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"Ah! Kaito, you pervert actually like men!"

The brain circuit of a girl is always clear and strange.

Under normal circumstances, if a man you have never seen before appears in your boyfriend's house, you will usually treat him as a friend or relative of the other party. Even if he only wears a pair of trousers, you should think that the other party has a good relationship with your boyfriend. Friends, as long as you are not a woman, you will never think in that direction.

But this girl thought about it!
Forget it, and by the way, filled up the [-]-word corrupt text in my mind: "Quick fight, you pervert, I won't talk to you anymore!"

After speaking, he ran away from the door, leaving behind Lin Xiao who was petrified in the wind and an empty door frame.

To be able to break into Kaito's house so casually, this should be his childhood sweetheart, Miss Aoko Nakamori, but what the hell is going on in such a hurry to leave without even seeing anyone?

Lin Xiao couldn't understand Japanese, but he could guess that it was his own reason, so he could only smile awkwardly at Kaito in the bathroom.

He's just embarrassed, and someone in the bathroom is about to bang himself against the wall now.

What the hell?

Thinking that he is graceful and suave, and the phantom thief Kidd, who is surrounded by pear blossoms and begonias, is actually regarded as a gay by his girlfriend?

He ran away without even being given a chance to explain. Whoever has experienced this kind of aggrieved knows who knows.

Kuai Dou and his eyes were blazing, and he spit at Lin Xiao: "You bastard! It's all your fault, how should I explain to Qing Zi now? (Japanese)"

Who can understand what you say when you speak Japanese?Lin Xiao rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone and tapped the screen to signal Kaito to go to the group and said, Kaito scratched his head and scratched his head again.

Kidd: If you don’t see me in the future, please remember @怪的大四狗子, it was because of him that I died socially.

The group of friends who were chatting happily suddenly felt a little dazed when they saw such a nonsensical sentence, and the little master asked casually: What's wrong?He's just going to be a guest in your world. It's not that serious.

Kidd: Exactly!He's only been here for 2 minutes, but now he's managed to make my girlfriend think of me as a gay pervert!

How could Lin Xiao tolerate his reputation being smeared casually?Immediately retorted in the group: Who told you to take a shower?Is it okay if you cook in the kitchen or lie in the bedroom?

Kidd:? ? ?
Kidd: I suspect you are a fool. If I stayed in the bedroom and you wore only underwear, wouldn't it be hard to tell?besides!How can anyone come out as a guest in shorts?I should have sent a teaser letter today before I stopped by some jeweler.

Lin Xiao: You are so vicious!
Kidd: Each other each other!
Hermione: Wait a minute!I'm a bit messy, let me sort it out first.

Hermione: If I understand correctly, Kidd, who was in the shower, invited him, right?

Kidd: It's true, as much as I hate to admit it.

Hermione: Then the dog, who was also naked, went to bathe with him, didn't he?

Lin smiled and blushed: Don't talk nonsense, although I fell on him, I was wearing pants.

Kidd looked up at Lin Xiao, who was sitting on the sofa, and snorted disdainfully, but he couldn't hide the envy in his eyes. How could human beings be so big?
Jealousy almost swallowed him, and he couldn't stop his words from being sour: Is there any difference between wearing your little triangle and not wearing it?
Hermione: Hahaha, Triangle!
Hermione: Cough!Then you still don't understand what the other person is saying, right?

Lin Xiao: How do you know?
Xiaodangjia: The two of you suddenly started chatting in the group, it's already obvious, okay?

Kidd: You're right again.

Hermione: So you two were showering naked and Kidd's girlfriend saw it?Hahaha!So exciting!I really want to see it!

There is such a rotten girl in the group, Kidd feels that his life is not long, and thinking about Lin Xiao's structural glue, he can't help but shudder: You are enough of a rotten girl!

Lin Xiao also responded sadly: Are you a devil?Although it is true.But why are you speaking out?
Hermione: Watching a handsome guy take a bath is a joy, and watching two handsome guys take a bath is double the joy, but it's a pity that I can't see it.

Kidd: What! @悲的大四狗子 Should you go back first?After all, I am a serious man, you are here... not good.

Lin Xiao let out a haha ​​and smiled apologetically at Kaidou: Just leave!

It's easy to go back after playing enough in the world of group friends, but just turn on the function of time travel, and then go back, so easy
As the bright light from the phone enveloped Lin Xiao and took him back, the group was frantically swiped by system messages.

【ding~】

[Congratulations to the group member "The Miserable Senior Gouzi" for completing the first crossing of the group]

[As the first user of the time-travel function, "The Miserable Senior Dog" will have unlimited time-travel permissions]

[Other group members will be subject to the restriction of "not being able to carry substances with a mass greater than ten times the maximum strength of the group member" when using this function]

[Other group members will be subject to the restriction of "not being able to carry intelligent creatures" when using this function]

[Other group members will be subject to the restriction of "not disrupting the order of the opponent's world on a large scale" when using this function]

[Other group members will be subject to the restriction of "not taking away intelligent life from other worlds without permission and without telling the truth" when using this function]

[Other group members will be subject to the restriction of "cannot stay in other worlds for more than one month at a time" when using this function]

[Other group members will be subject to the restriction of "cannot travel again within three days after the previous time travel" when using this function]

These system prompts may seem simple, with only a few sentences, but the amount of information contained in them is really shocking.

Kidd: ah this~ ah this~
Administrator Shen Gongbao: This is the first time in all these years that I am envious of others except that man.

Sword Spirit Solanum nigrum: Is this powerful?
Hermione: Chick!I want too!
Xiaodangjia: I seem to have missed something good, obviously it was me first, whether it was seeing this function or planning to go to other people's world, it was obviously me first...

Looking at the system prompts on the screen and the sour group of friends, Lin Xiao was also a little dazed: I seem to have got something extraordinary.

Kidd: Get cheap and behave well, everyone!I want to hit him!

Hermione: me too
Little Master: How about?Together?
Little Master: It just so happens that I have just waited for the sixth legendary kitchen utensil, and I can definitely cook him perfectly!
Little Master: You don't need to believe in my fighting ability, but you can definitely believe in my cooking skills!
The group of friends are already discussing to eat him alive, Lin Xiao wiped off his insignificant cold sweat and said: Big, big brothers, there is no need to do this, why don’t the big brothers let me go, what do you need in the future? Just ask me for help?
Kidd immediately said: Then come and help me wipe my ass?A magician's noble hands are for magic tricks, not for wiping asses.

How ruthless did I offend Kuaishou? How could I actually want to do this to myself?The speechless Lin Xiao could only post a few points to show that he was still there:  …

Little boss: It's cruel enough, I want it too. As the chef of our group, I think the bosses don't want me to cook for you with the hands that wiped my buttocks.

Hermione: You are more ruthless, so do I, as a magician...

At this time, he suddenly realized that he was not just a member of the group, but a beautiful girl: Uh! !You talk, pretend I haven't said it.

[Hermione withdrew a group message and sold you a cute! 】

Lin Xiao: I don’t agree with what you say, but if Miss Hermione asks me out, I’ll be there for you ($b3b$)
Hermione: Dead on!I didn't say anything, you don't know anything.

Lin Xiao: I knew you would be like this, so I took a screenshot as soon as I saw it.

Lin Xiao: Picture.jpg
Hermione, who just finished class and was having dinner with two good friends, directly sprayed Harry Potter next door in the face: Damn it!What's the reaction?Cut off so soon?
Xiaodangjia: I suspect that this is a legendary single dog, otherwise it would be difficult to explain his hand speed.

Administrator Shen Gongbao: Forget it, stop arguing
Admin Shen Gongbao: @怪的大四狗子 This authority is actually quite appropriate for you. So far, there are several people from your world who have been in the group, so you are more obedient, you know most of them The life of the group members, this function is almost tailor-made for you, and it is just right for you to hold it, so it is convenient to help.

Administrator Shen Gongbao: Usually, I run errands for the poor and the group members, and I don’t let you run in vain. It’s for your benefit. Be obedient and be good!

How can there be room for bargaining after the bosses have spoken?Lin Xiao hurriedly complied, and then secretly rejoiced in his heart. With the big boss's endorsement, his position in the group is basically stable.

Backed by such a chat group of the heavens, why worry that he can't be the CEO, reach the pinnacle of life, and marry Bai Fumei?