doomsday phone system

"Boom! Crack!" Jin Lian, who was hiding in the small warehouse, heard a loud noise outside and then a sound of something breaking. After a while, she heard no abnormal noise outside, and Jin Lian slowly opened the warehouse door. What came into view was Xiao Yao lying on a collapsed bed, "Xiao Yao, are you okay?" Jin Lian hurriedly walked over to check Xiao Yao's situation.

"Ahem...it's okay, just a little dizzy." Xiao Yao's face contorted, and he forced a smile, "Hiss," Xiao Yao moved his body a little, and there was a burning pain in his buttocks.

"What's the matter, Xiao Yao, is there any injury?" Jin Lian looked at Xiao Yao's expression, which did not seem to be fake, as if it was really in pain.

"Sister Jinlian, help me, I don't seem to be able to get up, it hurts when I move." Xiao Yao bared his teeth and gasped from time to time.

"Look at you, I'm fine, I'm going around and hurt myself," Jin Lian blamed Xiao Yao angrily, and stretched out her hand to pull Xiao Yao, but Xiao Yao's weight, how could it be possible for a weak woman like her to pull him Moving, "Xiao Yao, you are too heavy, you should lose weight, I can't move you at all." Jin Lian tried for a long time, but finally gave up, panting hard on the side, "You are so fat, How can any girl like you."

"Hiss... Sister Jinlian, don't make fun of me. I don't know why, but I was born so fat. It may be because of my physique, the kind that grows flesh even after drinking cold water." Xiao Yao was also very helpless, since he was reborn Just so fat, and, inexplicably, the intake of food is much larger than before. If you don’t eat dozens of steamed buns a day, it’s not enough. Could it be that I’m reborn as Zhu Bajie?Xiao Yao touched his nose. Fortunately, it was a human nose. He touched his ears. Fortunately, it was not as big as a palm fan. Who caught someone's eye, who got in the way, tell me, I will add him to the blacklist immediately, don't want to drink my own bottle of water, don't want to eat my own piece of chicken, um, just do it like this, find a small notebook and write it down , whoever says that he is fat, just write it down in the notebook, if he asks himself for help, he refuses, if he insists on asking himself for help, it is fine, and he has to pay extra! ! !Double the pay! ! !Xiao Yao looked at Jin Lian who was still nagging about her obesity, alas, Jin Lian let it go, this kind of nagging was comparable to his mother's nagging, just like his own sister.

The dizziness has almost recovered. Except for a little pain in the buttocks, there is no other discomfort. Xiao Yao gritted his teeth and held his breath, "Sister Jinlian, help me again," Xiao Yao supported the bed next to her and Sister Jinlian's arm , stood up slowly, "Hiss!" It seemed that something had been stuck in his buttocks.

"Sister Jinlian, do you see if there is something stuck in my buttocks, it seems to hurt a bit."

"Let me see?" Jin Lian turned behind Xiao Yao, and a small piece of wood was stuck on Xiao Yao's buttocks, "Xiao Yao, there is a piece of wood on your butt."

"Ah! I just said why it hurts so much." Xiao Yao glanced at his state, and sure enough, there was a bleeding state under the portrait.

"Bleeding: 1 blood loss per minute, 26 minutes left." I didn't pay attention to this icon just now. Fortunately, I learned the body training technique, otherwise the remaining 38 drops of blood would bleed to death. It stands to reason that the ass A hole in the buttocks wouldn't bleed to death, but Xiao Yao didn't dare to take the risk. If he really bleeds to death because of a hole in his buttocks, no one will believe him. , will only make others laugh.

"Sister Jinlian, please help me pull out the wood, I don't dare to move like this." Xiao Yao couldn't see the wood on his buttocks, so he had to ask sister Jinlian to help pull out the wood.

"Okay, then bear with me." Jin Lian looked at the wood on Xiao Yao's buttocks. The wood was not big, but the area around his trousers had been stained dark red with blood. Pulled out."

"Ah!" A high-pitched scream came out of Xiao Yao's mouth, and then Xiao Yao seemed to think of something, and quickly covered his mouth. At this time, he must not make a sound, who knows that there are still people wandering around. How many zombies, "Papa!" Xiao Yao slapped himself twice.

"Xiao Yao, what are you doing?" Jin Lian was a little puzzled, why did she need to hit herself twice to pull out a log from her buttocks.

"I didn't hold back just now, the shouting was too loud, I was afraid of attracting zombies, so I can remember it."

"Don't worry, it's not that serious. If there are zombies, they will go to the chicken farm next door first. The smell of blood is strong there."

"I'm going! Sister Jinlian, hurry up, help me plug the hole in my butt, if you don't plug it up, I'm going to die!" Xiao Yao, who had just slapped himself twice, suddenly acted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. screamed again.

"Okay, I'll find something to plug you up now." Jin Lian was also a little flustered by Xiao Yao's sudden panic, and ran to the nearby clothes pile to find some suitable clothes to plug Xiao Yao's butt.

But Xiao Yao was anxious like an ant on a hot pot at this time, because Xiao Yao found that his life was declining rapidly. "Bleeding: 5 blood loss per minute, 60 minutes left." Looking at the life bar with 30 drops of blood, Xiao Yao was at a loss. He was about to bleed to death, he knew that he would not pull out the wood on his buttocks, Xiao Yao regretted for a while, this is good, he stabbed a hornet's nest, Xiao Yao didn't know how big the hole in his buttocks was, but Xiao Yao knew, if he didn't plug it up, he might be It's over.At this moment, he could no longer care about the pain in his buttocks, so Xiao Yao quickly took off his pants, only wearing boxer underwear, and quickly lay down on the ground, "Sister Jinlian, hurry up, help me plug the hole in my buttocks."

"Here we come, here we come," Jin Lian hugged several shirts, some white and some gray, frantically looping the shirts from Xiao Yao's thighs to cover the hole in his buttocks, "Don't panic, don't panic." Jin Lian kept comforting Xiao Yao, and comforting herself at the same time. Jin Lian circled the clothes and tied a knot vigorously, "It's okay, it's okay. Xiao Yao, I've already blocked you."

Xiao Yao always pays attention to his bleeding state, "Bleeding: 1 blood loss per minute, 60 minutes left." Although the duration has changed, he will not die anyway, "Huh..." Xiao Yao let out a long cry Tone, lie on the ground, don't dare to move again, let's spend these 60 minutes first, or create an enhanced version of the bleeding state, I'm afraid I'm going to burp, don't be too aggrieved, "Thank you, Miss Jinlian."

"It's good that you're fine. You scared me to death just now. You're such a big man with a log stuck in your buttocks crying. You're still not a man." Jin Lian used her right hand as a cattail leaf fan for herself. Fanned by the wind, she was exhausted from the flurry just now, so she unbuttoned the top two buttons of her clothes, "I'll go and finish the soup for you." After Jin Lian finished speaking, she walked towards the stove.

"Thank you, Sister Jinlian." Xiao Yao looked at Sister Jinlian's back. There were many things that Xiao Yao couldn't tell Sister Jinlian. The mobile phone system was both an opportunity and a challenge. It was a double-edged sword.