The strongest cheating system

The sloppy Taoist took the pear and ate it in a few mouthfuls, praising the pear all the time in his mouth.

After eating, he thanked the waiter, and said to the onlookers: "Monks don't know how to begrudge things. I have good pears, please taste them."

"Since you have good pears yourself, why don't you eat your own pears and ask for alms from this uncle?" A spectator asked in confusion.

"Hehe... I just want the pear pits as seeds to grow a pear tree!" The sloppy Taoist said with a smile.

"Could it be that if you want to plant a pear tree now, it won't bloom and bear fruit here?" Everyone asked quickly, puzzled.

"Of course!" The sloppy Taoist replied seriously.

Then the Taoist took down the shovel he was carrying behind him, dug a pit on the spot, put the leftover pear pit in his hand, and buried the pit again.

"Does anyone have hot water? My pear tree needs hot water to grow!" The scruffy Taoist asked the onlookers.

"Yes!" The guy who bought pears for the Taoist just now replied hastily, then he ran back into the shop, and came back with a big bucket of hot water after a while.

The Taoist took the bucket and poured hot water over the pit just buried.

Then secretly make a formula and recite the incantation silently.

The onlookers all looked curiously at the place where the hot water was poured, even the old man selling pears was no exception.

Under the eyes of everyone, a small green shoot really grew in that pit, and then it grew slowly.

After a quarter of an hour, this little green shoot turned into a huge pear tree.

The pear tree was full of flowers again in an instant.

The flowers withered automatically after a while, and produced many fruits.

Those pears are big and fragrant, and they look delicious.

The sloppy Taoist was going to pick pears and distribute them to everyone.

"If you don't ask yourself, it's considered stealing! I don't know if an immortal steals something from a mortal, will anyone care?" Xiang Yu said under the pear tree under Su Mu's instruction.

"Immortals have their own jurisdiction from heaven! Besides, immortals have no shortage of mortal goods, so how could they steal from mortals!" The sloppy Taoist said to Xiang Yu, who was wearing a Taoist robe in front of him.

"Are you sure? But aren't the pears from your tree the old man's pears? Are you stealing?" He pointed to the car of the old man selling pears just now.

Only then did everyone realize that all the pears on the old man's car had disappeared.

The sloppy Taoist hurriedly explained: "How can I count it as stealing! I'm trying to enlighten him!
I have walked the world and seen many miserly things.

Every time I saw a rich man in the village, his close relatives and friends begged for rice for help, I would show a look of anger, and I would say, "This is several days' worth of material expenses." '
If you persuade him to help those in distress and feed the lonely and helpless, he will be annoyed, and he will say: "This is the amount of food for ten or five people." '
Even father and son, brothers, and the smallest amount of money have to be thoroughly considered.

But when it comes to lewdness and gambling, the whole pocket and family property is not stingy; even if the knife and saw are on the head and neck, it is too late to redeem your life.There are so many things like that.

This time, I just used a pear tree to make this old gentleman understand the truth! "

"However, how can you be sure that this old man is the rich man in your village?" Xiang Yu continued to ask.

"This... You see, he sells two pears for a pear, how much does he have to sell for such a big cart? And how many carts does he have? He must be a rich man in the village!" The sloppy Taoist argued.

"Oh? Then how are you sure that the old uncle has a lot of pears in his house? Could it be this car? And if this car of pears is sold, it will not be able to reach the level of a rich man! What if the old man One season lives on pears, you are not related to him, so it is reasonable not to give alms to you!
So if you directly take away other people's pears, is that stealing? "Xiang Yu continued to ask.

"You little Taoist priest, why do you have so many things! I will explain to you kindly, why do you have so many things! I'm going to share the pears with all the folks today, so get back quickly!" The sloppy Taoist said with an unnatural expression.

"That's it! That's it! Get back quickly!"

"How kind the old Taoist priest! You want to share the pears with us! What are you talking about, you little Taoist priest!"

"Hurry up, old Taoist! Don't pay attention to this little Taoist!"

"..."

The people around were praising the old Taoist priest and attacking Xiangyu.

The old man selling pears looked desperate when he saw that someone had finally spoken for him, and he was so squeezed by everyone.

Seeing that Xiang Yu stopped talking, the onlookers urged the sloppy Taoist to pick the pears quickly.

It's no wonder, this is the bad nature of human beings.

Xiang Yu hadn't experienced this kind of battle before, and silently retreated behind Su Mu, lowering his head, not daring to look at the people around him.

Su Mu looked at the eyes of everyone, smiled slightly, patted Xiangyu's head, and said to the sloppy Taoist, "Daoist friend, look! There is a line of words on your tree trunk!"

Everyone turned to look again.

The sloppy Taoist's face changed slightly, and he turned to look at Su Mu.

I saw the words on the trunk of the pear tree planted by the Taoist, "But to get this pear, you need to leave a penny!"

Su Mu smiled and cupped his hands at the sloppy Taoist.

The sloppy Taoist turned his head suddenly, walked under the tree, and was about to pick pears.

But no matter how hard the sloppy Taoist tried, he couldn't pick a single pear.

At this time, a bystander, with a curious attitude, stepped forward and picked a pear vigorously, but the pear remained motionless.

He put another copper plate under the tree, went to pick the pear, and picked it off easily.

Seeing such a miraculous scene, everyone stepped forward to experience it one after another. After a while, all the pears on a tree were replaced with copper plates.

Finally, when all the pears were picked, the pear tree slowly shrunk and disappeared in front of everyone.

But those copper plates appeared on the old pear seller's car.

The old pear seller looked at the copper plates on the cart, quickly put them away, and pushed the cart away.

The onlookers waited for a while, and found that there was nothing exciting to watch, so they dispersed one after another.

"Fellow Daoist, what is the meaning of this? Why do you want to block me!" The sloppy Taoist came to Su Mu with an ugly face and asked.

"Fellow Daoist! Could it be that what my disciple said just now is not clear enough? What you see is what you see! It may not be the real thing! But it is true that you used spells to steal! I just don't want you to make mistakes. !" Su Mu took out the Heavenly Official Order and placed it in front of the sloppy Taoist, and said slowly.

"It turned out that the lord Xianguan was in person! I don't know if there is any basis for what the lord disciple said!" The sloppy Taoist still didn't give up.

"Even if the old man is really a rich man in the village, shouldn't he be robbed of his belongings and distributed among the people? Isn't his carload of pears his own hard work? Besides! He is not a rich man either! Come with me!" Su Mu said and walked out of the city with Xiang Yu.

Although the sloppy Taoist didn't understand what he meant, he still followed.