Supreme Almighty System

"Ah? I'm not human? I'm shit? Rotten banana? Yes, yes, why can't I think of such a good adjective to describe myself! I'm the stinkiest shit in the world! I'm the worst rotten banana in the world! "

While talking, Feng Chen began to slap himself hard in the face.

"Hey, stop it, you rotten banana, you are slapping my handsome face now."

Seeing Feng Chen slapping his handsome face stupidly, Wu Fan was even more angry.

"Ah? Yes, I am so inhuman. I am so shameless that I exchanged the bodies between us. I am so shameless. I wish I could turn myself into a piece of stinky tofu and slam it on the granite... ..."

"That's enough, fool, you're fucking enough! I'm so angry, I'm so angry!"

To Wu Fan's surprise, it was the hate system wrapped in black mist who was yelling angrily.

"Okay, I didn't expect you to have such a means, and you actually sacrificed the 'magic weapon of repentance' of Lingfeng Shenzun, bastard, I really underestimated you!"

"Lingfeng Shenzun? Who is he?"

Seeing Wu Fan's confused look, Xiaofugou was also a little puzzled: "Brother! This Lingfeng Shenzun is the most dick existence in the spirit world. He is old and dishonest. All enemies who have fought against him will be killed by him." The weird magic weapon is crying for its father and mother. It's so old!"

Wu Fan paused in his heart, wondering if this supreme system could be the Spiritual Wind God... Its style of doing things is extremely similar to the Lingfeng God in the mouth of Xiao Fugou!
【Master, don't think too much, the God of Lingfeng is the root of it, his magic weapon has been confiscated by the system, don't be dazed, while this idiot Feng Chen is still repenting, go and save Ling Ran. 】

"Yes! Saving people is the most important thing." After Wu Fan made up his mind, he glanced at Xiao Fugou again: "Little husband, I will leave that disgusting thing to you."

After Xiao Fugou heard it, he was gearing up and excited: "Don't worry, the hatred energy of this guy seems to be decreasing constantly, I am not afraid of it now!"

Wu Fan directly jumped over Feng Chen who was lying on the ground crying loudly, and quickly put Ling Ran down from the rock.

"Brother Fan!"

Seeing Wu Fan's big reversal, Ling Ran's heart was also agitated: "I thought you...you..."

"What do you think of me? Do you think I'm going to die? No way, my woman hasn't been rescued, so can your Brother Fan die?"

Hearing Wu Fan's ridicule, Ling Ran couldn't help breaking his tears into laughter, especially when he heard him say that she was his woman, his heart almost exploded with sweetness.

"Beep beep..."

The bomb strapped to Ling Ran's arms began to emit a rapid warning sound, Wu Fan looked down, what the heck!No, it's about to explode in 30 seconds.

"No, no time, run, leave me alone!"

With tears streaming down his face, Ling Ran begged Wu Fan to run quickly.She would rather be blown to pieces than Wu Fan to stay here longer.

"Don't worry, Brother Fan is here for everything, it's just a bomb, I can dismantle it." Wu Fan kept comforting.

Feng Chen, who was lying on the ground crying bitterly, blinked his eyes, and was even more heartbroken when he saw the bomb on Ling Ran's body.

"I'm just a bunch of rotten bananas. Ling Ran is so good, but I want to kill her a second time. I shot her last time, and now I want to kill her. I'm simply the worst and smelliest thing in the world. shit!"

"He, shit, you, you shit, don't insult the dog, the dog is ten thousand times more noble!"

The one who scolded was actually a huffing dog, and it couldn't stand this Feng Chen who was lying on the ground and couldn't stop blaming himself...

Ling Ran couldn't believe his ears, it turned out that Feng Chen was the one who hit him with a black gun!This sudden anger made Ling Ran's chest unstoppable.

"Hey, hey, hey! Ling Ran, hold on tight, don't get angry, the tenderness in front of you is moving around, I... I'm distracted..."

Wu Fan, who was dismantling the bomb, also began to breathe rapidly.

"Ah? I'm sorry, Brother Fan, I couldn't control it for a while..."

"Emma, ​​I really kneel down to you, what time is it, can you be serious! Brother! Can you respect your enemy..."

The Xiaofu dog was also attacked by Lei's almost insidious hatred system...

"Di!"

Just three seconds before the bomb exploded, Wu Fan cut off a yellow line with a dagger, and he really stopped the bomb.

【Master, at this moment, the system will help you perform the soul-changing forbidden technique to exchange your body with Feng Chen's. 】

"Okay, I've been waiting impatiently for a long time."

Wu Fan kissed Ling Ran fiercely, carried her outside and said, "Go down the mountain and report everyone's safety. Brother Fan is going to activate the forbidden technique to exchange bodies. Don't worry about me, it's absolutely fine!"

Ling Ran was kissed affectionately by Wu Fan, and her heart almost melted. She also knew that staying here would definitely bring unnecessary trouble to Wu Fan.

After a decisive answer, Ling Ran rushed down the mountain without looking back.

"System, hurry up, change will happen later, I don't want to stay in this disgusting stinky skin anymore." Wu Fan urged.

[This... the system told the master in advance that you are all right. It is risky to perform the soul-changing forbidden technique, and it may attract the thunder of the Nine Heavens. 】

"What? Nine Heavens God Thunder? What the hell is that? Can I handle it?" Wu Fan asked in horror.

[No, you can't resist it, and the system doesn't want to carry it, the powerful electric current hurts...]

"Does that mean you can resist?" Wu Fan asked cunningly.

[This... the system is resistant, but there is a person who is more suitable to carry the sky thunder for you, silly dog ​​roaring dog, now it has been stuck in the upgrade level for thousands of years, it is missing the sky thunder quenching body Let it carry it, let it carry it...it will thank you. 】

Wu Fan asked suspiciously: "Really? Your tone seems to be fooling me. Will it really be fine after carrying the thunder? I have a blood bond with it, and I don't want to belch along with it. "

[Don't worry, if the system says it's okay, it's fine, the soul-changing forbidden technique--on! 】

Booming... The sky and the earth became dark and dark in an instant, and extremely strange dark clouds floated rapidly.

"What? Nine Heavens God Thunder, who did he do good deeds?"

Xiao Fugou was also terrified when he saw the dark clouds pouring in from the sky.

Not to mention the wheezing dog, even Wu Fan swallowed his saliva in fright when he saw the big battle...

[Hahaha, here we come, master is ready, when the thunder falls, you must recite the spell to control the silly dog ​​and let it carry the thunderbolt, you know...]

"I haha, you big-headed ghost, can you be more reliable, so that the silly dog ​​will hate me to death?" Wu Fan complained speechlessly.

[Cut, it dares to hate you, I'll help you beat it, here it comes, stop talking nonsense, hurry up! 】

Wu Fan was willing to go all out. He glanced at Xiaofugou and sighed.

"Hey, hey, hey! Brother, your eyes... What the hell! Don't tell me that the god thunder was brought on by you, what did you do with that look just now?"

Before Wu Fan could answer, this silly dog ​​turned around and ran away, not wanting to fight with that hatred system at all... It knows Wu Fan too well, this bitch Wu Fan wants to sell his teammates properly...

"Good boy, it doesn't hurt, it will be fine in a while, this is a great time to help you advance."

Seeing the huffing dog run away, Wu Fan finally felt less sorry for it. If something is missing, there will definitely be something more in another aspect... What Wu Fan has added is extremely powerful With his faith and determination, now he is determined to catch Xiao Fugou and carry the god thunder!

"Wu Fan! You bitch, let go of me quickly, or I will never end with you!"

Driven by Wu Fan's magic spell, the huffing dog wanted to die. It closed its eyes in despair. If it survived... Wu Fan must be severely repaired!
【Owner!Don't waste that beautiful divine thunder, hurry up and control the silly dog ​​to hate the system, and even give it a power call!Its eight metal tentacles are natural lightning rods, master!God is helping you! 】

"Hey! What a great idea, you really have it, why didn't I think of it!"

[Hey, this is the endless wisdom after the system upgrade, learn to be a little kid! 】

"No, Xiaofugou, don't come here, I have something to discuss, I will give you whatever you want, everything!"

What made Wu Fan a little dumbfounded was that the hatred system was so intimidated that it actually wanted to buy Xiao Fugou.