Siheyuan: My space can be upgraded
Chapter 1 Your chicken is full of legs?
"The whole court was held today, just one question, Xu Damao's family lost their chicken, who saw it?"
"The old hen in Xu Damao's family keeps the eggs, who is so wicked and stole them?"
"Who else is it? He Yuzhu stole it!"
Xu Damao couldn't hold back anymore, and pointed at He Yuzhu angrily, "My old hen is lost, so I went to his house to see that he was making chicken soup! Everyone said he was wicked or not!"
"This is too much..."
All of a sudden, the crowd was chattering, saying they were complaining, but in fact most of them were watching the fun.
After all, in this courtyard, He Yuzhu and Xu Damao would fight from time to time!
Xu Damao is used to inciting emotions, this time, even the uncle who has been helping He Yuzhu can't get in his mouth.It can only be reconciled from it:
"Zhuzi, what is going on with this chicken, please explain it to everyone."
He Yuzhu is a good guy. Although he always gets into trouble with Xu Damao on weekdays, he probably won't do things like steal chickens!
But at this moment, He Yuzhu was sitting aside with his legs crossed, watching these people chattering and laughing to himself.
As a traverser attached to He Yuzhu's body, he couldn't understand this courtyard house very well!
The chicken was stolen by Bang Jier.And Bang Geng is the son of the widow Qin Huairu.
As the "long-term meal ticket" of Widow Qin's family, the honest He Yuzhu should have stepped forward at this time, recognized this matter, and helped that kid stick up a notch!
Because of this, Qin Huairu kept winking at He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu is not willing to do this!
His name is He Yuzhu, but he is not the original owner of this body!
The original owner was called Silly Zhu, who helped Widow Qin bring meals every day, and was sucked blood by her family for decades. He Yuzhu is not a fool!
He's the man with the script in his hand!
If you come from time travel, you must live according to your own ideas, and you can't be wronged or used by others again!
Therefore, before today's incident, He Yuzhu had already made complete preparations.
When the uncle asked, He Yuzhu said:
"I didn't steal the chicken. If you don't believe me, I'll bring the pot to you and you'll know it!"
With that said, he went back to the house to serve the pot.
Xu Damao refused to accept it, and at the moment he was dragging his wife Lou Xiao'e to accuse He Yuzhu vigorously.
"Stubborn! I've seen the chicken legs in his pot!"
"Yes, yes!"
Snapped!
The pot was placed on the stool in the yard, and He Yuzhu picked it up with chopsticks.
"Chicken leg? Are you talking about this leg? Or this one? Or this one? Or..."
This tumbling, everyone in the courtyard was dumbfounded!
The pot was full of sevens and eights, except for chicken legs, it was still chicken legs!
"Good guy, silly Zhuer, what are you..."
The shrewd little eyes of the third master immediately shined!
In today's world, it costs a lot of money to buy just a chicken, but if you only eat chicken legs, wouldn't it be even more extravagant!
"Just a word, I bought it! I love chicken legs, so I went to the market today and bought eight big chicken legs! What's the matter!"
He Yuzhu put down his chopsticks and looked at Xu Damao coldly, "You fool, you only saw a chicken leg, and you said that I stole the chicken. Why, your old hen has no head, no body, and legs all over her body?"
After finishing a sentence, the whole courtyard roared with laughter!
But Xu Damao refused to let go: "You, your explanation is not sufficient, stop fooling people! Who knows if there are any of our hen's legs among these legs!"
"Have your grandma's legs!"
He Yuzhu snorted coldly, then took out a small note from his pocket, and held it up in front of everyone, "Look carefully, what is this!"
Everyone took a closer look: eight chicken legs, the price is ten yuan!
"Oh, this is a ticket issued by the market, so the chicken legs were indeed bought by Shazhu." The third master pushed his glasses, but his eyes kept looking into the pot.
The uncle saw him, and hurriedly helped He Yuzhu to speak: "I just said, Zhuzi can't do such sneaky things, Damao, look for your chicken once you lose it, you can't accuse a good person for nothing!"
"This……"
Xu Damao was very angry, but he didn't get angry, thinking about the loss of the chicken, he was even more anxious, "Then, where did my chicken go! It's all your mother-in-law, you can't even look down on chickens!"
As he said that, he blamed Lou Xiao'e next to him.
Speaking of Lou Xiao'e, she was also blind. A good lady like Xu Damao fell in love with someone like Xu Damao, and since she married him, people have become more calculating.
He Yuzhu saw it in his eyes, and kept sighing in his heart—this Lou Xiao'e was very beautiful, to be exact, he was a little more charming than the Lou Xiao'e he saw before crossing, it's a pity to follow Xu Damao!
Therefore, He Yuzhu immediately said: "Xu Damao, stop barking! I know where the chicken is!"
Saying that, he took two steps forward and pulled out the stick who was hiding behind the people.
"You boy, tell me, go to the factory cafeteria to steal soy sauce in the afternoon, what to eat with it?"
Qin Huairu immediately panicked after hearing this.
At dinner, the three children didn't eat much, obviously they were full outside!Listening to what He Yuzhu said now, there is no need to guess!
But what happened to He Yuzhu? He took good care of his family on weekdays, and often brought boxed lunch back from the cafeteria.In the past few days, he suddenly changed his temper, turned a blind eye to her hints and did not say anything, and even exposed the matter of stick stealing chickens on the spot!
"Stupid! Great, great, he..."
"What is he!"
He Yuzhu didn't give Qin Huairu any face, and turned to look at the little sister beside Banggen, Huaihuaer.
"Sophora flower, let me ask you, did your brother eat all the chicken legs and didn't share them with you?"
"That's not true! My brother gave me and my sister two big chicken legs, and he didn't even want to eat them himself!"
Huai Hua shook her head, blinked her big eyes, and was determined to help Bang Geng'er speak, without realizing that she had slipped her tongue.
But as soon as the words came out, everyone in the courtyard immediately understood.
Xiao Huaihua is innocent and young, so naturally she can't tell nonsense.
From this point of view, the chicken of Xu Damao's family must have been stolen by the guy Banggeng!
For a moment, everyone's eyes were on Banggen, and then from Banggen to Xu Damao.
"Everyone, look at me!"
Xu Damao was even more annoyed, he thought that He Yuzhu really stole the chicken, and planned to take this opportunity to kill his spirit!
Unexpectedly, the chicken was stolen by BangGong. This stick is a child of Widow Qin's family. Widow Qin brought three children and a mother-in-law alone. Life was hard...
But he can't afford to be dumb!How could he not feel sorry for the loss of a hen that lay eggs?
Seeing the situation in front of him, He Yuzhu smiled.
With a big wave of his hand, he took out ten yuan: "Okay, Xu Damao, you lost your chicken, it's bad luck for you. I'll pay you for this guy who stole the chicken."
"You, why do you pay for him!"
Xu Damao's eyes lit up when he saw this move.
This He Yuzhu must have had an affair with Widow Qin, why else would she protect her child so much?
"The old hen in Xu Damao's family keeps the eggs, who is so wicked and stole them?"
"Who else is it? He Yuzhu stole it!"
Xu Damao couldn't hold back anymore, and pointed at He Yuzhu angrily, "My old hen is lost, so I went to his house to see that he was making chicken soup! Everyone said he was wicked or not!"
"This is too much..."
All of a sudden, the crowd was chattering, saying they were complaining, but in fact most of them were watching the fun.
After all, in this courtyard, He Yuzhu and Xu Damao would fight from time to time!
Xu Damao is used to inciting emotions, this time, even the uncle who has been helping He Yuzhu can't get in his mouth.It can only be reconciled from it:
"Zhuzi, what is going on with this chicken, please explain it to everyone."
He Yuzhu is a good guy. Although he always gets into trouble with Xu Damao on weekdays, he probably won't do things like steal chickens!
But at this moment, He Yuzhu was sitting aside with his legs crossed, watching these people chattering and laughing to himself.
As a traverser attached to He Yuzhu's body, he couldn't understand this courtyard house very well!
The chicken was stolen by Bang Jier.And Bang Geng is the son of the widow Qin Huairu.
As the "long-term meal ticket" of Widow Qin's family, the honest He Yuzhu should have stepped forward at this time, recognized this matter, and helped that kid stick up a notch!
Because of this, Qin Huairu kept winking at He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu is not willing to do this!
His name is He Yuzhu, but he is not the original owner of this body!
The original owner was called Silly Zhu, who helped Widow Qin bring meals every day, and was sucked blood by her family for decades. He Yuzhu is not a fool!
He's the man with the script in his hand!
If you come from time travel, you must live according to your own ideas, and you can't be wronged or used by others again!
Therefore, before today's incident, He Yuzhu had already made complete preparations.
When the uncle asked, He Yuzhu said:
"I didn't steal the chicken. If you don't believe me, I'll bring the pot to you and you'll know it!"
With that said, he went back to the house to serve the pot.
Xu Damao refused to accept it, and at the moment he was dragging his wife Lou Xiao'e to accuse He Yuzhu vigorously.
"Stubborn! I've seen the chicken legs in his pot!"
"Yes, yes!"
Snapped!
The pot was placed on the stool in the yard, and He Yuzhu picked it up with chopsticks.
"Chicken leg? Are you talking about this leg? Or this one? Or this one? Or..."
This tumbling, everyone in the courtyard was dumbfounded!
The pot was full of sevens and eights, except for chicken legs, it was still chicken legs!
"Good guy, silly Zhuer, what are you..."
The shrewd little eyes of the third master immediately shined!
In today's world, it costs a lot of money to buy just a chicken, but if you only eat chicken legs, wouldn't it be even more extravagant!
"Just a word, I bought it! I love chicken legs, so I went to the market today and bought eight big chicken legs! What's the matter!"
He Yuzhu put down his chopsticks and looked at Xu Damao coldly, "You fool, you only saw a chicken leg, and you said that I stole the chicken. Why, your old hen has no head, no body, and legs all over her body?"
After finishing a sentence, the whole courtyard roared with laughter!
But Xu Damao refused to let go: "You, your explanation is not sufficient, stop fooling people! Who knows if there are any of our hen's legs among these legs!"
"Have your grandma's legs!"
He Yuzhu snorted coldly, then took out a small note from his pocket, and held it up in front of everyone, "Look carefully, what is this!"
Everyone took a closer look: eight chicken legs, the price is ten yuan!
"Oh, this is a ticket issued by the market, so the chicken legs were indeed bought by Shazhu." The third master pushed his glasses, but his eyes kept looking into the pot.
The uncle saw him, and hurriedly helped He Yuzhu to speak: "I just said, Zhuzi can't do such sneaky things, Damao, look for your chicken once you lose it, you can't accuse a good person for nothing!"
"This……"
Xu Damao was very angry, but he didn't get angry, thinking about the loss of the chicken, he was even more anxious, "Then, where did my chicken go! It's all your mother-in-law, you can't even look down on chickens!"
As he said that, he blamed Lou Xiao'e next to him.
Speaking of Lou Xiao'e, she was also blind. A good lady like Xu Damao fell in love with someone like Xu Damao, and since she married him, people have become more calculating.
He Yuzhu saw it in his eyes, and kept sighing in his heart—this Lou Xiao'e was very beautiful, to be exact, he was a little more charming than the Lou Xiao'e he saw before crossing, it's a pity to follow Xu Damao!
Therefore, He Yuzhu immediately said: "Xu Damao, stop barking! I know where the chicken is!"
Saying that, he took two steps forward and pulled out the stick who was hiding behind the people.
"You boy, tell me, go to the factory cafeteria to steal soy sauce in the afternoon, what to eat with it?"
Qin Huairu immediately panicked after hearing this.
At dinner, the three children didn't eat much, obviously they were full outside!Listening to what He Yuzhu said now, there is no need to guess!
But what happened to He Yuzhu? He took good care of his family on weekdays, and often brought boxed lunch back from the cafeteria.In the past few days, he suddenly changed his temper, turned a blind eye to her hints and did not say anything, and even exposed the matter of stick stealing chickens on the spot!
"Stupid! Great, great, he..."
"What is he!"
He Yuzhu didn't give Qin Huairu any face, and turned to look at the little sister beside Banggen, Huaihuaer.
"Sophora flower, let me ask you, did your brother eat all the chicken legs and didn't share them with you?"
"That's not true! My brother gave me and my sister two big chicken legs, and he didn't even want to eat them himself!"
Huai Hua shook her head, blinked her big eyes, and was determined to help Bang Geng'er speak, without realizing that she had slipped her tongue.
But as soon as the words came out, everyone in the courtyard immediately understood.
Xiao Huaihua is innocent and young, so naturally she can't tell nonsense.
From this point of view, the chicken of Xu Damao's family must have been stolen by the guy Banggeng!
For a moment, everyone's eyes were on Banggen, and then from Banggen to Xu Damao.
"Everyone, look at me!"
Xu Damao was even more annoyed, he thought that He Yuzhu really stole the chicken, and planned to take this opportunity to kill his spirit!
Unexpectedly, the chicken was stolen by BangGong. This stick is a child of Widow Qin's family. Widow Qin brought three children and a mother-in-law alone. Life was hard...
But he can't afford to be dumb!How could he not feel sorry for the loss of a hen that lay eggs?
Seeing the situation in front of him, He Yuzhu smiled.
With a big wave of his hand, he took out ten yuan: "Okay, Xu Damao, you lost your chicken, it's bad luck for you. I'll pay you for this guy who stole the chicken."
"You, why do you pay for him!"
Xu Damao's eyes lit up when he saw this move.
This He Yuzhu must have had an affair with Widow Qin, why else would she protect her child so much?
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