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Kidd: No way!Into the group chat for a long time, don't say that the sound is booming and the photos are blowing up the measurements. If you practice your name and don't say anything, how dare you interrupt?
Miserable sophomore Gouzi: Uh...my name is Lin Xiao

Hermione: Not bad!The newcomer is very cute.

Lin Xiao looked at the phone with black lines on his face: Don't make trouble with you, let's talk about business, can I intervene?

Hermione: (○｀ 3′○) Come on, come on!You stinky men like to interrupt when people are talking, and don’t think about their feelings, hum╭(╯^╰)╮

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Thinking that after learning magic, he could be a very high-end flirtatious girl, and maybe he could end his 20-year single career, Lin Xiao rubbed his hands, and typed excitedly: I actually just want to ask, since simple things can Learn, then can I learn?What price do I have to pay?
Kidd:! ! !
Hermione:! ! !
Little master:! ! !

Administrator Shen Gongbao:! ! !
Kidd: Ashamed!ashamed!
Little Master: Although the newcomer looks quite out of character this time, I have to admit that I am not as good as you on this point.

Seeing the fierce reactions of the group of friends, Lin Xiao felt confused. He subconsciously dug out his chat history to see if he had said something shocking, but found nothing special. That handsome face was also covered with question marks: What are you surprised about?

Administrator Shen Gongbao: It's nothing. You are the first one among the newcomers I have met in the group for so many years to know what you need to pay after knowing that you can learn these things. You know how to give, which is very good.

Lin Xiao blushed, even though he knew they couldn't see his face through a mobile phone, he still couldn't help but get hot: (ω) You will be ashamed when you praise me so much!

Lin Xiao: And if you want something, you have to pay accordingly, isn’t that common sense?
Administrator Shen Gongbao: It is common sense, but it is human nature to want to evade their own responsibilities. Most people only care about what they get, but few people think about what to exchange.

Lin Xiao smiled awkwardly: How could I be so noble, I was just afraid that you would teach me things, and then I would not be able to pay the conditions, hehe..hehe
Administrator Shen Gongbao: It's okay, you're honest, you didn't fool anyone, I'm satisfied with you.

Lin Xiao: Thank you boss for your compliment, so what price do I have to pay?
Administrator Shen Gongbao: There is no price. I don’t know what form this group exists in. I suspect that even my teacher can’t understand the essence of this group, so it’s generally only used for communication, and the rules of the world lead to advanced things. In other worlds, they would be rejected by the rules of the world, and what can be exchanged here are all low-end things, of little value, not worth mentioning.

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Now that the big boss endorsed it, Lin Xiao became more courageous: Then how should I learn?Do you want to teach me?
Administrator Shen Gongbao: With all due respect, you are not worthy of being my apprentice. I thought that my schemes had defrauded the masters of the three teachings, but with your brain, I think you are struggling to fool a child with a lollipop, so don’t waste your energy in vain. .

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Administrator Shen Gongbao: What you can learn at this stage is actually nothing in my world. What spells do you learn if you don't even reach the stage of refining Qi?Do you think it is realistic to want to build a house without a foundation?
Lin Xiao: The boss is right.

Administrator Shen Gongbao: But some useless small spells such as lighting and blowing can still be learned. These have been posted in the group file, you can go and have a look, and there is also the magic book of the yellow-haired girl named Hermione, although The so-called low-end magic in their world is a bit outrageous, but it is still okay to play with it to pass the time.

Kidd: Yes, yes, yes, the magic book sent by Hermione is very simple, and it is easy to learn. I just read it once. easy to use.

Hermione: My world is very low-end, I'm really sorry QAQ
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Administrator Shen Gongbao: Although their magic is very simple, it is still a little difficult for you as a beginner without a medium. I looked at it when I helped a little girl improve her wand. It is quite simple. Here you are Wait for me, I'll catch a fish and make one for you.

Catch a fish and make one?
He was a little speechless about Shen Gongbao's casual attitude, but he still believed in his skills. He is a great god who can play with all the gods in Fengshen. The great teaching of instruments.

If it is said that such a big brother who was born in Chanjiao and whose cultivation level does not fall below the Twelve Golden Immortals can't forge a magic wand that has little more functions than chopsticks, let alone going down the mountain to make trouble for the Great Tribulation of Gods, Whether you can be expelled from the division is considered good.

And for a person like him who lived in a world where he was not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the country, even if the magic he learned was only enough to light a cigarette, it was exciting enough for a long time, and he was full of enthusiasm for that magic wand that he had never met. expect.

Lin Xiao: Thank you, boss, for letting him worry.

Not long after, another exclusive red envelope was sent to the group. He opened it happily, and with a flash of golden light, a heavy golden dagger appeared in his hand.

This short sword is more than a foot long, but the body above the handle is very thin and narrow. It looks no different from the wand in Harry Potter, but this wand is in a shape suitable for grasping except for the handle. The place where it is located is in the shape of a flat sword blade. He accidentally touched the place on the edge just now and even cut a hole in his hand. It can be seen that it is sharp, especially the golden one with embossed moiré patterns. It is very beautiful. Refining everyone's work.

Lin Xiao: Wow!golden!Boss is so energetic!

Administrator Shen Gongbao: ...

Administrator Shen Gongbao: Boy, I suspect that you are insulting me. Even though I'm down and out now, I haven't reduced myself to using gold as a poor material to give gifts to others.

Fuck, I forgot that this is a famous figure in the Immortal Dao. For this kind of people, gold is just something that can be obtained by casting a spell at will. How can it be regarded as a treasure like human beings?

So he quickly apologized and said: I was thinking about it, but what is such a bright golden light if it is not gold?

Administrator Shen Gongbao: It’s just an ordinary golden swordfish. This kind of fish is called golden swordfish because it has a very pointed and long mouth bone and the overall color is golden. And the 500-year-old swordfish I caught Golden Swordfish still has a bit of dragon blood, so he stuffed the demon soul into it. The magic staff he made is definitely powerful enough, and it is hard enough for you to collide with ordinary human god soldiers with sharp blades. It can cast spells and fight, not bad. Bar.

Lin Xiao's eyes widened, he didn't expect the boss to be so caring, the effect is really good!
"Satisfied and satisfied! Very satisfied! Thank you boss!"

Shen Gongbao: As long as you are satisfied, you have been suppressing Haiyan in this desolate place for so many years, and there is only a little fun of training newcomers. As long as you are satisfied, I know that your style of society does not like too much publicity, so I give it to you A small function has been added, you only need to recognize the master with blood dripping from this magic wand and you will know how to use it.

Lin Xiao: Boss is so considerate, I'll try it, see you later.

Holding a gleaming golden wand that can be used as a dagger, he ruthlessly pricked his fingertips and squeezed out a few drops of blood to smear on the wand. The blood was instantly sucked dry by the wand. The feeling of blending water and milk with the fingers of the arms also rose from the bottom of my heart, as if the wand was a part of my body.

The most important thing is that he found that the wand can be deformed, and it can be turned into a gold watch to wear on the hand when it is not in use, which is very nice!If it’s just an ordinary gold watch, it’s not as ostentatious as the golden sword, and you don’t have to worry about being stopped when you go through the security check on the plane.

I didn't expect that Shen Gongbao would actually make watches, but considering that Hermione and Kidd in the group are both film and television characters in the background of modern society, and I don't know how long they have been in the group, it is understandable for the boss to know watches.

"Bang bang bang! Open the door! Pay back the money! I know you are at home! Hurry up and open the door to pay back the money, or your door will be demolished today!"

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door, mixed with some swear words, and the identity of the person who came could tell that he would not be clean. He frowned and put on the anti-theft chain on the door, and then opened the door a crack and said, frowning: "Big brothers, why is it you again? Ning Shuang is really not here. He hasn't shown up for a long time. I'm just a tenant who shares the rent with him. I can understand your feelings of being owed money and not paying back, but you Can you stop holding me? I don't even know the person you're talking about!"