The Mystery Arrives: I Learned to Kill Gods in the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

It was tightly wrapped on a hot day. Although Leon was sweating profusely from the heat, he still wrapped himself up tightly and covered himself more tightly.

The corner of Li Feng's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help asking: "Aren't you hot?"

Leon's mouth was hidden in the collar of his coat, and he said in a low voice: "Shut up, I'm cultivating, I'm a master ghost catcher. When I'm done, I can't be locked up here. You little character, get out of my room quickly. Line of sight, don't block me from absorbing the sun."

Chen Feng shook his head helplessly, and if he didn't suffer from sunstroke, he decided to come up with a unique trick.

"Leon, do you believe there are ghosts in this world?" He leaned into Leon's ear and said.

Hearing Li Feng's words, Leon's impatient eyes shone brightly.From an unreliable mental patient to a serious mental patient.

Seeing the changes in Leon, Li Feng went on to say: "Lion, there are ghosts outside now, and I need your help. Aren't you a master ghost catcher? Now is the time for you to show your skills outside. Come with me!"

Following his words, Leon's expression became more and more serious, and a look of excitement gradually appeared on Leon's face.

"Leon, come with me! Outside is the sea of ​​stars and stars where you can show your talents! You are the protagonist of this world, and we all need your protection." Li Feng said vigorously.

Although these words are slightly secondary, for Lyon, these words should be the most effective.

Leon gasped heavily, stood up, looked at Chen Feng excitedly, and said loudly: "No!"

"Haha, I knew it, you and me,,, what? Not going? Why?" Li Feng asked dumbly.

It is said that mental patients have broad minds, but Leon was obviously persuaded by himself just now, why did he suddenly not go.

Leon returned to the chair with a lazy face, and said, "Hmph, you can't fool me. You must be a liar Chen pretending to want to stick a needle in my ass, right! I won't be fooled."

Neuropathy will give you an injection!
Li Feng took a deep breath to calm down his excited mood. Talking to a mental patient requires patience, a lot of patience.

"Leon, do you remember the Loch Ness monster you saw when you were a child? The Bigfoot in the snow mountain? And the UFO that almost captured you? Your pot of flowers called Lily that can detect ghosts? Your omnipotent A treasure chest?" Li Feng asked in a low tone.

Leon looked at Li Feng in shock. He had never mentioned these experiences to outsiders, even Dr. Chen, who liked to stick needles in his ass, didn't know about it.

"You! Are you really not pretending to be Dr. Chen?"

On Leon's face, two expressions of doubt and trust intertwined, and Li Feng felt his face twitch a little.

"That's right, I know everything they don't know, even things you don't know yourself." Li Feng said with a mysterious smile on his face.

After a brief struggle, Leon nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go with you. But you must promise that you must never prick my ass with a needle."

Ghosts stick needles in your ass!
Li Feng called Dr. Chen and said, "Now, I want you to prove that Leon is ready to be discharged from the hospital!"

Although there was an order from above, his duty as a doctor made him say: "Are you kidding me, Leon is also the most insane in mental illness, let him be discharged, you are crazy! No way!"

snort!Reasonable, convincing people with virtue, this Lao Tzu is best at it!

"Crack!"

Putting a pistol against Dr. Chen's head, he dug his ears with the other hand, and asked with a puzzled look: "What did you just say? My ears suddenly became difficult, so I couldn't hear you clearly! Say it again!"

Facing Chen Feng's convincing others with virtue, Doctor Chen immediately said with a serious face: "Sir, you are so right. Leon has already met the discharge requirements, and I will issue a certificate for him now."

It turns out that reasoning is sometimes very simple.

Leon looked at the huge signboard of Chenguang Mental Hospital behind him with a confused expression, and then looked at Li Feng.

"My good brother, your business will be my business from now on!" Leon said with an air of loyalty, putting his arm around Li Feng's shoulder.

And Li Feng's ears suddenly sounded the soundtrack of the movie hero's true colors.

Leslie Cheung's deep and loud voice resounded in his ears, making him feel like a brother in hand, I have the pride in the world.

Suddenly, his eyes froze.

What the hell?Where is the soundtrack?This is not a movie, where does the background music come from in reality.

"Leon, turn off your fucking recorder!" Li Feng gritted his teeth and said.

Lyon shrugged his shoulders speechlessly, and said: "I just want to match the atmosphere and play music that suits the occasion. If you don't want to, forget it!"

As he spoke, he turned on a large tape recorder he was carrying.

"Ding, the Department of Psychic Miscellaneous Items recruits the first check-up officer - Leon, and activates the Psychic Prison System."

"Leon joins the Psychic Miscellaneous Department, and rewards the host's spiritual power +1"

Ghost Prison System
Name: Li Feng

Players: Lyon

Power: 5
Constitution: 5
Spirit: 6
Item: Psychic Compass

Skills: none

Task: Investigate Huangshan Village"

With a little increase in mental power, Li Feng immediately felt a cold and warm breath appearing in his mind, as if he had taken a sip of iced Coke in the dog days, and looked at the surrounding environment a little bit clearer.

"I'll go, recruiting players has this kind of benefit. Mental power +1? Does it have anything to do with Leon being mentally ill?"

Li Feng thought unreliably in his heart.

At this time, Leon asked excitedly: "Where are we going to catch ghosts? I can't wait."

Chen Feng shook his head and said, "Don't worry, if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your weapon. I need to recruit one more team member, so that it will be safe."

Of course, these were just words he lied to Leon.Because in the plot of the movie Resurrection Night, Lyon's performance is really unreliable.Taking him alone to investigate the story of the old corpse in the mountain village, Li Feng was still a little nervous, so he needed to find a reliable team member.

Li Feng proudly took out the psychic compass, hoping to find another more reliable team member.

But the pointer, which is more accurate than the compass, is like the second hand on the clock, slowly drawing circles in the compass, without any purpose.

"Bang bang!"

He slapped the spiritual compass hard twice, and found that the pointer on it hadn't changed.

"It's not working! Can we only find one team member now?"

Li Feng put away the spiritual compass with a helpless face, it seems that he can only go with Leon.

It's about his own life, Li Feng put his arm around Leon's shoulder, and said expectantly: "I said Leon, we are going to catch ghosts next, do you need to prepare it? It's like cling film and chocolate or something .”

With his nostrils up, Leon proudly lifted a black box in his right hand, and said, "I've been preparing for several years for today. I have secretly hidden the chocolates from the hospital and the plastic wrap in the kitchen. How many ghosts, I can wrap it up for you."

Li Feng looked at the black treasure chest in Leon's hand with a dazed expression.

I go!Wasn't it just a tape recorder?Why did it become a treasure chest in a blink of an eye?
This is a bit fantasy, right?
Li Feng quietly aimed at Leon's back, wanting to see how he hid things.However, there is only one hole behind Leon, and it is not so difficult to hide such a big treasure chest there!

Sensing Li Feng's gaze, Leon immediately covered his butt with his hands, pointed at Li Feng's face and shouted in horror: "You really want to prick my ass with a needle!"

I'll stab your grandma!
Li Feng gestured a middle finger at Leon.

Now that Leon is ready, don't waste any more time, and go to Huangshan Village to see what that Chu Renmei is capable of.