Pokémon I can evolve into an elf

Your uncle's yours, if you dare to eat me, my boss will settle accounts with you.

What a fart, I ate you, does your boss know?
How is this possible?
I was sent by the boss. I will regret it if you eat it. My boss of the Rockets will never let you go.

Big brother, why are you so talkative? Just throw it on the ground a few times and you will die, so as not to make such an unpleasant sound.

You don’t know about the little mouse. This fish is so good that it is roasted alive.

I gutted it first.

After Huang Xiaoming finished speaking, he took the big fish in his hand and put it aside. As soon as the knife fell, the big fish let out a scream.

But at this time, Huang Xiaoming urinated on the fish, after all, the mouse also said that it tastes bad without any salt.

Anyway, the hygiene of my own urine is still passable.

You bastard, how dare you pee on me.

When Huang Xiaoming saw this fish, hey, he actually let himself wake up after urinating.

If you shut up, I won't shut up, I will speak.

Master, why haven't you come yet?
I'll be right here, right away.

Huang Xiaoming picked up a stone on the ground and directly put it in the mouth of the big fish.

In this way, the big fish was finally speechless.

However, Huang Xiaoming still admires this big fish, it is still alive and well after its belly is emptied, it looks like a normal person.

The fire is done, the fire is done, master, you see that the shelf I built is not bad, this fish weighs at least ten catties, which is enough for us to eat.

Huang Xiaoming then put the fish on the fire and grilled it. At the beginning, the body of the fish was still writhing, but after a while the fish really stopped moving.

A smell of grilled fish shop hits at that time.

Owner.Can we start eating?

Eat it.

The little mouse didn't show any politeness when he arrived, he tore open the fish and began to bite.

Master, the fish meat is really delicious, the little mouse started to bite it, it is so delicious, it is actually salty, master, where did you get the salt?

You don't have to worry about this, as long as you have something to eat.

At this moment, the stone that the fish's mouth was blocked suddenly fell down, and at this moment, the fish suddenly said: I will come back, the fish opened its mouth a few times and then stopped moving.

Huang Xiaoming was also surprised, this fish is really strong enough, it can still talk after it is cooked.

Master, why don't you eat it?

I eat, I eat.

I rely on!If you continue to eat like this, you will pee yourself.

Huang Xiaoming will tear off a piece of fish meat, it smells really good, it should taste good.

No matter, Huang Xiaoming squinted his eyes and stuffed it into his mouth.

Suddenly, Huang Xiaoming felt that someone had snatched the fish in his hand.

When Huang Xiaoming opened his eyes and saw it, he found that Li Qing, the young son of the Li family, grabbed the big fish bag in Huang Xiaoming's hand and bit it.

It's delicious, the eldest sister will give it to you, this little guy actually tore a piece and gave it to the eldest lady Li Meiniang.

Mei Niang took a bite and couldn't help saying: Why does it smell like urine?
Sister, what are you talking about, isn’t all grilled fish like this?

If you don't want to eat it, give it to me.

Li Meiniang still ate it.

The fish will come out with a smell, but other things are very good and delicious.

Brother, why did you accept another elf?
This elf is so cute, can you give it to me, brother?
This quiet little son of the Li family talked a lot today.

This is no good, this elf cannot be given to you, Huang Xiaoming said firmly.

Be stingy, don't give if you don't give it, don't you just keep being an elf?
Qing'er, stop messing around, and apologize like big brother.

I don't.

Li Meiniang is about to pull Qing'er over to apologize to Huang Xiaxia.

I'm sorry, brother, this little brother is not sensible.

Huang Xiaoming saw Li Meiniang say this, it's all right, it's not a big deal.

But Missy came to see me, what's the matter?

It's impossible to come and watch me grill fish, right?

Brother, you are really right, I really want to ask you something?
Shall we go back and talk?
No, it’s better to say it here, there are too many people, and I’m not used to it yet.

Big brother really want to say it here?
Of course, if you have something to do, just point it out directly, don't be long-winded.

Li Meiniang saw Huang Xiaoming talking like this, so she had to do so. After all, this person in front of her was the savior of the Li family. Now that she has saved the Li family from this hell, how dare she offend this elder brother!
In fact, this incident really made things difficult for Li Meiniang. This incident was originally related to her. This incident was originally told by the head of the Li family after Huang Xiaoming went back.

But now Li Meiniang is required to speak out by herself, which is really a bit embarrassing.

Brother, I'll say it all.

Come on, am I listening?
In fact, it is like this, my father said that he would betroth me to my elder brother.

Stop, stop.

Then don't mention the matter?

What's the matter, brother, do you think I'm not good-looking, little sister?
Then you looked at me so seriously last time without blinking your eyes.

I rely on!

Last time I was looking at elves, not watching, miss, you made a mistake.

You, you you, you are so bad.

Li Meiniang turned around and left.

At this moment, the little son of the Li family, Qing'er, had almost eaten the fish, and the last piece was taken away.

The little mouse was full and lay there motionless.

The master's fish tastes so good, but it's a pity that the master didn't taste it at all.

It's no pity, we can do it in the future.

Let's go too.

Where are we going?Are you still going to your compound?
No, why go there?Go there and make trouble.

Where are we going?When you are on the road, you will know where there is a place to live, so you can find a place to live.

How did you entrust this place to me?How do I know there is a place to live near here?
Don't say I don't know you have a function, you can locate the location, find it quickly, I don't want to talk nonsense.

The little mouse sniffed around with its nose, and then went straight in one direction.

Huang Xiaoming followed behind the little mouse.

Huang Xiaoming really doesn't want to go to Li's house now. If he goes to your house, he must bring up this matter again. Hearing these things, he will get used to it by himself.

But Huang Xiaoming wandered around with the little mouse, and came to a dilapidated house. This house can't be dilapidated, so it should be uninhabited. Huang Xiaoming was rude, so he went upstairs with the mouse.

But it's quite clean here, which also surprised Huang Xiaoming a bit, this place is so clean even if no one lives there.

Looking at the surroundings, it is quite quiet. There are many houses like this. They should be abandoned by others, and no one lives in them. Unexpectedly, there is such a place in this Windy City. Huang Xiaoming did not expect it.

This place is not bad, I feel that no one should bother us when we live here.

This place is really good, we live in this place, Huang Xiaoming chose a room on the second floor and sat down directly, but there is no quilt on the bed, just a bare bed board, but this is enough, Huang Xiaoming didn't care about these, just lay on the bed board.

When Huang Xiaoming was lying on the bed, suddenly the bed rolled up, wrapping Huang Xiaoming in it.