President Gao Leng falls in love with me

"Ride on my beloved small motorcycle, it will never be stuck in traffic~~"

Yan Wei hummed a cheerful song, feeling very happy!

At this moment, he was wearing a suit and leather shoes, riding a second-hand electric car, galloping through the noisy streets of Los Angeles against the dusk!

He just sold a 3000 yuan insurance policy, and now he is rushing to attend the wedding banquet of the high school goddess!

And the male pig's foot in this wedding banquet is called Yan Wei!

Crunch!

A sharp brake sound suddenly sounded!
Yan Wei braked the car suddenly, and almost bumped into the Land Rover in front!

"Are you tired of working? Do you know how much my car costs? Can you afford it if it crashes? An old thing with no eyes!"

A fat big head protruded from the driver's seat, yelling at the old man who was carrying a basket of carrots in front of the car!

The old man squinted at him, and said dissatisfiedly: "Young man, if you talk to your uncle like that, then I will lie down!"

Yan Wei is happy!

Your uncle will always be an uncle!

The old man is lying down, the owner of the Land Rover is going to bleed profusely!
However, what he didn't expect was that the car suddenly started, rubbed against the old man's body, and drove away!

The old man spun around on the spot and fell to the ground, the carrots in the basket scattered all over the ground!
"Master, are you okay?"

Yan Wei hurriedly rode to the old man and said with concern!

Unexpectedly, the old man suddenly reached out and hugged the front wheel of the electric car!

He said sharply, "You can't go—"

Yan Wei was stunned, and then his face changed drastically!

Touch porcelain?Got hacked!
"Master, have you misunderstood? It was the Land Rover that bumped into you, not me!"

Yan Wei was angry and furious!
Ten thousand mud horses whizzed by!

"You hit me! Lose money! Five hundred!"

The old man was relentless, holding on to the wheel and not letting go!

Yan Wei glanced around, pedestrians were avoiding the plague!
Call the police?Let the police handle this matter?

Wouldn't the engagement banquet at night be delayed?
Ugh!
Yan Wei sighed, and persuaded her gently: "Master, you are quite old, you have to rely on your conscience! You know who bumped into you! I was just passing by, and I am rushing to attend the wedding banquet now—"

"Wedding banquet? Are you going to get married?"

The old man interrupted him!

"Yes--"

As soon as Yan Wei blurted out his words, he regretted it!
"Five thousand! Otherwise, you will ride over me with a bicycle!"

The old lion opened his mouth wide!

Yan Wei was furious!

What's the difference between this and Ming Qiang?
Besides, don't say five thousand, even five hundred, he doesn't have it now!

At this moment, a middle-aged woman with a kind face came over!

Pointing at the old man and cursing: "It's so old! It's really shameless!"

Yan Wei was grateful when he heard this!

Finally someone spoke for me!

Emotionally said: "Auntie, you are a sensible person! I really didn't hit this old man. He was hit by the Land Rover just now. It has nothing to do with me. I was kind! And I really have no money! I just started working, and my hometown I live in the countryside, and there is a younger sister who is in high school at home. My parents are in poor health and are bedridden all year round! Tonight is my wedding banquet. My girlfriend bought the house and car, and all the expenses for the wedding banquet are From my girlfriend—"

At the end, Yan Wei's voice choked up, feeling overwhelmed!
Because every sentence he said is true, every word is true!

"Son! Don't say anything! It just so happens that I have two thousand on me, and my aunt took it for you!"

The middle-aged woman was moved, and took out a stack of red banknotes from her pocket, and wanted to hand it to the old man!

"Two thousand is two thousand! Just give the money!"

The old man said that he was about to reach out to take the money!

Yan Wei hurriedly stopped the middle-aged woman!
"Auntie! I appreciate your kindness! I think I'm unlucky!"

It's not relative, so what's the matter with asking the other party to take the money?

Yan Wei gritted her teeth, took out her mobile phone and called the goddess!
The phone is on!

"Honey! Are you at the hotel yet?"

"I'm still on my way! Well, can you transfer 2000 yuan to my WeChat?"

"Fool! We've all received the Little Red Book! Are you still acting like this? I'll transfer the money to you now! You have to hurry up! Hang up!"

A few seconds later, there was a jingle! 2000 yuan arrives!
The old man shamelessly took out his mobile phone, and said to Yan Wei who was in a daze, "Let's add friends first, and you transfer the money to me!"

Yan Wei couldn't help being overjoyed when she heard that she was added as a friend!
Here is the evidence!

When the wedding banquet is over, call the police!
2000 yuan is enough to file a case!

Scan code!add friend!transfer!
Old dog Wu? !
Yan Wei firmly remembered the other party's WeChat name!
After receiving the money, the old man stood up from the ground contentedly, and said with a smile, "Young man! You are a nice person!"

Yan Wei ignored him, but looked at the warm-hearted middle-aged woman!
"Auntie, do you have WeChat? Let's add friends!"

If the police investigate and investigate, the aunt will be the key witness!
The middle-aged aunt smiled and waved her hands: "No need! You have my wife's WeChat account is enough!"

wife?

They are husband and wife?
Yan Wei was stunned, and glared at the two of them: "You guys are too shameless! The husband and wife are cheating together?"

The smile on the middle-aged woman's face disappeared, and she said playfully: "Young man, speak civilized! Otherwise, your uncle and aunt will both lie down?!"

"Shameless!"

Yan Wei cursed, and fled quickly on the electric bike!

More than ten minutes later, Yan Wei had just arrived at the door of the hotel when there was a jingle, and a message came through WeChat!
Yan Wei took a look, her lungs exploded with anger!
Old Dog Wu: "WeChat transfer 1 yuan!"

This old dog Wu actually knows the law?
If the fraud is less than two thousand, the police will not file a case!
He was about to edit the message and curse at the other party, Dingling!

It's a group chat message!
"Wu Laogou invites you to join the purchasing agent group in the world!"

Human agent purchasing group? !

Yan Wei stared at the phone, a little dazed!
Little Tutu from Guanghan Palace: "Old Dog Wu! Where's my carrot? Bring it here quickly! The baby is starving to death! Beep!"

Old Dog Wu: From today on, all the worldly items needed by the fairies and gods in this group will be purchased by "good-looking men"!This person has a good character, a kind heart, and is trustworthy!Hope you enjoy working with him!
Nezha Third Prince: Hehe!I hope he is not as dark-hearted as you and your wife!

Giant Spirit God: Ditto!

Erlang God: Same as above!

Chang'e: Same as above!
Little Bunny from Guanghan Palace: Ditto!My carrot...beep!

……

A good-looking man is Yan Wei's WeChat name!
He was dumbfounded!

Wu Laogou dragged him into such a group and made him a purchasing agent?

Also, why is everyone in this group having such weird names?

The third prince Nezha, the giant spirit god, the Erlang god, Chang'e... these should all be pseudonyms, right?

This human purchasing agent group is probably a scam group!
Yan Wei thought to herself!

jingle!Here comes the message again!

Old Dog Wu: Is Lord Yan there?My wife Miao Cuihua and I earned enough money from reincarnation!you see?
Lord Yan Luo: Private chat...

Old Dog Wu: Great!
Little Bunny of Guanghan Palace: Lord Yan Jun!wait a minute!Don't let them reincarnate yet!They still haven't refunded me the money they paid for the carrots!

Old Dog Wu has left the group!
Miao Cuihua has withdrawn from the group!
Little Bunny from Guanghan Palace: Ahhhh!No reason! @有色Value的好男人!Carrots carrots carrots! ! !
Chang'e: Don't bully my rabbit! @有色Value的好男人!
Yan Wei was stunned!
Wu Laogou and his wife quit the group? !
The little rabbit from Guanghan Palace is looking for him for carrots!

Moreover, there is a person named Chang'e who is still helping her!
After hesitating for a moment, Yan Wei tried to send a message!
"I don't have a carrot! I'm going to find Old Dog Wu! I'm also a victim. This bastard blackmailed me for 99 just now! He and his wife quit the group, you can choose to call the police! How about we form a group? "

The information is returned almost in seconds!
Lord Yan Luo: Wu Laogou and Miao Cuihua have been reincarnated!From now on, you will be our purchasing agent for buying things in the world!Happy cooperation! @有色Value的好男人!
To be a purchasing agent?

Also buy human items?
Aren't they all human?

fraud!A bunch of liars!
Yan Wei was angry: Why?do i know you guysA shitty shopping agent group?Still reincarnated?A group of liars who cheat in groups!Just stealing the name of the gods against you, sooner or later you will suffer retribution!I won't play with you anymore!Withdrew!

Just when he wanted to quit the group!
Suddenly, a piece of current affairs news appeared on the top of the phone screen!
"Just now, in the xx park of xx street in Los Angeles, witnesses said that a man and a woman fell to the ground without warning, and they are now confirmed dead! The exact cause is unknown! Below are photos of the two of them! Someone who knew them Please get in touch with the patrol as soon as possible!"

Yan Wei frowned, stopped withdrawing from the group, and turned on the news out of habit!
The moment he saw the photo, the blood all over his body froze!
Old dog Wu?Miao Cuihua?

The photo turned out to be theirs!
They are dead!

jingle!There is a message from the purchasing agent group in the world!
Lord Yan Luo: "Immortals can enter and leave the group at will! Mortals who quit the group will die!"