My wife is Tsunade

After a pause, Uchiha Haiyan shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and continued speaking in a calm tone.

"However, I do agree with what you said - Uchiha Mizumon is indeed a bastard, but it seems that it has nothing to do with you."

"you……"

When the man in black heard Uchiha Haiyan's words, his eyes widened in shock, as if he had heard some shocking words, which were extremely unbelievable.

Uchiha Haiyan didn't want to talk to the man in black at all, he had had enough of this group of mentally retarded things.

When I first came to this world before, when I met the group of men in black, I kept yelling that he was helping the enemy, and yelling that they knew the biggest secret in the world.

I bother!

As a Uchiha Haiyan with no big ambitions, he said that he only wants his wife and children to be hot on the bed, okay?

At most, it's just an occasional mental derailment and physical derailment.

For example, engage in flirting with other girls or something to reconcile your mood.

But this kind of thing is not illegal in Naruto World.

Damn it!

This is the real experience of living among thousands of flowers, without a single leaf sticking to your body.

It's about their black half dime?
One or two come to torment him every day, I'm afraid they are really a group of mentally retarded.

Thinking of this, Uchiha Haiyan couldn't help but sighed heavily, shook her head, touched her cheek thoughtfully, looked at the reflection in the mirror, and said with emotion.

"Hey, being handsome is the original sin!"

"..."

Uchiha Mikoto and Hinata Neji were both speechless at the same time.

"Tsk tsk, it seems that this big brother is unwilling to tell the truth, so I will trouble you, Kakashi."

However, at this moment, Uchiha Haiyan suddenly hooked his fingers in the direction behind him, and then kicked the man in black who was not far away without saying a word, directly into the air, and then saw a white figure whoosh The sound flashed by.

"I said, can you stop using this method every time? It's just too arrogant!"

Kakashi looked at Uchiha Haiyan's direction helplessly, and said with a sigh.

"No, compared to you, I'm simply far behind."

Uchiha Haiyan shook her head first, then smiled, seemed a little shy, and then said in a serious manner.

"Hehe, this kid is quite fun."

Orochimaru's gloomy voice sounded. I don't know if it was because of the psychic contract signed with the psychic snake. I always felt that his voice had a special feeling similar to that of a cold-blooded animal. Even just listening to the voice gave me goosebumps. body illusion.

"Fun?"

Hearing this, Uchiha Haiyan rolled her eyes angrily.

"Fun ass, I just want to sleep now!"

After tossing and tossing all night, Uchiha Haiyan yawned lazily after the sun appeared and heard the system prompt to complete the task.

"Fuck, it's finally dawn, and those lunatics should stop!"

While talking, Uchiha Haiyan couldn't help sighing heavily, stretched out her hand and rubbed her sleepy eyes, which were somewhat relaxed and sleepy, and said helplessly shaking her head.

"Sure enough, they are a group of extreme guys, they are all perverts!"

Thinking of the hard work last night, Uchiha Haiyan couldn't help crying for herself.

Damn it!

Why do other people use peerless skills after time travel, and they can still accept the harem and accept younger brothers to pick up girls.

As a result, when he came to him, he not only had to hug women's thighs, but also suffered life threats from time to time, and even a group of mentally retarded perverts clamored to jump out to save him.

I bother!

Who the hell saved it with perverts?
Uchiha Haiyan only felt that she must have taken the wrong script.

Maybe when I woke up the next day and opened my eyes, it was all just a dream.

Uchiha Haiyan kept praying secretly in her heart.

"I quite agree with your statement!"

Uchiha Mikoto sat on the sofa very tiredly, her whole face was wrinkled together, she seemed extremely wronged.

Last night, she practiced the fireball technique well all night.

Really!

Even her usual practice is not so hard.

Now Uchiha Mikoto expressed considerable regret for being attracted by a so-called big meal last night to work as a coolie.

"call……"

Neiji Hyuga didn't have so many thoughts, instead he sat on the railing beside him, and he took out a thick book from nowhere, reading it while thinking.

From a distance, if one ignores the corpses and messes all over the place, then it can be said that the years are peaceful.

however……

The facts can only give them a blow to the head.

What kind of bullshit is it? It's all nonsense.

"Are you still going to find the Third Hokage?"

Orochimaru and Kakashi helped Uchiha Haiyan. After they took care of the scene, they turned their heads to look at Uchiha Haiyan and asked.

"No, I think I need to slow down for a while!"

Uchiha Haiyan waved her hand weakly.

"That's right."

Kakashi nodded, his tone full of approval.

"Since this is the case, Dashemaru and I will leave first."

"Goodbye, walk slowly!"

Uchiha Haiyan waved her paws at Orochimaru and Kakashi weakly, then lay down on the sofa, closed her eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

In fact, after a night of fierce fighting, even Uchiha Haiyan had been carefully calculating the chakra in her body, but it was already close to the limit by early morning.

Now he is no different from an ordinary person. He must rely on sufficient sleep to relieve fatigue and restore the chakra in his body.

The same is true for Uchiha Mikoto, the chakra in her body has basically been exhausted, and she has been hanging on with that breath of energy.

Now I can finally rest, and immediately found a comfortable position and posture on the sofa, and fell asleep under a thin coat.

And Neiji Hyuga looked much stronger than the two of them, but he was still sitting on the railing against the wooden pillar beside him, basking in the warm sunshine, closed his eyes slightly, and began to rest.

Last night, what kind of a fierce battle went through.

It can be seen just by looking at the mess everywhere and the corpses everywhere.

……

"These three little guys seem to be very powerful, but if I remember correctly, Uchiha Haiyan and Mikoto should both belong to the Uchiha family. As for the white eyes, it should be Neji from the Hyuga family."

On the way back to Sandai Hokage's office, Orochimaru touched his chin and said.