Naruto: Reborn as Danzo

"Cough, cough, cough."

Danzo (clone) pretended to cough and said, "Well, Tsunade, why don't you take a look at Mifune's situation first?"

Tsunade clasped his hands on his chest, turned his head, and said with his mouth curled up, "Whoever likes to watch, whoever wants to watch! I don't have time, old lady!"

At this time, Mifune, who was in a daze, had no choice but to speak in person, "Well, Your Excellency Tsunade. This is a special period, why don't you give me your treatment first, so that I can return to the battlefield."

Tsunade roared, "How many more rounds do you want to fight? You must die on it!"

"Ahem, ahem——!"

Mifune was so angry that he coughed, "Tsunade, don't slander the old man. The old man is quite old, but he can't afford this kind of joke! And..."

Danzo (clone) saw the impatient Mifune, and immediately grabbed the words and said: "Well, Tsunade. We really just came back from the battlefield and met the reincarnated troops. Mifune was also exhausted for the war! Beautiful and beautiful Generous Tsunade, why don't you show your kindness and show me?"

Then, he pointed to Chiyo who was sealed, and said, "Look, this is the evidence, and inside is Chiyo Sagakushi who was sealed by Mifune."

"Humph!"

Tsunade snorted coldly, and complained: "Why are you talking so much, it's boring."

Mifune: "Master Commander, if you encounter this kind of thing again in the future, it would be more appropriate for you to let me die in battle!"

Danzo (clone) said with an apologetic face: "Sorry, misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding!"

Tsunade interrupted: "Okay, stop talking nonsense!"

"Da da da."

Immediately, wearing black high heels, stepped on the floor, stepped forward slowly, and began to treat Mifune.

Then, looking at Danzo (clone), he said meaningfully: "Some people need to be cured when they are sick. Don't be embarrassed to say it! It's not your fault that the time is short. If you go out for a short time, that's your fault." It should be, don't always disappoint the little girl's expectations!"

"Cough, cough, cough."

Mifune said embarrassingly: "Well, why don't you communicate with me before I leave?!"

"Hey." Tsunade sneered for a while.

Mifune was stupefied, not knowing why Tsunade sneered; at this moment, a heart-piercing pain came.

"Ah, ah, the old man's hand—!" Mifune yelled in pain.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry! I was distracted and accidentally stepped on your hand!"

Tsunade pretended not to mean it, and while apologizing, he kicked again.

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts—!"

Three boats screamed loudly.

"Shhhhhhhhhh!"

Mifune, who was lying on the ground, quickly sat up and blew hard on her fingers.

Tsunade squinted his eyes and asked softly: "By the way. Your Excellency Mifune, what did you just say, what did you communicate with? Who did you communicate with?!"

"Boom, boom, boom—!"

I don't know where the strength came from, Mifune stood up quickly, and ran with a limp, not even caring about the pain in his fingers and the loss of strength in his body.

Tsunade said nonchalantly: "I don't know that talking nonsense will kill you!"

Sanfuan walked to the exit. Hearing the words, he raised his head to look up at the sky, muttered with memory on his face, "Master, you are so right! Don't mess with women. It will seriously affect the speed of the samurai's sword!"

After that, he looked at Danzo (clone) with a sad face, smacked his mouth, shook his head, and said, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, it really is a dragon among men!"

Tsunade said maliciously, "Your Excellency Mifune. Otherwise, I will treat you again."

"Ha ha."

Mifune had a smirk all over his face.

Then, with a 'swipe' sound, it disappeared.

Lei Yingai: "Well, you two, I suddenly feel pain in my abdomen, so let's take a step first."

"Hey,."

"With your body, can you still have a stomachache? You're teasing ghosts!" Danzo (clone) said helplessly.

Then, he looked at where Lei Ying was.However, the building has long been empty.

The unbelievable Danzo (clone), looking around, there were only two living people left in the lively command room.

The rest of the personnel had already plugged their ears with earplugs and closed their eyes at the same time, as if to say, "Don't look at us, we can't see or hear anything. Just pretend we don't exist!"

"Tsunade, do you have unreasonable thoughts about me!" Danzo (clone) said solemnly.

Tsunade: "You think too much, I'm just fighting for those girls who have been hurt physically and mentally!"

Especially when it comes to 'body', the voice is extremely heavy.

"I see. Do you need a strong man to comfort your loneliness when you are old?" Danzo (clone) stretched out his arms, showing his strong muscles.

Tsunade said with a straight face, "Hehe, at least Sanheshao can't satisfy any woman. No, it's anyone. Listen clearly, it's anyone!!"

Although, Tsunade showed great contempt; however, if you understand it in reverse, the implication is very clear.

As a man in the new century, if you still don't understand what Tsunade means, then you will be an old driver in vain.

I saw Danzo (clone) had an idea, took out a scroll, and said:

"No matter what happened last time, it was all my fault. Therefore, I personally made a gift for you. I hope you like it."

"Cut, who cares." Tsunade said with a curled mouth.

But he took it honestly and asked, "What is it?"

Danzo (clone) whispered, "A coat and an interesting set of clothes."

"By the way, it's called 'Bikini'."

"What a mess." Tsunade muttered, trying to open the scroll.

"Don't open it here. Next time you wear this suit, I'll ask you to 'cure' me."

Tsunade yelled angrily, "If you dare to tease my old lady, you will die!"

However, Danzo (clone) has long since disappeared.

"Pants—!"

The battlefield of Mifune and Chiyo.

"Oh, it's not that I don't want to. I'm just a clone. If you play with me and get leaked, the main reason is that you know, so don't fry me!"

Danzo (clone) muttered in self-pity.

Then, looking at the big bare potholes with no grass in a radius of more than ten kilometers, he was furious:

"Damn it, you want to kill me too!"

Then, he took out his giant sword and drove towards Nagato's position at high speed.

At this moment, Nagato was feeling sad and lonely:
"From now on, there will be no demigods in this world!"

"You're awesome!!" Danzo (clone) looked down at Nagato condescendingly.

Nagato said with a straight face, "Brother, don't interrupt me all the time when I'm pretending to be X, please! Give me a chance."

"Then explain to me, what did you think when you made this move, are you planning to take me away with you?!" Danzo (clone) scolded angrily.