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Seeing that the old fairy was about to take away his flying sword, Zhang Lei rolled his eyes and shouted: "You can go, leave the things behind!"

leave things behind?After saying these words, the old god trembled and almost fell down!
"Don't they say that it's the old people who touch porcelain now? Why do children still touch porcelain?" The old fairy cried for a while!
Zhang Lei is in a daze, you want to take my flying sword, which of us is the one who touches porcelain?Can you fucking speak!

Zhang Lei was about to reeducate the old fairy with a few slaps, when the old fairy took out a bag and tipped it over!
boom!A print fell on the ground, a book fell on the ground, a futon fell on the ground, and there was a moldy steamed bun!The most pitiful thing was a half-bitten mustard!

Is it that bad?All the net worth?

Zhang Lei looked at the other party and asked cautiously, "Are you kidding me?"

The old fairy knelt down on the ground and began to cry!
"Young man, it's almost done. I still have an artifact, but that's what I kept at the bottom of the box!"

Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, looking at the flying sword in my hand, his teeth itch with hatred!
"Are you in need of a beating?"

"Ding dong, the host Zhang Lei succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and gained 100 points of acting aggressive!"

"Me! I'll give it to you!"

boom--

An abacus was thrown out!

abacus?

"Ding dong, the old man Zhang Lei, the host, may be the most mysterious sect of comprehension. The old man of the Wentian sect, the Wentian sect is an amazing sect! Everything in the sky and the earth can be solved with a single abacus. I know. Such a person should have a good relationship!"

Just as Zhang Lei was about to continue swearing, when he heard about the heavens and the earth, he knew everything with just a calculation?Turning around immediately, his expression became kind and hospitable, revealing a hypocritical smile.As soon as he turned around, the old man fell down in fright!

"I, I really have nothing left. I only have an abacus left. You don't want all the cultivation of my old man, do you? Young man, although you don't have any immortal energy, you don't have demonic energy either. You won't really want my old man's life, will you?"

Obviously, Zhang Lei was regarded as a magic cultivator by the old man, otherwise, when ordinary practitioners saw the old senior, which one would not just kneel down and lick his feet!This kid doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young at all, he must be a demon cultivator!
I saw Zhang Lei took out the spicy strips that he carried with him, handed them to the old man, and said with a smile: "Old man, what do you think? I am a high-end food. I think you are poor enough to eat mustard, so take a bag High-end food for you to eat!"

Where can the old fairy not afford to eat delicious food?It's just that at his level of cultivation, bigu is often required!The so-called bigu, in layman's terms, means not eating!Ordinary people eat bigu, that's called being full!

Immortal Bigu, it is necessary for cultivation, otherwise the body will be entangled with turbidity, how can we understand the meaning of heaven?
Old man, pick up this bag of spicy strips, as an old man who has been fasting for many years, how can he eat this kind of human garbage?
He asked cautiously, "Can this stuff be eaten?"

Zhang Lei chuckled, he didn't know that the old man needed bigu, but in order to please the old man, he mistakenly thought that the old man would not be able to eat if he was a cultivator, so he gave him a packet of spicy strips.

Immediately said: "You can eat, you eat, you eat!"

The old man gently tore open the packaging bag, and took out a spicy strip, which was red all over, with the smell of chili on it, and the oily look was really disgusting!can eat?
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Try it quickly!"

The old man rolled his eyes and really wanted to ask, if I don't eat, will you hit me?But when the words came to his lips, he swallowed them back!The mistake I made in this life is that I shouldn't put all my thoughts on the abacus. In the end, the abacus calculated a cultivation level of the transformation stage, which can't even beat a younger generation. How shameful?
"Old man, I'll eat it!" He closed his eyes and bit down hard!
A spicy taste concentrated, and the aroma of spicy strips immediately overflowed between the lips and teeth. This feeling is like eating fried spicy peppers when I was still an ordinary person!It's so cool!He felt like he was floating in the sky, and there was something he didn't understand before, and suddenly it suddenly became clear, and his eyes opened suddenly!

"I broke through the early stage of the transformation of the gods, and I entered the middle stage of the transformation of the gods?"

The old man roared wildly, hugging Zhang Lei and laughing loudly!

"Slap!" A slap hit him!

The old man covered his face, all the joy was swept away, looked at Zhang Lei, and said with a bitter face, "Why did you hit me again?"

"Old man, don't get me wrong, I just see that you seem to be in a daze, and I'm afraid you may be insane!"

Only then did the old man feel that the feeling just now was really good, and there were indeed signs of madness!Not only should I not blame others, but I should also thank them, otherwise I am afraid that I will really go crazy and die!

The old man sighed, and said, "Young man, although you are a bit vicious, I still want to thank you for allowing me to eat such a delicious delicacy in the world! You won't let me go, what are you talking about!"

Zhang Lei smiled wryly, and then said, "Old man, you are from the heavenly school!"

The old man was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Zhang Lei, and asked, "Are you also proficient in divination?"

Zhang Lei shook his head and said, "I've recognized you a long time ago, but because you are not strong-willed, you are still in the early stage of transformation, so I am determined to help you!"

When the old man heard this, the snot flowed down his nose!

"Young man, you are a good person. Old man, I blamed you wrongly. From now on, no one in the Daoist sect dares to bully you. Whoever bullies you will have trouble with me! I will let him enjoy paid sex with men and women for so many years. For everything you love, figure it out and tell the police uncle, so that he can stay in the police station for the rest of his life!"

This old man is on the road, Zhang Lei is secretly happy!

"Old man, I have a question for you. There was a girl named Wang Rumi at the airport just now. He was kidnapped. Where is he now? Let me see if you can figure it out. Is it right?"

"You look down on me asking Tianyi faction?"

Zhang Lei sneered and said, "Then we have to see your performance? It's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk!"

"Good boy, I'll let you see how powerful I am at Wentianyi!"

"Immeasurable Heaven! Weng Mamei, mommy coaxes you!"

Don't ask me why it is the six-character mantra, I don't know why this Taoist chanted the six-character mantra of Buddhism.

Anyway, after thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly shouted: "Yes! This chick is in the warehouse in the eastern suburbs!"