The recovery of the demon: the beginning was exposed by the live broadcast of the beautiful school f

Seeing this line of words, Father Lin tightened his breath.

Respond immediately by hand.

"Don't dare to post it, it's three months old, you still can't see it?"

Mother Lin quickly added.

"When I was pregnant with Miaomiao, I was still wearing a cheongsam for five months!"

"Just relax and it's over!"

"If you can't, add a double front, the hem is long enough..."

"The real official has announced that my family Miaomiao will be abandoned by you from beginning to end!"

"Babies are all illegitimate children!"

"I don't know if I have the celestial master gene..."

What are you writing?
You Uncle Lin, and your Aunt Lin, what are you writing about!

I can't read the small nine characters, okay!
In fact, Chu Yao's eyesight has also declined significantly.

……

I really can't communicate anymore.

Several people fell silent.

In the end, Lin Miaomiao was sensible.

She decided to come forward and clarify.

"Mom and Dad, you think too much."

"We're fine..."

"I just took dozens of baths at Brother Yao's house."

"I have it at night, and I wash it in the morning."

"Sometimes I wash it two or three times at noon."

time.

Mother Lin bit the handkerchief from crying.

"Brother Yao even handed me a towel!"

Father Lin stopped wiping his sweat, and the towel in his hand was deformed.

"I also sent slippers..."

"I'm amazing, Ziehu!"

"Several times, let Brother Yao wash my fat..."

Chu Yao: "o(>ω<)o...?"

Who washed whom?
Miaomiao, are you sure?
Next to them, the two elders covered their faces and wept...

Really, I can't stand it anymore.

Is this all right?

Also said we think too much?
……

……

So many pictures, I dare not even think about it!
Seeing this, Lin Miaomiao couldn't bear it.

"Mom and Dad, why don't we go to the hospital for an examination?"

"Brother Yao and I have verified our integrity!"

"When you get the result, you should believe it, right?"

Father Lin...

After a long time, tremblingly wrote:

"It's really not necessary!"

"It's the same wherever you go to check."

"The hospital was all bought by my father..."

……

After leaving the Chu family, Lin Miaomiao looked happy.

Holding Chu Yao's palm to write.

"Yaoyao, my parents admit that I belong to you!"

Chu Yao: "But I was wronged!"

"that's not important!"

"What's important then?"

"The important thing is that you must give birth to... rice..."

Lin Miaomiao stopped, with a shy expression on her face.

Chu Yao's pupils dilated...

Could it be that raw rice must be used to make mature intestines?

I was feeling uneasy when I saw Lin Miaomiao running behind him.

Start writing on the back.

It's too long to write, and it all depends on guessing.

"A lot of rice?"

"There's a lot of soup too?"

"It will take a long time?"

"Slow fire, medium fire, high fire... onslaught?"

"I'm confused, Miaomiao, what did you write?"

Finally, Lin Miaomiao stood in front of Chu Yao again.

She felt that she had to be brave enough to express her feelings.

Just make an exception.

"Brother Yao, life is precious!"

"Love is more expensive!"

"For a ton of rice."

"Both can be thrown away!"

"I'm so hungry, I didn't eat anything for my birthday..."

"Shall we go eat now?"

Chu Yao judges the shape of the mouth...

It's too fast, I really can't keep up.

I don't practice closed mantra anymore.

"Miaomiao, is the situation so tense?"

"The money spent on having a baby..."

"Just enough to buy a catty of rice?"

……

[Lin Miaomiao suffered a +9999 crit! ]
……

Go back to the cabin.

Lin Miaomiao felt that she was in vain.

Chu Yao sat in the bedroom with a sad face.

I'm too hard!

Who dares to compete with Chu Yao! ! !

If the pain is gone, you can work around it, and it happens to do magic tricks to cheat money.

Don't be afraid if you lose your sense of smell, you have 【Depressed Smell】.

Deaf...

It's useless at first sight!
The key eyes can't stand it.

After two days, my pupils are tired and dilated...

After a long while of silence, Chu Yao activated the skill [Deaf Replacement].

You have to think of a way.

"Ding~~"

"Enabling this skill, the host can perform directional displacement."

"Replacing hearing with a bodily function."

"For example, the host is poisonous and dumb by itself, and can perceive external sounds."

"Coverage range of 30 meters."

"Mosquitoes can be heard flying by."

The system prompts again.

Chu Yao is worried...

Which bodily function would be sacrificed to replace hearing?
Vision is impossible to give up!
Not even the sense of touch!
Run, jump, walk?
Sleeping, breathing, muscle contraction?
Eat, drink, pull, sprinkle...?
None of them dare to waste...

Chu Yao pondered for a long time, and began to test.

"How about I drive Valkyrie and the speed limit is 100?"

"Nao, it's not a bodily function, refuse to replace it!"

"Or if I swim instead of flying the hovercraft?"

When he said this, Chu Yao's heart was like a knife.

"Noisy, it's not a bodily function!"

"Then... when Miaomiao takes a bath, why don't you pick the crack of the door?"

"Nao, host, I am ashamed to death."

"I beat my kid's butt with a force of more than 30 kilograms!"

"No, the host doesn't have that ability!"

"..."

What the hell, what a worry!
"Vocal cords...the vocal cords have lost their ability to regulate themselves, and all they speak depends on roaring?"

After thinking about it, Chu Yao felt that he could give it a try.

The big deal is to speak in the same range!

Breaking Tenor!
Anyway, if you can't live for a few days, you don't pay attention to cadence.

"I choked to death, the directional replacement was successful..."

Chu Yao was taken aback.

Find…

Hearing is back!
Thieves clear!
The most direct example is ~~
The scene of Lin Miaomiao taking a bath can be guessed by listening.

Within 30 meters, mosquitoes can be heard flying by...

Super awesome!

……

Miu Miao, are you trimming your eyebrows?
Or eyelashes, nose hair?
You dare not learn from Zhang Fei from the School of Computer Science!

Her hair is not hair, it has to be called mane!

Miaomiao, have you been scalded by water?

look at you…

Water can not be ignored ah.

The key is, wash it all with hot water, it will waste more electricity!

wow~~
Chu Yao instantly covered his eyes.

As if I could actually see it.

Toenails?

I'm not afraid of smell!

Talk about you, Miao Miao, talk about you!

Are the feet under the tip of the nose?
Otherwise, why not sneeze?

It is said that people will sneeze when they are talked about, could it be that I was discovered by Miaomiao?

……

Chu Yao put on his suit and rushed out of the hut with a few strides.

take a long breath...

I'm too hard!

The hearing is so good that God can't stand it.

From now on, anything related to female characters must be kept away.

As for the female gangsters...you have to think about it!
It can be caught, it is estimated that Sister Feihua can give a reward.

out the door, and...

Chu Yao was driven crazy.

He lives on the third floor.

As soon as he went out, various voices came from his ears.

Two mosquitoes landed on the corridor wall...

Hey, what are you two doing together?

Observe the world?
pop~~
Shoot to death!

Let you see, I haven't seen it yet!
After that…

The one on the fifth floor of the doorway next door?

I'm not ashamed, the movement is big!
I said Brother Wang and Sister Wang, what games do you two play in broad daylight?
Not enough peek-a-boo at night?
Do you have the nerve to take it up during working hours?
It's an enviable little day...

Chu Yao stood still, in a dilemma.

I dare not go back, so I have to continue listening...

"Death~~"

"My husband is coming back soon!"

"Call me later."

"That dead ghost Li Shuai is far worse than your brother Wang..."

Ah this...

Chu Yao's pupils turned green!
Dare to love!

Not Brother Wang and Sister Wang.

Brother Wang and... Li Shuai's daughter-in-law?

What are you two doing?

……

I can't take it anymore!

Chu Yao couldn't control his ears.

He opened his mouth and cursed.

Anyway, there are two floors separated by a door opening, so I can't hear the scolding.

result.

Chunlei exploded!

A thunderbolt is not so loud!
"What are you doing in broad daylight!"

"Are the curtains drawn?"

"It's not over yet!"

"Then who... Hey, what about you, are you worthy of your wife?"

After Chu Yao shouted, his eardrums burst into pus.

then…

Just listen.

Three doorways and nine households!

The bed had collapsed.

Eighteen screams!
Loud!