President Gao Leng falls in love with me

The venue was in a mess, silent, as if the curtain had come to an end!

But Yan Wei secretly became nervous!
He broke the agreement between Western Paradise and the Great God of the Celestial Realm, how will the Great God of the Celestial Realm deal with him?

Yea!

In the dantian, Kunpeng's name sounded, as if to remind him!
The majestic power on the body disappeared, and the fire of hell also returned to calm!

Yan Wei regained her original cultivation level again!

boom!
Shi Yi kicked his ass!
"You bastard! Where did you die just now? Why did you come so late? Do you know that my innocence was almost ruined?"

Yan Wei staggered and almost fell to the ground!
This woman actually did it again!
But thinking back to what happened to her just now, Yan Wei still felt very guilty!

He stood up, smiled flatteringly and said, "I have something to do, so I say hello to you! I promise you, I will never leave you behind again!"

Shi Yi rolled his eyes at him angrily, his anger still lingering, and said coldly: "Next time, I will definitely break your third leg!"

Yan Wei's thighs suddenly felt cold, and he quickly waved his hands and said, "Don't worry! There will never be—"

Before he finished speaking, Shi Yi suddenly raised his leg and kicked him on the thigh!
boom!
Yan Wei was caught off guard and fell down again!
Now he is on fire!
"You...why did you hit someone again?"

In his opinion, Shi Yi's kick must be an opportunity to impress him in his heart!
However, the reality is quite different!
"Humph--"

Shi Yi snorted coldly, pointed at the corpses of the divine knights and said, "They are beasts! But you are not even as good as beasts! You didn't have such a good opportunity just now, no... I seriously suspect that you have no chance at all. Without me!"

When Yan Wei heard the words, she suddenly felt that the egg was broken on the ground, and she wanted to cry but had no tears!

Standing up, he said helplessly, "I just have you in my heart and respect you! That's why it's nothing! Why are you blaming me instead?"

"You shut up—"

Shi Yi seemed to be even more angry than him, his cheeks puffed up and said, "Don't think that I don't know what virtue you men have because I haven't been in love before!"

"You guys are just a group of animals that rush to their heads. When you meet a girl you like, you can't wait to get drunk and take advantage of the opportunity!"

"Just now I was much worse than drunk, it was like a piece of delicious braised pork has been delivered to your mouth, you bastard, you didn't even lick it, what kind of bullshit antidote did you come up with! Hmph ! If you have me in your heart, you will be a ghost!"

Yan Wei suddenly realized that she had made a fatal mistake!

That is to reason with women!
This is like digging a hole for yourself, and there is water and nails in the hole!
"I was wrong! I was really wrong! Everything is my fault!"

His expression was bleak, and he was weak!
Snapped!
Shi Yi raised his hand and hit him in the chest!
It hurts!But it didn't do much damage!
"Yan Wei! What's your attitude? How dare you perfunctory me? Am I making trouble for no reason?"

Yan Weiyi instantly had the urge to crash into a block of tofu!
His eyes swept around the venue, and finally landed on Shi Yi's body, and then he lay directly on the ground!
"If you want to do whatever you want to me, I will just endure it silently and never resist! You—do it!"

Shi Yi obviously didn't expect Yan Wei to do such a trick!
With a poof, it's fun!

Walked up to him in two steps in three steps, and kicked him hard!
"Look at your bear! Make me look like a hooligan! Get up! I have something to tell you!"

Yan Wei shook her head, determined not to get up!

"Forget it! I'll just lie down like this! Save yourself from hurting yourself by moving your feet!"

Shi Yi's expression darkened immediately, he lifted his foot abruptly, and placed it on top of his chest!

"I'm not married to you yet, so you won't listen to me? Believe it or not, I'll trample you to death!"

Yan Wei felt a piercing chill and knew she was not joking!

At the moment, I had to stand up with a hippie smile!
"Hey! What's the matter, just tell me, the little one will definitely die!"

Said, made a chirping gesture!
"Bastard!"

Shi glanced at him, pursed his lips into a smile, put down his legs, and said in a concentrated voice: "I heard from my master that you have become a purchasing agent for the great gods of the heavens in the world? Is it true?"

Yan Wei's face changed slightly, and he was a little surprised: "What kind of purchasing agent? Why can't I understand what you are saying?"

If he is an upstart, the purchasing agent in the world is the magic weapon and secret of his success!

He wonders if his relationship with Shi Yi is as good as that of the goddesses Ming Feixue and Gao Yanan!
So, he decided to be sloppy!
"you--"

Shi Yi's face froze, and a look of anger appeared!

Yan Wei thought she was going to do something again, and her heart trembled!
Without Kunpeng's help at this moment, he is definitely no match for this woman!
So, quickly distance yourself from her!

"If you do anything to me again, I won't be polite to you—"

"cut--"

Shi Yi glanced at him, and said displeasedly: "Why didn't you see that you were rude to me just now? Well, let's get down to business! If I guessed correctly, the identity of your purchasing agent in the world should be a man named Wu Laogou The guy passed it on to you, and his wife's name is Miao Cuihua! Am I right?"

Yan Wei was stunned when he heard the words, and lost his voice: "How do you know?"

"What's the fuss about?"

Shi Yi said impatiently: "Because I passed on their identity as purchasing agent in the world to them!"

Nani?

Yan Weiwei's face was cute, and he was even more shocked to the extreme!

What's going on with this horse?
He thought that after Wu Laogou and Miao Cuihua died, besides Xuanjizi, he was the only purchasing agent in the world!
He has always been very proud...

"You won't lie to me, will you?"

Seeing his nervous expression, Shi Yi found it funny, and said, "38, 28, 36! These are the measurements of Chang'e in the Moon Palace. If you don't believe me, you can ask her right now! But she probably won't talk to you! So you should ask her rabbit!"

This woman even knows the measurements of Fairy Chang'e?

Yan Wei's shocked eyeballs almost popped out, and she was about to ask the rabbit with her mobile phone, but when she thought that this woman was always scheming, she stopped again, pondered for a while and said, "Since you have been a purchasing agent in the world, do you know Do you know what Lord Yan of the underworld likes most?"

Only now did he realize how little he knew about the Great God of Heaven!
No wonder Xiaotiangou said that he is no match for Xuanjizi!

Shi Yi didn't even think about it, and just blurted out: "Yan Jun is an old money fanatic, he is interested in everything except money! Oh yes - he has no interest in money at all, he said this himself!"

An old money fan is the most appropriate description of Yan Jun!
Yan Wei not only believed it a little, but then asked: "What is the relationship between Xiaotiangou and Yutu?"

Shi Yi smiled, a charming and charming smile!
"The two of them are a pair of happy friends! They fight all day long, and they are not in the right shape! Oh, by the way, Xiaotiangou asked me to buy a necklace for Yutu before! I am too lazy to go shopping, so I use carrots Carved one and gave it away! The dead dog hasn't asked me to buy him anything since!"

Yan Weiwei was stunned, he didn't understand, so he asked, "Why?"

Shi Yi was a little unhappy and said: "That dead dog transferred 99 billion to me to buy a necklace for Jade Rabbit. I thought carrots should be the rabbit's favorite, so I carved a necklace out of a carrot... That carrot cost me a dollar and a half! What a price!"

Yan Wei heard the words, his head was full of black lines, and he was speechless!

99 billion was cheated like this? !
If he is the Roaring Sky Dog, he will definitely kill him from the heavens!
"Well, what else do you know?"

Shi Yi raised his eyebrows, and said quite proudly: "I know a lot now... For example, although Zhinu and Niulang had two children, they are now separated due to long-term separation. Moreover, Zhinu returned to the heaven After that, another one was born! It's a pity that it's not the cowherd's..."

Yan Weiwei looked surprised, and his curiosity arose!
"how do you know?"

With a slap, he gave it to his chest!
"You are such an idiot! The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl only meet once a year. No matter how strong the Cowherd is, he is only a mortal! Could he be hit with one shot? You know, the combination of a mortal and a god in heaven is very difficult to conceive Heirs! The reason Zhinu was able to give birth to two children was because she came to the secular world and became a mortal!"

Yan Wei thought she had heard some shocking gossip, but it turned out to be Shi Yi's speculation!
At the moment, the interest was greatly reduced, and he said a little annoyed: "I think you are slandering, we men are very strong in that respect..."

Shi Yi seemed to expect that Yan Wei would not believe it, and said with a sneer, "I have evidence! First, Zhinu once secretly asked me to buy abortion medicine. If it is the child of Cowherd, is it necessary for her to do so?"

what? !

Yan Wei was shocked!

This horse riding is too bloody, right?

It's okay for women in the secular world to do this, but even the great gods of the heavens do it?
"What about the second piece of evidence?"

Shi Yi seemed reluctant to say it, and said, "How about we talk about something else——"

Seeing Yan Wei's displeasure, she could only sigh, and continued: "Oh! Alright! Let's continue! The second evidence is that I've seen that child before, and he doesn't have any mortal aura on him. You can tell it at a glance. It is the crystallization of the great gods! Who is the specific great god? Except for the Weaver Girl, the Queen Mother probably knows about it! Later, the Queen Mother secretly sent the child to the secular world—”

"and many more--"

Yan Wei noticed the loophole in her words, interrupted her, and said, "Since the queen mother secretly sent the child away, how did you know? Also, how did you meet that child?"

Shi Yi rolled his eyes at him and said, "Of course Zhinu told me! She wanted me to take good care of that child, who was secretly sent to Kunxu by the Queen Mother!"

"After I picked it up, I fed him for a few days. After the divinity in him was annihilated under the pressure of the secular avenue, I gave him away—if you don't believe me, I can take you there right now. Find that child! He must be six years old now, right?"

Yan Wei shook her head!

"never mind……"

How can he have that time now?
What's more, so what if we are sure that what Shi Yi said is true?
He has a lot of unresolved messes now!

The first one is the Jiang family!
The second is Jinmen. I wonder if Master Zhiguang can withstand the harassment of the Sakura Kingdom ninjas!

The third thing is that the hidden Zongmen martial artist is about to be born, which is definitely not a good thing for the secular world!

The fourth thing is to find Sister Shuang as soon as possible. If she is captured by the people in the hidden world branch of Western Paradise and sent to the main altar of Heaven, it will be too late!

Also, what does the great god of the heavens think of him killing the soul of the paladin this time? I wonder if it is true that they will not tolerate him as the remnant soul of the five-winged angel said!

Seeing Yan Wei's sad face, Shi Yi smiled, and said with a smile: "Shall I tell you the gossip of the great god of the heavens? There is something more exciting than Zhinu Hongxing's affair! For example, the husband and wife of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother Lived, their seven daughters have fun in their boudoirs, and—”

Yan Wei quickly waved her hand and said, "Stop it! I believe it! I believe you have also been a purchasing agent in the world! But, I am a little curious, why didn't you do it?"

It is a great opportunity to be able to serve the great God of the heavens!

If he didn't have the identity of a purchasing agent in the world, he and Ming Feixue might have fallen apart. Perhaps, he is not even as good as a dick now!

Shi Yi immediately put on an extremely disdainful expression, and sneered, "I don't want to be a slave to those great gods in the heavens! Although they are superior, they are no different from us! They should have a lot of bad roots! If there is any The difference is that their cultivation base is higher than us ascetics! But they are not the ultimate existence on the path of cultivation!"

If it was in the past, Yan Wei would definitely refute when he heard these words, but now it is different!
He has had a lot of contact with the great gods of the heavens, Yutu, Roaring Dog, Fairy Chang'e, Yan Jun... These great gods seem to be similar to what Shi Yi said, and they are no different from people!
Yutu and Xiaotiangou are just a little out of line and love to mess around!

Fairy Chang'e doesn't want to owe favors!
Yan Jun loves money like his life!

Which of these characteristics has not been reflected in human beings?
He looked at Shi Yi and said with a smile: "So you just gave away the identity of purchasing agent in the world? To Wu Laogou and his wife Miao Cuihua?"

A sly smile appeared on Shi Yiqiao's face, and he waved his right index finger in front of him: "No! You are wrong! The reason why I chose Wu Laogou and his wife Miao Cuihua is because they are too picky. That's it! In this way, you can disgust those great gods in the heavens! Hahaha—"

"..."

Yan Wei was speechless again!

He originally thought that he was the unique victim of this woman, but he never thought that even the gods of the heavens would not be spared!
"Give me the phone—"

She stretched out her hand towards Yan Wei, and sighed: "There must be a solution to the matter of you breaking the agreement between the heavens and the Western Paradise, right?"

Yan Wei rubbed her nose, obediently took out her mobile phone, and opened the WeChat of the purchasing agent group in the world!
As a result, I was dumbfounded all of a sudden!
"You have been kicked out of the group!"

His heart trembled suddenly, and he hurriedly looked for Fairy Chang'e, Yutu, Xiaotiangou, and Yan Jun's WeChat account!

Empty!

He was removed!
"Oops! I've been deprived of my status as a purchasing agent in the world?"