My system can be changed

Chapter 139 Hao Yu Trade Theory

"Well, the takeaway is here."

For a long time, there was no response, even Lin Haoyu's heart skipped a beat:
"Fuck, could it be that Minister Harris fell into the latrine and passed out?"

Thinking of this, Lin Haoyu was horrified, and quickly ran over to test in a low voice:

"HELLO?"

Suddenly, there was a chattering sound from the No. [-] pit, followed by a burst of excited and joyful English.

Well, Lin Haoyu didn't understand a single word. He stood there with a dazed face, giggled for a while, then thought for a few seconds, and said with a smile:
"Your Food, Harris?"

"Oh, My god! You are too slow!"

A slightly angry voice came from the No. [-] pit, causing Lin Haoyu to feel embarrassed.

Although Lin Haoyu's English is not very good, but this sentence can still be understood, which means Lin Haoyu, you stupid hat, why are you so slow.
With a click, the door of Pit No. [-] opened a little, stretched out a hairy hand, and waved towards Lin Haoyu.

After signaling, Lin Haoyu handed the takeaway to Harris, who had a bad taste, and waited at the door with a look of surprise listening to the voice of the other party who did not move his mouth for a long time.

"Huh? Could it be changed to pull first and then eat?"

Lin Haoyu pondered for a while with a solemn face, then nodded, um, there is indeed this possibility, maybe people just like this taste?

In the toilet, Harris coughed a few times in embarrassment.

"Fuck, I didn't expect that Huaxia's toilets ran out of paper, and I'm embarrassed to tell my assistant."

Harris sighed helplessly, took out the napkin from the takeaway, and threw all the remaining fried rice into the trash can with a look of disgust.

"Hey, it's comfortable."

After wiping his butt, Harris breathed a sigh of relief, moved his numb legs, opened the door, and strode out.

Ok?
After a few glances at Lin Haoyu in front of him, Harris knew that the other party was here to deliver food. He smiled kindly, and after washing and drying his hands, stretched out his hands and said with a smile:

"Hi, I'm Harris, thank you for the napkin."

Lin Haoyu was stunned for a few seconds, then he stretched out his hand and shook it in a daze, nodded and said:
"You can call me Yu, it's my duty."

After all, the order was accepted. If it is not completed, it is estimated that the privilege of receiving unlimited orders will be withdrawn.

What's more, the other party is still a boss-level figure. Wouldn't it be suicide if he killed himself in a fit of anger? !

Lin Haoyu smiled bitterly in embarrassment, feeling speechless for a while.

"Fuck, it's a good thing that I was the one who caused the trouble. If it becomes someone else, I might really be killed."

Not to mention anything else, it was difficult to get through the guards of the Great Hall, not to mention having to communicate with Harris in English.

Harris suddenly laughed unrestrainedly for a while, and then looked at Lin Haoyu who seemed very familiar with some curiosity, wiped his chin in doubt, frowned and said in surprise:
"Huh? Wait, why do I feel like I've seen you somewhere?"

Indeed, after the terrorist attack in the United States, Lin Haoyu received unanimous curiosity from high-level officials. Even the Minister of Defense was ready to meet him. Harris, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, naturally heard about it.

However, due to Lin Haoyu's low-key departure, the higher-ups naturally forgot about it.

"Really, then Minister Harris may have misremembered."

Lin Haoyu pondered for a while, then scratched his head and laughed.

Smiling brightly, Lin Haoyu felt serious in his heart. Although everyone knew that he was the hero of the sky, the other party was a foreign guest after all, and he didn't want to reveal his identity under the circumstances.

"I guess my current identity is just a food delivery person."

Lin Haoyu smiled embarrassingly, feeling helpless in his heart, if someone really found out that an S-level star came to deliver food, he would lose face!
Oh?
Harris narrowed his eyes slightly, and glanced at Lin Haoyu for a long time in surprise, then he said with a smile:

"That may be because I don't see Asian faces very well, sorry."

"It's okay, Lao Ha, Huaxia welcomes you."

Lin Haoyu smiled helplessly, heaved a sigh of relief with lingering fear in his heart, hehe, fortunately he was not recognized.

"I didn't expect being a food delivery person to be so tiring, and you have to be proficient in everything in 360 lines."

Legend has it that Tiantuan Waimai is a mysterious organization located in China. They walk through the streets and alleys. They are proficient in all eighteen martial arts. They can travel 360 times. They are omnipotent.
Tsk tsk tsk, Harris nodded appreciatively, smacked his tongue and sighed secretly:

"It seems that ordinary people in China are not as barbaric and rude as reported by the American media, but have the feeling of a British gentleman."

Indeed, most Chinese people today already have their own tastes, which are completely different from those in Huaxia decades ago.

And Lin Haoyu is even more gentle and elegant, and under Karina's careful training and teaching, he has become almost like a Briton.

Harris raised his brows, smiled evilly and said:

"By the way, Yu, what do you think of the current international situation in the United States and China?"

As he said that, Harris waited eagerly for Lin Haoyu's answer, which is also the expectation of the American people for the answer of ordinary people in China.

"Gudu."

Harris swallowed secretly, then narrowed his eyes slightly, thinking:
"Although China has a large population, if it is also blocked like the country next door, India, then there is nothing to worry about."

Needless to say, the consequences of closing the country to the outside world, the more the general public knows, the stronger the country as a whole will be.

Lin Haoyu was slightly taken aback, what is the international situation in the United States and China?

"This guy really dares to ask, how dare someone else say this kind of thing?!"

Lin Haoyu frowned slightly, and began to ponder. Every word he said in front of such a boss had to be thought through, otherwise it would really be over if he made a mistake.

Ugh!
Sighing slightly, Lin Haoyu frowned solemnly, and sighed:
"Erha. Ah bah. Laoha, do you really want to say it?"

Well, because Lin Haoyu has been immersed in thinking, Lin Haoyu was almost exposed by his thoughts.

Harris nodded expectantly and said with a smile:

"of course."

After a few seconds of silence, Lin Haoyu swallowed solemnly, touched his nose and said:
"Actually, I think that although the military strength of the United States is strong, the biggest weakness is that it is difficult to make progress, especially in recent years. The improvement is really not great. China has great potential. If you talk about it, it is only a few decades and it is about to catch up. Based on your hundreds of years of development, you say, is this the truth?"

This.
Harris froze in place, recalling Lin Haoyu's previous words in silence in horror.

"It's true that China has great potential, but is it an exaggeration to catch up with the United States?"

The United States is currently the most powerful country in the world, and it is a rogue-like existence in all aspects, and it can even be said to be stronger than any other country.

But they have strong capital, and their military power is almost terrifying.

Harris narrowed his eyes slightly, tilted his head, suddenly smiled, and asked:

"Yu, but the United States has many allies, and Dongying and Bangzi are all countries surrounding China."

Lin Haoyu laughed, his smile became brighter and brighter, then he sneered a few times and said:
"Now that we've come to this point, Harris, we don't need to go around the corner—what do you think these countries are to China? Besides, if you lose these allies, you can guarantee that the strength of the United States will hold them back China?"

You must know that Huaxia's core policy so far is not to find allied countries and affiliated countries. Although there is a Pakistani support in the rear, it can only be said to be close, and it does not mean anything substantive.

In other words, Huaxia has attracted half of the world with its own power. What kind of terrifying strength is this?

Without waiting for Harris to think carefully, Lin Haoyu continued to taunt like a series of cannonballs:

"You know the recent trade war. The United States has already felt the threat of China, which is far away across the ocean, and China is only threatened by those allied countries."

The only benefit brought by years of seclusion is that even if China is blocked by the United States, it can still be self-sufficient without any change.

"boom!"

There was a sudden roar in Harris's mind, damn it!

"This, how can this be something that an ordinary Chinese person can say?!"

wipe!
Harris was already terrified at this moment. You must know that even ordinary people in the United States cannot analyze the situation of the world so thoroughly.

"This, this is Huaxia"

Finally, Harris' eyes widened in astonishment, and he secretly considered whether he should carry out the order of the President to continue to add tens of billions of tariffs.

"Huaxia, it's scary."

After talking for a while, Lin Haoyu finally came out of the toilet side by side with Harris, talking and laughing, which made the other party giggle from time to time.

After all, he is still the founder of a talk show, so Lin Haoyu's eloquence is naturally nothing to say.

Outside the door, Xu Hanrong, who had been waiting for a long time, waited indifferently for the two people in the toilet to come out.

"Huh? Why are these two guys chatting?"

Xu Hanrong frowned slightly, glanced in surprise at the two who burst into laughter from time to time among the guards, and was immediately puzzled.

One is the Minister of Foreign Affairs of the United States, and the other is a food delivery man. No matter what, we can't talk!
Something is wrong, something is really wrong!If it wasn't for the fact that the foreign guests were still going to the toilet before, he would even have the urge to rush in.

Xu Hanrong trotted forward a few steps, glanced at Lin Haoyu, then at Harris, and said with an embarrassed smile:

"Minister Harris, may I ask you that you don't need to use the toilet anymore?"

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