This remark made Xiao Yao's heart tense. After all, he still underestimated the enemy. The tomb robbers must be vicious people. How could Xiao Huang solve it? In the end, they are just a weasel.

But when the three tomb robbers saw Xiao Huang's glowing eyes, they were all frightened and thought they were some kind of evil spirit.

The eyes of the weasel will glow at night, and in this cemetery, it is even more permeable.

"There's a ghost!!!"

"Please don't kill me, I will give you high incense when I go out!"

"Bastards! You two are confused! It's a weasel!"

The three tomb robbers were in a hurry, but only one of them was calm, knowing that it was not a ghost, but the glowing eyes of a weasel at night.

"Isn't it really a ghost? Ah! It's coming!"

"Don't touch me! It stinks!"

"Both trash, get out of the way!"

The only one who woke up took out an object from the back of his waist and pointed it at Xiao Huang.

Xiao Yao, who had a night vision device, could see clearly that the tomb robber was holding a pistol.

This is the real hell, where did these gangs get the pistols? !
Xiao Yao was shocked in his heart, he never thought that these idiots would have such dangerous weapons as pistols, especially when that idiot was about to shoot, he was even more flustered.

Because the entire tomb is full of little yellow farts, and the farts contain methane, once the bastard shoots, the sparks from the muzzle will directly ignite the methane, and generally speaking, there will be no problem, but what the hell is this? Under the ground, or in an ancient tomb for who knows how long, God knows whether this place can withstand it, if it is about to collapse, it will really be over.

The first shot was fired smoothly, but the spark from the muzzle did not ignite the methane, followed by a second shot and a third shot.

Xiao Huang fled nimbly amidst the gunfire, and the other two tomb robbers were so annoyed that they also took out two pistols and started shooting.

Xiao Yao's heart sank, this shit is definitely going to happen.

There were constant gunshots in the tomb, but within a few shots, the methane in the entire tomb was finally ignited.

"boom!"

The sound of explosions mixed with gunshots filled the tomb, and the violent vibration made Xiao Yao's whole body stand up a little.

Fortunately, the tomb held on, and although the dust was everywhere, the tomb itself did not collapse.

Stabilizing his figure, Xiao Yao hurriedly looked for Xiao Huang's figure. At this time, Xiao Huang was curled up in a corner, obviously frightened, but he didn't seem to be injured, which made Xiao Yao heave a sigh of relief.

The three tomb robbers were not injured, but the dust covered them all in disgrace.

"Poof, poof, pooh! What the hell, why is there so much dust! Boss, are you okay?"

"What are you talking about? I can't hear you!"

"The one on the horse, it's full of farts from that bastard, second and third, we can't shoot casually."

The most astute boss was the first to react. At this time, his heart was full of luck for the rest of his life. Although the explosion just now sounded loud, it was actually not very lethal. I really don't feel anything.

"Where is the weasel, boss? I'm going to kill him!"

"Why do you two just open your mouth and not talk!"

The second child's ears were a little hard to use due to the violent explosion, so the eldest had no choice but to get close to him and shout loudly:

"I said! You can't shoot casually now, do you understand!!"

With a loud roar, the second child trembled all over, but his ears recovered.

"Oh, I know boss, but don't yell at me so loudly."

"Get out! Now not only can't shoot, but also don't light the fire. I want to get out alive."

"Then what shall we do now, boss?"

"Take off your jacket, pee on it and cover your mouth, otherwise this fart will be too smoky."

Although the second and third children were stupid, they obeyed the boss's words, and the three of them took off their clothes and started to pee without saying a word.

"Hey! My second child, why did yours get smaller?"

"Huh? Isn't it always this big?"

"Fuck! Now is the time to talk about this?"

After urinating, the three of them covered their mouths and noses and scratched everywhere in the tomb, trying to catch Xiao Huang.

Seeing the three tomb robbers groping around, looking nervous, Xiao Yao suddenly had a whim.

He walked behind the second child and patted his shoulder lightly.

"Boss, why are you filming me?"

The boss on the ground who was groping around said angrily: "I didn't shoot you, hurry up and find that weasel!"

The second child scratched his head strangely, and continued to search without saying anything, but soon he felt another pat on his shoulder.

Now the second child was a little flustered, and he asked again: "Did the third child take pictures of me?"

"No, don't let this suspicious person go, ouch!" Before the third child finished speaking, he let out a strange cry, and the second child and the eldest child hurried forward.

"Third, are you okay?"

"Mom, it can't be a ghost, someone has been taking pictures of me just now."

"Don't talk nonsense! Third, what's the matter with you?"

"It's okay, I just accidentally bumped into the eaves of the tomb." The third child rubbed his forehead, the impact just now was really hard.

"Boss, why are you still rubbing for me? You are so kind, hehe."

The boss was puzzled: "I didn't rub it for you, why did the second brother hit me on the forehead?"

The second child panicked and said, "Where am I going to hit you on the head, boss, this is a ghost! The ghost has come to us!!"

"what?!!"

The eldest and the third were panic-stricken, and the three of them gathered together in the corner, looking nervously at the pitch-black surroundings.

Xiao Yao felt very uncomfortable watching the three of them holding back. He stood not far from the three of them. The tomb robbers were facing a pitch-black tomb, but under the blessing of the night vision device, Xiao Yao made the whole tomb look like daytime.

He quietly walked up to the third child, and kicked him with a slap in the face.

"Ah!!! It hurts!"

"What's wrong with you, third child! Say something quickly!"

"Where did that ghost hurt you so much?!"

The third child was holding his crotch on the ground and said miserably: "The ghost is grabbing my yang energy! This must be a female ghost, I'm going to die, I'm going to be drained, mom, I miss you!"

"Please calm down, old man!" The boss was furious, but his voice was trembling.

However, at this moment, they felt a strong light shining, which was extremely dazzling in the darkness. In addition, they were frightened by Xiao Yao just now, and the three of them screamed like ghosts in the shadows. Desperately squeezed to the corner.

It was just Xiao Yao who turned on the flashlight.

Xiao Yao sneered when he saw the three people Ruyu, ghosts and snakes, "You three grave robbers never thought you would have today, did you?"

The three of them finally got used to the light brought by the flashlight, but the first moment was neither begging for mercy, nor mocking, nor rising up to resist.

Instead, he pointed behind Xiao Yao with a pale face, with a terrified expression, and was too scared to speak.

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like