Urban Giants God of War
Chapter 299 Uncle Schoolbag
Near this camp, there are others!
Lin Hao looked in the direction where the voice came from, and raised his voice to ask, "Who is talking?"
"I, it's me, hey, hello everyone!"
Accompanied by the voice, a fat middle-aged man of medium build came out of the dark woods.
The man was wearing a camouflage uniform and tactical boots. He had a stocky build and glasses as thick as a wine bottle. He looked like a full-fledged military man.
Being alone here at night must not be an easy person. Zhao Pengrui, who has a lot of camping experience, immediately became vigilant.
"Don't move, who are you? What do you want to do?"
The middle-aged uncle smiled foolishly and said, "Little brother, don't be nervous, I'm just like you, a donkey friend who came into the mountains... But, I'm ashamed to say, I got lost and I've already walked in this dense forest It’s been nearly [-] hours, but I can’t find the way out. Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, and I met you, otherwise, I might have to confess my old bones here.”
"Only you?" Zhao Pengrui looked suspicious, obviously not trusting this person.
The middle-aged uncle explained with a bitter face: "I'm the only one, little brother, what I said is true, if I lied to you, then let me kill me with a thunderbolt!"
"Then what are you doing in the mountains alone? Don't you know it's dangerous?"
After Zhao Pengrui finished questioning, it was old man Wei who asked him, just like interrogating a prisoner.
The middle-aged uncle smiled wryly and said, "I'm not afraid of your jokes. To be honest, I'm actually an author of online novels. I've recently run out of inspiration and can't write anything, so I thought of going to the mountains alone to find excitement. Get inspired."
Everyone, look at me and I look at you. I still have doubts about what this middle-aged man said.
But Lin Hao was smarter. He asked, "You said you were the author of an online novel, so what's your pen name?"
The uncle replied with a little embarrassment: "My pseudonym is Carrying a School Bag to School."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, uncle, how old are you, and you still go to school with your schoolbag on your back?Isn't this too inconsistent? !
But at the moment, the uncle is indeed carrying a large canvas backpack on his back, which perfectly fits his pseudonym.
Although what the uncle said was good, old man Wei and Zhao Pengrui still didn't believe him. After all, they didn't read any online novels, let alone know the author's name.
However, although they don't know, there is one person who knows, and that is Lin Hao.
"Oh! It turns out that you are a schoolbag. I have read the novel you wrote, and it is indeed good, but it has been too watery recently, so I have to keep working hard!"
Lin Hao said seriously.
Everyone was surprised by Lin Hao once again. They never expected that Lin Hao, who is such a formidable expert, can read online novels, and it seems that he has a wide range of knowledge. When he meets an author in the mountains, he can know his name. .
They don't know how boring Lin Hao is on weekdays. When he goes to work with Xia Yuzhi every day, Lin Hao must find something for himself to do.
And reading novels is one of his pleasures.
So, he did know this uncle.
Uncle Schoolbag rubbed his hands, obviously a little excited: "What a coincidence, I didn't expect this brother to have seen my clumsy work, we are really destined!"
Lin Hao waved his hand: "Okay, I believe you, which means they believe you. What did you just say? You can cook? There is a big cat that was just killed here, can you cook? "
"It's easy!"
The uncle of the schoolbag said in a big way, "Just let me do it, but I have an unfeeling request. I want to join your team. I don't know if it's convenient or not?"
"Well... It's convenient or not. I'll talk about it later. I want to see how your cooking skills are. If you can pass it, then we will naturally be convenient."
Lin Hao said with a haha.
"Come on, just wait for a hot meal!"
Uncle Schoolbag did what he said, and opened his oversized canvas bag, which contained pots, pans, and various seasonings. It was like a mobile kitchen.
In less than an hour, Uncle Schoolbag had already cooked the leopard's meat, mainly roasted, and besides that, he also cooked a pot of soup with the mushrooms he picked up.
The smell of meat overflowed, and the gluttons in everyone's stomachs were hooked out, and the saliva was about to flow out.
"Come on, please taste my handicraft!"
Uncle Schoolbag had a smug look on his face, obviously very confident in his craft.
Everyone couldn't wait for a long time, grabbed the barbecue and started to eat it.
Not to mention, Uncle Schoolbag is not bragging, he is really good at this skill, this meat is grilled, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, it is very delicious.
Zhao Pengrui stared at the meat in his hand while eating, and said fiercely: "Just now you still wanted to eat me, but now it's all right, it's a delicious meal in my stomach, can't you imagine it!"
"Eat yours quickly, you can't stop your mouth if you eat meat!" Li Xiaoxi glanced at Zhao Pengrui, and made Zhao Pengrui curl his lips.
A delicious meal of meat is much more delicious than those self-heating foods. After eating, a bowl of hot mushroom soup is simply delicious!
And after eating and drinking enough, it's time for Uncle Schoolbag to repeat the old saying: "How about you guys, are you satisfied with my craftsmanship?"
"Be more confident, remove the word ?"
"Satisfied, so fucking satisfied, old man, I have lived for more than 60 years, and I have never eaten such delicious food!"
"Yeah, Uncle Schoolbag, you are really good, and your craftsmanship is great!"
Everyone has different opinions, but the opinions are very unified, and they are very satisfied with the craftsmanship of the schoolbag uncle.
"Then are you willing to let me join you?" Uncle Schoolbag looked at Lin Hao with eager eyes, because he could tell that among these people, Lin Hao was the one who had the final say.
Lin Hao pondered for a moment, then slowly said: "It's not that I don't want you to follow me, but there are some things I have to tell you. It will be very dangerous to follow us!"
"How dangerous can it be? I just know that if I don't follow you, I will definitely not be able to get out. If I don't meet other people, I may die here."
Uncle Schoolbag said miserably.
Lin Hao said helplessly: "Then let me tell you the truth, what we are looking for may exceed your understanding of the real world."
Uncle Schoolbag looked confused, and shook his head after a while and said, "Little brother, what do you mean? I don't understand at all."
Lin Hao had no choice but to tell the truth: "Then listen clearly, we are here to find monsters!"
Lin Hao looked in the direction where the voice came from, and raised his voice to ask, "Who is talking?"
"I, it's me, hey, hello everyone!"
Accompanied by the voice, a fat middle-aged man of medium build came out of the dark woods.
The man was wearing a camouflage uniform and tactical boots. He had a stocky build and glasses as thick as a wine bottle. He looked like a full-fledged military man.
Being alone here at night must not be an easy person. Zhao Pengrui, who has a lot of camping experience, immediately became vigilant.
"Don't move, who are you? What do you want to do?"
The middle-aged uncle smiled foolishly and said, "Little brother, don't be nervous, I'm just like you, a donkey friend who came into the mountains... But, I'm ashamed to say, I got lost and I've already walked in this dense forest It’s been nearly [-] hours, but I can’t find the way out. Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, and I met you, otherwise, I might have to confess my old bones here.”
"Only you?" Zhao Pengrui looked suspicious, obviously not trusting this person.
The middle-aged uncle explained with a bitter face: "I'm the only one, little brother, what I said is true, if I lied to you, then let me kill me with a thunderbolt!"
"Then what are you doing in the mountains alone? Don't you know it's dangerous?"
After Zhao Pengrui finished questioning, it was old man Wei who asked him, just like interrogating a prisoner.
The middle-aged uncle smiled wryly and said, "I'm not afraid of your jokes. To be honest, I'm actually an author of online novels. I've recently run out of inspiration and can't write anything, so I thought of going to the mountains alone to find excitement. Get inspired."
Everyone, look at me and I look at you. I still have doubts about what this middle-aged man said.
But Lin Hao was smarter. He asked, "You said you were the author of an online novel, so what's your pen name?"
The uncle replied with a little embarrassment: "My pseudonym is Carrying a School Bag to School."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, uncle, how old are you, and you still go to school with your schoolbag on your back?Isn't this too inconsistent? !
But at the moment, the uncle is indeed carrying a large canvas backpack on his back, which perfectly fits his pseudonym.
Although what the uncle said was good, old man Wei and Zhao Pengrui still didn't believe him. After all, they didn't read any online novels, let alone know the author's name.
However, although they don't know, there is one person who knows, and that is Lin Hao.
"Oh! It turns out that you are a schoolbag. I have read the novel you wrote, and it is indeed good, but it has been too watery recently, so I have to keep working hard!"
Lin Hao said seriously.
Everyone was surprised by Lin Hao once again. They never expected that Lin Hao, who is such a formidable expert, can read online novels, and it seems that he has a wide range of knowledge. When he meets an author in the mountains, he can know his name. .
They don't know how boring Lin Hao is on weekdays. When he goes to work with Xia Yuzhi every day, Lin Hao must find something for himself to do.
And reading novels is one of his pleasures.
So, he did know this uncle.
Uncle Schoolbag rubbed his hands, obviously a little excited: "What a coincidence, I didn't expect this brother to have seen my clumsy work, we are really destined!"
Lin Hao waved his hand: "Okay, I believe you, which means they believe you. What did you just say? You can cook? There is a big cat that was just killed here, can you cook? "
"It's easy!"
The uncle of the schoolbag said in a big way, "Just let me do it, but I have an unfeeling request. I want to join your team. I don't know if it's convenient or not?"
"Well... It's convenient or not. I'll talk about it later. I want to see how your cooking skills are. If you can pass it, then we will naturally be convenient."
Lin Hao said with a haha.
"Come on, just wait for a hot meal!"
Uncle Schoolbag did what he said, and opened his oversized canvas bag, which contained pots, pans, and various seasonings. It was like a mobile kitchen.
In less than an hour, Uncle Schoolbag had already cooked the leopard's meat, mainly roasted, and besides that, he also cooked a pot of soup with the mushrooms he picked up.
The smell of meat overflowed, and the gluttons in everyone's stomachs were hooked out, and the saliva was about to flow out.
"Come on, please taste my handicraft!"
Uncle Schoolbag had a smug look on his face, obviously very confident in his craft.
Everyone couldn't wait for a long time, grabbed the barbecue and started to eat it.
Not to mention, Uncle Schoolbag is not bragging, he is really good at this skill, this meat is grilled, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, it is very delicious.
Zhao Pengrui stared at the meat in his hand while eating, and said fiercely: "Just now you still wanted to eat me, but now it's all right, it's a delicious meal in my stomach, can't you imagine it!"
"Eat yours quickly, you can't stop your mouth if you eat meat!" Li Xiaoxi glanced at Zhao Pengrui, and made Zhao Pengrui curl his lips.
A delicious meal of meat is much more delicious than those self-heating foods. After eating, a bowl of hot mushroom soup is simply delicious!
And after eating and drinking enough, it's time for Uncle Schoolbag to repeat the old saying: "How about you guys, are you satisfied with my craftsmanship?"
"Be more confident, remove the word ?"
"Satisfied, so fucking satisfied, old man, I have lived for more than 60 years, and I have never eaten such delicious food!"
"Yeah, Uncle Schoolbag, you are really good, and your craftsmanship is great!"
Everyone has different opinions, but the opinions are very unified, and they are very satisfied with the craftsmanship of the schoolbag uncle.
"Then are you willing to let me join you?" Uncle Schoolbag looked at Lin Hao with eager eyes, because he could tell that among these people, Lin Hao was the one who had the final say.
Lin Hao pondered for a moment, then slowly said: "It's not that I don't want you to follow me, but there are some things I have to tell you. It will be very dangerous to follow us!"
"How dangerous can it be? I just know that if I don't follow you, I will definitely not be able to get out. If I don't meet other people, I may die here."
Uncle Schoolbag said miserably.
Lin Hao said helplessly: "Then let me tell you the truth, what we are looking for may exceed your understanding of the real world."
Uncle Schoolbag looked confused, and shook his head after a while and said, "Little brother, what do you mean? I don't understand at all."
Lin Hao had no choice but to tell the truth: "Then listen clearly, we are here to find monsters!"
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