I'm too strong as an elf envoy

"Lin Tian, ​​why did you leave that elf in the house?" Linghuang asked curiously, just now he felt that something was wrong with this kid, and he confirmed this and that.

"It's nothing, I like to let the elves get in touch with the elves more, and I love the elves." Lin Tian smiled narcissistically, and then turned his head to look at the fish dragon king: "Is it?"

The fish dragon king was dumbfounded on the spot.

what's wrong?

But he still immediately responded with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes."

After finishing speaking, Lin Tian intentionally waited for a while,
Discovered that there was no thunder outside this time? !

Could it be that what this kid said was the truth?Lin Tian didn't believe it: "Really?"

"Really, really, really." The Fish Dragon King said three truths in a row, and his head shook.

Still no thunder outside.

"Fortunately there was no thunder, otherwise your collections would be fine. I love elves the most."

The Fish Dragon King cried again, what wrong did he do in his life, to meet such a master, what's wrong with having a little hobby, why can he be used as a threat to him.

To be honest, I dare to think about it in my heart, this Lin Tianchong elf?

That tm is pure nonsense, if you can't hit it, the elf next to it may not have seen it, but who is the Fish Dragon King, his eyes are very sharp.

When Miris entered the room, the small eyes of resentment were almost smoking black smoke, and he wished to stick it directly to Lin Tian's face.

It's a pity, it's useless, you have to go in if you should go in.

That tm was obviously forced, it was too ruthless, and he also sympathized, why bother to meet. It's all because Lin Tian knew each other.

They are all in the same situation, and they all have a clue that they have fallen into the hands of the big devil, Lin Tian. What can they do, although sometimes... this Lin Tian is also quite good, so he can barely be regarded as a bad friend.

Parodia closed his eyes and turned a deaf ear, while the Giant Stone Spirit King was whining beside him, and he was still indifferent.

The choice is correct. In the face of absolute power, not moving is the wisest choice. If you move, you will only be one, and the blue-haired old man will only increase the number of torture targets.

However, he could also feel that these two people, except for their strange behavior, didn't seem to want to kill them.

Any elf with a discerning eye could see that the young man named Lin Tian deliberately brought the elf named Miris in his hand into contact with Yumina.

"Oh, boy Lin Tian, ​​what did you say just now that thunder is not thunder?"

"It's nothing, metaphysics, that stuff is all metaphysics." Lin Tian rubbed his brows, is this really so mysterious?He thundered when he lied, and when the fish dragon king spoke, the words against his will appeared on his face, and it was useless to make a fart outside.

"Thunder? There is no thunder outside. When I rushed over, it was quiet outside."

"Then what happened to the two noises just now?"

"Sound, I was flying too fast in the sky at that time, and I didn't control the strength when I landed. Is the noise loud enough?"

"Then there should be another sound. It sounded twice in a row, and you landed once. The sound doesn't match."

Linghuang thought for a while, looked at the complete stone wall not far away and said a little embarrassedly: "I broke in through the wall, could that sound be what you call the second thunder?"

The truth came out.

No wonder, after the second sound came out, I felt a little shaking around.

"Then since there is no thunder?" Lin Tian inadvertently glanced at the Fish Dragon King who was chatting with Mona Lisa.

there,

The Fish Dragon King kept gesturing to the two pairs of shark fins: "You are so beautiful, why did you choose to follow Lin Tian, ​​look at it!"

He just felt hairy on his back, could it be that the bad things he did before were discovered?
"Old Blue Overlord, can you stop taking pictures of me, just take a picture after saying a word, I really can't bear it anymore."

"I can't take it anymore, let me tell you, if it wasn't for you being too ink-stained, the old man wouldn't be buried alive by this spoiled brat." Linghuang patted the remaining dust on his hair twice: "Or let's just say hello!" Stop asking for it."

The Giant Stone Spirit King covered his mouth, already suspecting Lingsheng, this old man must be sick, he just wanted to educate this young man, you two are acting, it is impossible for him to lead you two here.

"It was too much to say accidentally."

"Talking too much, you have said that sentence more than 100 times, and it's just a short distance, just keep nagging!"

"Then what do you two say?"

"Seal your mouth." Lin Tian pulled Linghuang aside, plotting something.

"Would it be too cruel, anyway, he is still a third-level god."

"Then what do you say?"

"Head off."

"Isn't tm nonsense? It's not bloody, or it will be cut into a human stick?"

Although it was a conspiracy, the sound was loud enough for everyone in the living room of the castle to hear it.

The giant stone spirit king's hair stood up all over his body, and every time they mentioned a punishment, they would hum in horror.

Is tm so cruel?

"Help me, save me, Parodia."

"Do it for yourself, I'll be by your side." Parodia didn't say a word, closed his eyes and continued to enter the state of ecstasy.

No matter how the Giant Stone Spirit King shakes, there is no response.

Finished!

My heart is completely cold. It is not easy to become a third-level god. I didn't expect to fall into the hands of a young man and an old man today.

"We... the two of you are done discussing!"

Judgment is coming!

Linghuang sorted out his arguments, as if pronouncing a verdict, and said slowly: "We two see that you have a good attitude, although you are evil four spirits, but you still cough, I'm sorry, we decided to give you a lighter sentence and punish you Death penalty."

"Hmm!!!" The Giant Stone Spirit King's entire body was distorted.

"I'm sorry, just kidding, don't be so nervous, I will punish you to sit in a corner and face the wall for two days, during which time you keep reciting the humble room inscription to show your determination to correct your mistakes."

Giant Stone Spirit King: "???"

Facing the wall and thinking about it, he knew what a humble room inscription was, and he had to memorize it for two days in a row. Could it be some special elf's curse secret?

As long as you recite silently, your heart will feel like being eaten by insects. Isn't it like this, and all thoughts will be ashamed? !

"Come to Lin Tian, ​​go and tell him what the humble room inscription is."

"OK." Lin Tian seemed to recall his junior high school career. He just said it casually at that time, but he didn't expect to find it in his mobile phone!
"Come and have a look, read with me, this is a humble room, only my virtue."

In the room of the old castle, Yumina sat awkwardly on a big soft white bed with tears in her eyes. She knew what she was going to face next, but the cause of all this was her own negligence. It will cause such a big disaster.

Yumina was mentally prepared, took a deep breath, closed her eyes, the room could hear needles dropping, and only the beating sound of her heart could be heard.

"elder brother."

There was a sound of closing the door, and Miris stood nervously at the door, motionless.

"Ah hello?"

Hello?

Yumina's body trembled. She seemed to have heard this voice before. When she opened her eyes, she found Miris standing a meter away in front of her with a look of embarrassment. She didn't take another step.

"Why is it you? Where's that boy?" Yumina asked in a low voice, holding onto the quilt tightly with both hands.

"What do you say?"

Miris picked out his ears, wondering if it was because of shouting to Lin Tian, ​​there was something wrong with his ears, such a small voice, can you tell the mosquitoes?

Umina: "."

"Why did you come in, not that boy."

"How do I know this? He always forces me to like the type he likes. I always say that I like what I can hold. But he still doesn't listen. I'm really convinced." Miris vented his dissatisfaction heartily. : "Don't be so nervous, I like big breasts, and when I get it, I'll go out, if it doesn't work, I'll put some ketchup on the quilt."

Miris began to plan how to hide from the world, and Lin Tian's personality must be checked.

"Ah, it needs to be smeared with ketchup."

Yumina froze for a moment, then quickly shook her head. Although she was a little annoyed, she didn't know what the elf was talking about for a while.

But listening to this meaning, it seems that she will still do the things in her mind.

"what?"

"What the hell, why don't you understand? When Hai Xing tied you up, I said that I like big breasts, and small breasts don't have that kind of pleasure. You don't understand, it's just a little girl's film. Don't be nervous, I'm just going to fake the aftermath scene." Miris said as he grabbed the quilt with both hands, pulled it forward, then pulled it back, and then took out the light wheel and scratched the quilt .

Forge the traces that may appear on the bed after exercising: "It should be, I have been longer, and the range can be a little bigger. You move away, and it is in the way."

Umina blinked her big watery eyes, a little confused.

"you"

"I am me, think about what I told you at Ocean Star, I am very principled, move here again, you can roll here again, and add a little detail at the end, Lin Tian will definitely not find it." Busy It took more than ten minutes, and these traces were all learned by Miris from the materials, and they were all accumulated day and night.

Although it is said that the mobile phone has been confiscated by Lin Tian.

"My breasts are small?" Yumina blushed. This scene seemed to have scored twice, which was the greatest insult to her.

"Don't discuss this, can you clamp it?"

Although I don't know what Miris is talking about, even if it is an elf, when some places are denied, it can't control so much in its head, and it opens its mouth and says: "Hold on!"

Miris ignored her and continued to add his so-called details, which were all about the front chest and the back, and it was no different from the flat ones. He could believe this nonsense.

"Otherwise, try it, if you can catch it, you can catch it." Yumina continued, although she didn't know what it meant, it seemed that she was angry, she had to be brave in everything, and she had to do everything. can do it.

"While playing, I'm busy here, why don't you go and see if there is water in the shower room over there, if there is much water, and fake that as if you have taken a bath."

Miris said casually, he was not in the mood to spend too much time with this girl named Yumina.

The time can't be too short, which doesn't fit his brave and invincible elf character.

"What water, there is water, there is a lot of water, what are you going to do?"

In the room, there was a burst of noise from two elves.

Lin Tian was still asking the Giant Stone Spirit King to recite the humble chamber inscription, when he heard the rhetoric taken out of context in the house.

"These two elves are very good at playing. Don't be distracted, hurry up, increase the two days to three days, come and read to me, the mountain is not high, there are immortals."

Giant Stone Spirit King: "@#￥%"

This is torture, this tm is blatant torture, he is following along very seriously, it is clear that you are stunned by the voice coming out of that room, why should you punish me!

However, Yumina is a playmate who has grown up since she was a child. Her character can be said to be relatively resolute. If she is really forced to do that kind of thing, then she would rather die. I didn't expect it to work. , Needless to say, everyone should understand.

"It's distracting again. Three days change to four days. If it doesn't work, I'll add another song for you. What about that?"

"What are you doing in there? I asked you to fake it, how did you really wash it???" Miris was puzzled, although it was more realistic to do hi.

"I don't know! Just wait for me!"

"Waiting for what?"

"What are you waiting for? Small breasts, small breasts, I'm going to go all out!" Yumina was angry like a child, and the voice behind was covered by the sound of water, so Miris couldn't hear it clearly.

He didn't bother to talk to Yumina any more, and began to think about where to get ketchup, otherwise it would be soulless.

In the spiral galaxy, a crack in space, under the white-gold clouds covered with layers of clouds, a dozen black iron chains have become rusty with the passage of time.

"Children of the Light, I didn't expect the one that was missed back then to come back. Qilin, you have sealed me for so long, it's time for this chain to break!"

Roar! !

A soul-stirring roar rushed into the sky, and the iron chain shook at the sound, making people uneasy.

Click!
Following the first shattering sound, hundreds of meters long, dozens of chains made of special meteoric iron were shattered by the roar, and a figure with green light broke through the mountain, with a murderous aura.

"Qilin, when I devour the last Son of Light, it's time for me to take revenge."

"Jie Jie Jie, it doesn't take much effort to get here, it's just on Devil Star!"

Everything happened suddenly, and it was fleeting. At first glance, there was nothing in the crack in the space, and it closed quickly.

There is the eye of the interstellar storm in the spiral galaxy, the very center of the galaxy.

Within ten minutes, in the bathroom, Yumina's black and purple dress was thrown from the door onto the bed.

"Wait, what kind of dress are you wearing? I'll tell you not to come here. I have principles. I'm the Son of Light. Wait a minute. If I hit a woman, even a female elf!"

"Hmph, those marks on your bed seem to be becoming more realistic!"

"I'm Miris. Don't!"

(I don't know much about this, so you can make up your own mind)

A scream woke up everyone in the castle, and even the Linghuang couldn't help admiring: "Young elves are good. I think the old man was also a young man who was full of vigor and blood. How about the punishment?"

"It's almost memorized, and the third-level god is different, but there is a difference between the hundreds of years in your eyes and my 20s?"