Tomb Raider: After Time Traveling, I Married the Essence Queen

"Is it going to rain red, motherfucker? Did old mother Lu herself admit her mistake?"

Lu Ming heard Fatty Wang's speech, which was obviously a joke, and gave him a blank stare.

Fatty Wang was not angry at this time when someone gave him a supercilious look. He smiled at Lu Ming and said, "Old Lu, do you really have a sex change? Fatty can't get used to you."

"Fatty, if you say one more nonsense, believe it or not, I'll let you see Hades?"

"Forget it then, I don't know King Yama well, and he should be quite busy too, so I shouldn't bother him at this time."

Hearing what Fatty Wang said, Lu Ming laughed angrily.

But what else?
Fatty Wang is such a playful character.

It's not that the more you don't let him do something, the more he will do it, but there is no way to change his personality.

Da Jinya looked over there and asked, "Master Lu, are you really unable to dispose of that ice cube?"

"Jin Ye, from what you said, it seems that you have something to do?"

Da Jinya showed a somewhat embarrassed expression, and said, "Actually, it's not a good idea, I just..."

"What is it?"

"I just suddenly thought of something that might be useful."

After speaking, Da Jinya rummaged through his bag, and then took out a small yellow kit.

A dragon and a phoenix are embroidered on the brocade bag. If it wasn't for the wrong color, it would look similar to the ones used when getting married.

Fatty Wang leaned over to take a look, and asked Big Jinya, "Master Jin, you are taking your wife's dowry over when you got married, right?"

"Fatty, don't talk nonsense."

After Da Jinya finished speaking, he opened the kit and took out a piece of red talisman paper from inside.

It can be seen that there are indeed some red ink stains on the talisman paper, but the ink stains really make people unclear what it is.

"Jin Ye, what the hell is this?" Lu Ming asked.

Before Da Jinya replied, Shirley Yang said, "Ice-melting Talisman."

Da Jinya nodded, and said, "Miss Yang still knows the goods, this is the ice-melting talisman."

"Miss Yang, how do you know what this thing is?"

"I saw notes on this thing in my grandfather's notebook."

"Is that right?"

Lu Ming said very indifferently.

When Shirley Yang heard this, she immediately understood another layer of meaning in Lu Ming's words.

She asked, "Why? Old Lu, you don't believe me?"

"That's not the case, it's just that the partridge whistle is really powerful, and even knows what we want."

"I……"

At this time, Shirley Yang obviously wanted to explain something, but looking at her expression, it was obvious that she didn't know how to explain.

Lu Ming chuckled, and said, "Miss Yang, you don't have to worry about it, I just said it casually, so don't take it to heart."

The more you say this, the more people will take it to heart.

But even so, Shirley Yang couldn't say anything. After all, Lu Ming said so, and if she pursued it further, it was obviously her problem.

"Jin Ye, how do I use this ice-melting talisman? Do you paste it directly?" Lu Ming asked.

Da Jinya showed an embarrassed expression at this time.

After a while, he finally said: "To be honest, I bought this thing from an old Taoist priest before I came here. I don't know how to use it!"

"Good guy, Jin Ye, we all thought you knew something, but you didn't know a word when you came up!"

"Fatty Lord, I really don't know! The old Taoist gave me the talisman, left without saying a word."

"What did he say?"

"He let me do it myself!"

Good for yourself?

This is obviously a word of warning.

Lu Ming felt that this old Taoist priest should not be a charlatan, but a person with some real talents.

"Jin Ye, is this the one you want to buy?"

"No! I just wanted to buy two amulets with him, and he gave me this thing, saying it was more useful than amulets! I still doubted it, and it cost me 50 yuan."

"Fuck! Master Jin, you bought a piece of paper for fifty dollars? You still don't know if this piece of paper is useful or not?"

Da Jinya rubbed his nose in embarrassment at this moment, and said nothing.

"Fatty, what are you talking nonsense about? You just bought a piece of paper. Whether you can go in and get the treasure depends on whether the amulet bought by Master Jin will work."

"That's right! Old Lu is right!"

Just after saying this, Fatty Wang showed another embarrassing expression, and said, "Now that we have the talisman, we don't know how to use it! What should we do!"

"Let me try it!"

At this time, everyone looked at Wang Kaixuan who was speaking.

Wang Kaixuan's expression couldn't be tense anymore, and he said: "If you say it can't be done, then forget it!"

"We didn't say no! Didn't you say you want to try it? Then try it! Anyway, even if it fails, there's nothing we can do. It's our fate, so let's go back."

After Lu Ming finished speaking, Wang Kaixuan nodded vigorously.

After receiving the talisman, Wang Kaixuan walked to the door, looked at it carefully, and then held the talisman between two fingers, muttering something non-stop.

Fatty Wang smiled when he saw it, and said, "This Wang Kaixuan really looks like that, Lao Lu, do you think he can do it?"

Lu Ming didn't answer Fatty Wang's words.

In fact, no one knows whether Wang Kaixuan can do it or not.

Soon, Wang Kaixuan finished chanting, and pasted the talisman on the ice.

Afterwards, the ice cube turned into a puddle of water almost at a speed visible to the naked eye.

A few minutes later, that huge block of ice had turned into a puddle of water.

There was also a red talisman floating on the water.

Fatty Wang patted Wang Kaixuan on the shoulder, and said, "You are good, why can you order a little of everything? Fatty, I really want to give you a new look."

"I actually don't know much, there's no need for this!" Wang Kaixuan said.

Fatty Wang shook his head, and said, "Fatty, he always thinks of what to say. Your method is really awesome. You can stay in the future. When the time comes, we will go to the grave together and get the treasure together." , eat delicious and drink spicy food together."

Wang Kaixuan did not immediately agree, but turned to look at Lu Ming.

Lu Ming directly raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong? What do you think I'm doing?"

"Old Lu, what the hell are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail? This is obviously asking for your opinion, don't you fucking pretend I don't see it."

"I really didn't pretend that I couldn't see it. I already gave him a room at home. What do you want me to say?"

After Lu Ming finished speaking, Fatty Wang smiled, put his arms around Wang Kaixuan's shoulders, and said, "Look, what old Lu said is so good, you have to remember it in the future, we are all on the same rope grasshopper."

"Bah, bah, bah! Fatty, can you fucking speak?" Hu Bayi, who was on the side, said angrily.

Only then did Fatty Wang realize that he had said the wrong thing, so he hurriedly followed him there.

Lu Ming ignored them, but walked to the front of the hole and repaired it a few times.

After the big hole was enlarged by him to the extent that a person could pass through it, he was the first to go through it.

On the opposite side, Lu Ming's face was filled with disbelief.

Before, he really felt that the scale of this tomb was really not an emperor's tomb, but what he saw now completely overturned his thinking.

The tomb is about a hundred square meters, and in the middle is a running water drawn from an underground river. There is a platform directly in front of him, and an almost translucent white jade coffin is placed on the platform...