Supreme Almighty System

Soon, Wu Fan rushed to the old village chief's house with his people.

I saw the old village chief crying like a little kid sitting on the roof of the two-story house, while his grandson Dabao was so scared that his face was full of tears and he kept calling for help.

Wu Fan hurriedly asked, "Dabao, what happened? Why did your grandfather commit suicide?"

Dabao was so anxious that he burst into tears: "Grandpa was fine last night when he gave the anchor gifts, I don't know why he is about to commit suicide! Brother Fan, please save our grandpa!"

Xiner whispered: "Dabao, I said you just reported on your grandpa to watch the live broadcast, and then your grandma called the old village chief stupid?"

Dabao shook his head and cried: "No, my grandma went to visit relatives last night, how could they have time to make noise? And I didn't complain to grandma, and I didn't say that he gave the anchor gifts!"
Wu Fan whispered: "Your grandpa often watches live broadcasts. Could it be that he is imitating those idiots and broadcasting suicide to the masses?"

Dabao was stunned for a moment: "No way? Although my grandpa is a bit of a dick, he's not brain-dead."
If it was normal, the old village chief would have stomped his feet in anger when he heard these words, but now he is indifferent, and just keeps wiping tears on the roof.

It seems that the old village chief has encountered something sad.

Xiner whispered: "Brother Fan, it's not the old village head who has a terminal illness, right? For example, cancer, heart disease or uremia?"
Wu Fan was startled, and hurriedly covered Xiner's mouth: "Hush! Silly girl, what are you talking about!"
But Xiner's words were still heard by Dabao, which frightened the bear boy: "What? Grandpa has a terminal illness? Oh no, grandpa is going to die, my grandpa is going to die!"
Soon, word spread that the old village head had testicular cancer.

Outside the earthen house of the old village chief, three circles of villagers surrounded him.With so many people supporting the old village chief, if he really jumped down, he wouldn't be able to die.

"Unexpectedly, this man who once overlooked Sheqian Village and Hongtou Village actually got testicular cancer!"

"I heard, just cut there!"

"Could you still be a man if you cut it off? Ouch, my ancestors!"

"The village chief cried so sadly, it probably spread all over his body, it's a pity."
Hearing from the villagers that he had testicular cancer, the old village chief cried even more pitifully: "You are the only ones who have testicular cancer. I am very healthy!"
Wu Fan said helplessly: "Old village chief, why are you looking for death when you are so good-looking? You don't want your grandson? Are you willing to give up that little baby anchor with a thin waist and a sticky butt?"
"There's nothing I can do if I can't bear it, this time I'm doomed!"
The old village head burst into tears, the heart-piercing sound was heard throughout Shancha Valley, and even the huffy dog ​​ran back to watch the fun: "Brother, what's the matter? Why did this old pervert climb onto the roof?" "

Wu Fan said helplessly: "The old village chief wanted to commit suicide, but he still didn't jump after a long time. I don't know what kind of plane he was flying."
The huffing dog sniffed his nose and barked twice: "Brother, the old village chief still smells like alcohol. Could it be that he was drunk and drunk?"

"No, if the old village head is drunk, he will at most go to have fun, and he won't be doing as much as he is now."
Wu Fan frowned deeply, and said in a low voice: "Where did the village chief get the smell of alcohol this afternoon? Could it be last night?"
Dabao hurriedly said: "Last night! By the way, last night Grandpa went to the town to drink, and he will commit suicide as soon as he comes back in the afternoon!"

Wu Fan smiled slightly: "Well, I know what the problem is."
He waved to the village chief and said with a smile: "Old village chief, have you encountered any problems? The villagers are all here, so you may as well speak up if you have something to say!"
The old village head hurriedly said: "Who...who said I was in trouble? Wu Fan, why are you pretending to be smart, get out of here!"
Seeing that the old village chief wanted to cover up, Wu Fan smiled slightly, and instantly opened the "mind-reading pupil".

[The mind-reading pupil is successfully opened. 】

Soon, the old village head's heartfelt words came over:

"I'll go, how did Wu Fan's grandson guess that I was in trouble so quickly? I have to say, this grandson is really smart."
"Jiang Fuquan, that bastard, actually used a beauty trick to cheat me out of my money when I was drunk. That's the money that Sheqian Village and Hongtou Village jointly funded to build a new fort!"

"Damn it, didn't she want to kill me? But last night, that girl was really on point... I don't know where Jiang Fuquan found such a beautiful girl... I have to look for it next time... ..."
It turned out that the old village chief went to the town to go to the market last night and met Jiang Fuquan, a stone supplier.

Jiang Fuquan coaxed and deceived the old village head to drink, and then used a beauty trick to pour the old village head with ecstasy soup. The old village head signed the receipt certificate in a daze, and paid 14 yuan for the goods. To Jiang Fuquan!

When the old village chief woke up, he realized that he had been fooled.

But he played with the woman and drank the wine. The old guy had to be dumb and eat coptis. After returning home, he couldn't think of a good way to deal with it.

"So that's what happened. It seems that I have to do the work of the chief village chief, and here comes my chance."
After knowing the ins and outs, Wu Fan smiled: "Old village chief! Come down, if you have any difficulties, we can discuss them and solve them!"

The old village chief wept and shook his head: "It can't be solved, let me die! If I die, then it's over, and I don't need to harm others!"

Wu Fan grinned: "You are wrong! If you die, the matter has not been resolved! What should come, still has to come!"
Seeing that Wu Fan seemed to have an idea, Yan Lili couldn't help asking: "Wu Fan, do you know something?"

Wu Fan nodded, with a wicked smile on his face: "Village Chief, it doesn't matter if you don't tell me, anyway, I know the matter! If you commit suicide, I promise, I will definitely reveal what happened to you last night, and when the time comes Your coffin lid won't be able to cover it!"
"Wu Fan, you..."
The old village head was startled: "Looking at Wu Fan's ugly eyes, don't you really know what happened to me last night?"

Thinking of this, the old village head did not dare to die. After all, he lived to be more than 70 years old. If he knew that he was seeking death because of being tricked by a beauty, it would be embarrassing for his ancestors to go to the underworld.

"But... I am the head of the two villages anyway. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I go on like this? This... what should I do?"
Probably because the wine in his head hadn't fully woken up, the old village chief staggered and fell off the roof!
"oops!"

The village chief's heart was the same as his body, and immediately hung in the air: "Oh, I'm going, I don't want to die yet!"
"Dangerous!"
The villagers were so frightened that they forgot to save people for a while!

Moreover, where the old village chief fell, standing there was his grandson—Dabao!
If the body of the old village chief fell down, it would kill two birds with one stone in a matter of minutes, oh no, it would be a matter of killing two lives with one corpse!

Seeing the old village head who was about to be crushed on his head, Dabao was so frightened that his feet went limp: "Grandpa, you fucking want me to be buried with you?"
"instigate!"
Sooner or later, a bronze light passed in front of the folks!