Time travel to become a villain super prodigal

Children's curiosity about foreign objects is always limited, and soon Xiao Xing'er lost interest in Heitan and Mo Tianji!Hatching, I hurried back to my room to sleep step by step!

"Huh~~!" Captain Mo Tianji breathed out, the little guy finally left, looked around the small courtyard, and finally locked his eyes on a dilapidated room.

"It's so cold!" Mo Tianji said in surprise, this seems to be where Ye Qianliu is!Mo Tianji moved step by step to the door of the room where Ye Qianliu was, and knocked lightly on the door. Unfortunately, our Mo Tianji Mo idiot was directly frozen into a perfect ice sculpture by the cold air brought by the door!

"Ah!" Ye Qianliu yelled, and got up to find something to eat first, but Ye Qianliu froze the moment he opened the door.

What is this?Even the blackest black in Africa is probably not so black!

However, that's not the point. The point is how to save this Heitan guy who was frozen in ice. Ye Qianliu walked around the Heitan ice sculpture.

As expected of a flawless work of art, Ye Qianliu made a mistake, but this is not a problem for Ye Qianliu, "System, give me a catty of engine oil!" Ye Qianliu also planned to use the simplest and rude The method is nothing more than a piece of ice, just burn it all with engine oil!
Ye Qianliu unscrewed the motor oil can and poured a full jar of motor oil on the ice sculpture... Mmm!What should I use to light the fire?In this situation, Ye Qianliu still wanted to play a little handsome.

Matches are too bad, but lighters are not so good, Ye Qianliu quickly searched in the system store, and soon Ye Qianliu's eyes locked on the corner of the store.

cigarette!There are never any useful things in this system store. On the contrary, these miscellaneous things are very complete. Ye Qianliu didn't think too much. Cough!
"Cough cough cough! Cough cough cough!" Ye Qianliu covered his chin, coughing non-stop, and carefully looked at Hua Zi in his hand. Is this stuff really something that people can smoke?

Forget about it, Ye Qianliu threw the smoke on the oil ice sculpture at the side at any time, the raging fire swallowed the ice and sealed Mo Tianji in an instant, looking at the fire burning around him, Ye Qianliu seemed to have forgotten all about it. Some important things, playing with fire in this kind of place would be extremely risky!

Soon the fire brought Ye Qianliu an unexpected surprise. In an instant, more than half of the Orion's house was burned down. According to this speed, the Orion's house would be completely reduced to ashes within half an hour.

Uh, Ye Qianliu was a little excited watching this grand event, if Xiao Xing'er, who was sleeping in the room, couldn't take it anymore and ran out, and gave Ye Qianliu's waist a 180-degree turn , yelling at Ye Qianliu with a loud voice, "Why are you standing here stupidly? Hurry up and put out the fire!"

It was only then that Ye Qianliu realized that it would be of no benefit to him if the place was burnt out. On the contrary, where to sleep at night became a big problem. With luck, Ye Qianliu quickly extinguished the incident that should not have started. fire.

"Hey! It's still in time!" The tired Ye Qianliu sat down on the melted Mo Tian fuselage. This human cushion is not bad!At least when you sit up, it's soft and soft, and it's considered a cushion.

"Please move your ass away!" Mo Tianji was furious. Today's luck was really unlucky. First, he was regarded as a bad brother who abducted loli, and then he was struck by the power of law. It turned into black coke, and then was played with by a little loli as a toy for about three hours, and finally was frozen in the ice, and now I have a big butt that I don't recognize on my face, if this is okay If you can bear it, then you are not human!
Jiubai was also very surprised to see Mo Tianji's anger value soaring, "Come on! Apprentice fuck him, go up and kill him!" Finally, he can see his apprentice beating someone. This is Jiubai's greatest wish at this moment !
"Uh, are you awake?" Ye Qianliu looked down at Mo Tianji under his buttocks. The atmosphere at the moment was a little awkward, or a little weird!

"Get your ass away first, then talk!" Mo Tianji looked at Ye Qianliu and was very angry when he saw his big butt that still refused to move when he woke up. If it wasn't for this damned butt that blocked Mo Tianji's nose and Mouth, Mo Tianji won't wake up so fast!

"Oh!" Ye Qianliu finally came to his senses at this moment, quickly jumped up, and moved his butt away from Mo Tianji's face!
"May I ask who you are?" Ye Qianliu scratched his hair, and politely talked to Mo Tianji. This guy doesn't seem to be weak in cultivation, I hope he's not a murderer!

It is acceptable to beat Ye Qianliu, but Ye Qianliu would never agree to his death anyway!

Mo Tianji glared at Ye Qianliu, got up and tidied up his wet clothes a little bit, he is a scholar so he should look like a scholar.

"Hmph!" Mo Tianji looked at Ye Qianliu's outstretched left hand, snorted coldly, and only snorted coldly, then stretched out his right hand to hold it together. Mo Tianji valued things like etiquette very much, so he took it as his own. Don't lose etiquette just because of who the object is!
Jiubai and Ye Qianliu: ...

"You are the villain who wanted to kidnap and sell children in the morning!" At this time, the little loli Xing'er recognized Mo Tianji, although Mo Tianji's clothes were wet and his face was dark, but Mo Tianji That weird vanilla smell is now unmasked by the burnt smell!

"The... villain who abducts...children?" Ye Qianliu read out this sentence word by word. It seems that Mo Tianji absolutely cannot be that kind of person in terms of his performance just now, but the facts can be distorted!

A playful smile appeared on the corner of Ye Qianliu's mouth, and he leaned forward and patted Mo Tianji's back, signaling him to find a place where no one was around and have a good chat.Ye Qianliu is quite short of money at the moment...

"Brother, in my opinion, you have already been regarded as a bad guy who kidnapped and trafficked children, but don't worry, I can help you!"

"You?" Mo Tianji looked at Ye Qianliu with disbelief, this guy looked like a street liar no matter how you looked at it!
"That's right, this is all you need." Ye Qianliu showed his hand, rubbing his thumb and index fingertips together.

"What does that mean?"

"Uh," Ye Qianliu seemed to have forgotten that people in this world don't know what this gesture means, so he simply clicked, "It's money, as long as you pay, there is no problem I can't solve!"

"Ah!" Mo Tianji exclaimed, "But I don't have any money!"
"That's what I can't do!"

It's really unlucky, I finally met a fool, but I didn't expect to be a poor ghost!Mom sells batches!