I, brat, blow up Hokage Rock at the beginning!

If it was from an enemy village, with this kind of method, it would definitely not be as simple as shaving his hair, so it must be from this village, and his only suspect now is his grandson, but he doesn't know what method he used.

Of course, these words cannot be told to them.

At this time, Xiaochun, who was thinking delicately, asked: "Tell me, is it possible that it is Xiaokong, because he said that he has the urge to make trouble."

The victim, Mito Menyan, said carelessly: "Impossible, Xiao Sora is only five years old, if our group can't even notice a child doing evil, that's impossible."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi also nodded, expressing his agreement, and added: "An accident happened to Danzo yesterday, and I immediately went to Xiao Sora's window to see that he was sleeping very hard."

"I thought of him because of the blasting and making troubles. Although he is my grandson, for the safety of the village, I went to see it. It turned out that it was not him."

Turning to sleep, Xiaochun was also a little embarrassed, and actually doubted that sweet-talking cute little guy.

"I... just talking, I don't believe it's Xiao Kong either."

The conversation turned.

"Ri Zhan, this matter must be taken seriously and thoroughly investigated."

Mitomon Yan also looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen solemnly.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi frowned and nodded.

"Don't worry, I will definitely investigate this matter thoroughly, and I will go to Danzang to inquire later, are you going?"

Mitomonyan was eager to try, but after thinking about it, he knew about Danzo's embarrassment. The old coin was watching me go to see him, and he must have thought that I was mocking him, and it would not be worthwhile to trip me up.

Moreover, it was embarrassing to go there with a bald head. He waved his hands and went out with his shiny head.

It seems that I won't go out to work at home recently, waiting for my hair to grow.

But Zhuanzhu Xiaochun directly refused, and covered her nose.

"I'm afraid of the smell, so I won't go."

Maybe it was thinking of that scene, and I shivered.

After all, he took his leave and left, let alone, walking with his hair cut feels easier.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked at the two old friends who came in angrily and left in a calm manner.

He could only sigh helplessly.

He muttered in his mouth: "Danzo, good man."

At this time, Sarutobi Shenkong transformed into an ordinary person and appeared on the street.

Approaching a big man, whispered in his ear.

"Dude, don't you know? That explosion last night."

When the big man next to him heard this sentence, he felt gossip pricked up his ears and came over.

"I heard what happened last night."

And a few girls passing by also came over.

"Let me tell you, Master Danzo farted the toilet last night."

"My God, no way."

The surrounding eyes widened and exclaimed.

"Really, my brother-in-law's son is from Konoha Anbe, and I saw it with my own eyes last night."

"My God, that Xiang can't..."

The person next to him asked curiously.

"Well... I heard that Danzo was blown up."

"what……"

The people around instantly cast disgusted glances.

And a woman next to him also said at this time.

"Last night, my sister received a very smelly ninja, it could be Danzo-sama."

The eyes of the surroundings were instantly attracted by the woman, and the woman listened to her when she saw her, and she talked even more vigorously.

The man turned into by Sarutobi Kamito quietly withdrew from the crowd, went underground, and disappeared.

"Ding: C-level mission. Xiangshen called Chuankonoha, the mission is completed, 4 o'clock for trouble."

As for the Konoha Hospital, Danzo, who had been awake for a while, took a bath, brushed his teeth, changed his clothes, swallowed a bowl of porridge to suppress his nausea, and lay quietly on the hospital bed thinking about life.

call out……

A root member appeared in front of Danzo.

"My lord, I have something to report."

"What's the matter? Did you find the thief from yesterday?"

Danzo gritted his teeth sullenly and said, his eyes instantly turned blood red.

He pinched the bed sheet vigorously with his hands, and the humiliation of yesterday was vivid in his memory.

Danzo's life has basically been smooth sailing. As an old coin, apart from becoming Hokage, he is basically a successful person. Unexpectedly, his reputation was ruined yesterday.

If this revenge is not reported, it is not Danzang! !
Looking at the murderous Danzo, the root members of the cat face mask anxiously considered whether to say something.

Seeing the flustered appearance of his subordinates, Danzo had a premonition that something bad would happen again, could it be?

"Say!! What's the matter!! I can stand it!"

"Right now... the story of your lord is being reported on the streets."

"Giggle..."

A sound of teeth colliding came into Genbu Ninja's ears, looking at his boss, blood was already biting his lips.

The few words squeezed out between the teeth are full of anger and fear.

"What's up?"

"It just... happened last night."

"more specific!"

"I said yesterday that the adult smoked in the toilet, so I threw the cigarette into the toilet. Suddenly, the farts that had been held for a day were too much, and they burst out, and then the farts reacted with sparks and the toilet, so a violent explosion occurred. The adults were rushed to repair last night. , Several nurses know that a very smelly person came in the hospital last night, saying that the adult was doused in Xiang urine."

"After many inquiries, this is the most authentic and complete version currently recognized."

"There are many versions!! I don't smoke!! I!!..."

Before he finished speaking, Danzo passed out again.

"Someone is here, Danzo-sama has fainted again..."

……

"Have you heard? Danzo-sama just woke up and was stunned by himself..."

"My God, I heard that the whole hospital knows..."

"Does Danzo-sama have any strange hobbies?"

……

This day is destined to be an uneasy day, especially for Konoha's great Danzo.

He not only fulfilled a teenager, but also completed the most well-known period of his life.

For now, Danzo-sama can be regarded as an Internet celebrity.

An Internet celebrity who has achieved success through fart and soaring.