Almighty Star System
Chapter 7 Curse!
"What? You want to hit someone?"
Seeing Yan Ke standing up, Yang Yuan snorted coldly, threw away his helmet, rolled up his sleeves, and was ready to strike.
Unexpectedly, Yan Ke just stretched his waist, and murmured: "What are you doing? I just don't bother to be with animals. I just stand up and take a breath of fresh air."
"Fuck, who are you calling a beast!" Yang Yuan said angrily.
Yan Ke: "Whoever is a beast will agree."
"Pooh!"
Yang Yuan clenched his fist, but he endured it immediately. He also scolded others before, and such swear words were child's play to him.
So Yang Yuan retorted: "Hmph, stop bickering with me, when I scolded people, you didn't know you were still playing in the mud!"
Yan Ke: "It turns out that Brother Yang is so powerful at cursing people, I have admired him for a long time! But I have heard of a person who should be even stronger than you!"
Yang Yuan expressed dissatisfaction. Is there anyone better at cursing than himself? "I think you are talking nonsense?"
Yan Ke: "That was when I went to the hospital yesterday, and the doctor said that I had been to a patient before and got a very strange disease."
Wang Gang: "What disease?"
Yan Ke: "I don't know what the disease is. The doctor just said that the patient's disease is very strange. He said that what he eats and what he poops, his body is not normal at all."
Another worker: "Is your body abnormal?"
Yan Ke: "Of course, think about it, you drank porridge in the morning, and ended up pulling out a bowl of porridge. If you ate a bowl of noodles at night, wouldn't it become ramen?"
"That's true." The workers nodded.
Another worker: "What did the doctor say? Has the disease been cured?"
Yan Ke: "The doctor said that this disease is difficult and difficult, and it is simple and simple."
"How simple?"
Yan Ke was serious: "You think about it, don't you want your body to return to normal? Isn't it just to shit out, just eat shit?".
Wang Gang smiled from ear to ear: "Xiao...Xiao Yan, you...you are too hurt."
Yan Ke didn't smile, but was very serious: "The next day, that patient went to the doctor again, and the doctor was so confused.
The doctor asked him, "Why is your mouth so smelly?"
The patient replied, "I did what you told me, and it really worked. I pooped after eating shit, and my body has become normal! You are a miracle doctor!"
Wang Gang came to his senses: "So that's the case. I said why some people's mouths are so stinky. It turns out that they ate it..."
Yang Yuan originally thought that Yan Ke would name a powerful person, but unexpectedly, he was put aside by Yan Ke, and he couldn't help but glared at Yan Ke.
Seeing that Yang Yuan was very angry, Yan Ke said: "How about Brother Yang, this person is better than you!"
"Hmph, you don't have a tutor, how dare you insult our brother Yang? I think you have eaten the lady's shit, so that the lady treats you differently?" The worker opposite said sarcastically.
Yan Ke retorted without hesitation: "I'm afraid you don't even have the qualifications to eat shit?"
"You..." The man was choked speechless.
"Hmph, dogs can't get ivory out of their mouths!" cursed another.
"Spit one out and show me." Yan Ke immediately shot back.
"You gave birth to a son without an ass hole!" Another person scolded back.
"Your son has an asshole on his face!" Yan Ke shot back again.
Yang Yuan couldn't stand it anymore, and said with contempt: "Hmph, you are the one in charge, and you insult the workers in public!"
Yan Ke said: "If people don't offend me, I won't offend. If people offend me, I will offend! I don't care if you are Tang Hua's leg, but if you offend me, I will ruin your reputation!"
Yang Yuan's face changed, never thought that Yan Ke could see through the layout at a glance.
But at this moment, it was hard to get off the tiger, so he bit the bullet and said: "You talk nonsense, don't care about Tang Hua!"
"Stuttering yellow? Shit is yellow. So you have really eaten Xiang! Your perseverance, Yan admires! Admire!" Yan Ke gave a thumbs up.
"Stupid pig! Stupid!"
The workers behind Yang Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, they completely broke out their prehistoric power, and blurted out all kinds of dirty words.
"You are the stupid pig! You are all stupid pigs! Your whole family is stupid pigs!
No wonder your grandpa told you to practice swords but you quit, but you just wanted to practice swords.
You fucking still use the sword but don't practice the sword!A golden sword does not practice a silver sword! "Yan Ke fought back.
"You're the cheapest!" The man blushed.
"No, I have never practiced swords. But you, you have practiced swords for many years. You could have become a sword fairy or even a sword master, but if you don't do it, you have to be a swordsman! In this way, you can become a swordsman. People become one!" Yan Ke scolded.
The person who was scolded immediately turned off the fire, thinking about how to scold Yan Ke back.
The other person immediately picked up the fire and insulted: "You look so ugly, is it because your mother didn't have a prenatal checkup?"
Yan Ke rolled his eyes, although we are not handsome, we are better than you, right? "Oh, it turns out that your mother did a prenatal checkup, threw away the placenta and left the umbilical cord, no wonder such an ugly thing like you grew up.
But I'm not saying you, it's not your fault for being ugly, but it's your fault for being scary. "
So turn it off again.
"It's better for others to be ugly than you to eat soft food!" another worker said.
"Which of your eyes sees that the food I eat is soft? If you are all soft, then I can only say that you have sharp eyes!
If you say that you are all tough guys, it only means that you are blind!For someone like you who is blind and still sticks to his post, I thank you on behalf of the company!I will burn more paper on your grave every year! "
……
Gradually, the insults decreased, and everyone was speechless after being scolded by Yan Ke, only Yang Yuan was still insisting.
"I bought a watch last year!" Yang Yuan opened his mouth to speak a fashionable buzzword.
"What watch?" Yan Ke asked curiously.
Yang Yuan frowned, it didn't make sense that Yan Ke couldn't understand this, why did he ask what the watch was?
But then Yang Yuan came to his senses, isn't "Shabiao" the same as "SB"!
"You are an idiot!" Yang Yuan said angrily.
After hearing this, Yan Ke suddenly realized, and admired: "So you are so filial, you bought a stopwatch for your mother!"
"Stopwatch?"
Yang Yuan instantly understood that this was another scolding "MB", and was so angry that he almost fell off the bar.
Seeing that the opponents all died down, Yan Ke put his hands on his hips, and said earnestly: "Brothers, enough scolding is enough, and we will never fight with beasts again.
If you win, you are more beast than beast.If you lose, you are worse than a beast.If it's a tie, what's the difference between you and a beast?
And for such idiots, we are unreasonable, because they will forcibly pull your IQ to the same level as theirs, and then use years of real cheap experience to defeat you!so……"
While everyone was waiting for Yan Ke to make a concluding statement, Yan Ke suddenly increased his volume and said, "Crane! Hurry up and hang the square bar upstairs!"
The tower crane master has been forced by Yan Ke's momentum, his mind is blank, and he is trembling when driving the tower crane.
Yang Yuan watched Fang Tiao being hoisted away, but he was helpless. He couldn't scold Yan Ke, and he didn't take reason. After all, Fang Tiao was on someone else's construction site.
The key is the key!
This pairing is really his!
It was Tang Hua who negotiated to deal with Yan Ke, who moved here from his construction site last night!
Isn't this fucking a steal?No, I have to find Tang Hua for loss!
Thinking of this, Yang Yuan was taken aback!
what happened?How could our most swearing leader be defeated by a fledgling kid?Why are you so convinced?
"Haha, thank you, Brother Yang, for accompanying me in acting, and for giving me a bunch of square bars, which are almost enough materials for building the next floor!" Yan Ke thanked loudly.
Yang Yuan frowns, your sister has enough materials, but my father's materials are not enough!
and many more!
wrong!
acting?
When did we start acting?
Yang Yuan raised his head and saw Tang Hua glaring at him.
your sister!This kid was so good that he acted like a good boy. With one sentence, he provoked the years of friendship between him and Tang Hua.
It's okay to have friendship with Tang Hua, but Tang Hua's brother-in-law is finance, so you can't just offend him!
"Brother Tang..." Yang Yuan hurried over to explain, obviously Tang Hua was angry, and walked sideways.
………………
"Hahahaha!"
When they came upstairs, Wang Gang and others couldn't breathe from laughing.
"Yan... Brother Yan, I didn't see it. You are usually as gentle as you, but you can scold people in the same way. Where did you learn it?" A worker friend asked curiously.
"Self-taught." Yan Ke said nonsense.
"Brother Yan is a genius, he speaks so many curse words, someone Yuan admires him." A worker surnamed Yuan said.
"I think you are really from Yuanmou..." Yan Ke said casually.
Many migrant workers are not highly educated, and they don't know who Yuanmou people are.But a few had been through high school and immediately burst out laughing.
The man looked curiously, and after hearing the explanation, the man blushed and said loudly, "I...I...I want to fight you!"
Yan Ke shrugged and said, "Duel with me? That's ok, wait until you evolve for thousands of years."
puff……
The workers laughed from ear to ear. They felt that Yan Ke was too funny today, and they were completely different from before.
But they prefer this kind of Yan Ke, because following such a leader will never suffer!
On the way back to the dormitory, Yan Ke turned on the Almighty Star system and found that his reputation had risen to 580 points. The scolding battle in the morning must have alarmed the entire construction site.
"It's only more than 500, and the reputation grows too slowly. If this continues, it will not be enough to make up [-] million points in a few hundred years!" Yan Ke clenched his fists. If it is less than [-] million points, he will not be able to cure his mother's leg disease.
"The construction site is too limited, no matter how big the momentum is, only a few hundred people will know about it." Yan Ke muttered to himself, he needs a bigger stage!
Just as Yan Ke was thinking about the way out, a figure suddenly appeared in front of him.
Taking a closer look, isn't this Xiongzi's sister, Zhao Feiyue?
So Yan Ke touched the bouncing little heart, and said speechlessly: "I said big sister, when you come out, can you make a noise, don't you know that people who scare people can scare people to death!"
"follow me!"
Zhao Feiyue turned around and left without saying much.
Yan Ke swallowed, did she fancy herself?Who is going to be with me in the middle of the night?
Thinking of this, Yan Ke was still a little excited.
But we are a virgin anyway, so be reserved!reserved!
Seeing Yan Ke standing up, Yang Yuan snorted coldly, threw away his helmet, rolled up his sleeves, and was ready to strike.
Unexpectedly, Yan Ke just stretched his waist, and murmured: "What are you doing? I just don't bother to be with animals. I just stand up and take a breath of fresh air."
"Fuck, who are you calling a beast!" Yang Yuan said angrily.
Yan Ke: "Whoever is a beast will agree."
"Pooh!"
Yang Yuan clenched his fist, but he endured it immediately. He also scolded others before, and such swear words were child's play to him.
So Yang Yuan retorted: "Hmph, stop bickering with me, when I scolded people, you didn't know you were still playing in the mud!"
Yan Ke: "It turns out that Brother Yang is so powerful at cursing people, I have admired him for a long time! But I have heard of a person who should be even stronger than you!"
Yang Yuan expressed dissatisfaction. Is there anyone better at cursing than himself? "I think you are talking nonsense?"
Yan Ke: "That was when I went to the hospital yesterday, and the doctor said that I had been to a patient before and got a very strange disease."
Wang Gang: "What disease?"
Yan Ke: "I don't know what the disease is. The doctor just said that the patient's disease is very strange. He said that what he eats and what he poops, his body is not normal at all."
Another worker: "Is your body abnormal?"
Yan Ke: "Of course, think about it, you drank porridge in the morning, and ended up pulling out a bowl of porridge. If you ate a bowl of noodles at night, wouldn't it become ramen?"
"That's true." The workers nodded.
Another worker: "What did the doctor say? Has the disease been cured?"
Yan Ke: "The doctor said that this disease is difficult and difficult, and it is simple and simple."
"How simple?"
Yan Ke was serious: "You think about it, don't you want your body to return to normal? Isn't it just to shit out, just eat shit?".
Wang Gang smiled from ear to ear: "Xiao...Xiao Yan, you...you are too hurt."
Yan Ke didn't smile, but was very serious: "The next day, that patient went to the doctor again, and the doctor was so confused.
The doctor asked him, "Why is your mouth so smelly?"
The patient replied, "I did what you told me, and it really worked. I pooped after eating shit, and my body has become normal! You are a miracle doctor!"
Wang Gang came to his senses: "So that's the case. I said why some people's mouths are so stinky. It turns out that they ate it..."
Yang Yuan originally thought that Yan Ke would name a powerful person, but unexpectedly, he was put aside by Yan Ke, and he couldn't help but glared at Yan Ke.
Seeing that Yang Yuan was very angry, Yan Ke said: "How about Brother Yang, this person is better than you!"
"Hmph, you don't have a tutor, how dare you insult our brother Yang? I think you have eaten the lady's shit, so that the lady treats you differently?" The worker opposite said sarcastically.
Yan Ke retorted without hesitation: "I'm afraid you don't even have the qualifications to eat shit?"
"You..." The man was choked speechless.
"Hmph, dogs can't get ivory out of their mouths!" cursed another.
"Spit one out and show me." Yan Ke immediately shot back.
"You gave birth to a son without an ass hole!" Another person scolded back.
"Your son has an asshole on his face!" Yan Ke shot back again.
Yang Yuan couldn't stand it anymore, and said with contempt: "Hmph, you are the one in charge, and you insult the workers in public!"
Yan Ke said: "If people don't offend me, I won't offend. If people offend me, I will offend! I don't care if you are Tang Hua's leg, but if you offend me, I will ruin your reputation!"
Yang Yuan's face changed, never thought that Yan Ke could see through the layout at a glance.
But at this moment, it was hard to get off the tiger, so he bit the bullet and said: "You talk nonsense, don't care about Tang Hua!"
"Stuttering yellow? Shit is yellow. So you have really eaten Xiang! Your perseverance, Yan admires! Admire!" Yan Ke gave a thumbs up.
"Stupid pig! Stupid!"
The workers behind Yang Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, they completely broke out their prehistoric power, and blurted out all kinds of dirty words.
"You are the stupid pig! You are all stupid pigs! Your whole family is stupid pigs!
No wonder your grandpa told you to practice swords but you quit, but you just wanted to practice swords.
You fucking still use the sword but don't practice the sword!A golden sword does not practice a silver sword! "Yan Ke fought back.
"You're the cheapest!" The man blushed.
"No, I have never practiced swords. But you, you have practiced swords for many years. You could have become a sword fairy or even a sword master, but if you don't do it, you have to be a swordsman! In this way, you can become a swordsman. People become one!" Yan Ke scolded.
The person who was scolded immediately turned off the fire, thinking about how to scold Yan Ke back.
The other person immediately picked up the fire and insulted: "You look so ugly, is it because your mother didn't have a prenatal checkup?"
Yan Ke rolled his eyes, although we are not handsome, we are better than you, right? "Oh, it turns out that your mother did a prenatal checkup, threw away the placenta and left the umbilical cord, no wonder such an ugly thing like you grew up.
But I'm not saying you, it's not your fault for being ugly, but it's your fault for being scary. "
So turn it off again.
"It's better for others to be ugly than you to eat soft food!" another worker said.
"Which of your eyes sees that the food I eat is soft? If you are all soft, then I can only say that you have sharp eyes!
If you say that you are all tough guys, it only means that you are blind!For someone like you who is blind and still sticks to his post, I thank you on behalf of the company!I will burn more paper on your grave every year! "
……
Gradually, the insults decreased, and everyone was speechless after being scolded by Yan Ke, only Yang Yuan was still insisting.
"I bought a watch last year!" Yang Yuan opened his mouth to speak a fashionable buzzword.
"What watch?" Yan Ke asked curiously.
Yang Yuan frowned, it didn't make sense that Yan Ke couldn't understand this, why did he ask what the watch was?
But then Yang Yuan came to his senses, isn't "Shabiao" the same as "SB"!
"You are an idiot!" Yang Yuan said angrily.
After hearing this, Yan Ke suddenly realized, and admired: "So you are so filial, you bought a stopwatch for your mother!"
"Stopwatch?"
Yang Yuan instantly understood that this was another scolding "MB", and was so angry that he almost fell off the bar.
Seeing that the opponents all died down, Yan Ke put his hands on his hips, and said earnestly: "Brothers, enough scolding is enough, and we will never fight with beasts again.
If you win, you are more beast than beast.If you lose, you are worse than a beast.If it's a tie, what's the difference between you and a beast?
And for such idiots, we are unreasonable, because they will forcibly pull your IQ to the same level as theirs, and then use years of real cheap experience to defeat you!so……"
While everyone was waiting for Yan Ke to make a concluding statement, Yan Ke suddenly increased his volume and said, "Crane! Hurry up and hang the square bar upstairs!"
The tower crane master has been forced by Yan Ke's momentum, his mind is blank, and he is trembling when driving the tower crane.
Yang Yuan watched Fang Tiao being hoisted away, but he was helpless. He couldn't scold Yan Ke, and he didn't take reason. After all, Fang Tiao was on someone else's construction site.
The key is the key!
This pairing is really his!
It was Tang Hua who negotiated to deal with Yan Ke, who moved here from his construction site last night!
Isn't this fucking a steal?No, I have to find Tang Hua for loss!
Thinking of this, Yang Yuan was taken aback!
what happened?How could our most swearing leader be defeated by a fledgling kid?Why are you so convinced?
"Haha, thank you, Brother Yang, for accompanying me in acting, and for giving me a bunch of square bars, which are almost enough materials for building the next floor!" Yan Ke thanked loudly.
Yang Yuan frowns, your sister has enough materials, but my father's materials are not enough!
and many more!
wrong!
acting?
When did we start acting?
Yang Yuan raised his head and saw Tang Hua glaring at him.
your sister!This kid was so good that he acted like a good boy. With one sentence, he provoked the years of friendship between him and Tang Hua.
It's okay to have friendship with Tang Hua, but Tang Hua's brother-in-law is finance, so you can't just offend him!
"Brother Tang..." Yang Yuan hurried over to explain, obviously Tang Hua was angry, and walked sideways.
………………
"Hahahaha!"
When they came upstairs, Wang Gang and others couldn't breathe from laughing.
"Yan... Brother Yan, I didn't see it. You are usually as gentle as you, but you can scold people in the same way. Where did you learn it?" A worker friend asked curiously.
"Self-taught." Yan Ke said nonsense.
"Brother Yan is a genius, he speaks so many curse words, someone Yuan admires him." A worker surnamed Yuan said.
"I think you are really from Yuanmou..." Yan Ke said casually.
Many migrant workers are not highly educated, and they don't know who Yuanmou people are.But a few had been through high school and immediately burst out laughing.
The man looked curiously, and after hearing the explanation, the man blushed and said loudly, "I...I...I want to fight you!"
Yan Ke shrugged and said, "Duel with me? That's ok, wait until you evolve for thousands of years."
puff……
The workers laughed from ear to ear. They felt that Yan Ke was too funny today, and they were completely different from before.
But they prefer this kind of Yan Ke, because following such a leader will never suffer!
On the way back to the dormitory, Yan Ke turned on the Almighty Star system and found that his reputation had risen to 580 points. The scolding battle in the morning must have alarmed the entire construction site.
"It's only more than 500, and the reputation grows too slowly. If this continues, it will not be enough to make up [-] million points in a few hundred years!" Yan Ke clenched his fists. If it is less than [-] million points, he will not be able to cure his mother's leg disease.
"The construction site is too limited, no matter how big the momentum is, only a few hundred people will know about it." Yan Ke muttered to himself, he needs a bigger stage!
Just as Yan Ke was thinking about the way out, a figure suddenly appeared in front of him.
Taking a closer look, isn't this Xiongzi's sister, Zhao Feiyue?
So Yan Ke touched the bouncing little heart, and said speechlessly: "I said big sister, when you come out, can you make a noise, don't you know that people who scare people can scare people to death!"
"follow me!"
Zhao Feiyue turned around and left without saying much.
Yan Ke swallowed, did she fancy herself?Who is going to be with me in the middle of the night?
Thinking of this, Yan Ke was still a little excited.
But we are a virgin anyway, so be reserved!reserved!
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