All I want to do is to go home

In a small room, Ye Muyun was lying on the bed and watching time-traveling web articles, thinking that if he had time-traveled, he would have to get up first, because time-traveling is such a dangerous thing, how could it be so messy, he would have died long ago , Gou Zhidao is the essence of Dao.

"Good luck~ good luck!"

At this time, Ye Muyun's cell phone rang suddenly, and he saw that it was a string of unfamiliar numbers, and he didn't order takeaway, how could someone call, it must be a fraudulent sale.

Thinking of this, Ye Muyun directly refused to call, saw that the time on the phone was getting late, and got up to take a shower.

"Good luck~ good luck!"

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Ye Muyun heard the phone ringing again, picked up the phone speechlessly and looked at it, it was the number just now, hung up immediately, turned around to pack her things and went to wash up.

"Good luck~ good luck!"

Just at the door of the bathroom, the phone rang again, Ye Muyun turned around and picked up the phone to connect.

"You don't need to say it, thank you! I don't buy insurance, I don't order business."

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After Ye Muyun finished speaking, she hung up the call, put down the phone, and was about to leave when the phone rang again, feeling irritable in her heart, and directly connected to the phone to start a fight.

"Didn't I say no? Why are you still calling &...%#*"

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After Ye Muyun finished talking in one breath, she was about to hang up the phone when she heard a strange rustling sound during the call. She felt puzzled but hung up the call anyway, switched to airplane mode, put down her phone, turned around and left.

After Ye Muyun left, the screen of the phone suddenly lit up, and a series of strange symbols appeared, exuding Dao rhyme to wrap the whole phone, and the symbols gradually disappeared, and the whole phone returned to calm.

Ye Muyun came out of the bathroom wearing big underpants, tossed her hair, walked to the mirror with a dirty face, brushed her hair with her hands, and lamented narcissistically that she was still so handsome.

After a long time, Ye Muyun finished her hairstyle, lay down on the bed, and took her cell phone.

At this moment, a faint ray of light from the mobile phone penetrated into Ye Muyun's body, directly shocking Ye Muyun, shivering, and immediately dropped the mobile phone.

"Fuck, what's going on here?"

"Is the phone still leaking?"

Ye Muyun looked at the hand that was twiddling her hair just now, put it under her nose and sniffed it. This shampoo is very fragrant, a milky fragrance.

Afterwards, he tentatively touched the phone and found that there was nothing wrong with it, so he put down his vigilance, took the phone and continued to read the time-traveling web articles, laughing from time to time.

Not long after, Ye Muyun felt a sense of drowsiness, so he gave himself a slap in the ear, how can you be distracted by reading a novel, so he continued to read, and slowly fell asleep, the mobile phone in his hand hit him. There was no reaction in the head either.

At this moment, a mechanical voice appeared in Ye Muyun's mind.

"System Activation"

"System activated. 20%"

"System activated. 50%"

"System activated. 99%"

"The system is activated."

"May I ask if the host chooses to time travel"

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"Again, would the host choose to time travel?"

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"Because the host did not respond, the time travel has been selected by default"

At this time, Ye Muyun was playing carefree in his dream, lying down as he wanted, but a voice suddenly appeared and asked him whether he would choose time travel.

That must be rejection. In such a dangerous place in the foreign world, people are either fighting or on the way of fighting, and a few people die from time to time. I really don't understand that people in the foreign world have various abilities, so why can't they improve their quality of life?So I chose to refuse, how fragrant it is to lie down now.
"I reject!"

Ye Muyun yelled directly towards the sky, but it was useless, the voice continued to question him, so he hurriedly continued to shout "No"

"Because the host did not respond, the time travel has been selected by default"

"Fuck, you don't talk about martial arts! I have yelled so many times to refuse to go, and you still do this, who can stand your test?"

Ye Muyun was so angry that she yelled, but it was useless. Tired of shouting, she lay on the ground, her eyes lost their light, and she muttered "I'm not going", and then she realized that this was a dream, and her eyes regained their senses instantly. Shencai laughed loudly and continued to play badly.

The morning sun fell on the earth, dispelled the darkness, and illuminated a certain forest. I saw a young man lying on a certain grass in the forest. Splitting his trousers, the handsome boy was lying peacefully on the ground and sleeping soundly.

If you get closer, you can hear Ye Muyun's steady breathing, blowing away the petals covering his face, and birds land on him from time to time, trying to find breakfast food.

"Ha~ I slept so comfortably"

After a while, Ye Muyun who was lying on the ground woke up, opened his eyes in a daze, blocked the sunlight with his hands, turned over and planned to continue sleeping for a while.

The birds were startled by his movement, and the chirping of birds came to Ye Muyun's ears. At first, he didn't pay much attention to it, after all, there were birds nesting in the trees around where he lived.

When Ye Muyun turned over, the grass on the ground scratched the bridge of his nose. He felt itchy, so he scratched it with his hand, put his hand on the ground, felt the strange feeling coming from his hand, and immediately opened his eyes to take a look.

At this time, Ye Muyun saw the grass in front of him, thought he was dreaming, laughed in disbelief, and closed his eyes again.

Suddenly, Ye Muyun opened his eyes and looked at the grass in front of him. He took a piece of grass with his hand and chewed it in his mouth. The familiar smell of excrement made him feel nauseous and immediately vomited.

"Fuck, this grass is poisonous!"

"Yuck~"

Ye Muyun retched for a while, got up and looked at the surrounding environment, with a confused expression on his face, and his mentality burst immediately.

"???"

"Hey, what's going on here?"

"Why did I run into the forest?"

"I'm not sleepwalking, am I?"

Ye Muyun thought about it for a while, and found that he was very hungry, so he gave up thinking, and went directly to find a direction to finish breakfast first, so he walked in a certain direction.

Not long after, Ye Muyun found a river not far in front of him, and immediately accelerated to walk over it, bent down, picked up the river water with both hands, and simply washed it.

At this moment, a black figure appeared in the river, slowly approaching Ye Muyun.

Ye Muyun found this black shadow on the bank and felt something was wrong, so he immediately got up and backed up, but before he backed up, he saw a big fish several meters long rushing out of the river, opening its huge mouth to swallow Ye Muyun.

"Fuck, what the hell is this, why is it so big?"

"I'm afraid I'm not enough for it to swallow in one gulp"

Realizing the danger, Ye Muyun threw himself to the side and just slipped through the fish's mouth.

With a sound of "Boom!", the big fish broke the tree trunk on the bank, fell heavily to the ground, and twitched its tail.

Ye Muyun turned around and looked, amused, the fish just lay on the ground and couldn't move.

"This stupid fish, I don't know why, but it wants to eat me. Can I be eaten by you, a handsome man?"

Ye Muyun picked up a branch on the ground, walked towards the big fish, slammed it, and with a "click", the branch in his hand broke.

"Is this stupid fish so hard?"

After Ye Muyun knew that the branches were useless, he lifted up the rocks on the bank and threw a violent blow at the big fish. The big fish hurt and swung its tail, so he quickly gave Ye Muyun a big mouth and slapped him dumbfounded up.

"Damn it, it's the first time I've been slapped in the mouth by a fish when I grow up so big, can I bear it?"

Ye Muyun was so angry that he grabbed the stone and smashed it violently. After knocking the fish unconscious, he immediately took off his big slippers and slapped the fish's head with his hand.

"Clap clap~"

"Let you slap me, let you slap me, see if I don't slap you to death, I will be mad!"

After I don't know how long it took, Ye Muyun finally vented the anger in his heart, sat aside panting, and looked at this big fish. It was definitely a species that he had never seen before, and he didn't know if he could eat it.

"Swish"

"!!!"

"Someone came and had to hide. I was found to have killed such a big fish. It might be a rare species. Once caught, it's over."

Ye Muyun heard some movement in the nearby grass, and immediately ran to the side of the tree and hid in the grass, staring at the grass in front of him seriously.

Not long after, a figure emerged from the grass.