Almighty Star System

The other end of the phone was stunned for a long time before I heard a soft voice: "Yan Ke is you?"

Yan Ke smiled and said, "Of course it's me!"

"Have you come to the imperial capital?"

"Yes, just got off the plane!"

"Then you wait, I'll finish my work, and I'll call Weiwei in a while, and the location will be Haoyoulai, No. 43 Tiangong Road! Where are you waiting for!"

After finishing speaking, He Yaqi hung up the phone.

Yan Ke touched his head, Tianhou is really enthusiastic, even the location has been chosen!
So Yan Ke hurriedly took a taxi and came to No. 43 Tiangong Road, and finally found what He Yaqi was talking about.

Yan Ke took a closer look, and it turned out to be an authentic Chinese restaurant, completely different from Yuanju Restaurant, and what greeted him was a simple and simple atmosphere.

"Sir, please come inside!" A little girl with an apron on her waist came up and said politely to Yan Ke.

Yan Ke nodded and stepped into Horus.

As soon as he walked in, Yan Ke felt a sense of nostalgia. Two thick nanmu pillars stood in the center of the restaurant, and couplets were pasted on the pillars.

"Sweet, sour, hot and cold; spring, summer, autumn and winter are satisfying." Looking at this couplet, Yan Ke nodded in satisfaction. Both the font and the content are top-notch.

"Cut, how dare you go in and come back again in this ragged clothes? How dare you comment on Master Liu's couplets without any ink in your stomach?" Seeing Yan Ke reading couplets, a young man couldn't help sneering.

Yan Ke didn't think much about it at first, but it's a pity that when this guy said it, he couldn't help but look over it. It doesn't matter, he actually has an acquaintance!

Liu Zhang!

The person who was scolded so badly by him that day!

And the person who spoke was Liu Zhang's student, Wang Qiang!
"Xiaoqiang, why do you need to be as knowledgeable as a country bumpkin?" Liu Zhang didn't look up, so he didn't realize that his apprentice was talking about Yan Ke.

The little girl said awkwardly, "Sir, why don't you sit down and order first?"

After the younger sister spoke, Liu Zhang raised his head and suddenly realized that it was Yan Ke!
The last time he went to Nanqing, he thought he could seek "justice" for Mr. Qian, so he openly attacked Yan Ke, but the result was very tragic. Yan Ke scolded him so badly!

During this period of time, he was thinking about how to cooperate with the author's friend to carry out a comprehensive encirclement and suppression of Yan Ke, but he didn't expect this product to come to his door on his own initiative, and he dared to comment on his couplet without shame?

So Liu Zhang said loudly: "Since this little brother has read my couplet, why don't you comment on it?"

Yan Ke was taken aback, your couplet?No wonder the guy just said it was Master Liu's work, and the feeling is you, Master Liu!
Only then did the diners in the store realize that the person who wrote this couplet was actually there, and someone recognized Liu Zhang's identity.

"Wow, isn't that Liu Zhang, Master Liu! I didn't expect to meet you here!" A woman said in a nympho.

"Master Liu, can you sign me?" A fan rushed forward enthusiastically.

Liu Zhang signed with a smile, then looked at Yan Ke and said, "What? Could it be that the little brother only reads No Pin?"

Yan Ke rolled his eyes, you have no taste!

A guest immediately chimed in and said, "Master Liu, how can ordinary people appreciate your works, so don't make things difficult for others."

This sounds like helping Yan Ke, but after thinking about it, isn't this just saying that Yan Ke has no taste?

Moreover, Yan Ke was not from the imperial capital, spoke with a Nanqing accent, and was not well-known, so the people present naturally wanted to help Liu Zhang.

Wang Qiang also disdainfully said: "Haoyoulai is the best Chinese restaurant in the imperial capital, how can you allow such a person to enter? Don't you have a lower limit?"

The little girl's face was ashen, it is indeed the best Chinese restaurant in the imperial capital, but it is definitely not a place that judges people by their appearance.Although Yan Ke doesn't seem to have much money, they will never turn away customers!

Yan Ke is angry, it's fine if you despise me, why did you put someone else's little girl in?
So Yan Ke suddenly said: "It turns out to be Master Liu, who has been admiring him for a long time! I wonder if the master went to Nanqing last time, did he gain a lot?"

As soon as Nanqing was mentioned, Liu Zhang's face turned green, and he snorted coldly, "Hmph, it's nothing more than a trick! You should taste this couplet to be serious!"

"Yes, if you can taste the charm of this couplet, we will obey you, otherwise you will get out and don't hinder us here!" A guest said angrily.

Yan Ke glared at the man, and the man immediately shut up, after all, Yan Ke's eyes are murderous now...

"Don't you want me to taste this couplet? Then I'll talk about it!" Yan Ke coughed dryly, then walked slowly to the pillar.

Liu Zhang laughed, what about couplets?Just by you?Don't think that you can write a few poems, so you dare to insert two green onions to pretend to be an image. I have devoted myself to studying the couplets for decades and then wrote the couplets. You can taste them in a short while?When I was eating rice!
Yan Ke walked back and forth between the two pillars, and Guo Le didn't speak for a while.

Wang Qiang was unwilling, and said loudly: "I said, you are really good, don't talk about it."

"That's right, taste it quickly, we don't blame you if you don't taste it, after all, it's Master Liu's work!" said a guest.

Yan Ke stopped, then shook his head, not speaking.

"Boy, what do you mean?" Liu Zhang asked with a sneer.

"Master Liu, do you want me to tell the truth or lie?" Yan Ke asked suddenly.

"Of course I'm telling the truth." Everyone said.

Yan Ke shrugged his shoulders and said: "I can tell the truth, but Master Liu, don't get angry for a while!"

So Yan Ke came to the pillar again and said loudly: "Hot, hot, sour, and sweet, but they only contain two flavors, while spring, summer, autumn and winter contain the four seasons, so this couplet is not a confrontation. And there are ambiguities in everything. What is it?" Mianmian? This is placed in a restaurant, and others will easily misunderstand that it is a noodle restaurant. The following is just a formal confrontation, and its core meaning is quite different from that of Mianmianchi! So in my opinion, this couplet is It’s rubbish! It’s okay to put it in the stall outside, but it’s an insult to Hao You Lai’s reputation if it’s placed inside!”

Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard this, they didn't expect Yan Ke to really know how to taste couplets, and they tasted quite well!And what they didn't expect was that Yan Ke directly denounced Liu Zhang's couplet as rubbish!

This is a bit embarrassing, you are not famous at all, and you stand up and say that the couplets of other masters are rubbish?This is Bo out of place!

Liu Zhang was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and said angrily: "This couplet has been hanging here for many years, and no one has ever dared to call it rubbish! How dare you call it rubbish, a young boy? Are you saying Don't all of you have taste?"

When Liu Zhang said this, he immediately attracted everyone, just kidding, are we people without taste?of course not!So this could be Yan Ke's lack of taste!
Seeing everyone's contemptuous looks, Yan Ke laughed and said, "Of course I'm not saying that you have no taste! On the contrary, it's that you have too much taste!"

Everyone was taken aback, what's going on?
"I say you have good taste because you have already seen that this couplet is rubbish, but you don't want to say it in front of the other author. This is giving him face, so I say you have good taste!" Yan Ke laughed. .

Everyone nodded, that's why!

what!
wrong!

Doesn't this mean that the couplets written by Liu Zhang are really rubbish?Others are still here!

So everyone shook their heads immediately!

He shook his head and nodded again, Liu Zhang was so angry that his seven orifices smoked, and he said angrily: "You brat can't taste, so don't mess with it!"

"That's right, stop talking nonsense here!" Wang Qiang said loudly.

Yan Ke shrugged and said: "Well, you told me to tell the truth. If you asked me to tell lies, I would say, 'This couplet is good, how neat it is, it is completely a masterpiece, unprecedented and unprecedented. Ah, if there is no one before, there will be no one to come after', how much face Master Liu would have!"

Everyone was amused by Yan Ke's humor, and the more they watched, the more pleasing they were!
Liu Zhang's eyes were about to explode with anger, and he said angrily: "Little thing, don't take advantage of your tongue here! You say my couplet is rubbish, you have the ability to write a couplet! If everyone agrees, I will Just admit that my couplet is rubbish!"

Everyone nodded when they heard the words, thinking that Liu Zhang's words made sense.

"Ms. Liu, do you want me to tell the truth or lie?" Yan Ke asked again.

Liu Zhang said angrily, "Of course I'm telling the truth!"

Yan Ke immediately said: "To be honest, I could write a couplet like yours when I was three years old..."

puff!
A guest immediately spit out the tea he just drank, thinking that Yan Ke is either a lunatic or a genius, writing such a couplet at the age of three?You thought you were a child prodigy!

Liu Zhang was very angry and laughed back: "You are capable, then you can try to write one!"

"Ahem, let me try?" Yan Ke chuckled, and then asked the restaurant staff to borrow a pen and paper.

Then Yan Ke bought a lot of calligraphy skill books in the system mall to ensure that the current calligraphy skills are good!
Then Yan Ke spread out the paper, picked up the brush, and began to think.

"What are you still thinking about? Delaying time?" Wang Qiang said with contempt.

Yan Ke didn't pay attention to him, but just picked up a pen and wrote as soon as his eyes lit up;

Come in early, come in late, come in sooner or later; eat more, eat less, eat more!
After finishing writing, Wang Qiang suddenly laughed: "Haha, this is your couplet? This is too straightforward! If others don't know, they think it was written by a three-year-old child!"

"Master Liu, what do you think of this couplet?" Yan Ke put down his brush and asked loudly.

Liu Zhang's face was livid. In terms of smoothness, Yan Ke's painting is indeed much better than his. After all, the writing is not difficult, and anyone who has read the book knows it.

The key is implication, and there are many couplets in Yan Ke.

The first half is a bit domineering, that is to say, if you pass by, don't hesitate, you will come in anyway sooner or later!

The second half is very tactful, that is to say, as long as the guests come in, don't hesitate, eat as much as you want!
This domineering and euphemistic, the charm immediately came out!
The key is that this couplet is suitable for all ages, men and women, and both refined and popular!

This is the true meaning of couplets!