The recovery of the demon: the beginning was exposed by the live broadcast of the beautiful school f

Seeing that Chu Yao was in a daze, Lin Miaomiao said angrily, "Yao Yao, what are you thinking? Take a look~~"

"What are you watching?"

"The skewers are ready!"

"Oh, the kidney is good, the fragrance of the thief!"

Chu Yao took the meat skewer and took a bite.

brow…

I've never had such a big bump before.

"Miaomiao, what kind of animal meat is this?"

"Beef, beef tendon!"

"really?"

"The real deal!"

"But... why does the beef tendon smell like pig's butt?"

^(*￣(oo)￣)^
"Because it's in the blisters with pigs."

"But...why does it still smell like pig feces?"

"The large intestine was not cleaned..."

"But... what about human farts? Where does the smell of fart come from?"

"Brother Muddy roasted it himself...he thought it was too hot, and finally collapsed... a series of toots..."

"Yuck~"

Chu Yao vomited out of stomach acid.

Finally said: "However, there is still a strange smell..."

"Yaoyao, I forgot to tell you, I added a little stuff into it."

"Water material?"

"Innate gas bomb, enhanced version, leading type, the latest model..."

"...the ones I gave you?"

Suddenly, Chu Yao was sweating like rain.

"Hmm~"

"Good, good!"

"Yaoyao, how do you feel now?"

"My stomach is overwhelmed!"

"anything else?"

"The wind and the waves!"

"and then?"

"Intestinal collapse!"

"Ah this..."

Lin Miaomiao blinked.

A look of regret.

Chu Yao lifted the gas door, swallowed his fart and said: "Could it be that Miao Miao is not happy yet?"

"People thought it would poison the sky, but it seems that it is almost ready!"

Poison the sky?

Innate poisonous gas bomb + pig water + pig excrement + human fart...

Sure enough, it can poison the sky!

Chu Yao's heart skipped a beat.

What a great opportunity!

Anyway, his reservation is not far from death, still the same.

Just to see if I can poison myself.

Chu Yao closed his eyes.

"Yaoyao, what are you doing?"

"Repose and wait for death..."

"Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense, you still have to live with others for 1 years!"

"The thousand-year-old 8-year-old tortoise..."

"Then 500 years, you really want to live another 500 years..."

"Miao Miao, wouldn't I become the eighth son of a bastard?"

The two chatted and laughed.

Chu Yao looked at Zhou Pini.

Brother Muddy, you are so inhuman!
Brother Yao is going to die soon, why are you still making farts every now and then...

Let the thieves be happy!
Who are you urging your life with?

He looked at Yetong again.

Hitomi!

Others are fine, but what about you?

You also treat Brother Yao like this?
I heard that you washed the large intestine by yourself?

Did you deliberately not deal with the poop?

Then he and Miaomiao cheated on others?

hateful!

Yetong, your conscience is greatly improved~~
And Xinxin, Qinqin, Panpan, Manman...

All of you are blind!

Watching them poison the God of Chu, remain indifferent?

This is really helping the evildoers!
As for Erhuo, Li Canran, Zhang Saohu...

You won't mention it, Miaomiao and Tongtong will take care of me after I die...

Chu Yao felt desolate in his heart.

At this moment, even the desire to die was gone.

……

Half an hour passed.

Huh?
I'm still alive?

another half hour...

Hold the grass!

Can my little brother move his hands and feet?
in half an hour...

God damn it~~
They were all poisoned into the eighth son of a bastard, and in the end...

Why so energetic?
Four hours passed, and it was twelve o'clock at midnight.

Chu Yao couldn't bear it anymore.

"Miaomiao, let me ask you something!"

"Yaoyao, if you have something to say, just say it, if you have a fart... just bear with it."

"The innate gas bomb I gave you, which is the latest enhanced version of the life-saving urine black pill, has it expired?"

"Probably not? Yaoyao, why do you ask this?"

"However, I feel that the effect of poisoning is not significant!"

Chu Yao felt that, apart from hearing that he had been poisoned by black urine at the beginning, his stomach and intestines had some reactions at that time...

A few hours passed and it was completely fine.

The body is very good, and it smells good...

Even predicting that he was going to die, Chu Yao deliberately felt Zhou's fart!
It's actually not that smelly!
The power of one fart can poison nine cows to death.

This is when a person is about to die, and the smell of farts is also fragrant.

Chu Yao felt very strange.

The body is highly poisoned, why is there no sign of sudden death?
Could it be that his physique has mutated?
Moreover, how could the other students, including Lin Miaomiao and Yetong, look a little bit worried?
Anyway, it is also a one-day classmate with a hundred days of grace, and a hundred-day classmate is like the depths of the sea!

After getting along for half a year, why don't you have any sympathy?
Therefore, after thinking about it, Chu Yao could only attribute the cause to the failure of the innate poison gas bomb.

Otherwise it cannot be explained.

……

"Yaoyao, actually..."

Lin Miaomiao's hesitant appearance aroused Chu Yao's suspicion.

"Could it be that the dosage of the urine black pill is too large, and they fight each other with poison, so it doesn't work?"

"No!"

"Why is that?"

"actually…"

Lin Miaomiao glanced at Yetong.

Nighteye nodded.

He looked at Zhou's fart again.

Butt's head shook like a windmill bombed by farts.

Look at Zhang Saohu, Chen Manman, Erhuo, Li Canran...

As a result, everyone except Yetong shook their heads.

"2:18!"

"Truth is in the hands of a few!"

"Let me be honest..."

"Yaoyao, actually, what you eat is beef tendon!"

"It's such a cheap tendon, no water, no pig feces, no human farts and black urine pills!"

"Except for the meat being a bit rotten, everything is fine!"

"We ate it too, your skewer is the freshest..."

"The two guys went to the toilet nine times..."

"I've been there six times, and my aunt is worried about me, so she came here ahead of time..."

"Of all the people, you are the only one who can bear it."

Is it true?
That's it!

All of a sudden, Chu Yao was overwhelmed.

What a classmate!
If you have a classmate like this, what can you ask for?

……

Chu Yao was so cold at that time!

Wiped the corners of his eyes.

"Boss~~"

"...mother~~"

"Five hundred more skewers of beef tendon!"

"The fineness is equal to those just now..."

"We contracted your toilet tonight!"

"Pay five hundred deposit first."

"Guaranteed to be full of pits and valleys."

"As for each of you, from the proprietress to the man, you will definitely hold your pants!"

"If you can't suffocate, you count me as the loser!"

NND!

Dare to fool people with expired beef?
Don't even ask me who Chu Yao is!
Since his debut, I have been tired of shit and fart.

If you mess with me, I will protect you from getting bored!
The order is over.

Chu Yao...

Pick up a bunch of expired roast beef tendons.

Dip the pig into the water.

Stirring with the large intestine again.

Sneaky and sneaky behind Zhou Bini...

I heard a crash...

After waiting for ten seconds, it was put on the fire.

Finally, Chu Yao took out a handful of black urine pills and sprinkled them carefully...

It's like sprinkling chili noodles!

all over~
Suddenly...

The sea of ​​blood stinks!
The whole farmhouse stinks.

It means that Chu Yao can still stand and insist on roasting, and the others, regardless of the staff and guests, are all down.

Wait until the congenital poisonous gas urine black pills are completely dissolved and penetrate into Jueding beef tendon.

Chu Yao raised his hand...

A solemn face.

open mouth…