Naruto: Reborn as Danzo

"Hmph! I haven't settled with you for molesting my old lady last time." Mizukage Terumimei said contemptuously: "This time, I still want to take advantage of me."

"you!"

Mizukage Terumimei: "It's up to you this time, I don't care about you if you come to support me from afar."

Danzang's eyes rolled wildly, and he said with a smile: "Why don't you let me take another look at the milk heart? Don't worry, I won't pinch it, you can pinch it yourself!"

"Things that don't die! You're still thinking about that dirty trick." Terumi Mizukage scolded angrily, "This time, I must break your third leg!"

"stop!"

Danzo stretched out his palm to block Terumi Mei's face.

Then, he said, "This time I brought you a gift!"

Mizukage Terumimei: "If you don't give me a satisfactory answer, your three legs will melt!"

"Don't worry, I guarantee you will like it!"

Immediately, a scroll was opened.

"boom--!"

What appeared were the long knives for sewing needles, blunt knives for sewing needles, blunt knives for cutting, explosive knives for spraying, thundering knives for teeth, and big knives for beheading with broken knives.

Danzo asked confidently: "How is it? Do you like it!"

Mizukage Terumimei: "Hmph! For the sake of your intentions, let the third leg hang on your body first."

"actually."

Mizukage Terumimei: "Huh?"

"Actually, I'd be happy to let you go there."

"What?" Terumi Mei was confused, thinking hard in her heart, "Could it be that Danzo was mad with anger? He even asked to be a hermaphrodite."

Looking at the confusion on Terumi Mei's face, Danzo pointed to her recess and said:
"Of course, put it in your place."

Mizukage Terumimei: "Huh?"

"Snapped--!"

"Snapped--!"

Taking advantage of the moment Terumi Mei didn't react, Danzo ran away after shooting the two big soft balls.

From afar, I heard Mizukage Terumi's hysterical roar:

"Danzo, I'm going to kill you!"

And all of this was clearly seen by Nagato in the distance with the eyes of reincarnation.

"Brother, how about the big soft ball? Is it soft or elastic?"

Danzang rolled his eyes and said, "I want you to take care of it!"

"Brother, you are indeed my brother! Regardless of the process, the result is that the big meat ball is really in hand."

"That's right." Danzo said proudly, "If you don't look, who am I?"

Then, he sniffed his hands vigorously.

"Hum hum."

Danzo said proudly again: "Well, it's really fragrant! The milk smells so good!"

"Hey, hey!"

"Disgusting, I want to vomit!"

Danzo pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What's wrong, I'm pregnant! It's been a few months, boy, girl! Don't mess around, pay attention to safety measures, really."

Nagato said contemptuously, "Are you strong?"

"Cut, it's not interesting. What's the reward?"

[Ding dong, congratulations to the host for completing the mission 'Master of Extinction'.Reward the Chakra of King Mu with Five Tails. 】

Five-Tail Mu Wang: Good at using Boiling Dun.

"Woo~" Danzo said with a satisfied face, "It's cool!"

Nagato looked dissatisfied, "That is, can the tank body be upset?"

"By the way, what are you going to do if you have a baby? How about I give you a caesarean section? I don't care about my skills."

Nagato: "Fuck you!"

With that, the noise of playfulness gradually weakened, leaving only the figures of two people shoulder to shoulder.

Konoha underground command room.

Qing: "It appeared again!"

Lu Jiu: "Damn Bai Jue, damn 'pretending technique'."

Qing: "Intelligence teams from all over the country have sent messages one after another. Many comrades were assassinated, and the scene fell into chaos!"

Tsuchikage Scale Onoki: "Contact Danzo immediately! If this continues, it will be difficult to distinguish the enemy from ourselves, and it will directly affect the trust and tacit understanding that the coalition forces have cultivated with great difficulty. If it continues, they will eventually kill each other!"

"Pants—!"

Danzo and Nagato were surrounded by groups as soon as they walked out of 'Time and Space Ninjutsu'.

Nagato said, "Don't be so enthusiastic."

Lei Yingai: "Danzo, tell me what your method is!"

"What? Makes me a little confused!"

Onoki Tsuchikage: "Bai Jue, who used the 'pretending technique', appeared on the battlefield, and now he is launching a sneak attack on our side. I don't need to describe the relationship."

"Oh, so fast."

Tsunade: "Stop talking nonsense, tell me what your plan is."

"Got it, got it." Danzo said nonchalantly, "How is the battlefield now?"

Lu Jiu: "My lord, emergency plans have been activated on the entire battlefield. The coalition forces are separated by two meters. At the same time, in order to avoid random movement, each draws a circle. There are no special circumstances and they have to stay inside the circle."

"Very well, then it's time to present my plan."

Nagato muttered, "What about shitting and peeing?"

Everyone is full of black lines.

"Contact everyone, I have something to say to them."

Kaiichi Yamanaka: "My lord, the connection has been successful. However, it won't last long, please hurry up."

"Everyone, listen carefully. I am Danzo, the commander-in-chief of the coalition forces, and I am using the special ninjutsu of the intelligence force to talk directly to your brains."

"I already understand the situation on the battlefield, and I have a countermeasure. Everyone needs to repeat my next conversation to the letter. If there is anyone who doesn't speak, it must be the enemy. Kill with one word!"

"Listen now, ready to retell."

"Kaguya, you stinky bitch, you slutty old bitch."

In the command room, everyone was covered in black lines again.

"Anyone who doesn't recount is an enemy, kill!"

The entire coalition battlefield continued to be silent for a moment.

Then, there was a burst of shouting and cursing that resounded through the sky.

Nagato muttered, "Tsk, tsk, as expected of my elder brother. It used to be a place where horse leather shrouds corpses and blood-stained battlefields, but now it has become a place where shrews yell at the street, and tens of thousands of people yell together. This scene, tsk, tsk, absolutely It’s rare to see it in a hundred years. It’s a pity that you can’t see the panoramic view.”

Danzo said with satisfaction, "Okay."

"Bam—!"

Lei Yingai smashed the tables and chairs with one punch, and shouted angrily: "Danzo, what are you kidding!"

Tsuchikage Scale Ohnoki: "Danzo, this is your method? Just use someone's name, and then yell at him? Are you kidding me? Or, you."

Lu Jiu: "My lord, we really don't understand."

Tsunade: "Danzo, what on earth do you want to do! Do you know the seriousness of the matter!"

Qing: "My lords, there is an important matter."

Lei Yingai: "Shut up!"

Onoki Tsuchikage: "Is there anything more important than cracking the 'art of impersonation'?"

Tsuchikage Scale Ohnoki: "Danzo, why don't you say 1, 2, 3, no way, I'm going to exercise today. For the sake of the dead coalition forces."