Siheyuan: My space can be upgraded
Chapter 16 Xu Damao Playing Hooligans
"I went back to the house just now. I wanted to have a good chat with Brother Da Mao, and I didn't want to eat your food for nothing, so I took two cans as a gift. This canned beef tastes very good. You can stay and eat." .”
As he spoke, he handed the two cans to Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, one in each hand.
The two of them, relying on the good conditions of Lou Xiao'e's family and the good job of Xu Damao's projectionist, have been living a relatively healthy life.
But because recently, Xu Damao was dismissed by Deputy Factory Manager Li and sent to work as a worker in the workshop, and his salary was also reduced. The two of them have been reluctant to eat whole meat for a long time.
Therefore, after seeing the canned beef, both of them felt a bit of joy visible to the naked eye.
And He Yuzhu also took this opportunity to change the wine glasses between himself and Xu Damao while the two of them were distracted.
"Zhuzi, let's not talk about the past today, let's get drunk!"
As he spoke, Xu Damao excitedly picked up his wine glass and winked at Lou Xiao'e.
All of this had been seen by He Yuzhu a long time ago, so he also picked up the glass and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp!
"Then what, I'll go to a hut too!"
The three of them drank all their wine, Xu Damao went out impatiently when the time was right!
I secretly said:
Panicked, Grandpa, I will go to the hut to drain the water first. After three to five minutes, the medicine will take effect, and I will come back and close the door. Sorry, you two have nowhere to hide!
Lou Xiao'e, don't blame me for being cruel!Anyway, you can't give birth to a child, and now you are fighting capitalist roaders, if we are together again, your Lou family will also implicate me!Why don't we take this opportunity to make a clean break between the two of us!
Whistles were blowing in the hut, Xu Damao just felt that the peeing was extraordinarily enjoyable!
But I heard a "click"!
"Hey? Who! Who the hell locked the door of the hut?"
Outside the door, He Yuzhu sneered, but didn't answer, just walked back to Xu Damao's house, and hung up the lock of his house!
Lou Xiaoe's moaning and chirping voices could be heard inside the house. If the lock is not hung up, this woman may have no face to see anyone the next day!
He Yuzhu shrugged, burped, and walked towards Qinhuai Ru's house.
We have to watch a good show in a while, because there are many people to be lively!
……
"Uncle Zhuzi!"
Seeing that He Yuzhu came back safe and sound, slightly drunk, BangGou was the first to be happy.
Seeing that he still has two cans of beef in his hand, he is even happier!
He Yuzhu smiled slightly, handed the can to Banggen, and said to himself:
It would be a pity to leave such a good can to Xu Damao!
When Qin Huairu saw him, he was still quite enthusiastic.
Although she didn't come back with a lunch box recently, the child Banggen couldn't hide her words, and she had already told her about He Yuzhu's money.
If Qin Huai doesn't suspect him, just think that He Yuzhu really likes the boy Banggen, and asked him to help chase Teacher Ran, so he gave him money for running errands...
However, when thinking of Teacher Ran, Qin Huairu was not so happy again.
Although she may not have the blessing to live with He Yuzhu, she has always liked He Yuzhu in her heart!
But He Yuzhu didn't bother to care, what Qin Huairu was thinking about every day, now he only likes Teacher Ran, and his target is only Teacher Ran!
However, I still have to come to Qinhuai Ru's house tonight, not for anything else, just for...
As soon as he greeted Qin Huairu and sat down to chat a few words, he heard a scream from the yard.
It was none other than Second Aunt!
He Yuzhu chuckled, then winked at the stick, and said:
"What's the sound? Could it be that he fell down? Take a quick look?"
"Yes!"
Sticky nodded in response, and rushed out of the house first.
At that time, people from every family poked their heads out of the door one after another when they heard the voice.
"What's the matter? What's the matter?"
"What happened? What's the matter?"
Although the second uncle was sometimes messed up, he could still hear his wife's voice, hurriedly led Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, and rushed out.
"What's up, what's up old lady!"
"What's wrong, Mom!"
The three father and son knew that the second aunt was going to the latrine, so they went to the latrine together by appointment.
But seeing the second aunt covering her flushed face, rushing out of the hut at the fastest speed of her age!
"A hooligan! Xu Damao, he, he wants to play a hooligan!"
"what?!"
With one word, the whole yard exploded!
Is Xu Damao crazy, would he play hooligans on an old woman? !
Originally, no one would believe this, because it was too outrageous!
But the facts were before her eyes, Second Aunt's clothes were all messed up, would she, an old lady, use her reputation for most of her life to slander Xu Damao!
Behind the crowd, He Yuzhu laughed so hard that he almost passed away, but he was slapped on the back of his neck.
"Pillar, what's going on!"
Looking up, it was the old man who came to his side with an intriguing look of doubt on his face.
"Master, let me just say a word, he committed evil himself!"
The first uncle shook his head helplessly, but saw that the second uncle and his two sons had already rushed to the hut in anger!
However, it didn't take long for the three of them to come back red-faced again - Xu Damao had messed with the hut, it was unsightly!
"It's unreasonable, it's really unreasonable! The first master, the third master, call a meeting of the whole courtyard immediately, and I propose to drive this scum with a problematic style out of the courtyard!"
The second uncle was already furious, and the third uncle, a schoolteacher, was too shocked by this incident to speak.
This is simply unethical!
The elder master has already seen that the matter is far from that simple, and said: "What about Xiao'e, it is serious to ask her to take Xu Damao back quickly!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the courtyard felt that they were reasonable.
Letting a crazy man stay in a public latrine is simply disgusting.
At this time, several good-hearted women had already knocked on Lou Xiao'e's door.But when they reached the door, they all looked at each other in unison.
They couldn't understand the sound coming from the room!
And the lock on the door also blocked the way they wanted to continue exploring...
The old man was close to the door here, and seeing the faces of the women, and seeing the big mother coming back blushing after passing by, he understood.
"Then what, if Xu Damao goes back like this, Lou Xiao'e probably won't be able to greet him, so come a few people, tie him up first, and wake him up with water!"
……
A bucket of water went down, and the winter weather made Xu Damao wake up instantly.
Seeing this, the old man was afraid that he would freeze to death, so he was carried to a nearby firewood house and asked him:
"Xu Damao, do you know what you did!"
At that time, the uncomfortable feeling in his body did not gradually dissipate, but Xu Damao already understood that his scheme had been seen through!
"Lou, where's Lou Xiao'e?"
"Are you ashamed to ask? Let your wife stay alone in the vacant room, and you come out to play hooligans on this second aunt, are you out of your mind!"
Among the crowd, He Yuzhu said loudly and looked at Xu Damao coldly.
As he spoke, he handed the two cans to Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, one in each hand.
The two of them, relying on the good conditions of Lou Xiao'e's family and the good job of Xu Damao's projectionist, have been living a relatively healthy life.
But because recently, Xu Damao was dismissed by Deputy Factory Manager Li and sent to work as a worker in the workshop, and his salary was also reduced. The two of them have been reluctant to eat whole meat for a long time.
Therefore, after seeing the canned beef, both of them felt a bit of joy visible to the naked eye.
And He Yuzhu also took this opportunity to change the wine glasses between himself and Xu Damao while the two of them were distracted.
"Zhuzi, let's not talk about the past today, let's get drunk!"
As he spoke, Xu Damao excitedly picked up his wine glass and winked at Lou Xiao'e.
All of this had been seen by He Yuzhu a long time ago, so he also picked up the glass and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp!
"Then what, I'll go to a hut too!"
The three of them drank all their wine, Xu Damao went out impatiently when the time was right!
I secretly said:
Panicked, Grandpa, I will go to the hut to drain the water first. After three to five minutes, the medicine will take effect, and I will come back and close the door. Sorry, you two have nowhere to hide!
Lou Xiao'e, don't blame me for being cruel!Anyway, you can't give birth to a child, and now you are fighting capitalist roaders, if we are together again, your Lou family will also implicate me!Why don't we take this opportunity to make a clean break between the two of us!
Whistles were blowing in the hut, Xu Damao just felt that the peeing was extraordinarily enjoyable!
But I heard a "click"!
"Hey? Who! Who the hell locked the door of the hut?"
Outside the door, He Yuzhu sneered, but didn't answer, just walked back to Xu Damao's house, and hung up the lock of his house!
Lou Xiaoe's moaning and chirping voices could be heard inside the house. If the lock is not hung up, this woman may have no face to see anyone the next day!
He Yuzhu shrugged, burped, and walked towards Qinhuai Ru's house.
We have to watch a good show in a while, because there are many people to be lively!
……
"Uncle Zhuzi!"
Seeing that He Yuzhu came back safe and sound, slightly drunk, BangGou was the first to be happy.
Seeing that he still has two cans of beef in his hand, he is even happier!
He Yuzhu smiled slightly, handed the can to Banggen, and said to himself:
It would be a pity to leave such a good can to Xu Damao!
When Qin Huairu saw him, he was still quite enthusiastic.
Although she didn't come back with a lunch box recently, the child Banggen couldn't hide her words, and she had already told her about He Yuzhu's money.
If Qin Huai doesn't suspect him, just think that He Yuzhu really likes the boy Banggen, and asked him to help chase Teacher Ran, so he gave him money for running errands...
However, when thinking of Teacher Ran, Qin Huairu was not so happy again.
Although she may not have the blessing to live with He Yuzhu, she has always liked He Yuzhu in her heart!
But He Yuzhu didn't bother to care, what Qin Huairu was thinking about every day, now he only likes Teacher Ran, and his target is only Teacher Ran!
However, I still have to come to Qinhuai Ru's house tonight, not for anything else, just for...
As soon as he greeted Qin Huairu and sat down to chat a few words, he heard a scream from the yard.
It was none other than Second Aunt!
He Yuzhu chuckled, then winked at the stick, and said:
"What's the sound? Could it be that he fell down? Take a quick look?"
"Yes!"
Sticky nodded in response, and rushed out of the house first.
At that time, people from every family poked their heads out of the door one after another when they heard the voice.
"What's the matter? What's the matter?"
"What happened? What's the matter?"
Although the second uncle was sometimes messed up, he could still hear his wife's voice, hurriedly led Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, and rushed out.
"What's up, what's up old lady!"
"What's wrong, Mom!"
The three father and son knew that the second aunt was going to the latrine, so they went to the latrine together by appointment.
But seeing the second aunt covering her flushed face, rushing out of the hut at the fastest speed of her age!
"A hooligan! Xu Damao, he, he wants to play a hooligan!"
"what?!"
With one word, the whole yard exploded!
Is Xu Damao crazy, would he play hooligans on an old woman? !
Originally, no one would believe this, because it was too outrageous!
But the facts were before her eyes, Second Aunt's clothes were all messed up, would she, an old lady, use her reputation for most of her life to slander Xu Damao!
Behind the crowd, He Yuzhu laughed so hard that he almost passed away, but he was slapped on the back of his neck.
"Pillar, what's going on!"
Looking up, it was the old man who came to his side with an intriguing look of doubt on his face.
"Master, let me just say a word, he committed evil himself!"
The first uncle shook his head helplessly, but saw that the second uncle and his two sons had already rushed to the hut in anger!
However, it didn't take long for the three of them to come back red-faced again - Xu Damao had messed with the hut, it was unsightly!
"It's unreasonable, it's really unreasonable! The first master, the third master, call a meeting of the whole courtyard immediately, and I propose to drive this scum with a problematic style out of the courtyard!"
The second uncle was already furious, and the third uncle, a schoolteacher, was too shocked by this incident to speak.
This is simply unethical!
The elder master has already seen that the matter is far from that simple, and said: "What about Xiao'e, it is serious to ask her to take Xu Damao back quickly!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the courtyard felt that they were reasonable.
Letting a crazy man stay in a public latrine is simply disgusting.
At this time, several good-hearted women had already knocked on Lou Xiao'e's door.But when they reached the door, they all looked at each other in unison.
They couldn't understand the sound coming from the room!
And the lock on the door also blocked the way they wanted to continue exploring...
The old man was close to the door here, and seeing the faces of the women, and seeing the big mother coming back blushing after passing by, he understood.
"Then what, if Xu Damao goes back like this, Lou Xiao'e probably won't be able to greet him, so come a few people, tie him up first, and wake him up with water!"
……
A bucket of water went down, and the winter weather made Xu Damao wake up instantly.
Seeing this, the old man was afraid that he would freeze to death, so he was carried to a nearby firewood house and asked him:
"Xu Damao, do you know what you did!"
At that time, the uncomfortable feeling in his body did not gradually dissipate, but Xu Damao already understood that his scheme had been seen through!
"Lou, where's Lou Xiao'e?"
"Are you ashamed to ask? Let your wife stay alone in the vacant room, and you come out to play hooligans on this second aunt, are you out of your mind!"
Among the crowd, He Yuzhu said loudly and looked at Xu Damao coldly.
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