doomsday phone system
Chapter 287 Oh ~ Man
"The process of human reproduction? System, you are kidding me." Xiao Yao's face was full of black lines, the system was getting more and more out of order, and a scene appeared in Xiao Yao's mind.
I was discussing my homework with my young lady, and the door was kicked open by a few yamen servants. Several yamen servants pointed their pistols at my head, and a few red laser rays locked on my head. There was even a sniper hiding outside the window. On the rooftop, a female yamen servant pointed at Xiao Yao and said viciously, "Okay, Xiao Yao, you have been here for ten sweeps, this time it's your sister again, right? You really are the iron Xiao Yao, the sister of Liushui ah."
"Sister yamen servant, listen to my explanation. I asked this sister to help me with my homework. You must believe me," Xiao Yao didn't dare to look directly at the light coming in from the door. The female yamen servant got close, and Xiao Yao suddenly Found out, isn't this Ye Xinru? "
"I believe it, let's go, the yamen servant will talk about it."
Xiao Yao shuddered all over, "System, are you trying to trick me?"
"Master, this is the fastest way. Of course, this process needs to be voluntary by both parties. If either party is forced, the favorability will be reduced by 2000."
"You are a bad old man, you are very bad." Xiao Yao looked at Xia Yuhe in the distance. Although the Xia Yuhe was quite cute, but now that he had Ye Xinru, Xiao Yao didn't have such things as opening a harem. I thought about it, but I didn't drive it under such a forced situation. Moreover, Xiao Yao and Xia Yuhe have no relationship foundation at all, and they belong to strangers. How is this different from going to a barber shop? This is not what Xiao Yao wants. .
"Xinru."
"kindness?"
"I know a method to quickly increase favorability, but this method is a bit special."
"Oh, what method, as long as we can save sister Xia Yuhe, we should all fight for it."
"This...how about...he is a bit special..."
"What kind of special law? You said it."
"The method is that Xia Yuhe and I do things between men and women."
"Ah"
"Xinru, listen to my explanation."
"Oh, man."
"Xinru, it's really not what you think."
"As long as you are happy, you don't need to explain to me. If you can save Xia Yuhe, I have no objection."
"Xinru, it's really not what you think. This is really the fastest way, but it's not the only way. I can also give her gifts and help her with things, but the degree of goodwill may increase. It's slow, let me try."
"Whatever you want." Ye Xinru shook Xiao Yao's head and left.
"Crack!" Xiao Yao slapped himself, how could Ye Xinru believe this kind of thing, but let's give Xia Yuhe a gift first, if the increased favorability is high, plus doing a task, maybe the favorability will increase Enough is enough, thinking of this, Xiao Yao came to Xia Yuhe and Xia Binghai.
"My lord, have you thought of a way?"
"No, but let me try, Xia Yuhe, tell me what gift you want, and I will find a way to get it for you." Xiao Yao said, so that he could complete the gift giving and complete the task by the way.
"What I want most now is to eat egg fried rice made by my mother."
"……another……"
"I want world peace, to go back to the way it was before the Cataclysm."
"……another……"
"I want me to eat a big cream cake, fruit flavored."
"……another……"
"No, I don't want anything else."
"Xia Yuhe, think of something simpler, I can do it, and it doesn't need to go too far, it can be done in half an hour."
"Simple?"
"Well, it's simpler."
"...Well... I want to eat chicken. I haven't eaten chicken for a long time. I almost forgot the taste of chicken."
"Easy! Leave this to me."
[System] Complete Xia Yuhe's wish, eat chicken once, reward experience +1000, favorability +100, and the task deadline is 1 hour.
"accept!"
"Xia Yuhe, I'll make you a plate of spicy chicken immediately."
"really?"
"Golder than real gold, Xia Binghai, I will come whenever I go, you must give your sister a drink on time, you understand?"
"My lord, Xia Binghai knows, please come back as soon as possible, my lord."
"Well, soon." Xiao Yao came to the door and asked Sha Ji, he is familiar with this place, he should know where there are cooking tools, "Sha Ji, where are the cooking tools here?"
"Returning to my lord, there are no cooking tools in the bunker, but there is an induction cooker in the office of the gas station convenience store, where the security officer Xiaoshang usually cooks."
"The induction cooker...is out of power now, I want this induction cooker to be useful."
"Uh, my lord, the other subordinates don't know about it."
"Okay, I have nothing to do with you." Without a gas stove, this meal can't be done at all. The mission is only one hour long. Stove, can't cook at all, this raw chicken can't be eaten, after all, raw chicken has a 50% chance of being poisoned, Xia Yuhe was already infected, and if he was poisoned again, wouldn't he die faster, with a 50% chance , Xiao Yao dare not bet.
"Xinru, I need to look around to see if there are any tools for cooking. Come with me."
"good husband."
"Sand season, Xia Binghai, I'm going out to find cooking tools, gas stoves, etc. I will be back in an hour, you don't go anywhere, here are 1 bottles of drinks, Xia Binghai, you continue to drink for Xia Yuhe, You must drink it on time, you know?" Xiao Yao took out 5 bottles of red ginseng soup from his schoolbag again.
"My lord, my little one understands."
"Well, time is running out, I'll go first, wait for me to come back."
Xiao Yao pulled Ye Xinru and pushed the door open. Sha Ji stood at the door and looked at their backs, and closed the door gently, "Xia Binghai, do you think Master Xiao Yao will come back? He won't just leave like this Bar."
"No, although I haven't been in contact with Mr. Xiao Yao for a long time, I feel that Mr. Xiao Yao is not that kind of person. Let's wait here for his return. It will be there soon in an hour."
"Brother, will I really become a zombie?"
"Silly sister, with my brother here, my brother will not turn you into a zombie. When the time comes, come and drink the medicine. In order to survive, my sister must drink it on time."
"Brother, I'll drink..." Xia Yuhe closed her eyes, raised her head and poured red ginseng soup. The smell of red ginseng soup makes Xia Yuhe feel like vomiting now, but in order to survive, she must persevere and endure. , for her brother, for this world that she has not seen enough of.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" The sound of a heavy wooden board being knocked came from the closet.
"Who!" Sha Ji hurriedly clenched the wooden stick and shouted in the direction of the wardrobe.
"Roar! Roar!" What responded to Sha Ji was the roar of the zombies. Listening to the voice, there was more than one.
"No, there are zombies in the closet." Sha Ji shuddered all over, listening to the voice, there was more than one zombie in the closet, just now when Lord Xiao Yao found the secret passage, Sha Ji also saw the entrance of the secret passage under the closet, Cai Yamen and the others also escaped from the entrance of the secret passage, but now there are zombies at the entrance of the secret passage. Could it be that Cai Yamen and the others were bitten by zombies and mutated?For a zombie, Sha Ji and Xia Binghai can work together to subdue it. Once there are too many zombies, they can only run away. However, Master Xiao Yao hasn't come back yet, so what to do.
I was discussing my homework with my young lady, and the door was kicked open by a few yamen servants. Several yamen servants pointed their pistols at my head, and a few red laser rays locked on my head. There was even a sniper hiding outside the window. On the rooftop, a female yamen servant pointed at Xiao Yao and said viciously, "Okay, Xiao Yao, you have been here for ten sweeps, this time it's your sister again, right? You really are the iron Xiao Yao, the sister of Liushui ah."
"Sister yamen servant, listen to my explanation. I asked this sister to help me with my homework. You must believe me," Xiao Yao didn't dare to look directly at the light coming in from the door. The female yamen servant got close, and Xiao Yao suddenly Found out, isn't this Ye Xinru? "
"I believe it, let's go, the yamen servant will talk about it."
Xiao Yao shuddered all over, "System, are you trying to trick me?"
"Master, this is the fastest way. Of course, this process needs to be voluntary by both parties. If either party is forced, the favorability will be reduced by 2000."
"You are a bad old man, you are very bad." Xiao Yao looked at Xia Yuhe in the distance. Although the Xia Yuhe was quite cute, but now that he had Ye Xinru, Xiao Yao didn't have such things as opening a harem. I thought about it, but I didn't drive it under such a forced situation. Moreover, Xiao Yao and Xia Yuhe have no relationship foundation at all, and they belong to strangers. How is this different from going to a barber shop? This is not what Xiao Yao wants. .
"Xinru."
"kindness?"
"I know a method to quickly increase favorability, but this method is a bit special."
"Oh, what method, as long as we can save sister Xia Yuhe, we should all fight for it."
"This...how about...he is a bit special..."
"What kind of special law? You said it."
"The method is that Xia Yuhe and I do things between men and women."
"Ah"
"Xinru, listen to my explanation."
"Oh, man."
"Xinru, it's really not what you think."
"As long as you are happy, you don't need to explain to me. If you can save Xia Yuhe, I have no objection."
"Xinru, it's really not what you think. This is really the fastest way, but it's not the only way. I can also give her gifts and help her with things, but the degree of goodwill may increase. It's slow, let me try."
"Whatever you want." Ye Xinru shook Xiao Yao's head and left.
"Crack!" Xiao Yao slapped himself, how could Ye Xinru believe this kind of thing, but let's give Xia Yuhe a gift first, if the increased favorability is high, plus doing a task, maybe the favorability will increase Enough is enough, thinking of this, Xiao Yao came to Xia Yuhe and Xia Binghai.
"My lord, have you thought of a way?"
"No, but let me try, Xia Yuhe, tell me what gift you want, and I will find a way to get it for you." Xiao Yao said, so that he could complete the gift giving and complete the task by the way.
"What I want most now is to eat egg fried rice made by my mother."
"……another……"
"I want world peace, to go back to the way it was before the Cataclysm."
"……another……"
"I want me to eat a big cream cake, fruit flavored."
"……another……"
"No, I don't want anything else."
"Xia Yuhe, think of something simpler, I can do it, and it doesn't need to go too far, it can be done in half an hour."
"Simple?"
"Well, it's simpler."
"...Well... I want to eat chicken. I haven't eaten chicken for a long time. I almost forgot the taste of chicken."
"Easy! Leave this to me."
[System] Complete Xia Yuhe's wish, eat chicken once, reward experience +1000, favorability +100, and the task deadline is 1 hour.
"accept!"
"Xia Yuhe, I'll make you a plate of spicy chicken immediately."
"really?"
"Golder than real gold, Xia Binghai, I will come whenever I go, you must give your sister a drink on time, you understand?"
"My lord, Xia Binghai knows, please come back as soon as possible, my lord."
"Well, soon." Xiao Yao came to the door and asked Sha Ji, he is familiar with this place, he should know where there are cooking tools, "Sha Ji, where are the cooking tools here?"
"Returning to my lord, there are no cooking tools in the bunker, but there is an induction cooker in the office of the gas station convenience store, where the security officer Xiaoshang usually cooks."
"The induction cooker...is out of power now, I want this induction cooker to be useful."
"Uh, my lord, the other subordinates don't know about it."
"Okay, I have nothing to do with you." Without a gas stove, this meal can't be done at all. The mission is only one hour long. Stove, can't cook at all, this raw chicken can't be eaten, after all, raw chicken has a 50% chance of being poisoned, Xia Yuhe was already infected, and if he was poisoned again, wouldn't he die faster, with a 50% chance , Xiao Yao dare not bet.
"Xinru, I need to look around to see if there are any tools for cooking. Come with me."
"good husband."
"Sand season, Xia Binghai, I'm going out to find cooking tools, gas stoves, etc. I will be back in an hour, you don't go anywhere, here are 1 bottles of drinks, Xia Binghai, you continue to drink for Xia Yuhe, You must drink it on time, you know?" Xiao Yao took out 5 bottles of red ginseng soup from his schoolbag again.
"My lord, my little one understands."
"Well, time is running out, I'll go first, wait for me to come back."
Xiao Yao pulled Ye Xinru and pushed the door open. Sha Ji stood at the door and looked at their backs, and closed the door gently, "Xia Binghai, do you think Master Xiao Yao will come back? He won't just leave like this Bar."
"No, although I haven't been in contact with Mr. Xiao Yao for a long time, I feel that Mr. Xiao Yao is not that kind of person. Let's wait here for his return. It will be there soon in an hour."
"Brother, will I really become a zombie?"
"Silly sister, with my brother here, my brother will not turn you into a zombie. When the time comes, come and drink the medicine. In order to survive, my sister must drink it on time."
"Brother, I'll drink..." Xia Yuhe closed her eyes, raised her head and poured red ginseng soup. The smell of red ginseng soup makes Xia Yuhe feel like vomiting now, but in order to survive, she must persevere and endure. , for her brother, for this world that she has not seen enough of.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" The sound of a heavy wooden board being knocked came from the closet.
"Who!" Sha Ji hurriedly clenched the wooden stick and shouted in the direction of the wardrobe.
"Roar! Roar!" What responded to Sha Ji was the roar of the zombies. Listening to the voice, there was more than one.
"No, there are zombies in the closet." Sha Ji shuddered all over, listening to the voice, there was more than one zombie in the closet, just now when Lord Xiao Yao found the secret passage, Sha Ji also saw the entrance of the secret passage under the closet, Cai Yamen and the others also escaped from the entrance of the secret passage, but now there are zombies at the entrance of the secret passage. Could it be that Cai Yamen and the others were bitten by zombies and mutated?For a zombie, Sha Ji and Xia Binghai can work together to subdue it. Once there are too many zombies, they can only run away. However, Master Xiao Yao hasn't come back yet, so what to do.
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