Underworld Pass

"Little girl, do you miss me? Tease me!"

Taking out his phone, Ye Fan hadn't spelled for a long time, so he boldly sent a message to Gu Meina.

"Uh--."

After a long time, Gu Meina replied, "Who are you?"

"I am your love brother, your favorite little lover, the shadow in your dream every midnight."

After Ye Fan uttered these words, his stomach hurt from laughing, hey, I'm going, I'm so shameless.

"Shameless, shameless, bastard, who the hell are you, believe it or not, I'll block you!"

Gu Meina, who was driving, parked the car on the side of the road in a gyration, and quickly replied, looking at her pretty face, it was already blushing. This is not shame, but anger.

She was breathing quickly, and if Ye Fan was by his side, she would definitely be able to see her delicate appearance.

"Block it, who is afraid of you? If you block me, you won't miss my small message, girl, think about it, will you flirt with me!?"

Ye Fan gave a smirk, anyway, this girl has gone far away, Brother Fan is still afraid that she will not come back, hahaha——

"Bastard, I knew it was you, why are you so shameless!"

"Is it useful to have face? By the way, I forgot to ask you. I kissed you last time, and I still have endless recollections. Unfortunately, the time of kissing was too short. If it doesn't work, let's try it. I want to relive the taste of the past."

"The taste of the past!? Wei your sister, surnamed Ye, do you think I have no temper!"

"What's the matter, you still want to practice, or I'll let you have one hand and two feet. If you don't hit your mother so hard that you can't recognize it, I'm the loser!"

"you--"

"Isn't it too fierce? Society is so cruel. I want you to see the reality clearly. Of course, if you appreciate me, you can call me Lei Feng."

"No, what are you doing, why are you taking off your coat, don't, girl, it's so cold, if you catch a cold if you wear less clothes, it won't be good. I just want to talk to you, just a heart-to-heart talk, a very pure heart-to-heart talk, I swear, it will definitely be a pure chat! Ever since I saw you."

"Brother, are you a layman now?"

"Uh - I really don't need it, I really don't need it, girl, please, if you mess with me again, I'll jump off the building. I tell you, I'm very determined!"

"Ah!? Don't stop, let's continue chatting—" "Brother, how much money do you want to talk about? In fact, fat is also beautiful. The key depends on how you find out."

"..."

The frivolous Ye Fan teased Gu Meina, the most coquettish beauty, and was very excited for a while, but just when someone was about to go deeper, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

"Who?"

After throwing the phone into the underworld, Ye Fan stood up strangely. Ye Fan, who was only wearing a bath towel, tightened the bath towel tightly, so as not to fall off, and then walked towards the door.

"Sir, please open the door!"

There was a delicate sound outside the door, Ye Fan was stunned, who is it?

Ye Fan, who opened the door strangely, was not afraid of any danger outside. Ordinary people want to touch him, so they really have to think about whether they have the courage.

But when Ye Fan opened the door, he looked at a fat girl standing in front of him in astonishment. This fat girl was wearing a black suspender, and she was low-cut. The most frightening thing was that under the black short skirt, black silk high heels wrapped her thick legs. Ye Fan was dumbfounded.

Lying, lying trough--

Ye Fan swallowed his saliva and looked at this girl in astonishment. How did this figure reveal such a charming and delicate voice? This, this is unscientific!
"No, girl, you, what do you want to do?"

Ye Fan looked at the fat girl in front of him in astonishment, and looked at her heavily made-up appearance, feeling sorry for him for a while, why did he have a bad feeling.

"Didn't you ask him to come here? Didn't you say that you want to be with me? Although he is a showman but not a person, but for you, brother, I, I will go all out!"

As the fat man spoke, he rushed towards Ye Fan's room.

Whoops, whoops—

Boom!

Almost subconsciously, Ye Fan slammed the door shut without hesitation.

Whoops, my nose—

Outside, the fat man couldn't help jumping up angrily, this bastard, what are you doing? Didn't you say you want mine? When he comes, he keeps people away thousands of miles away. What is he doing? Society, why is it so realistic? What's wrong with the fat man?

Suddenly hearing Jiao Didi calling for pain outside, Ye Fan's heart, to be honest, is still a little soft-hearted.

However, after thinking about the fat girl's appearance of at least two hundred catties, Ye Fan couldn't help but become cruel, and he was determined not to open the door.

Choking sounds came from outside from time to time, Ye Fan stood behind the door, he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, why couldn't she harden her heart, what does it have to do with me if she cries to the death.

but--

Ye Fan still opened the door, looked at the girl in front of the door, smiled wryly, and said, "Come in."

what! ?

The fat girl obviously didn't expect things to be like this, so she couldn't help being a little dazed, she looked at Ye Fan in astonishment, her eyes widened, although the tears were still dripping hot, she still pointed to herself and said in horror: "Brother, you, you don't despise me!"

"Nonsense, of course I dislike your bloated figure, but come in and chat with you, I can't let you come here for nothing."

"Ah, great brother!"

"No, what are you doing, why are you taking off your clothes, don't, don't, girl, I just want to talk to you, just talk to you, I'm really pure, I swear, I'm pure!"

"Brother, how do you start without taking off your clothes?"

"Uh - I really don't need it, I really don't need it, girl, please, I'm about to cry, look, I'm about to cry, you, you come in, oops, I'll go, take it off, if you take it off again, I'll jump off the building, I tell you, I'm very confident!"

"Ah!? Don't, don't, don't take it off, can't you—"

Seeing the fat girl sitting on the bed aggrieved, Ye Fan really wanted to cry, big girl, you are really embarrassing brother.

Looking at Ye Fan, he was standing on the edge of the window. The window was open, and someone was squatting on it, with a frightened expression on his face.

"Brother, come down."

"No, what, it's cool here!"

"Cool? But brother, it's winter now, and the Spring Festival is coming soon!"

"Chinese New Year? Jarvis, how many days until Chinese New Year?"

'Seventeen days to go, sir! '

"Seventeen days—"

In my mind, I only recalled the Spring Festival when I was a child, and Ye Fan couldn't help but a faint smile hung on his lips, yes, it's been almost a year, and I haven't been home for the Spring Festival yet.

Thinking of this, Ye Fan couldn't help but smile slightly, and said to the fat girl who looked at him strangely, "Then what girl, you, are you sure that someone will want you if you are like this?"

"Uh—Ying, there should be someone, me, I used to be very good-looking."

Uh--

Seeing the serious look of the fat girl, Ye Fan almost collapsed, but immediately, Ye Fan took a closer look at the fat girl, not to mention, she is a potential stock, but a potential stock is a potential stock after all, and it is not really cute and beautiful, which makes people's hearts flutter!

"Ahem, what, let's talk about health!"

"healthy!?"

"Well, are you short of money, or, let me give you money!?"

"Ah!? Here, give me the money!"

"Yes, I'll give you money, as long as you don't torture me, we can talk about anything!"

"Zhe, torture you—brother, actually, I, I really mean it."

"Uh--then what, don't, don't be sincere, I see, I see it as it is, why are you waving, I won't go to your side, don't scare me!"

"why?"

"I'm afraid you'll crush me to death!"

"Brother, you still dislike me for being fat."

"Didn't I say I didn't dislike you?"

"It doesn't seem to be ah, poof—"

"Although you are a bit fat, fat people are potential stocks. Girl, you should think about it. In fact, you are quite cute."

After saying this, Ye Fan didn't feel that there was anything against his will. In fact, if you take a closer look at the outline of this girl's face, it is really cute, especially the little canine teeth in the corners of her lips, which are a bit playful. To be honest, it would be better if she were thinner.

"I know, I also want to lose weight, but, but recently, there are too many things at home, and I can't lose weight even if I want to."

"Can't reduce it?"

"Well, I've eaten very little recently. I can't even eat a single meal a day, so I can drink more cold water at most, but my weight is still growing. Now I'm two—cough cough—"

"That's weird, no, how much do you eat in one meal?"

"Just eat a bowl of rice."

"A bowl of rice, that's even more wrong, how big is your bowl!"

"This, it's so big—"

The girl gestured with her hands a little embarrassedly, and Ye Fan became Spartan when he saw the bowl shape that was bigger than the pot.

"Fuck!"

"Brother, do you want to or not, in fact, fat people also smell like fat people."

"Uh!? No, then what, this is my catchphrase, catchphrase, ahem—"

"Oh."

Seeing that the girl was a little disappointed, Ye Fan couldn't help but wiped his face, and said, "Then what, girl, what's going on at your house?"

"My younger brother has a very strange disease, even the doctor can't tell. Now, except for me who weighs more than [-] catties, no one in the whole family weighs more than [-] catties, not even my parents."

"What!?"

Hearing this, Ye Fan couldn't help feeling weird, and said, "The situation in your family is not right, has something happened to you?"

"Maybe, I also went to see the witch at the beginning, but the witch was scared away, saying that no one can solve the disaster in my family, and my parents are sick, and my brother is also at home, so, that's why I came out——"

"Oh, I see."

Ye Fan couldn't help but nodded slightly, but his heart was also filled with bitterness. Sister, even if you came out, no one would point you out. Only you, Brother Fan, have a good heart, and I have suffered from such a big trap by you.

"Why don't you take me to have a look, I also know some spells to cure ghosts or something."

"It's useless, the sorceress said it's useless for anyone to come."

"Uh—so sure, why don't you take me to see?"

Ye Fan, who was talking, glanced at Qingming, who was standing behind the fat girl, who had opened her yin and yang eyes for the fat girl, and nodded slightly.

Qingming had already returned to the underworld, but at this time, the fat man looked at Ning Ziyu and some girls from the Detachment Army who suddenly appeared in the room in astonishment, his eyes widened, and he said in amazement: "What, what's going on!?"

'Sir, Miss Gu Meina, I sent you 130 seven messages! '

When Jarvis's voice came, Ye Fan smiled slightly and ignored her. This happened to the poor fat-er, girl, someone had a kind heart attack, and I think it would be better to help her.