The recovery of the demon: the beginning was exposed by the live broadcast of the beautiful school f

The power of Chu Yao's fart made the situation clear in an instant.

At the banquet that night, the human beings were in high spirits.

The cups and plates were intertwined, chatting and laughing, and the atmosphere was very cheerful.

The monster begs the party.

Facing the taste of food is like chewing wax...

Taotie was on a hunger strike, so he drank some wine.

In the end, the two parties came to an agreement.

One month later, Chu Yao married Wutong Saintess!

At that time, S Normal University, as her in-law's family, will hold a banquet for 30 days!

Then Chu Yao will marry far away from the demon world.

Spend your old age with the Indus Saintess.

Chu Yao counted the days.

One month + 30 days = two months!
That is to say, he has the opportunity to enter the bridal chamber with the Indus Saintess!

Yes, there is still a chance!

Have the opportunity to come up with 3000 ladyboys.

……

The next day, Taotie led the monster begging group to evacuate.

Along the way, Taotie would not eat or drink, and his body was withered.

Three days later, fell ill.

Zhu Yan and the others were at their wits end when someone came to visit.

Bulletin of Baidu Boy Red Chain Crotch Wrapped in Diapers:

"General, Yetong is here, look..."

"Please, quickly please!"

Ye Tong entered the door, almost dying of fright.

Is this gluttonous?
A gluttonous general who can swallow the Milky Way with his mouth open?

One of the 36 generals in the demon world, the big bull demon?

It doesn't look like a beast anymore!
Almost as thin as a skeleton.

Nighteye really can't figure it out...

Asked for proof: "General Taotie, are you... the fault of the swindler?"

Hearing this, Taotie covered his face and wept.

"Crossing? The life I yearn for..."

Zhu Yan knelt aside, crying and pulled Ye Tong.

Explain in a low voice: "The general hasn't had a couch for a long time..."

Yetong: "?"

"That night, after Chu Yao farted, no one among us dared to eat."

"Yeah, I noticed."

"But, the leaders of City S have made a toast."

"Is the wine expired?"

"No, no!"

"That is, blending with industrial alcohol?"

"Master Yetong, do you think General Taotie is afraid of industrial alcohol?"

"...?"

"Master Yetong, I'm not afraid of your jokes..."

"...Say it, you have to hold back your laughter."

"Chu Yaofu drugged the wine!"

"Prescribe medicine? What kind of medicine?"

Nighteye was taken aback.

What is drugging?
Taotie can eat three thousand catties of expired medicine in one meal...

Does Tao Lao care about this amount?

Could it be that the Academy of Human Sciences has created something new?
"It's... the congenital poisonous gas bomb, the black urine pill!"

"what?"

"It may be the latest enhanced top version!"

"Such a tiger~~"

"Estimated at least a handful!"

Zhu Yan stretched out his big hand and made a comparison!
Five fingers can't close that much.

"Oh, the general thought it was black wine..."

Yetong: "...Understood!"

That makes sense.

A primitive grade, fried yellow night sky, Firefox surrendered.

Ten enhanced versions of the holy armor will be severely damaged, and the poison will be diluted ten thousand times to overwhelm the entire teacher.

A handful, a tip, a strengthening, a top match...

……

……

Taotie didn't die?

Can you still speak?
Something new!
After a few words of comfort, Yetong got down to business.

Taotie listened on his stomach.

"Grandma, is this the intention of the Candle Emperor to marry the Saintess of Wutong to Chu Yao?"

"...No, the Candle Emperor is in retreat."

"Is that at the behest of Empress Zhu?"

"No, the Queen of Heaven, Suzaku, has already ignored worldly affairs."

"It's not the Candle Emperor, it's not the Empress Zhu... Could it be that it's the decree of the Demon Saint Yinglong?"

"It's not...Master Yetong, don't ask me."

Taotie let out a long and short sigh, but stopped talking.

Nighteye frowned.

This is funny!
The Indus Saintess is the reincarnation of the phoenix, what a noble status!
Once Nirvana, she will be on an equal footing with the Demon Saint and Demon Emperor!
Who dares to decide her life-long event?

Now Wutong is forced to marry a human...

It can only prove that the demon world is not monolithic!
Could it be that Nirvana had an accident?

And some big bosses in the demon world don't want to see Wutong crowned!

"Glutton General!"

Suddenly, Yetong's tone turned serious.

"Since the wedding date is set in one month's time."

"It doesn't matter what the demon world fights."

"Chu Yao can't have anything to do within a month!"

"otherwise…"

Yetong walked away with a flick of his sleeves.

Ten small black pills were left behind.

There was a scream from a distance.

"The borderline has teamed up with Chu Yao."

"There are plenty of urine black pills..."

"Strengthen the top with the latest model!"

"Enough!"

……

The monster left, and S City was filled with limes.

The air is clean and the lime blossoms are blooming.

This morning, Chu Yao was lying on the bed...

There was the sound of running water from the bathroom.

After paying the water bill online, Chu Yao counted the slippers.

one two three four…

Oh God!

I'm Lao Huang and I'm moving too!

The water meter really can't stand it!
I paid four times a day.

It seems that there is no money again.

Five yuan at a time is irresistible!

The point is, the female teacher who teaches physical education also came.

What did Chu Yao teach her to play water polo?
let me teach?
Teaching pot swimming?
Teacher, are you serious?
Which of us graduated from a sports school?

I, Chu Yao, do breaststroke all by sailing a boat!
……

At seven o'clock, Chu Yao led the girls to have breakfast...

In less than 10 minutes, Hengdian Studios will soon be paved!
There are tens of thousands of big brothers watching!
All the surnames are here...

They all thought that Chu Yao was sleeping with him.

But the truth?

Chu Yao couldn't figure it out...

One by one, why don't you take a shower and sleep on the floor?
What's wrong!
Show off your kidneys?

You, Lin Miaomiao.

You, Chen Manman.

And you, who teach water polo.

You, you, you and you!

Why not spoil your own bath water?

……

Come to the classroom.

Chu Yao watched Professor Wang tear up on the spot!
Tear up a huge calendar by hand.

Just one month's worth.

The professor looked sad.

"Hello, everyone!"

"You must cherish the days you spent with Chu Yao!"

"Now, the countdown begins..."

"first day…"

then.

What about the torn paper?

Professor, what about your calendar paper?

Seeing everyone's astonishment, Lao Wang gathered his energy.

He said loudly: "Master Tian is very kind, on behalf of the University, I will present Master Chu with a unique skill!"

Huh?
Lao Wang is not stingy anymore?

What stunt?
Everyone in class three is waiting eagerly...

"This old man should teach his disciple his unique magic..."

"The universe is in the crotch!"

"Chu Yao, follow me!"

……

……

45 minute later.

get out of class has ended.

Lao Wang and Chu Yao were in high spirits!
escape room...

The news spread that day.

The entire Normal University exploded!
At least 700 people are looking for life and death.

There was a lot of crying on campus.

"I'm so dead!"

"I protest~~"

"This is what the teacher did!"

"Too outrageous!"

"What a nice young man Yaoyao..."

"I heard 45 minutes?"

"Teaching magic tricks behind someone's back..."

"It is said that the old king gave him all his money?"

"Is Chu Yao okay?"

"Both of them are not exhausted?"

……

……

"It's over, it's over, Master Chu is going to show off again at the Magic Festival!"

this afternoon.

The principal of S Normal University received a joint report from thousands of people:

Professor Wang gave Chu Yao a little treat!

Violation of the principle of resource sharing.

It's said above that private lessons are not allowed...

The headmaster waved his hand and commented on the report letter:
Rejected, nonsense!

Normal University is a sunny day!
Old Wang, I can trust it!

I was also taught by him...

Didn't learn in three days!

……

There are no monsters in the entire territory of S city, and the people live and work in peace and contentment.

The business of Chu's footwash shop is booming.

But people's mood is not very good.

Heavenly Master Chu will soon marry far away from the demon world...

It's all for the common people!

Chu Yao's spirit of dedication moved heaven and earth.

Thousands of girls fell for it.

Every day, hundreds of new widows go to the foot of the city wall to cry...

The concentric knots on Mount Tai are all Chu Yao's names.

Among them, three are the most affected.

Lin Miaomiao, Hua Feihua and Yetong.

Lin Miaomiao bathed in tears every day.

Hua Feihua installed a nail bath in the police station, and she continued to practice penance.

Yetong is more direct!
Miss Judgment writes ten letters to Chu Yao every day.

The content is the same:
"There once was a chaste and pure love in front of me..."

……