Siheyuan: tricked silly Zhu into wearing women's clothes at the beginning

"Okay!"

"Then go to the police!"

"I'm sitting here waiting for the police to come."

Fang Yu heard Qin Huairu's words and saw that his noodles were cooked.

After scooping it up, in front of everyone, eat a mouthful of noodles first, and then half a mouthful of ham sausage.

As for the remaining ham sausage, it was in front of everyone.

Throw it at the dog who has just eaten a ham sausage in the distance and is already addicted to it.

"Want Want!!"

When the dog saw it, he was afraid of being snatched away, so he opened his mouth and ate it in one bite.

【Ding! 】

[The anger value from Qin Huairu +20. 】

[The anger value from Jia Zhang's +50. 】

[The anger value from the stick +10. 】

Seeing Fang Yu wasting half of his ham sausage again.

Jiazhang was so angry that he scolded all eighteen generations of Fang Yu's ancestors.

"it is good."

"You wait."

"I'm going right now, none of you should stop me."

Seeing Fang Yu being so arrogant, Qin Huairu gritted his teeth and stared at Fang Yu and said loudly.

"No one is stopping you."

"go quickly."

After seeing Qin Huairu shouting, he did not leave.

Fang Yu ate a mouthful of noodles, threw a mouthful of noodles into the trash can, and looked so refreshed that you couldn't eat them.

【Ding! 】

[The anger value from Qin Huairu +20. 】

[The anger value from the stick +20. 】

[The anger value from Jia Zhang's +20. 】

Fang Yu wasted something that should have belonged to his Jia family.

Jia Zhang's family of three was angry and distressed.

If eyes could kill, Fang Yu would have died more than 300 times.

"Fang Yu."

"This time, you really went too far."

"As a grandpa, let me speak a fair word."

"If you have delicious food, you should help Jia Zhang's family. After all, their family is too pitiful."

"But this time, you didn't help or say anything, and even kicked the stick into a coma."

"If the police come."

"You will not only lose money, but also go to jail."

"I listened to the old man's persuasion to pay 30 yuan to Jia Zhang's family and give the ham sausage to Jia Zhang's family as an apology. This matter is over like this."

"Otherwise, make a big fuss about it."

"Not good for you."

The uncle knew very well that the stick was pretending to be unconscious.

If the police come over, you will never be able to hide it from the police with that awesome pretense.

Seeing that Qin Huairu failed to scare Fang Yu, the uncle could only stand up and speak for the poor Jia Zhang family.

"Yup!"

"Fang Yu, the old man is right."

"Jia Zhang's family is really miserable."

"You still pay 30 yuan and apologize to them, and the matter will pass like this."

"If you make a big mess, it will also cause difficulties for your future blind dates."

When the second uncle heard the words of the first uncle, he also felt that the words of the first uncle were reasonable.

After all, Jia Zhang's family is really pitiful.

If Fang Yu didn't take care of Jia Zhang, it would be too shameful.

"The first and second uncles are right."

"Fang Yu, you are at fault for this matter. I'd better apologize and pay 30 yuan and a pack of ham sausage to Jia Zhang."

"In this case, it's good for the courtyard and you."

The third master was also at this moment, feeling that Fang Yu had gone too far.

"Did you hear me?"

"Even the three uncles said so."

"Hurry up and take the money out."

Upon hearing this, Silly Zhu looked at Fang Yu and shouted.

"Take your sister's money."

"If you want me to lose money, I don't have a cent."

"But the stick just rushed in and wanted to snatch my things. According to the current law, it is illegal to break into a private house and rob things."

"Tell me, if I go to the police..."

Fang Yu didn't go on with the rest, but let them understand it by themselves.

Because if you say it, it will not have a deterrent effect.

really.

As soon as the words came out.

Not only Jia Zhang's face is ugly.

Along with Qin Huairu's face, there was an ugly expression.

The stick is so small, once caught, as the guardian, not only will he be fined, but he will also be held accountable.

"Fang Yu, don't scare people."

"Even if BangGong breaks into your house first, you knock him unconscious."

"Just for this one, you have to compensate."

Silly Zhu heard Fang Yu's words, saw that Qin Huairu was frightened, and immediately opened his mouth to go back.

"You want to play that much, don't you?"

"it is good."

"I will play enough with you today."

"damn it."

"This noodle is not tasty, don't eat it."

There was still half a bowl of noodles left, and three or four ham sausages were on the plate.

But Fang Yu didn't hesitate.

After dumping all the rest to the dogs on the ground, he immediately walked towards the gate and left.

【Ding! 】

[The anger value from Jia Zhang's +30. 】

[The anger value from Qin Huairu +30. 】

[The anger value from the stick +15. 】

"Just play and play."

"Let's see who is the most unlucky."

Silly Zhu saw Fang Yu leave.

Unconvinced and cursed.

"Fang Yu, wait a minute."

"If you call the police, the stick will be useless in this life."

"For the sake of the neighbors, forget it."

The uncle did not expect that Fang Yu was so proficient in the law.

Opening your mouth is the crime of burglary.

I was afraid that the police would arrive later, and the stick would really be taken away.

The uncle immediately ran up to stop Fang Yu from going to the police.

"Think I'll forget it?"

"can."

"Compensate me for 30 yuan for mental damage, nothing less."

"Otherwise, I'm going to call the police now."

Just now the other party said it was 30 yuan.

Fang Yu is also imitating the other party now, and he speaks like a lion.

"You haven't lost anything, and you want me to pay you 30 yuan."

"Screw your shit."

"Impossible."

"I'd rather have a criminal record and go to jail than pay compensation to you."

When Jia Zhang heard this, she immediately stood up from the ground and cursed.

"Yes."

"I'd rather have a criminal record than pay compensation."

I heard Fang Yu extorting so much.

Qin Huairu was not happy either.

"Okay!"

"Then I'm going to call the police."

"It was under the command of Mrs. Jia Zhang that the stick snatched my ham sausage."

"In other words, Mrs. Jia Zhang, you are behind the scenes."

"I heard that the current law stipulates that those who direct children to commit crimes must be shot."

"I don't know if it's true."

"Today is a good time to experience it for myself."

Fang Yu saw that Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu were not frightened.

Push away the uncle's hand and continue to leave.

"Master, is this true?"

Fearing that Fang Yu would lie to her, Jia Zhang asked the uncle with a face full of horror.

"of course it's true."

"When I was showing movies in the countryside before, I saw people who were shot for directing children to commit crimes."

"However, before being shot, the prisoner will be given a good meal, including fish, meat, and seafood."

Xu Damao, who was watching the play next to him, looked like he was not too serious about watching the play.

He deliberately made up a story to deceive Jia Zhang.

As soon as these words came out, Jia Zhang hurriedly chased after Fang Yu at the door.