Unlimited brush money system

"Oh." Bai Xiaozhou supported Lin Kele's shoulders and sat back on the sofa, and said earnestly: "Little aunt, as long as we cooperate, it would be great to live together in the house. One quarter is 3000 yuan per person, and it is still a subway room in the second ring road. There are no lanterns to be found."

Lin Kele frowned in pain, and slapped Bai Xiaozhou's hand on his shoulder in disgust: "I promise not to tell you about you fooling the landlord, but you have to count the years with me first, you cheated My account."

Bai Xiaozhou withdrew his hand and said with a dry smile: "Little aunt, don't talk nonsense, when did I cheat you?"

"Really? Do you want me to recall your memory!"

Lin Kele chuckled, pouted one side of his fart/buttocks, and took out/a small palm-sized notebook from his back trouser pocket, opened the first page and read: "April Fool's Day, April 1999, 4, you sat behind me , stick chewing gum in my hair.

That's my long hair for a whole year, because of you, I had to go home and shave my hair bald, you remember that. "

Bai Xiaozhou stared, and pointed at the small notebook in Lin Kele's hand in shock: "Hold the grass, you write everything down in the notebook and carry it with you, you are crazy!"

"Crazy!? Let me tell you, Bai Xiaozhou, you've cheated on me since you were a child, and I've recorded everything on it. If you want to renege on your debt, hehe!"

Bai Xiaozhou rolled his eyes and refused to admit it: "Hehe, I don't remember, I was too young at that time, it happened almost ten years ago, what can I do if you talk nonsense."

"Okay, I don't think so, then I'll pick a date that's closer." Lin Kele casually flipped through the middle page and said, "In 2005, my first love died before it even started because you interfered with it. He also secretly told my family members that I was in a relationship, which caused me to have no freedom at all, so how should this account be settled."

When Bai Xiaozhou heard the words, he immediately covered his forehead and said, "Please, I was afraid that the boy would pester you all day and bring you down, so I drove him away for you. You still blame me!?"

Bai Xiaozhou still remembers this incident. At the beginning, Bai Xiaozhou was not afraid that Lin Kele would be taken badly, because Lin Kele's IQ could not become a bad person, and the most fundamental reason for Bai Xiaozhou was that he called a girl as old as him as his aunt at that time. It's enough to be aggrieved, after all, you are young and energetic, and you don't want to have another little uncle of the same age.

So, he said that he wanted to fight Lin Kele because of that kid.

Hearing that there was a little red guy who wouldn't let him chase Lin Kele, and wanted to make an appointment with him, immediately he was very high-spirited, and he brought twenty or so younger brothers who were holding [-] cents spicy sticks and called him big brother, and rushed to fight. However, when the boy's younger brothers saw the policeman next to Bai Xiaozhou, they all flirted again.

Because he was the leader, he was the first to be arrested. He squatted on the ground with his head in his arms and said, wanting to cry, "You don't speak morally. Things in the Jianghu are settled in the Jianghu. How can you call the police!"

In this way, he was sent to the detention center for education for two days because of his failed attempt to gather a crowd to fight, and it was Bai Xiaozhou's seventh uncle and Lin Kele's uncle who taught him to be a good person every day. One can imagine how painful the realization will be.

And Lin Kele, who died before experiencing the smell of carrion in love, was educated. In order to supervise Lin Kele, he was also required to be with Bai Xiaozhou, which also triggered rumors that Bai Xiaozhou and Lin Kele were dating.

"Okay, you're playing tricks, right?" Lin Kele flipped another page of the notebook angrily: "In 2006, we played Fantasy Westward Journey together. You even took me to steal the electric car, and when you were found out, you insisted that I ordered you to steal it, and I was locked up in the detention center for a week, and this is not your fault!?"

Bai Xiaozhou blushed, and said awkwardly: "Is there such a thing? Why don't I remember."

"How dare you play tricks, I'll strangle you to death." Lin Kele twisted his waist angrily and rushed over.

Bai Xiaozhou put his arm around Lin Kele's small waist with one hand, pressed Lin Kele's forehead with the other hand, leaned back to avoid Lin Kele's hands, and said in a cold sweat, "Calm down, let's talk if you have something to say."

"I can't calm down, let me strangle you to death." Lin Kele is not a tall person, and his height of 1 meters is too far from Bai Xiaozhou's figure. The earbuds are as long, otherwise they wouldn't be able to reach Bai Xiaozhou's neck.

However, Lin Kele also has a stupid way. Seeing that he couldn't pinch Bai Xiaozhou, he opened his mouth and bit Bai Xiaozhou's chest.

Bai Xiaozhou immediately yelled in pain: "Oh, let me go, let go, let go, you are a dog, take it easy, it hurts, hurts... Okay, I'm afraid of you, anyway, I owe you That’s fine, just do what you say, I’ll admit it.”

Lin Kele had a look of joy in his eyes: "Really?"

After finishing speaking, he bit back in place and continued to stare at Bai Xiaozhou with his big eyes.

Bai Xiaozhou rolled his eyes: "Really."

"Well, as you said, you will pay the rent from now on."

"Okay!" Bai Xiaozhou had just received his quota for this week from the software of Master of Money, and it has not been moved yet, and he is not short of rent.

"Not counting the small ones in advance, even if you humiliate me, there are 23 times, so you have to let me kick the balls 23 times."

Hearing this, Bai Xiaozhou's face instantly turned green: "Little aunt, can you discuss it, it's okay to reduce it or change it to something else, it really makes you kick 23 times in a row, you have to go to jail and I have to be hospitalized, it's not good for you. "

Lin Kele thought about it, kicked balls 23 times in a row, the fragmented scene after kicking was really scary, and couldn't help feeling cold: "Ah, ok, ok, I won't kick it anymore, but you have to help me do 23 pieces After we're done, we'll write it off."

"Okay." Bai Xiaozhou wiped his sweat secretly, he can say anything without kicking his balls.

Lin Kele continued to propose follow-up conditions, such as must live in the master bedroom, have priority to use the bathroom, must have ice cream in the refrigerator in summer, no supper at night, no permission to bring girls back for the night, etc...

Bai Xiaozhou counted these unfair terms, but couldn't figure it out, feeling a little dizzy.

Lin Kele said: "Well, that's all for now, I'll add more later."

"Ah? There is more!" Bai Xiaozhou lay on the sofa covering his face: "I don't want to live anymore."

If I knew it earlier, I would have paid the rent, and I wouldn't have provoked this ancestor!

"Hehe, take your time, you will get used to it, big nephew!"