Everyone is waiting.

Waiting for Xia Yu and his new "mount".

However, when the small diesel engine slowly came into everyone's field of vision with a violent roar, everyone was stunned.

Brother Jitou stood there dumbfounded as if he had been struck by lightning, the cigarette at the corner of his mouth was burning silently, and he had lost his reaction.

The sexy beauty Che Zheng sat in front of the table, her long and slender legs crossed together, her high heels stepped on the beam of the table, the corners of her mouth were slightly crooked, and she remained motionless.

The rest of the people were all confused, completely unaware of what they were facing in front of them.

The car came to the front, still making a chug, Xia Yu got down: "I'm going to lie down in the toilet!"

Brother Jitou looked at the tractor seriously, walked slowly around this "shocking car", and asked Liu Piaopiao: "Are you sure he is a normal person? I mean the brain."

Liu Piaopiao pouted: "I wasn't sure at first, but now I'm sure, he is absolutely abnormal."

Brother Jitou nodded: "What is this?"

Liu Piaopiao said: "Tractor, are you blind?"

"I know, but..." Brother Jitou was a little annoyed: "How can he use a tractor to race with me? It's against the rules!"

Liu Piaopiao said: "Can't tractors be dragged? Who stipulated that tractors can't be dragged? Who stipulated that driving a tractor is not a car. Isn't a tractor a motor vehicle? Is it not a motor vehicle? Is it not a motor vehicle?"

Brother Jitou was forced to retreat by Liu Piaopiao, and said with a guilty conscience: "I only think it's a motor vehicle, don't get too excited!"

At this time, Xia Yu came out of the toilet happily, and said excitedly: "Okay, okay, we can start!"

"What to start?" Liu Piaopiao asked.

"Drag racing!" Xia Yu answered naturally.

Liu Piaopiao squinted her eyes, patted the machine cover with one hand, patted her feet lightly, tilted her neck, and looked at Xia Yu: "Are you sure you want to use this broken tractor to bet that I will sleep on the bed tonight?" Whose bed?"

Xia Yu was stunned for a moment: "At the beginning, wasn't it what you insisted on?"

Liu Piaopiao said: "That's because you said you bought a sports car, a convertible sports car, I think it must be a good thing that exceeds 300 million, but I don't know that it is such a thing that costs less than [-]! Your thing How fast can you run?"

"Four...forty to sixty kilometers per hour." Xia Yu said with a guilty conscience.

Liu Piaopiao leaned closer to Xia Yu: "Unless you can make that grandson hiccup and spit foam all over his body, and die in his car, otherwise, I won't get in your car."

Xia Yu moved closer to Liu Piaopiao, and leaned closer to her ear: "This time is more enjoyable than hiccups."

Upon hearing this, Liu Piaopiao leaned back a little, looked at Xia Yu's sinister smile, and smiled: "I know you have something."

Brother Jitou became impatient: "Hey, are you going to run or not? I'm warning you. I've heard the license plate on it. Don't try to deny it!"

Before Xia Yu could speak, Liu Piaopiao got excited, turned around and said, "Damn! Who is afraid of whom! Get ready to start now, as usual, go down the mountain to the relay point, and then return here, whoever arrives first wins." .”

The sexy beauty twisted her waist, walked down, and squinted at Xia Yu. The situation in front of her was so awkward!

Sexy beauty, what kind of luxury car have you never seen?According to her experience, even if you drive a Batman chariot, she can still face it calmly, at most offering her fanatical eyes of admiration and appreciation.But now, I am facing a modified Porsche sports car, and...a...a diesel engine, a Fengshou brand agricultural tractor with a maximum speed of no more than [-] kilometers per hour, commonly known as four-wheels, powered by a human joystick.

Just the sound of its "motor" already makes people vomit blood.

The sexy beauty rolled her eyes, raised her hand lazily, then put it down suddenly, and said lightly: "Go."

Brother Jitou's car rushed out with a whoosh, and then you look at Xia Yu's car, chug chug, chug chug, chug chug, chug...

Brother Jitou's car went far away, Xia Yu was not far away, and Liu Piaopiao next to him hugged his shoulders with an embarrassed face, sitting beside him, shaking the tractor from side to side without passion.The tractor is extremely calm, chug chug, chug chug, chug chug, chug chug...

Everyone lowered their heads in disappointment.

"Haha!" Brother Jitou himself felt that he was talented, racing with a tractor, that thing can also be driven?

Looking at the tractor that was getting farther and farther away from him in the rearview mirror, he smiled and said to the female companion next to him: "Today is really boring, facing such a useless opponent, I really don't even have any energy .”

The female companion pondered for a long time: "Brother, let's not underestimate the enemy, the last time was..."

"Last time it was an accident. I didn't know what happened that day, so I hiccupped all the time, and hiccupped repeatedly. This time it won't happen."

The female companion asked carefully: "Really, are you sure you won't hiccup again?"

Brother Jitou shrugged: "Of course."

Behind, Liu Piaopiao was hurt by the high vibration of the tractor, and grinned and asked: "Hey! What the hell is this? Can you catch up with me? My ass is going to be in two halves!"

Xia Yu gave her a cold look: "Your butt is originally in two halves, okay?"

Liu Piaopiao slapped Xia Yu with a blushing face: "Don't let him hiccup! If this continues, we will lose!"

Xia Yu smiled slightly: "Don't worry."

Xia Yu looked at the winding mountain road several times in the distance, and could only condescend, seeing the Porsche with faint headlights at the foot of the mountain, showing a bewildered smile.

Xia Yu easily began to whistle.

In the car at the foot of the mountain, Brother Jitou suddenly felt the urge to pee!
This urge to urinate came very suddenly and violently, like a flame of love that suddenly appeared. It made him restless and restless, and made him squirm and face cramps.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" the female companion asked worriedly.

"Hiss...suddenly I really want to go to the toilet." Brother Jitou said.

"Huh? We're done in a few minutes, can you bear it?"

"Yeah. Oh... No, no, no..." Brother Jitou braked, and then he quickly unbuttoned his belt after getting out of the car.

"I'll go, I'll go...why are you in such a hurry? I'll go, Tai Nima...it's hard..."

The female companion shouted in the car: "Brother, hurry up, they are going to catch up!"

Brother Jitou laughed: "Don't worry, they are not so fast, a broken tractor, I can catch up with it after I sleep for a while."

After 7 minutes, Brother Jitou's face turned green, but he didn't want to stop at all when he wanted to urinate.

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