Teacher Li?
Song Dynasty No.1 Ji Li Shishi?Even the emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty loves a big beauty?
Seeing Cui Yu's serious, tough, courageous and sullen expression, Tang Xiaobao couldn't help but twitched his mouth, "Master Cui, are you serious?"
"Yes, I love her madly. He is the only motivation for me to persevere in this dark world. Every time in the dead of night, when I think of Shishi's peerless face, my blood boils..."
Tang Xiaobao figured it out, this is the classic story of Yi Diaosi secretly falling in love with the goddess.
"How does Li Shishi treat you?" He asked.
"She has never looked at me directly, I just look like me. Hey, how do you get to this point? Disrupting the order of the underworld is a capital crime, even if you have the aura of a wheel-running king." Cui Yu knew that he had said too much. , regained his serious face.
"I made Li Shishi fall in love with you and brought her to see you. You can help me settle the matter of repaying the dead." Hearing this, Tang Xiaobao had already guessed the mission intention of the treasure box system, and suddenly smiled, confidently and confidently. is attractive.
Cui Yu was taken aback, his face flushed suddenly, "How is this possible? She is such a noble goddess?"
"There's nothing impossible about this. I can even return the dead to life." Tang Xiaobao looked directly at Cui Yu, watching the changes on his face.
"Really? If you can really make me and Shishi a success, then, then I, Cui Yu, will be yours." Cui Yu's gaffe proved that he was deeply infatuated with Li Shishi.
"Haha, Master Cui, I didn't ask you to do something against your conscience. You must be more aware of the situation in the underworld than I am. There are only so many right and wrong in the area under the management of Zhong Kui. Do you think you can keep going?" Is it fair?" After finishing speaking, Tang Xiaobao handed Cui Yu a skin whitening pill he bought from the Universe Supermarket, and handed it to Cui Yu, "This pill has a whitening effect. When you see a girl, you should always be more handsome."
Then, Tang Xiaobao turned and left. Cui Yu stretched out his hand, wanting to stop him, but glanced at the pill in his hand, and didn't make a sound.
He felt that Tang Xiaobao gave him a special temperament, which made him admire. Thinking of Tang Xiaobao's words just now, Cui Yu fell into deep thought.
Leaving Cui's mansion, Tang Xiaobao directly entered the treasure box space. He came to the computer and saw that the chat comments on the Taobao store were already 99+. When he opened it, it turned out that the beauties inside had already become a swarm of bees.
Xi Shi: "Why isn't Xiaobao online yet? I want that LV bag. It matches the clothes perfectly. It's a perfect match."
Diao Chan: "Sister, just have one. You have to think about my sister. After hundreds of years, there is someone in the underworld who can directly open a Taobao store. Let us take one first."
Xi Shi: "Why, who knows if Brother Tang will continue to manage the slave family? People like us, who remember us after thousands of years. Burn us a beautiful dress?"
Wang Zhaojun: "So what if someone burns it? You haven't been confiscated by the green ghost. That ugly monster will be bombarded by the sky thunder sooner or later."
Yang Yuhuan: "Let's accumulate Yangshou if you have nothing to do, do more good deeds for the poor, and use your Yangshou to buy more Taobao treasures."
Diao Chan: "Sister Yang is right. I still have one year to live here, and I plan to buy that LV bag, but Brother Tang has been offline all the time, so I can't agree to buy it. I'm so anxious."
Master Li: "My sisters, brother Tang can be regarded as our savior. If he asks me to do anything in the future, I will be willing!"
"..."
Seeing this, Tang Xiaobao smiled slightly, and immediately chatted with Li Shishi privately, "If you want an LV bag, I will give it to you first."
Li Shishi was flattered, "Brother Tang, is it true? My reputation is not comparable to the four beauties. I will do whatever you want me to do." There was a shy emoji on the back.
"I want your soul to meet someone in a dream." Tang Xiaobao cut to the chase.
"Meet someone? Who?" Li Shishi asked.
"Cui Yu."
"I don't want to meet. Our physiques are incompatible, and our souls will fly away when we meet. Besides, he is so ugly, what do you do if you see him." Li Shishi was absolutely unwilling.
Tang Xiaobao already had an idea, "I have the soul-entering-dream method, which can prevent your physiques from being incompatible. Also, as long as you promise to meet Cui Yu with me, you will become a VIP member of Taobao store in the future, and you can get a 7% discount on any product." Tang Xiaobao After discovering the VIP function of the Taobao store, he spoke to Mr. Li confidently.
"Really?" Over there, Li Shishi was so excited that he almost fainted. You must know that these ancient beauties have long lost their yangshou. It is very difficult to find yangshou.
After Xi Shi put on that women's dress from the Taobao store, she was so beautiful and charming that Li Shishi was already envious to death.
So, hearing what Tang Xiaobao said, he immediately nodded in agreement.
According to the agreed place, after Li Shishi met Tang Xiaobao himself, she felt that her decision must be right.
Tang Xiaobao gave Li Shishi a bottle of cosmic whitening cream on the spot, which moved Li Shishi to death. On the spot, Tang Xiaobao used the soul-entering-dream method to bring her soul out and enter Cui Yu's dream.
There is also a small episode here, Tang Xiaobao put Cui Yu to sleep, ready to fall asleep.Cui Yu was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep. He drank a thousand sleeping pills before falling into a deep sleep.
Tang Xiaobao didn't know what happened next, he just looked at the sleeping Cui Yu with a shy expression on his face.
……
The next day, Tang Xiaobao and Cui Yu met Zhong Kui together.
Cui Yu still had an upright expression on his face, "Zhong Kui, I found out yesterday that Meng Yang, who was still alive, was my negligence and forgot that he still had one year to live. This matter has nothing to do with this Mr. Tang."
Cui Yu's inspection results caught Zhong Kui by surprise, but he also knew that Cui Yu had great power in his hands, so he forced a smile on his face, "Since Judge Cui said it has nothing to do with Tang Xiaobao, then it must be all right, Mr. Tang, you are shocked!"
Niutou and Hei Wuchang who were watching were surprised and delighted that Tang Xiaobao had such a great ability to let Judge Cui, who was in charge of life and death, absolve him of the crime.
"My lord, this Tang Xiaobao can't be kept! He can let the old-fashioned Cui Yu speak for him, so he must find a way to kill him." The green ghost said sinisterly.
"Well, I will leave this matter to you." Zhong Kui received instructions from above, so naturally he would not let Tang Xiaobao mess around.
"Ding dong, the host regained Cui Yu, and successfully upgraded to complete the task of saving Hei Wuchang. The system rewards the host with 2000 money, 2000 martial arts, 2000 charm, 1000 yin virtue, and a super clone of the host!"
Wow, it's so cool!
Super doppelgänger!
Song Dynasty No.1 Ji Li Shishi?Even the emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty loves a big beauty?
Seeing Cui Yu's serious, tough, courageous and sullen expression, Tang Xiaobao couldn't help but twitched his mouth, "Master Cui, are you serious?"
"Yes, I love her madly. He is the only motivation for me to persevere in this dark world. Every time in the dead of night, when I think of Shishi's peerless face, my blood boils..."
Tang Xiaobao figured it out, this is the classic story of Yi Diaosi secretly falling in love with the goddess.
"How does Li Shishi treat you?" He asked.
"She has never looked at me directly, I just look like me. Hey, how do you get to this point? Disrupting the order of the underworld is a capital crime, even if you have the aura of a wheel-running king." Cui Yu knew that he had said too much. , regained his serious face.
"I made Li Shishi fall in love with you and brought her to see you. You can help me settle the matter of repaying the dead." Hearing this, Tang Xiaobao had already guessed the mission intention of the treasure box system, and suddenly smiled, confidently and confidently. is attractive.
Cui Yu was taken aback, his face flushed suddenly, "How is this possible? She is such a noble goddess?"
"There's nothing impossible about this. I can even return the dead to life." Tang Xiaobao looked directly at Cui Yu, watching the changes on his face.
"Really? If you can really make me and Shishi a success, then, then I, Cui Yu, will be yours." Cui Yu's gaffe proved that he was deeply infatuated with Li Shishi.
"Haha, Master Cui, I didn't ask you to do something against your conscience. You must be more aware of the situation in the underworld than I am. There are only so many right and wrong in the area under the management of Zhong Kui. Do you think you can keep going?" Is it fair?" After finishing speaking, Tang Xiaobao handed Cui Yu a skin whitening pill he bought from the Universe Supermarket, and handed it to Cui Yu, "This pill has a whitening effect. When you see a girl, you should always be more handsome."
Then, Tang Xiaobao turned and left. Cui Yu stretched out his hand, wanting to stop him, but glanced at the pill in his hand, and didn't make a sound.
He felt that Tang Xiaobao gave him a special temperament, which made him admire. Thinking of Tang Xiaobao's words just now, Cui Yu fell into deep thought.
Leaving Cui's mansion, Tang Xiaobao directly entered the treasure box space. He came to the computer and saw that the chat comments on the Taobao store were already 99+. When he opened it, it turned out that the beauties inside had already become a swarm of bees.
Xi Shi: "Why isn't Xiaobao online yet? I want that LV bag. It matches the clothes perfectly. It's a perfect match."
Diao Chan: "Sister, just have one. You have to think about my sister. After hundreds of years, there is someone in the underworld who can directly open a Taobao store. Let us take one first."
Xi Shi: "Why, who knows if Brother Tang will continue to manage the slave family? People like us, who remember us after thousands of years. Burn us a beautiful dress?"
Wang Zhaojun: "So what if someone burns it? You haven't been confiscated by the green ghost. That ugly monster will be bombarded by the sky thunder sooner or later."
Yang Yuhuan: "Let's accumulate Yangshou if you have nothing to do, do more good deeds for the poor, and use your Yangshou to buy more Taobao treasures."
Diao Chan: "Sister Yang is right. I still have one year to live here, and I plan to buy that LV bag, but Brother Tang has been offline all the time, so I can't agree to buy it. I'm so anxious."
Master Li: "My sisters, brother Tang can be regarded as our savior. If he asks me to do anything in the future, I will be willing!"
"..."
Seeing this, Tang Xiaobao smiled slightly, and immediately chatted with Li Shishi privately, "If you want an LV bag, I will give it to you first."
Li Shishi was flattered, "Brother Tang, is it true? My reputation is not comparable to the four beauties. I will do whatever you want me to do." There was a shy emoji on the back.
"I want your soul to meet someone in a dream." Tang Xiaobao cut to the chase.
"Meet someone? Who?" Li Shishi asked.
"Cui Yu."
"I don't want to meet. Our physiques are incompatible, and our souls will fly away when we meet. Besides, he is so ugly, what do you do if you see him." Li Shishi was absolutely unwilling.
Tang Xiaobao already had an idea, "I have the soul-entering-dream method, which can prevent your physiques from being incompatible. Also, as long as you promise to meet Cui Yu with me, you will become a VIP member of Taobao store in the future, and you can get a 7% discount on any product." Tang Xiaobao After discovering the VIP function of the Taobao store, he spoke to Mr. Li confidently.
"Really?" Over there, Li Shishi was so excited that he almost fainted. You must know that these ancient beauties have long lost their yangshou. It is very difficult to find yangshou.
After Xi Shi put on that women's dress from the Taobao store, she was so beautiful and charming that Li Shishi was already envious to death.
So, hearing what Tang Xiaobao said, he immediately nodded in agreement.
According to the agreed place, after Li Shishi met Tang Xiaobao himself, she felt that her decision must be right.
Tang Xiaobao gave Li Shishi a bottle of cosmic whitening cream on the spot, which moved Li Shishi to death. On the spot, Tang Xiaobao used the soul-entering-dream method to bring her soul out and enter Cui Yu's dream.
There is also a small episode here, Tang Xiaobao put Cui Yu to sleep, ready to fall asleep.Cui Yu was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep. He drank a thousand sleeping pills before falling into a deep sleep.
Tang Xiaobao didn't know what happened next, he just looked at the sleeping Cui Yu with a shy expression on his face.
……
The next day, Tang Xiaobao and Cui Yu met Zhong Kui together.
Cui Yu still had an upright expression on his face, "Zhong Kui, I found out yesterday that Meng Yang, who was still alive, was my negligence and forgot that he still had one year to live. This matter has nothing to do with this Mr. Tang."
Cui Yu's inspection results caught Zhong Kui by surprise, but he also knew that Cui Yu had great power in his hands, so he forced a smile on his face, "Since Judge Cui said it has nothing to do with Tang Xiaobao, then it must be all right, Mr. Tang, you are shocked!"
Niutou and Hei Wuchang who were watching were surprised and delighted that Tang Xiaobao had such a great ability to let Judge Cui, who was in charge of life and death, absolve him of the crime.
"My lord, this Tang Xiaobao can't be kept! He can let the old-fashioned Cui Yu speak for him, so he must find a way to kill him." The green ghost said sinisterly.
"Well, I will leave this matter to you." Zhong Kui received instructions from above, so naturally he would not let Tang Xiaobao mess around.
"Ding dong, the host regained Cui Yu, and successfully upgraded to complete the task of saving Hei Wuchang. The system rewards the host with 2000 money, 2000 martial arts, 2000 charm, 1000 yin virtue, and a super clone of the host!"
Wow, it's so cool!
Super doppelgänger!
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