The strongest cheating system
16 The story begins
Leaving Anyang County, Zhuge Kongping wanted to go home. After all, he had already left the mountain very early, and he had a family and a career in the secular world. This time, he just wanted to tease that Marshal Sun. Otherwise, he had plenty of ways to get away, but he didn't expect it to be this It's just the ending.
Since Zhuge Kongping was going home, Su Mu also separated from him.
Su Mu, who was on the road alone, counted the days, and these days happened to be the days when Taoist Simu went out.He just wanted to go to Renjia Town Yizhuang to have a look, and then send a sound transmission talisman to Simu Taoist priest to meet up.
Thinking of this, Su Mu walked directly towards Renjia Town.
It is said that the four-eyed Taoist priest has also broken through to the Taoist priest's realm in recent months. Since Ma Madi's work is not reliable, he has not directly handed over all the business to him.So now the four-eyed priest will still come out to drive away the corpse.
After another three days, Su Mu returned to Yizhuang, Renjia Town.
Standing at the door, looking at the familiar scene, Su Mu was a little dazed. The miss of Lin Jiu had dissipated a lot in the past ten years, but after seeing things and thinking about others, Su Mu thought of Lin Jiu again.
"Master, why don't you know to come back to see me!" Su Mu whispered to himself.
After a while, Su Mu walked into the Yizhuang.
Looking at the still tidy Yizhuang, Su Mu wasn't too surprised, because Taoist Master Simu would come here every once in a while, and he cleaned it all.
Su Mu put his luggage away and was about to send a sound transmission talisman to the chief of the four-eyed Taoist priest, when suddenly a blue smoke appeared in the sky. Su Mu held the blue smoke with his hand, and his mana circulated, and the blue smoke slowly turned into a cloud The illusory talisman, the voice of the four-eyed priest came from within the talisman
"Xiao Mu, I heard from Master that you have gone down the mountain? I will pass by Yizhuang in Renjia Town in three days. If you can come over, you can wait for me there! If you can't come, please send me a sound transmission talisman to give me your location."
This is a message from the four-eyed Taoist priest to Su Mu. It came at a very good time, and Su Mu made a move.
After receiving the message, Su Mu waited patiently in the Yizhuang for three days.
On the night of the third day, Daoist Simu came to the gate of Yizhuang with a group of walking corpses.
"Open the door, Xiao Mu, here I come!" Daoist Simu called from outside the door.
Su Mu hurriedly opened the door to welcome the four-eyed Taoist priest in, took the soul calling bell in his hand, and led the walking corpse into the morgue.
Priest Simu went to wash up first, and Su Mu took care of all the customers before returning to the living room. At this time, Priest Simu had finished washing and was sitting at the table drinking tea.
"Xiao Mu! Those customers are all arranged? Are you going to offer incense?" Simu Daoist asked casually when he saw Su Mu come back.
"Well, it's all done! Although I haven't done it for ten years, I still haven't forgotten these procedures." Su Mu replied.
"Well, how is your Lightning Ben Lei boxing learning? Only senior brothers and masters can practice in Maoshan, and now there is one more you! You need some snacks!" The four-eyed priest suddenly cared about Su Mu. practice situation.
"Uncle, I'm definitely not as good as uncle and master. But the progress is not bad!" Su Mu said modestly.
"Well, I heard that the Lightning and Thunder Fist can also increase physical fitness, I don't know if it's right or not?" asked the four-eyed Taoist with a serious face.
"It can increase the strength of the body, what's the matter, uncle?" Su Mu was asked with a confused face.
"Well, that's good. Uncle Shi is tired these days, so you can take them away for me tomorrow! It's settled like this! I'm going to rest!" Said the four-eyed Taoist priest and walked to the guest room.
Su Mu couldn't laugh or cry, he knew the method of the four-eyed priest to drive away the corpse.In the past, Daoist Simu and Ma Madi were not particularly proficient in refining walking corpses. Lin Jiu left in a hurry. The two of them might have made a mistake in any step, which caused the walking corpses they refined to mutate.
Ma Ma Tei is okay, but walking corpses are not afraid of the sun, of course only when the soul-suppressing talisman suppresses the evil spirit.But if you don't turn back into a corpse after a long time, there will be a high probability of real corpse transformation.
But the four-eyed Taoist priest is a bit funny. The zombie transformed from his corpse is not afraid of the sun under the suppression of the soul talisman, but he has to jump with him when driving the corpse!
Although there are flaws, there are also advantages. At least you don't have to worry about chasing the corpse until dawn and finding someone else, and the walking corpse will be destroyed by magic.
In this way, even if the two knew the orthodox method, they still wrote down their respective methods and used them like this.
It turned out that the four-eyed Taoist priest made a big circle of feelings because he wanted Su Mu to work as a coolie for him.
If it wasn't too time-consuming and labor-intensive to refine the walking corpses again, Su Mu would have wanted to rework all the walking corpses of the four-eyed priest!
……
On the second night, Su Mu and Taoist Simu took a long group of walking corpses on the road.
"Uncle Master, your way of expelling corpses is a bit of exercise!" Halfway through the journey, Su Mu was a little tired from jumping, and said to the four-eyed priest.
"Just get used to it!" Daoist Simu replied perfunctorily.
"Then I'm lying on the walking corpse caravan, can you get used to it?" Su Mu said sourly, looking at the four-eyed priest lying leisurely on the walking corpse.
"Xiao Mu! Young people should have the vigor of young people. Don't complain when you are a little bit bitter and tired! Now the bitterness will be the sweetness in the future! Hehe..." The four-eyed priest was not moved at all.
Su Mu "..."
Su Mu was speechless and had no choice but to continue leading the team forward.
Walking to a mountain, Su Mu became vigilant, opened his eyes and looked forward, and saw the evil spirit rising, which is a phenomenon of monsters in the mountain.
"Uncle, do you often take this road?" Su Mu asked.
"Not often, but there are a few little monsters in this mountain, so don't make a fuss." Apparently Su Mu's abnormality was noticed by the four-eyed priest just now.
"Yeah!" Su Mu was relieved when he saw that the four-eyed Taoist priest said so.
The four-eyed Taoist priest must have sensed something, it may be that the monster's strength is not high, and in this barren mountain, there is basically no chance of doing evil, so he didn't care.
"Hey, it's boring! I want to sleep for a while." Daoist Simu suddenly said.
Although Su Mu was complaining in his heart that the four-eyed Taoist priest squeezed his own labor, he still said: "Okay uncle, please rest first."
And the four-eyed priest looked at the depths of the dark woods and smiled meaningfully, closing his eyes.
"Jump, jump, jump, jump with me, jump forward, jump to the left, jump to the right, jump with legs apart, and continue to jump." Su Mu continued to lead the team forward as he did on the long road with four eyes.
At this time, a figure floating on the tree in the darkness behind saw this scene, and flew to the road ahead of Su Mu and his party, and then many obstacles appeared on the road as she waved her sleeves.
When Su Mu came over, his eyes widened when he saw the blocked road.
"Uncle, how do we get here? We two carried them around? Or dragged them through?" Su Mu asked from behind.
"Huh? Why is this blocked! Forget it, let me do it! It's just a small problem!" The Taoist priest with four eyes opened his eyes, looking at the blocked road and said.
Then the four-eyed Taoist took over Shenhe who controlled the walking corpses, and said to the group of walking corpses: "You all have to be more obedient to me, don't make trouble for me!"
"Come on, spread your legs and lean back. Jump!"
The four-eyed Taoist led the walking corpses to avoid obstacles and pass under a pile of branches in a tricky way.
Just after all the walking corpses passed by, a wooden stick less than one meter suddenly appeared in front of the four-eyed Taoist priest. When the four-eyed Taoist priest jumped forward for the last time, the sour feeling could not be expressed in words.
"Alas!" Dao Priest Four Eyes wailed in pain while clutching his lower body.
Suddenly he saw that the walking corpses also imitated and said angrily: "It hurts me! Why are you so virtuous!"
"By the way! Xiao Mu! Don't tell what happened just now!" Daoist Four Eyes suddenly remembered something and said to Su Mu.
"Hmm! Nothing happened just now! Uncle Master solved the problem of the road being blocked!" Su Mu nodded immediately.
The four-eyed Taoist nodded in satisfaction and said, "Well, it's so good! I'll take them for a while, you can take a rest!"
"Good uncle!" Su Mu agreed casually, but he was not at peace in his heart. The situation just now coincided with the scene in his memory. Isn't this a fragment of the plot of "Uncle Zombie"!
"Is the plot of the movie going to happen?" Su Mu said to himself.
"What are you doing? Let's go!" The four-eyed priest saw Su Mu standing in front of him and shouted.
"Here comes Master Uncle!" Su Mu hurried to the front and continued to move forward.
And the figure in the dark saw the four-eyed priest continue to move forward in this way, frowned slightly, and continued to follow.
Since Zhuge Kongping was going home, Su Mu also separated from him.
Su Mu, who was on the road alone, counted the days, and these days happened to be the days when Taoist Simu went out.He just wanted to go to Renjia Town Yizhuang to have a look, and then send a sound transmission talisman to Simu Taoist priest to meet up.
Thinking of this, Su Mu walked directly towards Renjia Town.
It is said that the four-eyed Taoist priest has also broken through to the Taoist priest's realm in recent months. Since Ma Madi's work is not reliable, he has not directly handed over all the business to him.So now the four-eyed priest will still come out to drive away the corpse.
After another three days, Su Mu returned to Yizhuang, Renjia Town.
Standing at the door, looking at the familiar scene, Su Mu was a little dazed. The miss of Lin Jiu had dissipated a lot in the past ten years, but after seeing things and thinking about others, Su Mu thought of Lin Jiu again.
"Master, why don't you know to come back to see me!" Su Mu whispered to himself.
After a while, Su Mu walked into the Yizhuang.
Looking at the still tidy Yizhuang, Su Mu wasn't too surprised, because Taoist Master Simu would come here every once in a while, and he cleaned it all.
Su Mu put his luggage away and was about to send a sound transmission talisman to the chief of the four-eyed Taoist priest, when suddenly a blue smoke appeared in the sky. Su Mu held the blue smoke with his hand, and his mana circulated, and the blue smoke slowly turned into a cloud The illusory talisman, the voice of the four-eyed priest came from within the talisman
"Xiao Mu, I heard from Master that you have gone down the mountain? I will pass by Yizhuang in Renjia Town in three days. If you can come over, you can wait for me there! If you can't come, please send me a sound transmission talisman to give me your location."
This is a message from the four-eyed Taoist priest to Su Mu. It came at a very good time, and Su Mu made a move.
After receiving the message, Su Mu waited patiently in the Yizhuang for three days.
On the night of the third day, Daoist Simu came to the gate of Yizhuang with a group of walking corpses.
"Open the door, Xiao Mu, here I come!" Daoist Simu called from outside the door.
Su Mu hurriedly opened the door to welcome the four-eyed Taoist priest in, took the soul calling bell in his hand, and led the walking corpse into the morgue.
Priest Simu went to wash up first, and Su Mu took care of all the customers before returning to the living room. At this time, Priest Simu had finished washing and was sitting at the table drinking tea.
"Xiao Mu! Those customers are all arranged? Are you going to offer incense?" Simu Daoist asked casually when he saw Su Mu come back.
"Well, it's all done! Although I haven't done it for ten years, I still haven't forgotten these procedures." Su Mu replied.
"Well, how is your Lightning Ben Lei boxing learning? Only senior brothers and masters can practice in Maoshan, and now there is one more you! You need some snacks!" The four-eyed priest suddenly cared about Su Mu. practice situation.
"Uncle, I'm definitely not as good as uncle and master. But the progress is not bad!" Su Mu said modestly.
"Well, I heard that the Lightning and Thunder Fist can also increase physical fitness, I don't know if it's right or not?" asked the four-eyed Taoist with a serious face.
"It can increase the strength of the body, what's the matter, uncle?" Su Mu was asked with a confused face.
"Well, that's good. Uncle Shi is tired these days, so you can take them away for me tomorrow! It's settled like this! I'm going to rest!" Said the four-eyed Taoist priest and walked to the guest room.
Su Mu couldn't laugh or cry, he knew the method of the four-eyed priest to drive away the corpse.In the past, Daoist Simu and Ma Madi were not particularly proficient in refining walking corpses. Lin Jiu left in a hurry. The two of them might have made a mistake in any step, which caused the walking corpses they refined to mutate.
Ma Ma Tei is okay, but walking corpses are not afraid of the sun, of course only when the soul-suppressing talisman suppresses the evil spirit.But if you don't turn back into a corpse after a long time, there will be a high probability of real corpse transformation.
But the four-eyed Taoist priest is a bit funny. The zombie transformed from his corpse is not afraid of the sun under the suppression of the soul talisman, but he has to jump with him when driving the corpse!
Although there are flaws, there are also advantages. At least you don't have to worry about chasing the corpse until dawn and finding someone else, and the walking corpse will be destroyed by magic.
In this way, even if the two knew the orthodox method, they still wrote down their respective methods and used them like this.
It turned out that the four-eyed Taoist priest made a big circle of feelings because he wanted Su Mu to work as a coolie for him.
If it wasn't too time-consuming and labor-intensive to refine the walking corpses again, Su Mu would have wanted to rework all the walking corpses of the four-eyed priest!
……
On the second night, Su Mu and Taoist Simu took a long group of walking corpses on the road.
"Uncle Master, your way of expelling corpses is a bit of exercise!" Halfway through the journey, Su Mu was a little tired from jumping, and said to the four-eyed priest.
"Just get used to it!" Daoist Simu replied perfunctorily.
"Then I'm lying on the walking corpse caravan, can you get used to it?" Su Mu said sourly, looking at the four-eyed priest lying leisurely on the walking corpse.
"Xiao Mu! Young people should have the vigor of young people. Don't complain when you are a little bit bitter and tired! Now the bitterness will be the sweetness in the future! Hehe..." The four-eyed priest was not moved at all.
Su Mu "..."
Su Mu was speechless and had no choice but to continue leading the team forward.
Walking to a mountain, Su Mu became vigilant, opened his eyes and looked forward, and saw the evil spirit rising, which is a phenomenon of monsters in the mountain.
"Uncle, do you often take this road?" Su Mu asked.
"Not often, but there are a few little monsters in this mountain, so don't make a fuss." Apparently Su Mu's abnormality was noticed by the four-eyed priest just now.
"Yeah!" Su Mu was relieved when he saw that the four-eyed Taoist priest said so.
The four-eyed Taoist priest must have sensed something, it may be that the monster's strength is not high, and in this barren mountain, there is basically no chance of doing evil, so he didn't care.
"Hey, it's boring! I want to sleep for a while." Daoist Simu suddenly said.
Although Su Mu was complaining in his heart that the four-eyed Taoist priest squeezed his own labor, he still said: "Okay uncle, please rest first."
And the four-eyed priest looked at the depths of the dark woods and smiled meaningfully, closing his eyes.
"Jump, jump, jump, jump with me, jump forward, jump to the left, jump to the right, jump with legs apart, and continue to jump." Su Mu continued to lead the team forward as he did on the long road with four eyes.
At this time, a figure floating on the tree in the darkness behind saw this scene, and flew to the road ahead of Su Mu and his party, and then many obstacles appeared on the road as she waved her sleeves.
When Su Mu came over, his eyes widened when he saw the blocked road.
"Uncle, how do we get here? We two carried them around? Or dragged them through?" Su Mu asked from behind.
"Huh? Why is this blocked! Forget it, let me do it! It's just a small problem!" The Taoist priest with four eyes opened his eyes, looking at the blocked road and said.
Then the four-eyed Taoist took over Shenhe who controlled the walking corpses, and said to the group of walking corpses: "You all have to be more obedient to me, don't make trouble for me!"
"Come on, spread your legs and lean back. Jump!"
The four-eyed Taoist led the walking corpses to avoid obstacles and pass under a pile of branches in a tricky way.
Just after all the walking corpses passed by, a wooden stick less than one meter suddenly appeared in front of the four-eyed Taoist priest. When the four-eyed Taoist priest jumped forward for the last time, the sour feeling could not be expressed in words.
"Alas!" Dao Priest Four Eyes wailed in pain while clutching his lower body.
Suddenly he saw that the walking corpses also imitated and said angrily: "It hurts me! Why are you so virtuous!"
"By the way! Xiao Mu! Don't tell what happened just now!" Daoist Four Eyes suddenly remembered something and said to Su Mu.
"Hmm! Nothing happened just now! Uncle Master solved the problem of the road being blocked!" Su Mu nodded immediately.
The four-eyed Taoist nodded in satisfaction and said, "Well, it's so good! I'll take them for a while, you can take a rest!"
"Good uncle!" Su Mu agreed casually, but he was not at peace in his heart. The situation just now coincided with the scene in his memory. Isn't this a fragment of the plot of "Uncle Zombie"!
"Is the plot of the movie going to happen?" Su Mu said to himself.
"What are you doing? Let's go!" The four-eyed priest saw Su Mu standing in front of him and shouted.
"Here comes Master Uncle!" Su Mu hurried to the front and continued to move forward.
And the figure in the dark saw the four-eyed priest continue to move forward in this way, frowned slightly, and continued to follow.
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