The strongest cheating system
71 Ready to go
"Junior Brother Jiale! How are Uncle Simu and Master Yixiu doing?" After everyone was seated, Su Mu asked first.
"Thank you, brother, for your concern. My master and master are all well! But my master has something to tell you this time. Do you want to hear it?" Jia Le pretended to be mysterious.
"What? You can't use the sound transmission talisman to say it, but you have to bring it to me yourself? Let's listen to it!" Su Mu was aroused.
"Well! Xiao Mu! Do you miss Master? Uncle misses you to death! How is it! See you, Junior Brother Jia Le and Junior Sister Qingqing! They are going to get married this time! You are a bachelor, Xiu No matter how high you are, you will still be left behind by my apprentice! Haha..." Jia Le cleared his throat, and imitated the tone of the four-eyed priest.
Su Mu's face was full of black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times before he said, "Master Simu wants to say this? Is he afraid to fight with Master Yixiu recently because of your marriage with Qingqing, and he has nothing to do?" ?”
"Hey... Maybe it is!" Jia Le agreed with a smile on his face.
"Forget about this! I think your place is remote and the flames of war are not burning. I have already proposed to Shigong and the others. In the future, Maoshan disciples who go out and people who need help will be sent to you. You go back and talk to Shigong. Let me tell you something, he is too busy and I will find something for him to do.
Ask him to build more houses in the future, and those with good qualifications, clean net worth, and willingness to practice Taoism will be selected for training first, and then they will be notified to the ancestral land, and the master and the others will pick them up. "Su Mu showed a sinister smile.
"Brother, are you sure this is not cheating me? My master must have asked me to do all these hard work!" Jia Le said with a bitter face, and everyone else showed sympathy, only Qing Qing also had a sad face.
"It was to scare your master just now! Master and the others will also send people there! But when you say it, you must say it separately like me! Did you hear that!" Su Mu added, and Jia Le and Qing Qing felt relieved. tone.
"Okay brother! But I will definitely say that you asked me to do this! Hehehe..." Jia Le also seemed to want to punish the four-eyed Taoist priest.
"It's okay! Just say it! What is the gift for Master Zhuge this time?" Su Mu directly returned to the topic.
"It's a zombie that has been sleeping all the time. It is almost non-threatening to people and is always in a dream. You know, Master Zhuge is most interested in these weird things! And he is a descendant of Zhuge Kongming. I just like to study these things, I heard that he is researching some "human corpse spiritism" recently, and this sleeping zombie can just be used for his experiments!" Jia Le also replied seriously.
"Sleeping zombies? There are such strange zombies?" Gao Bao asked curiously.
"Junior Brother Gao Bao must have never been out and about. Let alone "sleeping zombies", I have seen even talking zombies!" Jia Le said with a well-informed expression.
"It's my short-sightedness! It turns out that there are many things in the world that are not recorded in books." Gao Bao had an educated expression on his face.
"Well! There are as many strange things in the world as there are stars, and you can come across many if you go out more often! Junior brother Gao Bao will go out more when he reaches his cultivation level in the future! It is not advisable to blindly work behind closed doors!" Su Mu is also right Gao Bao said.
"Thank you two senior brothers for your teaching! I will definitely learn from them in the future!" Gao Bao said sincerely.
"Then what about us, brother?" Ah Xing and Xiaoyue also came to join in the fun.
"I'm going to take you on a long trip, thousands of miles! Don't talk nonsense! Let your brother Jiale take us to see the "Sleeping Zombie"! We will leave after dinner at night!" Su Mu is now There is no way for the two live treasures.
Now Ah Xing and Xiaoyue also know Su Mu's temper. Generally, as long as he doesn't make selective mistakes and some big mistakes, he won't get angry when he is joking.
So sometimes the two of them would always add some unspeakable spices to Su Mu's life.
Jia Le looked at the speechless Su Mu, smiled and led everyone to a morgue.
Rows of zombies are neatly arranged in this morgue.
After a rough look, Su Mu and the others didn't see any special zombies.
Several people looked at Jiale and Qingqing again.
"Don't look at me all the time! Isn't that what it is!" Jia Le said, pointing to a strong-looking zombie.
There is still nothing special about the direction that everyone is pointing at him.
But since Jia Le said it was this, it must be this. Su Mu and the others took a closer look and finally saw something different.
It turned out that there were two extra wooden sticks on the body of this tall zombie, and the two ends of the two wooden sticks were respectively connected to the zombies in front and back of him. The clothes worn by the zombies were relatively loose, and everyone didn't notice this detail just now.Looking down, the tall zombie's feet didn't touch the ground at all.
It is equivalent to saying that this zombie has never walked by itself!This should be the "sleeping zombie" who has been sleeping all the way!
"It's amazing! It's sleeping now!" Gao Bao ran to study it.
On the other hand, Ah Xing and Xiaoyue looked hesitant and did not dare to go forward.
The two of them are still a little guilty about these things.
"Both of you come here! I will go out to discuss the Dao with Junior Brother Jiale and the others later, and you two will stay here until the time of departure!" Su Mu looked at the two timid juniors and sisters, intending to exercise their courage.
You will always have to deal with these things in the future, so you should get used to it early.
"Yes, senior brother!" Ah Xing and Xiaoyue agreed reluctantly.
"Well! Then let's go out first! You two don't mess around! You will turn into a dead body!" Su Mu walked out with Jia Le and the others, leaving only A Xing and Xiaoyue.
Even Su Mu locked the door when he went out!
Sure enough, after a while, Ah Xing was about to open the door and escape, but was stopped by this lock!
"Su Liang, go to the window! Don't let them come out! You can scare them by the way!" Su Mu summoned the Silver Moon Wolf King and ordered.
Moreover, Ah Xing and the others didn't know that Su Mu had a wolf king under his command. If they saw the wolf king later, they didn't know what would happen!
The Yinyue Wolf King nodded, transformed into his own body, and came to the window, staring at the window sill.
And the two Ah Xing in the room had already started to tremble a little.
"Eldest brother said that there will be a dead body, you say...is it...is it true..." Xiaoyue said with a slight trembling.
"Didn't the elder brother say, don't move around, you will turn into a dead body! If we don't move around, we will be fine! We will quietly climb out of the window after a while! Remember! Just don't move around!" Ah Xing was still slightly older than Xiaoyue. calm down.
Under the leadership of Ah Xing, the two slowly moved to the window.
"Crack~" The window that hadn't been opened for a long time was slightly pushed open by Ah Xing, making a creaking sound.
Secretly through the gap exposed by the window, Ah Xing looked at the situation outside.
"It's safe! The yard is outside! We'll go out later, and when it's almost time, we'll climb in again! We're ready to go!" As Xing said, he opened the window completely, ready to climb out.
"Roar~" The huge body of the Silver Moon Wolf King suddenly appeared in front of Ah Xing, blocking the entire window.
"Ah...!" Ah Xing was frightened and fell to the ground.
"Roar~" Yinyue Wolf King stuck his head into the window and let out another roar, which scared Ah Xing and Xiaoyue to fall to the ground and move back a little bit to avoid.
The Silver Moon Wolf King suddenly said, "Don't come out!"
Ah Xing and Xiaoyue nodded quickly, unable to speak.
Yinyue Wolf King retreated slowly, closing the window by the way.
"Thank you, brother, for your concern. My master and master are all well! But my master has something to tell you this time. Do you want to hear it?" Jia Le pretended to be mysterious.
"What? You can't use the sound transmission talisman to say it, but you have to bring it to me yourself? Let's listen to it!" Su Mu was aroused.
"Well! Xiao Mu! Do you miss Master? Uncle misses you to death! How is it! See you, Junior Brother Jia Le and Junior Sister Qingqing! They are going to get married this time! You are a bachelor, Xiu No matter how high you are, you will still be left behind by my apprentice! Haha..." Jia Le cleared his throat, and imitated the tone of the four-eyed priest.
Su Mu's face was full of black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times before he said, "Master Simu wants to say this? Is he afraid to fight with Master Yixiu recently because of your marriage with Qingqing, and he has nothing to do?" ?”
"Hey... Maybe it is!" Jia Le agreed with a smile on his face.
"Forget about this! I think your place is remote and the flames of war are not burning. I have already proposed to Shigong and the others. In the future, Maoshan disciples who go out and people who need help will be sent to you. You go back and talk to Shigong. Let me tell you something, he is too busy and I will find something for him to do.
Ask him to build more houses in the future, and those with good qualifications, clean net worth, and willingness to practice Taoism will be selected for training first, and then they will be notified to the ancestral land, and the master and the others will pick them up. "Su Mu showed a sinister smile.
"Brother, are you sure this is not cheating me? My master must have asked me to do all these hard work!" Jia Le said with a bitter face, and everyone else showed sympathy, only Qing Qing also had a sad face.
"It was to scare your master just now! Master and the others will also send people there! But when you say it, you must say it separately like me! Did you hear that!" Su Mu added, and Jia Le and Qing Qing felt relieved. tone.
"Okay brother! But I will definitely say that you asked me to do this! Hehehe..." Jia Le also seemed to want to punish the four-eyed Taoist priest.
"It's okay! Just say it! What is the gift for Master Zhuge this time?" Su Mu directly returned to the topic.
"It's a zombie that has been sleeping all the time. It is almost non-threatening to people and is always in a dream. You know, Master Zhuge is most interested in these weird things! And he is a descendant of Zhuge Kongming. I just like to study these things, I heard that he is researching some "human corpse spiritism" recently, and this sleeping zombie can just be used for his experiments!" Jia Le also replied seriously.
"Sleeping zombies? There are such strange zombies?" Gao Bao asked curiously.
"Junior Brother Gao Bao must have never been out and about. Let alone "sleeping zombies", I have seen even talking zombies!" Jia Le said with a well-informed expression.
"It's my short-sightedness! It turns out that there are many things in the world that are not recorded in books." Gao Bao had an educated expression on his face.
"Well! There are as many strange things in the world as there are stars, and you can come across many if you go out more often! Junior brother Gao Bao will go out more when he reaches his cultivation level in the future! It is not advisable to blindly work behind closed doors!" Su Mu is also right Gao Bao said.
"Thank you two senior brothers for your teaching! I will definitely learn from them in the future!" Gao Bao said sincerely.
"Then what about us, brother?" Ah Xing and Xiaoyue also came to join in the fun.
"I'm going to take you on a long trip, thousands of miles! Don't talk nonsense! Let your brother Jiale take us to see the "Sleeping Zombie"! We will leave after dinner at night!" Su Mu is now There is no way for the two live treasures.
Now Ah Xing and Xiaoyue also know Su Mu's temper. Generally, as long as he doesn't make selective mistakes and some big mistakes, he won't get angry when he is joking.
So sometimes the two of them would always add some unspeakable spices to Su Mu's life.
Jia Le looked at the speechless Su Mu, smiled and led everyone to a morgue.
Rows of zombies are neatly arranged in this morgue.
After a rough look, Su Mu and the others didn't see any special zombies.
Several people looked at Jiale and Qingqing again.
"Don't look at me all the time! Isn't that what it is!" Jia Le said, pointing to a strong-looking zombie.
There is still nothing special about the direction that everyone is pointing at him.
But since Jia Le said it was this, it must be this. Su Mu and the others took a closer look and finally saw something different.
It turned out that there were two extra wooden sticks on the body of this tall zombie, and the two ends of the two wooden sticks were respectively connected to the zombies in front and back of him. The clothes worn by the zombies were relatively loose, and everyone didn't notice this detail just now.Looking down, the tall zombie's feet didn't touch the ground at all.
It is equivalent to saying that this zombie has never walked by itself!This should be the "sleeping zombie" who has been sleeping all the way!
"It's amazing! It's sleeping now!" Gao Bao ran to study it.
On the other hand, Ah Xing and Xiaoyue looked hesitant and did not dare to go forward.
The two of them are still a little guilty about these things.
"Both of you come here! I will go out to discuss the Dao with Junior Brother Jiale and the others later, and you two will stay here until the time of departure!" Su Mu looked at the two timid juniors and sisters, intending to exercise their courage.
You will always have to deal with these things in the future, so you should get used to it early.
"Yes, senior brother!" Ah Xing and Xiaoyue agreed reluctantly.
"Well! Then let's go out first! You two don't mess around! You will turn into a dead body!" Su Mu walked out with Jia Le and the others, leaving only A Xing and Xiaoyue.
Even Su Mu locked the door when he went out!
Sure enough, after a while, Ah Xing was about to open the door and escape, but was stopped by this lock!
"Su Liang, go to the window! Don't let them come out! You can scare them by the way!" Su Mu summoned the Silver Moon Wolf King and ordered.
Moreover, Ah Xing and the others didn't know that Su Mu had a wolf king under his command. If they saw the wolf king later, they didn't know what would happen!
The Yinyue Wolf King nodded, transformed into his own body, and came to the window, staring at the window sill.
And the two Ah Xing in the room had already started to tremble a little.
"Eldest brother said that there will be a dead body, you say...is it...is it true..." Xiaoyue said with a slight trembling.
"Didn't the elder brother say, don't move around, you will turn into a dead body! If we don't move around, we will be fine! We will quietly climb out of the window after a while! Remember! Just don't move around!" Ah Xing was still slightly older than Xiaoyue. calm down.
Under the leadership of Ah Xing, the two slowly moved to the window.
"Crack~" The window that hadn't been opened for a long time was slightly pushed open by Ah Xing, making a creaking sound.
Secretly through the gap exposed by the window, Ah Xing looked at the situation outside.
"It's safe! The yard is outside! We'll go out later, and when it's almost time, we'll climb in again! We're ready to go!" As Xing said, he opened the window completely, ready to climb out.
"Roar~" The huge body of the Silver Moon Wolf King suddenly appeared in front of Ah Xing, blocking the entire window.
"Ah...!" Ah Xing was frightened and fell to the ground.
"Roar~" Yinyue Wolf King stuck his head into the window and let out another roar, which scared Ah Xing and Xiaoyue to fall to the ground and move back a little bit to avoid.
The Silver Moon Wolf King suddenly said, "Don't come out!"
Ah Xing and Xiaoyue nodded quickly, unable to speak.
Yinyue Wolf King retreated slowly, closing the window by the way.
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