Pokémon I can evolve into an elf

Huang Xiaoming returned to the elf house and finally felt at ease. He was about to lie down and rest when he saw the wooden board and yelled.

Fuck: Why did you bring a woman in? It seems that women are not allowed in this place.

What do you mean, I'm paying rent, can't I bring someone in?

"No" is absolutely not allowed, because you were alone at the beginning, and the money you paid can only be used by you alone, and these elves are originally your belongings, so they don't count.

And now you come in with a woman who looks like a daughter, didn't you kill me?

My bed board is not enough for your woman's explosive power.

This baby will burst out of its body this night, and my body will be broken by then.

How do you know that the baby will make big movements at night, and you can see it so accurately?
Of course, how else would I have said it?
This woman is not simple, I advise you to throw away such a woman, otherwise, you will regret it.

I regret it, joke, how could I regret it?

Well, since you don't listen, it's okay, but you have to add money, otherwise, there will really be problems.

Will there be any problems if I add money?
You kid is thinking wrong, I want to make preparations for repairs, or if I get the money for the repairs, wouldn't I be at a big loss?
Boy, stop talking nonsense, give me money, get out if you don't want to, and throw this baby girl out.

Ok.

I really want money but not my life!

I just want money and not my life, otherwise other elf houses would not take you in, the price is too high.

How much to give.

Give 3000.

Fuck: You want 3000, you are not going to rob it, are you?

Your rent is only 1500, plus one person, you actually need so much money.

While the two were talking to each other, suddenly, Huang Xiaoming, the beetle among the elves, had a new situation.

Well 3000 is 3000.
Boy, you are so happy.

Huang Xiaoming threw 30 100 bills on the bed, and saw that the money disappeared as soon as it landed on the bed.

The assassin Huang Xiaoming's body couldn't help but took two steps back. At this moment, an elf ball fell out automatically, and a burst of white light suddenly appeared.

When the beetle came out first, the beetle's face was not very good-looking.

At this very moment, I saw only this elf ball; a colorful divine bird actually appeared in it, and its body exuded colorful rays of light.

But the moment the colorful divine bird came out, it went directly towards the bed.

That mouth landed directly on the bed.

Oh my God!

What monster are you, why are you eating me?

help!help!
You brat hasn't come to help yet, that woman of yours is actually eating me.

I'm at a loss, no wonder you kid agreed so readily later, but at the beginning you were smeared with ink.

Fuck, all eighteen generations of ancestors have lost money at once, it's really a big loss.

You are a little bastard, why are you such a cheater, you cheated me to death, I really shouldn't have said 3000 just now, and said 3, I won't do it, this time I lost a lot.

Wooden board, how do you say that you have lost a lot?Now, you have earned 3000 yuan in one fell swoop, how easy it is, and why don’t you, it’s just a bird pecking at your wooden board, just wait a while.

Brat, it's easy for you to say, try it out, what does it feel like every peck on your flesh, it's all about eating my flesh, if this goes on, he will definitely finish my flesh, you see his body is not small, it won't take an hour to get down like this.

If this goes on like this, I'm really doomed, damn it: I'm hurting to death, sir, how could this situation happen, you kid is too ruthless, you actually bullied me like this.

Just now I saw that something was wrong with you, you still didn't speak, you kid is acting like a good boy.

Plank, don't call for help, or I'll give you another 5000, what do you think?
what did you say boy
You only pay me 5000, what a joke, at least 5, not even a cent less, or when I wake up, I will be the first to drive you away, and I will never let you live.

Fuck: Are you too dark?Are you a black landlord? You are so black. You were only 1500. I just added one person. Now you want to charge me 5. Is there any reason?

I don't care about such a rationale. I need at least 5 now. You see, I am seriously injured like this. At least I have to pay for medical expenses. I can't afford less than 5. If you miss this word, you will get out immediately.

You deserve it, you deserve it, you want money so much, you just use money to exchange your life, you deserve it.

Brat, if you dare to say this, then you can hit me with money, hit me with money, no matter how much money you have, I can eat it.

Your grandma's, you think I'm a fool, I'm really a fool, I have a lot of money, go and go, this is 5, Huang Xiaoming didn't bother to tell him, just threw 5 on the bed.

It happened that the 5 yuan was thrown on the bed, and when half of it was absorbed by the wooden board, the other half was bitten down by this colorful divine bird.

Hey, hey, why are you stealing my money?Why are you stealing my money?This is mine, this is my money, the plank will cry when he sees the money gone.

But no matter what expression the wooden board made, the money was still eaten by the colorful stone bird in one bite, and it tasted delicious, so he couldn't help but look at Huang Xiaoming. Huang Xiaoming saw that the colorful bird didn't eat the wooden board, but looked at himself, and his head grew bigger. Could it be that the colorful bird also had to eat money?

Although there was hundreds of thousands in his pocket, it wasn't enough for them to eat. Just now, he just threw it away casually. He just took a bite of 5, and divided it between the bed board and the colorful bird.

Brat, you have to pay for that money. I only got 2 just now and I was short of 3. Now throw it away and throw it away immediately.

The wooden board kept roaring, Huang Xiaoming ignored the wooden board, because at this moment Huang Xiaoming saw that something was wrong with the colorful bird, and sure enough, at this moment, the colorful bird actually flew up and came towards Huang Xiaoming.

My mother, what is this for?

Do you still chase me or give me a hug, and at this moment, the colorful bird pecked into Huang Xiaoming's shoulder, and a stream of blood spurted out from Huang Xiaoming's shoulder like a faucet.

How could Huang Xiaoming have never imagined why this colorful divine bird suddenly attacked him?This is completely unbelievable. I was speaking well just now, but why did I come to myself all of a sudden? This is completely killing myself.

Could it be that what Lan Meng'er transformed into a colorful divine bird has already forgotten his consciousness?

Otherwise, how could he attack himself, is it that he has no consciousness at all?
Just as Huang Xiaoming was thinking this way, the Qicai Shenya came towards Huang Xiaoming again, but this time Huang Xiaoming learned his lesson and saw the Qicai Shenya rushing to dodge, but the room was really too small.

Huang Xiaoming was inadvertently on the bed when the time came. Originally, the colorful bird had pecked many big and small holes on the bed. Huang Xiaoming jumped on the bed and it snapped into two pieces.

My god, it hurts the uncle to death.

You stinky boy, my old life is ruined in your hands, and the bed board groaned in pain.