The recovery of the demon: the beginning was exposed by the live broadcast of the beautiful school f

According to the plot.

The next step is to find props.

Chu Yao lowered his head.

Squat.

For a long time, I didn't find a handy object.

For the performance, the stage was cleaned up.

Really no branches.

Fortunately, the last performance was "Lotus Lantern".

Lotus Lantern! ! !
Chen Xiang, split the mountain to save his mother!
Keep some props.

Chu Yao picked up a mountain ax...

took a glance.

Little Ding Ding's little Ding Ding is numb!

then.

Ax pointing up...

Dial!
This is really the direction of the plot!

The old King of Comedy was planned.

Uncle Wang...

Already~~Solution!
squat...

Really strenuous.

The crutches are broken!
The uncle picked up a hammer.

It may be used to build weapons during the Three Kingdoms period.

I couldn't lift it up several times.

Grandma Liu is dying of anxiety!
Together with Grandma Zhang, the three elders raised the hammer tremblingly...

Aim at Brother Li's crotch...

Dial!
"Ah...what's the origin of the uncle?"

Brother Li looked suspicious.

The other party must be pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

Baobuqi is a frost flower red stick or something.

Uncle Wang put down the hammer and turned to look at Chu Yao.

Tired my stomach...

The soap bubbles spit out are half a meter in diameter.

Chu Yao continued to give hints.

Holding the mountain axe...

yo!

Little Ding Ding, do you still dare to shrink Ding Ding?
Dial again!

Uncle Wang: "..."

Dial again!

Chu Yao, dial again and again.

Uncle Wang, dial and dial.

Chu Yao, dial again.

Uncle Wang, dial again.

Chu Yao, make it bigger.

One move against the wind and one blow with the axe!

Uncle Wang, increase the size!

Break the sky with one move!

……

Brother Li!

It will not work then!

D!
What to play with?
What are you kidding me with?

Do you think the hammer is the branch?
[Brother Li suffered a +666 crit! ]
[Brother Li suffered a +777 crit! ]
[Brother Li suffered a +888 crit! ]
Chu Yao's side.

Yo?
Shrunk?
Shrink it or chop it off?

Mountain Axe, you must be kind!
Wiped the blood.

Then Uncle Wang swung the hammer...

……

The direction of the plot, continue to give hints:

Chu Yao raised his hand and patted Xiao Ding Ding on the head.

"Dodge? Do you still dare to dodge? Little brat, tell you to dodge!"

Uncle Wang watched...

then.

Leaning on the hammer, he stood up.

woo~~
huh~~
Crack~~ah,ah,ah~~~
With one hammer, the echoes exploded.

……

Brother Li covered his face.

Eggplants dare not be so green!

How about using a slap fan?

Why are you giving me a hammer?

And you, Grandma Zhang.

And you, Grandma Liu!

Who are you hanging out with?

Shouldn't you stand next to me and cheer?

In the end, help Uncle Wang lift the hammer!

Can he lift it without the help of you two?

Can you still lift at 88?
Brother Li's face turned blue with pain.

"I scolded the neighbor next door! I..."

"stop!"

The assistant director immediately became upset.

Directly NG.

"Hey, the one who drew the tadpole..."

"This is Yanxiang Island, understand?"

"You think your father is Li Gang?"

"What are you doing?"

"Don't always try to be creative!"

"Remember, Xiangdao doesn't scold the neighbors!"

"AGAIN!"

……

Okay.

When Hua Feihua came out, I had to retake it three times.

Brother Li's crotch was smashed flat by the hammer.

It can directly hatch flamingos.

Ding Ding and Ding Ding's Ding Ding.

Can't say.

The mountain ax was covered in blood!

[Hundred Poison Boy suffers +9999 crit! ]
[The monster Chilian suffered a +9999 crit! ]
[Little Ding Ding suffered a +9999 crit! ]
[Little Ding Ding's Ding Ding suffers... gone! ]
Huh?
Really a monster?
The system did not scan it.

result…

Exposed by the crit point?
Xiao Dingding held Xiao Dingding and cried.

"Ma Ma, sorghum didn't come from the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean."

"Where does he come from?"

"He is from the palace!"

"...um, um, yes~~solution!"

The assistant director of this scene was very satisfied.

Four scenes were filmed and Chu Yao was given one hundred and two.

The others are four hundred each.

Why not equal?
You, Chu Yao, rely on acting skills.

They all rely on their lives!

400 yuan... even the hospitalization fee is not enough.

……

Afterwards, Hua Feihua forced Chu Yao to invite him to dinner.

Get rich slightly.

"Chu Yao, did you find something?"

Sister Hua asked after ordering skewered beer.

"It's... hard to say."

"It must have been found!"

Hua Feihua asked.

She felt that Chu Yao was a very stable person.

Ordinarily it shouldn't be!

Didn't you see Ding Ding go all over the stage looking for Ding Ding...

I can't find it!
Not a penny left!

This is not right.

Chu Yao has always respected the old and loved the young...

"Tell me, what did you find?"

"Do you really want to ask?" Chu Yao worried.

"Must ask!"

"Really?"

"I can pull hooks with you!"

Hua Feihua gritted her teeth.

So much nonsense.

"I find…"

Chu Yao paused.

Facing Hua Feihua's expectant eyes.

"Little Dingding's little Dingding..."

"It's a little skinny, and the skin is a little long..."

"I'll perform circumcision on him!"

"Do it with a mountain axe."

"I just didn't expect it to be all leather..."

"So it's all gone."

Hua Feihua couldn't listen anymore.

With a sob, he took out his phone.

dial.

"Hello, Hanli Plastic Surgery Hospital?"

"That's right, a kid was injured."

"Well, it's not a big problem."

"The address is Building 9, South China New Village."

"Call downstairs for the specific door and number."

"What are you calling? You can just call Xiao Ding Ding."

"Oh my poor little Ding Ding~~"

"Guaranteed to come out!"

"...Sex reassignment surgery is half price!"

Arrangement is complete.

Hua Feihua gave Chu Yao a hard look.

"Take it easy next time, at least save some for the children!"

"Yes, what Sister Hua said is true!"

That's it for this thing.

It's not that Hua Feihua doesn't want to hold Chu Yao accountable.

Rather, she also sensed that there was something wrong with Xiao Ding Ding's breath.

It was the breath of a demon beast after being eunuched...

However, Chu Yao didn't want to say it, and she didn't bother to ask.

"Chu Yao, this is the complete physical examination report."

Hua Feihua took out a stack of at least 300 pages.

"Others...don't look at them yet."

"All are below normal indicators, except for Xiao Ding Ding."

"These are not important!"

"The point is, one of your perceptions completely disappears."

Hua Feihua stared at Chu Yao.

Watch its expression carefully.

oh~~
Chu Yao is so pitiful.

No sense of smell, no smell of feces.

Life is a lot less fun!
result…

"smell good!"

Chu Yao held up the freshly grilled mutton skewers.

Close your eyes.

"Chinese prickly ash, five-spice powder, black pepper, chili pepper... ground pepper, and tomato sauce!"

"The ratio of ingredients is 1:3:2:..."

"Sister Hua, eat while it's hot."

"Really delicious!"

Pack!
Continue to install!
Put this outfit on!

Hua Feihua's face darkened.

The sense of smell is gone, with whom is the composition ratio?

While Chu Yao was closing his eyes, Hua Feihua swished and poured half a can of pepper on it.

Chu Yao lifted it up.

A look of enjoyment.

up to the tip of the nose...

"Ah, ah, ah...ah~~"

Another beep.

"Sneezes, sneezes, sneezes~~~"

The snot bubbles that had been stored for three days were all flying on his face.

[Hua Feihua suffers +999 crit! ]
Chu Yao opened his eyes.

"Grass!"

"The last string is not authentic, what about the boss, the boss~~"

"Dare you shape lamb kebabs with pepper?"

"Isn't it a loss?"

……

"what?"

"Miss Hua?"

"Sister Hua! Isn't Hua a good sister?"

"Who are you angry with?"

"What's the matter?"

"Why are you crying, oops~~"

"I'm so full of tears!"

"Hold the grass, eat a mutton skewer, can you cry out your nose?"

Hua Feihua looked at Chu Yao...

He pouted.

Skimmed again.

"Wow~~~"

"Wow~~~ah, ah, ah~~"

Half an hour ago, little Ding Ding didn't dare to howl like this when he was castrated.