My wife is Tsunade

"What are you doing in a daze, get down and be a horse for me!"

"Hurry up and hear it?!"

"If you don't get down, I'll beat you!"

In Muye Village, in an unknown alley, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl with long blue hair fluttering and cute looks stood in front of a handsome boy.

The boy was about 17 years old, and he looked handsome, but his brows were tightly wrinkled and his face was scowling.

No matter how much little loli yelled in front of him, she didn't say a word.

Seeing that the young man in front of him remained silent, the little loli said angrily: "Uchiha Haiyan, are you courageous? Don't you dare not listen to me! I think you deserve a beating again! Hurry up and lie down, give me a beating!" I will ride as a horse! Otherwise, I will not spare you!"

"Who are you?"

The young man spoke with some displeasure.

Although this little loli looked pure and lovely, she was a bit too domineering.

"Get up for me!"

The young man pushed away the little loli standing in front of him with some displeasure, looked left and right, then chose a direction and walked slowly.

He is now thinking about one question, how did he appear in this strange place?
"You dare to pull me? Uchiha Haiyan, you are finished!"

Little Loli clenched her fists tightly, extremely angry.

All of a sudden, from behind, he rushed forward and knocked the boy down to the ground, and sat on the boy's waist with his buttocks, so that the boy couldn't exert his strength at all.

"Hey, let's see if you dare to be arrogant!"

The little loli took off her shoes, and her white and tender feet stepped directly on the side of the boy's face.

"Depend on!"

A sense of humiliation welled up in the boy's heart.

He is such a big man, how can he be bullied by a little loli?

"I'm warning you, if you don't get up again, I'll really be rude to you!" The boy's face turned cold, and he said in a deep voice.

"Hehe, Uchiha Haiyan, you are so courageous! You don't know who you are anymore? How dare you talk to me like that?"

The little Lolita looked proud and disdainful, she was riding on the boy's body, her arms crossed her chest, her tender little feet were still moving her toes, playing with the boy's face, and mockingly said: "If you really have that ability, you Come on! I want to see how you can be rude to me, you trash!"

Little Lolita's voice was full of contempt, she didn't believe that the boy under her body could do anything to her!
This guy is notoriously trash!

As a genius of the Uchiha clan, he is already seventeen years old. Not to mention that Sharingan is not open, his strength is also at the bottom among ninjas, even a child like her can't beat her!
"Okay, that's what you said!"

The boy gritted his teeth, saw the right moment, and suddenly bit the little white foot that little Lolita stepped on his face.

Little Lolita's feet have no peculiar smell, but also have a faint body fragrance, and the mouth is slightly salty.

Without hesitation, the boy took a bite directly.

"oops!"

The little Lolita screamed in pain, blushed immediately, and jumped up with a 'whoosh'.

"You...you bastard!"

The little loli glared at the boy angrily, feeling ashamed and annoyed at once!
On her white and tender toes, there seemed to be two rows of bruised and purple teeth marks, with a little bit of saliva on them.

"I've said it all, if you don't get up again, I'll be rude to you!"

The boy patted the dust off his body and said in a cold voice.

"Bastard! I'll beat you to death!"

Little Lolita gritted her white teeth, her face flushed with anger.

As she spoke, she clenched her fists and punched the boy.

The boy was taken aback when he saw this, and he also knew that although this little loli was young, she was very skilled!
If you fight her, you may not be able to beat her!

"In this case, don't blame me for being rude!"

The boy looked fierce.

Relying on his own strength, he watched the little Lolita come over, and punched the little Lolita directly in the chest.

This punch hit the little Lolita, and immediately made her grin her teeth, her face flushed, she forgot to attack, and she froze in place!

"you you you……"

The little loli stared at the boy with wide eyes, full of disbelief.

How dare this kid be so rude to her!
"You can't blame me for this, you did it to me first! I was forced to fight back!"

After the punch, the boy felt a little guilty, so it was a coincidence that he hit that place by accident.

"Goodbye, I'll take a step first!"

After the boy finished speaking, he ran away.

Little Lolita's angry voice came from behind: "Uchiha Haiyan, you wait for me! I'll find someone to beat you! I beat you so hard you're looking for your teeth! I beat you so hard that you call me mom!"

"The devil is waiting for you! The devil is calling your mother!"

The boy trotted away quickly.

He looked at the unfamiliar but familiar scene on the street, and his memory gradually recovered in his mind.

"I'm going! Am I traveling through the world of Hokage? Or is it in Muye Village in this unpeaceful era? I said oh! Did I mess with that little devil loli just now? My mother... I'm going to die !"

The boy's face suddenly changed, becoming extremely strange!
He finally remembered why he was here!

In his last life, he was an ordinary high school student on earth.

Because he loves to watch Naruto, he watched dramas without sleep for three days and three nights, but died suddenly at home!

When he died suddenly, he still hated himself for not finishing Hokage!
As a result, a voice came from his mind, saying that he could take him through this Naruto world!
Originally, he thought it was God's joke, but he didn't expect it to be true!
"It's just God, you let me time travel, and you don't want to bring such a trap, right? It's fine if you let me time travel to a waste of the Uchiha family, and let me forcefully marry into Tsunade's house! You also messed with the little girl just now!" Loli, I'm going to die!"

The boy looked bitter.

He traveled through the Uchiha family in this life, named Uchiha Haiyan.

The name sounds good, but it is a real piece of trash!
As the youngest son of the current patriarch of the Uchiha clan, he was born noble, but at the age of 17, he didn't open his eyes. He is still the most trashy ninja!
His name has almost become a disgrace to the Uchiha clan!

Therefore, anyone from the Uchiha clan should be ashamed of him!
Many people like to humiliate him!
That little loli from just now is a little bit better, she just likes to ride him like a horse!

However, that little loli is not easy to mess with, that is Mikoto Uchiha!
In the anime, she is Sasuke's gentle mother, but unexpectedly, she was a savage princess when she was a child!
Just now, he punched that savage princess.

It is estimated that... it won't be long before he will suffer!
What's worse, even with his current identity, he is Tsunade's husband!

Because the war is over and the situation is not stable, many members of the Uchiha family want to rebel.

As the son of the head of the Uchiha clan, he was naturally taken as a hostage, married into Tsunade's house, and became Tsunade's husband!