ask this question.

What the hell are these two old, weak, sick and disabled people pretending to be pigs and tigers? They say they are weak, but they don't feel like they are weak at all. If they are strong, these two people really don't look alike.

"The two of us are so poor, and we drove in for some reason." Lin Tian followed suit, and his heart blossomed with joy.

"What a poor fart!"

The Giant Stone Spirit King cursed secretly in his heart, he has already confirmed that he must have fallen into some den of thieves, even if he is not strong, it will not be easy for him to get out from here.

No matter how you look at it, this spaceship is not something that poor people can afford to fly. Besides, a young man and an old man can drive to the most mysterious spiral galaxy.
What are you fooling around with, come here to bravely travel the world and follow the old man to find excitement? ? ?

Anyway, it has reached such a point, and the Giant Stone Spirit King doesn't intend to pretend. These two people should know something about spiral galaxies, otherwise they wouldn't be on guard.

"Stop the ship, or I will control the meteorite to directly smash you and the spaceship down, and I will collect the money after you are dead."

The voice was very low, with an irreversible sense of oppression.

If it were an ordinary person, he might kneel down and beg for mercy, obediently hand over his finances and beg him not to control the meteorite from hitting the spaceship.

But is Lin Tian an ordinary person, not to mention that the old man in this boat is not a human being.

The two looked at each other, and their eyes interacted back and forth for a while, reaching a certain consensus.

They are all like-minded people, and they often know what they want to do with just a look at each other.

"Ouch, old man, my heart is failing, hurry up, where's my medicine?"

The Linghuang screamed in front of the giant stone Lingwang, covered his heart with his hands, fell to the ground in pain and twitched continuously.

The giant stone spirit king who didn't know why was frightened by the old man's sudden scene took two steps back, and looked ahead vigilantly, holding two meteorites with Youka blue flames in his hands.

As long as there is an abnormality confirmed, the entire spaceship will be blown up directly.

Whether it should be said or not, Linghuang's acting skills are still a bit realistic, Lin Tian almost believed the fine beads of sweat, the constant moans and even the slight twitching of the body.

I just watched TV on the spaceship for so many days, where did I learn these things.

When he arrived at Lin Tian's place, he didn't fall down, so he quickly wiped some of his eyes with saliva, pretended to be full of tears, and ran to Linghuang's side, and plopped down on the ground.

Then he wailed in all directions: "You must not have anything to do, we have no money, where is the medicine, woo woo woo!"

When Lin Tian was crying bitterly, his hands were still shaking Linghuang's body crazily.

If it wasn't for acting, Linghuang would have thought of complaining about Lin Tian. Is this how tm acting works? The expressions are in place, but there is no common sense at all.

An old man who suffered from a heart attack wants Nima to be shaken like this, so he has to stop cooking early.

There is also the cry that Grandpa will die, people cry on their knees when mourning, but this Lin Tian is good, Linghuang can't take advantage of any advantage, and sits cross-legged and cries.

Linghuang is also convinced, but after acting, he can only continue to pretend.

"Ahem, is there no medicine? No money. After I leave, you must live strong. We can't live without you at home"

"No, no, boss, you can't go, you go, my snack... my sofa"

When Lin Tian was crying, he even took a peek at the reaction of the Giant Stone Spirit King.

It seems that they were shocked by Lin Tian's exaggerated acting skills, and their eyes were rounded. Obviously, this is the first time I have seen this situation.

The Giant Stone Spirit King stared blankly at the state of these two people, he had never seen them before.

Is this the parting between family and life? Although there are some things that feel wrong, I just don’t know why as an elf, I feel so much about this kind of thing.

I felt a little sour in my heart.

As the four evil spirits, he has been formed by the heaven and the earth since he was a child, and he has never touched or only heard of family affection.

It wasn't until I came into contact with Unica, Yumina and Parodia that I really felt an emotion, friendship.

"Is this the life and death between relatives?"

The Giant Stone Spirit King suddenly didn't want to snatch this spaceship anymore. He was moved. He couldn't even afford medicine, so how rich was he? Maybe this spaceship was an exception.

"No, these things are gone after the old man died, why don't you go inside the house to see if there is anything that can remedy the old man?"

"Then you're still dead."

With a push of both hands, Lin Tian turned Linghuang's body in one direction, wiped away the so-called tears, and sat down on the sofa beside others as calmly as others and took a sip of Coke.

Does he know what the Linghuang is thinking? When he started the performance, Lin Tian figured it out clearly, he wanted to take advantage, and he thought beautifully.

And in Lin Tian's room were the snacks and drinks that Lin Tian banned for Linghuang last week, all of which were thrown into Lin Tian's own room, and he had no plan to distribute them to the prodigal Linghuang.

"no!"

The Giant Stone Spirit King made a decisive decision and directly expressed his opinion.

Although I felt that the more I heard it, the more wrong it became, but this young man refused to save his relatives, which is definitely not possible.

He is an evil spirit, and he is not a stone. He still has emotions and desires, especially for someone like him who was born without parents, so he can't see such things as abandoning family affection for the sake of profit.

"Why are you so unfilial, what's in the house, old man, don't be afraid, if this unfilial son doesn't save you, I'll save you, I won't snatch this spaceship!"

"what's the situation?"

Both Lin Tian and Linghuang couldn't continue acting, and the more they said later, the more outrageous they were. Just the two of them who acted behind, let alone elves, fools can see that they are pretending.

How did this come into play?
Originally, the two of them felt that staying in the spaceship for so long was too boring, and this happened to be a troublemaker, trying to find some fun together.

"Ah, Lao Deng will die if he dies."

Lin Tian pointed to the Linghuang who was still twitching on the ground, then looked at the giant stone Lingwang and said.

"You unfilial son, md, you are so filial to me!"

"Let me tell you, I won't snatch your spaceship today. If I'm so poor, I'll feel guilty if I snatch it, but old man, you have to save today, or I'll kill you!"

The Giant Stone Spirit King threatened with the meteorite in his hand, and signaled the boy with the other hand to open the door of the master bedroom.

"It's okay, knowing that you are a good elf, leave those things to the children, and the old man will just die."

One must know that holding back a laugh is a very painful thing, and Linghuang didn't even think about giving this elf his acting skills into a play.

Since this is the case, it is better to use the plan to cheat Lin Tian again, and it is possible to cheat a little bit.

Seeing Lin nestling in the house eating alone every day, the Linghuang was so greedy.

"No, old man, I just want to see what's in that room. If he doesn't give it to you, I'll grab it for you."

Lin Tian glared at Linghuang who was lying on the ground and snickering. This guy doesn't want to take any losses, and he must take advantage of any advantages.

Since you want to play tricks, don't blame me for being cruel.

Lin Tian had a plan in his mind, and nodded after listening to the words of the Giant Stone Spirit King, he got up and was about to open the bedroom door.

After pushing open the door, the Giant Stone Spirit King entered first,
The room was clean and simple. The white quilt was folded into the shape of tofu cubes, and the sheets were spread smooth.

"Where is the thing that saved the old man? Take it out."

"Yes, yes, but I really don't want to save that old man."

"You unfilial thing, you must save it, if you don't want to save me, just snatch it from me, I'll save it!"

In the room, all floors, under the bed, bookcases, and wardrobe drawers have been turned over, only some bits and pieces of sundries and clothes.

"Hurry up and hand over the medicine to me, or I will kill you!"

Lin Tian sat on the bed, Linghuang wanted snacks, they must not have put them in the house, eating in the house was just a pretense, in fact, Lin Tian threw all the leftovers into nono.

"Do you really want to take it out?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

The Giant Stone Spirit King said impatiently, the Spirit King outside the door has not moved on the ground, how could he not be in a hurry?
The real situation, in fact, is that the Emperor Ling felt that the movement was too loud and he couldn't hear what was being said, so he could only eavesdrop without doing anything.

"alright."

Lin Tian was a little reluctant, and tiptoedly took out a bottle of green drink.

This thing is for weight loss. Lin Tian bought it wrong at the time. It smelled like the rubber of insoles, and it tasted weird.

Neither he nor Linghuang wanted to drink it, and they vomited after drinking it. It was called slimming green juice.

So there is still one bottle left, since the Giant Stone Spirit King wants him to hand over something to bring you, why not call this thing out, saying that drinking this thing can cure heart disease.

What a third-level god of a spiral galaxy can understand, this can't be fooled by Lin Tian.

"It's just that this thing is very expensive. I don't want to give it to the old man. If we drink it, we won't be able to sell it. Just this bottle."

"Damn it, this thing is very valuable, but tm's family affection is even more expensive, so I'll snatch this thing!"

The Giant Stone Spirit King snatched the slimming green juice from Lin Tian's hand, took it and walked to the living room of the spaceship.

As soon as he heard that it was for drinking, Linghuang was immediately happy. He has been drinking water for so long, and it is not as delicious as Coke. This drink must be cherished.

"If I die, you must be well without me in the future."

"You can't die old man, I stole this thing, drink it for me!"

Linghuang just wanted to get up happily and drank the drink in Linghuang's hand, but when he saw clearly what it was, his face suddenly turned cold.

"Drink the old man!"

"Well, I can't, old man, I'm still going to die, leave a bright path for my descendants, don't waste it, I'm dying."

The Linghuang kept a stern face, no matter what the Jushi Lingwang said, he just didn't open his mouth, and even put on an appearance that I was going to die, I was already dead.

This tm is not a drink, it is a poison, as the Linghuang, he can't resist the ravages of this so-called slimming green juice, he vomits after drinking it, and feels uncomfortable after vomiting.

The last time he and Lin Tian drank alone, their faces turned green.

Do not drink, do not drink to death!
Sure enough, seeing Lin Tian's obedient face was nothing good, and I was really crazy to think that that kid could compromise and hand over something good.

"Well let me die!"

Linghuang kept dodging the giant stone Lingwang who was about to force-feed him green juice to lose weight, and kept repeating this sentence in his mouth like chanting sutras.

"I drank the hemp egg, old man, you can't die, that unfilial son is not worthy of making you pay so much, drink it for me, hurry up!"

The Giant Stone Spirit King was also in a hurry at this time, since the old man said he was going to die at the beginning, it has been almost 10 minutes now, although the speed of death is slower.

"Give me the hemp egg!"

After being dodged by the old man again, the Giant Stone Spirit King couldn't take it anymore, and directly grabbed the old man's neck with one hand to make him unable to move.

"You tm can't die today, give me a drink!"

After speaking, he opened the cap of the bottle, and then slapped the Linghuang who had a face of resistance.

The Linghuang was convinced, and he said he would not drink anymore, so why did he still lock his throat? If he was really a normal old man, let alone 10 minutes, he would have died of his breath by the time he reached the ground.

Is this giant stone spirit king a second-hander? Why don't you understand.

Seeing that the thing was about to be handed to his mouth, Linghuang didn't intend to pretend anymore, a burst of holy spirit burst out from the inside out, and directly sent the boulder Lingwang flying far away, hitting the opposite side hard. In front of French windows.

Fortunately, it is special space-grade glass, otherwise the glass would have been shattered just now.

The Boulder Spirit King was stunned again, what happened just now, why did he come here?
There must be poison in the spaceship. Just when the potion was about to reach the old man's mouth, he felt his body being pushed by an invisible big hand.

Even as strong as the Giant Stone Spirit King, he couldn't resist, allowing that big hand to control him here.

"In the end what happened?"

Linghuang lay on the ground, his hands and feet twitched even more violently,

"It seems that God won't let you save me. I'm already a dying person, and I can't change my life against the sky. It is rumored that there is a place called Devil Star, where the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the sun is clear. I want to be buried after death There. Help. Ugh! I'm dead."

The voice of Linghuang's words became weaker and weaker, until he kicked his legs and lay motionless on the ground after he finished talking about the devil star.

Then tm Lin Tian stood in front of the door and watched Linghuang directing and acting himself, how could he still be addicted to acting?

He remembered that the devil star was made up of twelve maps, and it had nothing to do with the sound of birds and flowers.

As for such despicable last words, can the Giant Stone Spirit King believe it? ? ?