It's getting late.

After voting, the teachers and students of the Academy of Arts decided to camp on the spot.

However, the items before going to bed are essential.

At around nine o'clock, the bonfire party at the Art Academy of Normal University started.

Professor Wang held up the microphone.

"Students, you are from the Art Academy."

"They are all talented and versatile."

"Today is a rare opportunity, let's cheer up~~"

After saying that, Pharaoh Mao recommended himself.

"Everyone, let me throw a brick to attract Baoyu first, and play a magic trick to warm up the field!"

"The name of magic is..."

Paused.

Sure enough, everyone said in unison: "There is a universe in the crotch!"

"Noisy!"

Old Wang looked proud that he had succeeded in his plot.

"Society is progressing, and so is magic."

"The universe in the crotch is outdated!"

"The magic trick this professor is going to perform is called..."

"Guess~"

then.

The students quit.

"Master Wang, are you kidding us?"

"The world is so big, people can't guess!"

"I guess, I guess, I guess!"

"Haha, I laughed so hard, guess what I'm laughing at?"

Professor Wang stared, and continued to look like he had succeeded in his plot.

Sure enough, what the old man said was not human.

No problem!
"Students, let me say it again!"

"The magic trick I'm going to perform is..."

"Guess~"

puff~
This time, even Aunt Hei and Sister Youwei were about to die laughing.

Hey, next door, what about you!
You old king, I didn't expect to speak quite festively!

Opening your mouth is just a joke.

……

The bonfire party is just going to be chaotic.

All the students booed on the spot.

"Wang Baibai, go down quickly!"

"If you delay any longer, it will be dawn!"

"I guess you want to act out of the crotch!"

"I guess...you want to talk about cross talk with your partner!"

"Quotations from Brother Qian: Cross talk is just for fun!"

At this moment.

Chu Yao stood up silently.

Holding up a huge billboard.

It says:

Lao Wang's magic is called "You Guess"!
Surprise, not unexpected?
……

Too many people.

Chu Yao turned around and showed it from all angles in all directions.

When I came back, I had seven cramps in my hamstring and my hand!
The perimeter of the site is 1000 meters!

I dare not speak, I can only raise my sign...

Cast iron!

Tired death does not pay for life!

Now, everyone understands.

Dare to love!

What Professor Wang said was the truth.

It's all because we are uneducated and don't understand human language...

then…

Just heard Lao Wang sigh.

"The one who knows me is Chu Yao!"

"It's worthy of being a famous teacher who produces a high-quality apprentice!"

"Sure enough, Chu Yao won the true biography of Wang..."

"Magic... the show is over!"

Everyone was blindfolded for half a minute...

Immediately there was thunderous applause.

Pharaoh is Pharaoh!

Not that magic is better than magic...

And old Versailles.

……

As soon as the party begins, the debut is the pinnacle!
Professor Wang made a good start, and all the Eight Immortals crossed the sea to show their magical powers.

There was endless laughter.

At eleven o'clock, Professor Wang popped out again.

"It's too late, now for the last game project."

"Drumming and passing flowers, truth or dare!"

"Whoever receives the big red flower can tell the truth to only one person."

"Those who have been named must speak, and cannot make assumptions!"

"Start now!"

The first round of drums stopped, and Aunt Hei was called by the students.

"Professor Hei, please speak out loudly about your favorite male god!"

In full view, Aunt Hei stood up shyly.

"The one in my heart..."

"Far in the sky, close in front of you!"

"I want to tell him..."

"Since I met you, my heart has been firmly attached to you!"

"Your frowns and smiles, your farts and troubles are deeply engraved in my heart."

"Your back is as majestic as a mountain!"

"Your intelligence makes me ashamed!"

"The way you answer the question shows obscenity!"

"Especially, you are good at telling me the answer through actions..."

Professor Hei stared straight at the past.

Chu Yao suddenly felt numbness in the back of his spine!
Being glared at by a lioness is not so scary.

everyone...

All looked at Chu Yao!

Professor Hei's confession is really...

Even a fool can understand it!
Guess the answer directly for free...

God, Aunt Hei has taken a fancy to God Chu?
Really fancy?

Not pretending to be fancy?
……

……

deserve it! ! !

……

A few people headed by Zhang Saohu burst into tears at that time.

God opened his eyes once.

Chu Yao, surnamed Chu!

Do you think that only Manman, Xinxin and Qinqin can like you?

Trouble!
Crooked and crooked, make trouble!

Aunt Hei can too!
Professor Hei also has the right!

Everyone is equal before love, so well said...

……

Chu Yao hid behind Lin Miaomiao.

I really dare not let Professor Hei see it.

Then Yetong stood up and stood in front of Lin Miaomiao.

In the end, Cheng Youwei couldn't bear it anymore.

Stand directly in front of the mountain!
Trying to block Aunt Hei's sight...

"Youwei!"

"Nighteye!"

"Lin Miaomiao~~"

"you…"

"Get up!"

Montenegro roars, the earth shakes and the mountains shake!

"Chu Yao, who is hiding in the back, why don't you stand up for my old lady!"

……

By now, Brother Yao has long since died.

Withering is mild.

The jister pills are starting to drop indicators!

Auntie, please let your eldest nephew go...

It's a big deal, can't I find time to sing Aunt Zhashan for you alone?

God Chu covered his face...

She was so fart, but she didn't dare to cry out loud!
Just wait for the death sentence.

Mountain…

near!

With a biting murderous look.

Spread within a radius of 500 meters!
If you get close, you won't be able to stand still.

The crowd is like a tide, parting to both sides.

A national road that is enough to run over the mountain is exposed!

Coming to the front, Aunt Hei grabbed Chu Yao's ear.

"Death~~ phase!"

"You little ghost!"

"Tell you to hide, but you should hide!"

"Think Teacher Cheng can protect you?"

"Is it true that Yetong and Lin Miaomiao can handle my old lady's bullying?"

"..."

"..."

"Little devil, go..."

"Still not moving? Is it due to kick?"

"Go over and call your master over!"

"Old ghost~~"

"I have been secretly in love with you for 30 years!"

"I dare not confess to my face."

"..."

"Who told you to play truth or dare, old man?"

"Old Wang, you dead ghost~~~~~~~"

"I... love you to death~"

"I said it all, you like to give answers with actions..."

"Now, show off your sanitary sandpaper!"

"Tell people, do you love me, do you love me...?"

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(x___x)
Chu Yao at that time...

The waist is healed immediately!
Flawless and so great!
Believe it or not, seven hundred push-ups on the spot without panting? !

If you go for a physical examination now, all indicators are absolutely excellent!

Auntie, you scared the eldest nephew to death.

……

Finally, Chu Yaoqi Yuxuan stood up straight.

Looking left and right, full of pride!
Master~~
master! !
Master Wang Sanzang, come out! ! !
Respect and self-consciousness!

……

Huh?
Where is Lao Wang?
Where is my master, Professor Wang?
At the bonfire party, all the members searched for Lao Wang.

then.

I saw a black spot staggering 3000 meters away...

puff!
Fall down.

I couldn't run anymore, my heart was terrified to urinate blood.

……

Two 10 minutes later!
Lao Wang was carried back by nine great guys.

The boys' faces were all wet.

Professor Wang's crotch... is so thick!

The universe in the crotch is full of mud!

Along the way, I listened to Master Wang Sanzang citing an elegy:

"Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together~~"

"The spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating."

"Quietly ask the holy monk—"

"Is your daughter beautiful?"

"Daughter~~~beautiful, no, beautiful~~~"

……

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