Standing in front of the golden retriever, Chu Yao laughed so recklessly.

"Mao~~"

"I haven't seen you for a few days, are you okay?"

"It looks pretty good..."

"I've become handsome, the longer I get, the more handsome I am... Evolving with the physical characteristics of a Persian cat!"

"what?"

"Why is Golden Retriever crying?"

"Gentlemen, what do you look like with snot and tears?"

"Here's a piece of paper, wipe your mouth quickly...Your face is completely lost by you."

"The point is, the corners of your mouth are full of feces, it's disgusting!"

With the golden retriever, Chu Yao bid farewell to Uncle Wang and Grandma Zhang.

"Everyone, young and old, grandparents!"

"Let's not change the green mountains and green waters, let's find time to have dinner together!"

"Don't worry, it must be your treat!"

"Amao, I'll take it away, and I'll go to the police station to collect the bonus."

When he came to the secluded place, Chu Yao put away his smile.

He asked with a serious face, "Jin Mao, you can talk now."

"Say? Say what?"

Jin Mao guessed that Chu Yao was probably interested in the correct posture for eating shit.

This is not ashamed to ask, and ask yourself the secret.

If Chu Tianshi really asked, should he tell him?

The Golden Retriever was conflicted.

I heard Chu Yao explain it as expected.

"Amao, I want to know, these shit..."

Chu Yao pointed to the dung bucket full of poop.

……

Take a look!

Come on, my golden retriever is really smart, I can guess right.

I didn't expect Chu Yao to be interested in eating shit after being a celestial master.

Reminiscing that eating shit is related to dog food, the golden retriever's face is suffocated.

"Master Chu, a dog can be killed but not humiliated!"

"You want to learn the trick of eating shit from the golden retriever's mouth?"

"How to eat without throwing up and absorb well...?"

"Tell you, no way!"

"You won't tell even if you kill a golden retriever!"

"He is tough!"

"..."

"..."

"Actually, eating shit is very simple."

"A thief is easy to play, um, easy to say."

"It's just pouting, closing your eyes and smelling, and finding the freshest part to put on your mouth."

“Absolutely eat the essence in one bite!”

"Master Chu, please forgive me, my golden-haired thief is honest, I have confessed everything..."

Chu Yao asked half a sentence and was directly robbed by the golden retriever.

then.

After listening...

"Yuck~~~"

I threw up all the barbecue I ate yesterday.

Good hearted people.

……

After a while, Chu Yao comforted Brother Stomach, and reached out to pat the golden hair who was beaten into a bald man.

"Mao, why are you so smart?"

"It's simply a great cleverness in the demon world!"

"I haven't finished speaking yet, you guess what I'm going to say next?"

"And they all learned to rush to answer!"

"Your IQ is really..."

"Far inferior to peers!"

"Not even a dog!"

These two, people and dogs talking, are not on the same channel.

After spitting for a long time, the golden retriever finally understood what exactly Chu Yao wanted to ask.

Master Chu, tell me about yourself!

This is your fault.

Don't you just want to know where we are hiding!
In the future, during the holidays, it is convenient to visit relatives or something.

Small case!

Say it early!
If you said it earlier, you still have to excuse Master Chu to ask?
They will take you there directly!
Hmph, when we arrived at the gathering place of monsters and beasts, within a while...

Huo Doutian will not kill you!

If it can't be killed, it can definitely be burned to death.

It's been a few days, and Fu Tian will be forced to eat shit and steamed buns, and he will eat the poisonous fire!

The first minute we met, I burned you, Chu Yao, to ashes.

……

The more Golden Retriever thought about it, the more reasonable it became.

This means that it is okay for heaven to commit evil, but it is impossible for people to live evil!

The surname is Chu, this is because you are rushing to go back to the Monster Beast Base Camp with him.

Then don't blame me for being cruel and cruel!

At that moment, the golden retriever wagged its tail.

"Welcome welcome, warm welcome!"

"Amao sincerely wishes Master Chu to visit the old den of the demon world and go to die..."

"Ah no~~"

"Send shit!"

The Golden Retriever deserves to be a married pure man, and he does what he says.

Half an hour later, God Chu came to the monster's lair.

Seeing the combination of human and dog, Fu Dou, Chong Ming, Meng Ji, Xiao Qing, Er Ha...

All the big names hiding in S city in the demon world are all dead.

Huh?
Sister Xiaoqing, hurry up, hurry up~~
Hit me up!
You can pinch hard...

Just pinch the bald skin!
The Fengshen and handsome Pan An in front of him, could it be...?
Could it really be Chu Yao?

Master Chu Tian who is good at catching dogs?

After checking his eyes, Fu Dou cupped his hands and laughed wildly.

"Haha~~"

It's ridiculous!
The ass is about to laugh out loud.

Chu Yao, this is called getting through the iron shoes and finding nowhere to come without any effort!

We were worrying about not being able to find you, but...

You take the initiative to deliver it to your door?
hello~~
The surname is Chu, does your family do express delivery?
Shun Shui Dao Jia express delivery business?
If the living person puts a label on it, it will be delivered directly?

Immediately, Fu Dou greeted kindly: "Little Chu, are you here all right?"

When Chu Yao heard...

Whoops!
I really didn't realize that General Huo Tian is not only good at eating shit, but also has a high level of cultivation in classical Chinese!
Those who want to talk come as soon as they open their mouths, and the words are accurate.

Chu Yao clasped his fists together: "Old dog who fights with misfortune, seeing each other every day is like three autumns... You really want to die brother!"

Chu Yao was fighting with Fu, it was really a fellow with tears in his eyes when he saw the fellow.

Totally excited.

The two stepped towards each other and twisted their waists~~
Whoosh!
Literally a hug.

Western kisses.

Respect each other.

Then, hold hands tightly together.

Start wrestling!

Arm wrestling is a man's sport.

Once a thousand worries are resolved, whoever wins will speak.

Chu Yao and Huo Dou coincided with each other, and the veins in their hands bulged, and they began to wrestle!
see.

Chongmingniao, Mengji, Xiaoqing, Xiaotiangou...

All the monsters couldn't be more excited.

One is the fight between the twelve generals of the demon world!
One is Chu Yao, a demon-catching celestial master who is slowly rising to the limelight in the human world!
These two, it can be said that the opponents will meet the best talents, and they are absolutely evenly matched.

Must be a great fight.

Wrestling to decide the winner, maybe we will see each other next year.

result…

"Hey, donuts!"

"Don't give up until you reach your goal!"

"Okay, Brother Fudou is cruel enough..."

"You won, Chu is willing to bow down!"

In less than two seconds, the arm wrestling contest ended.

The fight is over!

It has never been so complete as this time.

this…

Futo rubbed his hands together and smiled.

He smiled so simple and honest, he felt embarrassed.

"Master Chu!"

"Brother Chu!"

"Brother Chu Yao!"

"You are definitely my real relative!"

"I really didn't expect you to release water, and it was so thorough!"

Futo picked up the spectacles that fell into shattered glass from the ground.

I am deeply moved!

If you want to know how to be a man, if you want to be a man, you have to be Chu Yao!

In order to make me stand out, I will admit defeat in two seconds!
I didn't look at Xiaoqing, she was already dumbfounded.

Those little eyes looking at me...

oops~~
Everyone is embarrassed, I, Fudou, have never been seen by a woman so affectionately...

……

Hearing Huo Dou's continuous thanks, looking at the obscene flattery of Master Tian Jiang...

Chu Yao couldn't do it at that time.

Brother Huo Dou~~
You will really wrong Haoyin!

Do you think I, Chu Yao, don't want to win you?
My childhood dream is to become a new generation of arm wrestling world champions!

Can't even win a mere fight, and have the face to say that the world championship is my goal in life?
Losing to you, losing so simply...

That's because Chu Yao lost all his physiological indicators.

Especially with strength, punching out...

Twenty kilograms is nothing, and the fist strength tester is not ashamed to turn on the light.

Alas, if it goes on like this, it will almost be impossible to shit.

Chu Yao took a long breath.

Look around at all the demon elites present here.

"Everyone, let me tell you a little secret..."

"Everyone must be wondering why Chu came to the door?"

"Do you think Chu Yao is brainless?"

"Or really tired of life, come to die?"

"wrong!"

After Chu Yao finished reading, he shouted loudly!
"That, that... ah, that!"

"I, Chu, Chu, Chu... oh Yao, I'm here to deliver shit to you guys!"

"My poop, ah poop, is usually marked with an exclusive label [produced by Chu Ji]."

"The so-called business has no market, money can't buy it!"

"Now, everyone, please listen to Guo's cross talk..."

"It's the part about Zheng and Zheng Xiding."

"As for me, cooperate and go to your bathroom to take a shower."

"Don't worry, before Chu washes up, he will definitely clean it first."

"Hot, fresh, steaming poop..."

"Definitely keep it for everyone!"

Before Fudou could react, Chu Yao twisted his hips...

Straight to the bathroom.

I'm afraid~~
If you find the monster's lair, you must call for help!

Shitai, Feihua, and Master Liu Botong...

Everyone, leave early, it's late, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat Yaoyao's hot shit!

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