My wife is Tsunade

"Wife?"

Uchiha Haiyan returned home, opened the door, and called softly.

However, Tsunade didn't seem to be back yet, and the room was empty.

"That kind of thing just happened, she should be called away by Hokage-sama, right?"

Uchiha Haiyan thought in her heart that this should be the case.

After all, this time there are foreign enemies and traitors in the village, and it is a big deal to arrest Tsunade!

As for why Hokage didn't call him the client...

Because in Hokage's heart, he is also a spicy chicken ninja who fishes in troubled waters!
Not calling him is equivalent to being too lazy to participate in adult affairs as a child.

Anyway, Tsunade and him are together, and the things they see are the same, just calling one strong is enough.

Uchiha Haiyan was not idle either, looking at the time, it was almost time for lunch, and with the battle just now, she was already hungry.

Then start cooking again.

Wash rice, steam rice, peel potatoes, shred...

All of this, in the hands of Uchiha Haiyan, seems to be more proficient, and the aroma of cooking is more intense, and even the aroma of rice is a bit tempting...

"Is this also the ability of the system? Cooking has become a skill, so will it make me cook better?"

Uchiha Haiyan was a little surprised, and quickly asked the system in her heart.

The system said: "That's right, this little boy system can turn any ability to eat soft rice into a skill! Help the host get the heart of the soft rice target as soon as possible! If the host wants to improve the cooking ability, it only needs to cook for the target every day. "

"Nima..."

Uchiha Haiyan's face turned dark at that time.

It seems that this system really intends to make himself a badass!
A strong ability is difficult to get, but the ability to eat soft rice is so easy to obtain!

"Forget it, there's nothing wrong with eating soft rice."

Uchiha Haiyan felt a little bit pained.

Anyway, they have already obtained this system, otherwise, what else can they do?
However, his culinary skills have indeed improved a lot.

The aroma of the cooked food made him a little unbearable!

Boom boom boom!
Just as the meal was ready, suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"Honey, you're back!"

Uchiha Haiyan's eyes lit up, and she hurried to the door to open it.

Unexpectedly, the person standing at the door was actually that little loli Miqin!

"Who is your wife? I warn you, don't shout!"

Mikoto blushed and said angrily.

"Cut! You asked me to shout, but I still don't want to shout!" Uchiha Haiyan curled her lips and looked at Mikoto: "What are you doing at my house?"

"I'm afraid you're dead! I'll send you medicine!"

Meiqin spoke viciously, and handed over a medicine bag.

The logo of the Uchiha family is also painted on it!

This thing, Haiyan has an impression in her memory.

This is a special medicine kit made by the Uchiha family, which is specially designed for the blood physique of the Uchiha family, and can better restore the injured Uchiha family members.

However, this kind of thing is usually only obtained by the best in the Uchiha family!

Mikoto also knew that a waste like Uchiha Haiyan had no money and no one cared about her, so at most she could go to the hospital for a free bandage, if the medicine wasn't delivered, she might really die.

So, here she is.

But in my heart, I reminded myself: "I'm just afraid that there will be no horses to ride in the future!"

"You also said that you don't care about me, and even sent such an expensive medicine bag?"

Uchiha Haiyan hugged her chest and said with a smile.

"Hmph! If you think I care about you, then I care about you! As long as you get well, don't be beaten by me and cry for your mother!"

Mikoto said viciously.

She also knew that this matter couldn't be explained, otherwise it would get worse and worse!

Instead, he made a very sinister look, trying to scare the coward Uchiha Haiyan!
However, Uchiha Haiyan at this time was not frightened by Mikoto at all.

Jonin can't even beat him to death, so he's still afraid of this little girl?

"Oh, thank you then, little sister."

Uchiha Haiyan took the medicine box, then rubbed Mikoto's little head.

"Asshole! Who is the little sister? Don't let me push myself!"

Miqin's face flushed with anger, she was so angry!
I can't control that much anymore, and said angrily: "I will destroy you now!"

As she spoke, she leapt and jumped directly onto Uchiha Haiyan's body, pressing Uchiha Haiyan to the ground with her own weight.

Then, with her small feet, she stepped on Uchiha Haiyan's face again.

"Trash, do you still dare to be arrogant in front of me?"

Having easily subdued Haiyan, Mikoto said proudly.

"Hey, I'm a patient now. Are you afraid that I will die if you treat me like this?"

Uchiha Haiyan spread his hands helplessly, he has not fully recovered his physical strength now, and he doesn't want to fight with the little girl Mikoto.

"Hmph! With my medical kit, you can't die! I won't teach you a lesson now, you don't know how powerful I am!"

Mikoto gritted her teeth, sat on Uchiha Haiyan's abdomen with her little butt so hard that he couldn't get up, and then pinched Uchiha Haiyan's face vigorously with her small hands!Play him like a toy!
"If you do this again, I will be angry!"

Uchiha Haiyan's face darkened.

This little girl, don't take him seriously!
"Angry? You trash, what right do you have to be angry? You will only be trampled under my feet forever!" Mikoto said viciously, continuing to play with Uchiha Haiyan wantonly.

"Then I can do it."

Uchiha Haiyan grinned and said, "Don't blame me."

Seeing this familiar smile, Miqin blushed and said, "You don't want to meet me again this time!"

"is it?"

Uchiha Haiyan suddenly straightened up, and his strength directly lifted Mikoto into the air.

Meiqin was also a little surprised, this guy, when did he have such great strength?

Immediately afterwards, Haiyan pushed her knees directly onto Mikoto's soft butt.

"ah!"

Meiqin blushed, and she rushed forward uncontrollably, her body was a little uncontrollable.

At this time, Haiyan grabbed Meiqin with her hands, tightly holding onto Meiqin's arms, her legs were pinching Meiqin's legs!
Immediately, Mikoto was fixed in the air in a strange posture with her butt pouted.

In Meiqin's heart, a sudden sense of humiliation came spontaneously!

"You...you bastard, let me go!"

Mikoto blushed angrily.

This pose is too embarrassing!

"Let you go? You think well!" Uchiha Haiyan grinned and said, "Didn't you just want to humiliate me? Now, it's my turn..."

"No! How dare you!"

Mikoto blushed, tears were about to come out.

"Whoever loves is the grandson!"

Uchiha Haiyan curled her lips, stretched out her claws...

squeak-

At this moment, the door suddenly opened.

Tsunade was outside, staring blankly at the two people in strange postures, and said, "What are you... doing?"