Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys
Chapter 1 Monkey, you finally went up the mountain
Xiniu Hezhou, Fangcun Mountain, Samsung Cave.
Patriarch Bodhi sits high on the Yaotai, dressed in Taoism and fairy bones.Thirty or forty disciples sat upright, listening to the master preach.
"Master, there is a monkey with a hairy face kneeling in front of the mountain gate, saying that he came to seek the Tao."
"Bring him here."
"Yes, Master."
Xiantong's crisp voice woke up Li Ling who was dozing off in the audience.
He smacked his lips and thought to himself: "Sun Houzi finally went up to the mountain to learn from his teacher. It seems that the plot of Journey to the West is about to start. Unfortunately, I am not interested in it at all."
Eight years ago, Li Ling was reborn as a disciple of Patriarch Bodhi.
As a common disciple of Bodhi, Li Ling is not among the disciples of the "Twelve Generations".He has mediocre qualifications and is the bottom of the class. In the eyes of the teacher, he is a dispensable underachiever.
Fortunately, when he was reborn, God gave him a [Fangcunshan Sign-in System], he can automatically practice by signing in at Fangcunshan every day, and he can get some rewards every now and then.
After signing for eight years, Li Ling has been lying flat, honestly playing the role of Xiao Xiami.
Honghuang is too dangerous, and those big bosses are all ruthless people.If you don't have any morals, maybe you will be given a second when you are eating and falling asleep.
Bodhi is a powerful figure in the comprehension world who can stand shoulder to shoulder with Sanqing. With him covering the Three Star Cave, Li Ling can be said to be at ease. Although as a lay disciple, he can go down the mountain at any time, but he has no intention of leaving his master at all.
Instead of starting from nothing at the foot of the mountain, it is better to rely on your father on the mountain.
"I'm going to be invincible when I wait for you, the Da Luo Jinxian and Luo Han Bodhisattva are not worthy of carrying my shoes, and the extremely powerful ancient Buddha can only serve tea and water at one side. At that time. Hehe"
Just as he was thinking about it, a whisk hit his head abruptly.
"Hey, who carelessly hit me?"
Li Ling looked up, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
Patriarch Bodhi stared at him angrily, with blue veins on his forehead.
"That's right, Master. This disciple deserves death. I shouldn't be distracted while you are preaching."
Li Ling hurriedly apologized, and Patriarch Bodhi snorted coldly:
"It's really rotten wood that can't be carved!"
Bad students made the teacher angry no matter where they were, and Li Ling was the one who caused Patriarch Bodhi the most headache among these brothers and sisters.
At this moment, the fairy boy led a monkey into the preaching hall.
"Master, the seeker has received it." After Xiantong finished speaking, he stood aside respectfully.
This is an ugly golden-haired monkey, less than 1.5 meters in length, with round eyes, round ears, a hairy face, and a thunderous mouth. It is just like a monstrous monkey.
Patriarch Bodhi glared at Li Ling, then turned and walked towards the monster monkey.
After finally escaping, Li Ling couldn't help but secretly wiped his cold sweat.
The monstrous monkey didn't wait for the master to approach, it suddenly took a step forward, knelt down on the ground with a "plop", and kowtowed its head.
"Master, this disciple is dedicated to the Tao, and I hope the master will be perfect!"
"Where are you from? It's not too late to say goodbye first." The old fairy was as steady as Mount Tai.
The demon monkey thought for a while and replied:
"I am a native of Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave in Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou"
Patriarch Bodhi chatted happily with the monkey head, and unconsciously had the idea of accepting disciples.
". How about I give you a legal name called 'Sun Wukong'?"
The monkey demon smiled and clapped his hands: "Okay! Okay! From now on, I will be called Sun Wukong!"
Patriarch Bodhi nodded, and summoned two boys who were in charge of cleaning the mountain gate to lead Sun Wukong down, and asked him to start by sweeping the floor.
Although Li Ling didn't like reading, he had read Journey to the West, one of the four famous novels, since he was a child. He knew that Monkey King would spend a few years working hard in Fangcun Mountain for nothing.
When the patriarch walked out of the preaching hall, all the disciples got up and left one after another. Li Ling walked out the door lazily, just in time to see Monkey King who was "on duty".
"Hey, the monkey looks really good in Taoist robes!"
"It's a pity that a monkey is a monkey. I'm afraid I'll have to work as a handyman in Samsung Cave for the rest of my life, haha"
Hearing the cynicism from the seniors, although Sun Wukong felt awkward, he could only argue: "Brothers, my name is Sun Wukong, the name given by the master just now."
Everyone laughed, ignored him, and left in a frolicking manner.
Li Ling clicked his tongue secretly, thinking that the Monkey King was pretty useless even before he became famous, so there is no harm in playing with him, right?
Thinking of this, he walked up to Sun Wukong and said with a smile: "Junior Brother Wukong, my name is Li Ling, we are both master's direct disciples, we should take good care of them in the future!"
Sun Wukong looked up, and saw a slender, delicate-looking little fairy who took the initiative to strike up a conversation with him, immediately felt flattered, and imitated a bow in a panic:
"Senior brother, I'm being polite here. I hope you can teach me a lot, senior brother, and don't be ashamed in front of the master."
"This"
Li Ling smiled wryly, he lost all face with his master, no matter what he could not be a role model for others.
"Brother also thinks I'm a hozen?" Monkey King drooped his head, a little disappointed.
"How can it be? Master and his elders love you very much, they are jealous of you!" Li Ling comforted.
Sun Wukong was relieved a lot, just when he wanted to thank you, he suddenly heard someone whisper:
[That's right, it's just because you're a monkey and you look so frustrating that no one likes you. 】
Sun Wukong was stunned, looked left and right, there was no one around except Senior Brother Li, he couldn't help but secretly startled.
Is it an auditory hallucination?
"Brother, do you think I have the chance to learn the technique of immortality?"
Li Ling replied: "Of course there is a chance. As long as you do your job with peace of mind, you will definitely be appreciated by Master."
Monkey King scratched the back of his head and laughed innocently.
[Tsk tsk. What tricks can be found by sweeping the floor, Master is fooling you, a wild monkey who jumped out of the rock]
Sun Wukong was shocked. He had never mentioned the fact that he was a stone monkey to anyone. Why would senior brother Li know?
Could it be that he is a hidden boss?
Thinking of this, Monkey King hurriedly asked: "I came all the way from Huaguo Mountain to seek the Tao, but I didn't learn to do odd jobs. When will Master, the old man, teach me supernatural powers?"
"Eh, maybe next year, or the year after, maybe Master will teach you tomorrow if he's in a good mood!"
Li Ling talked nonsense.
[Monkey, monkey, you always want to live forever and do things regardless of the consequences, so you will be suppressed by the Tathagata under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years!Let's have a snack...]
Monkey King heard Li Ling's "heart voice" again, and his scalp felt numb, his mouth was dry, and his long hair stood on end.
But Li Ling only felt that the grandson's eyes were too eager, so he smiled awkwardly:
"Hehe. Junior brother, I won't bother you with your work. If you need help in the future, just ask me."
After speaking, Li Ling walked away generously.
"Senior brother Li is indeed an expert in the world, he is willing to reveal such a secret to me, I will definitely follow him in the future!"
Sun Wukong looked at Li Ling's back gratefully, and secretly made up his mind.
According to the course arrangement of Samsung Cave, the disciples have two hours of free time after the class.Li Ling felt tired, so he found a big tree at random and leaned against it to take a nap.
"Everything is worse than a good night's sleep, and Mount Tai will overwhelm Master's cover"
Li Ling yawned several times and fell asleep peacefully.
Patriarch Bodhi sits high on the Yaotai, dressed in Taoism and fairy bones.Thirty or forty disciples sat upright, listening to the master preach.
"Master, there is a monkey with a hairy face kneeling in front of the mountain gate, saying that he came to seek the Tao."
"Bring him here."
"Yes, Master."
Xiantong's crisp voice woke up Li Ling who was dozing off in the audience.
He smacked his lips and thought to himself: "Sun Houzi finally went up to the mountain to learn from his teacher. It seems that the plot of Journey to the West is about to start. Unfortunately, I am not interested in it at all."
Eight years ago, Li Ling was reborn as a disciple of Patriarch Bodhi.
As a common disciple of Bodhi, Li Ling is not among the disciples of the "Twelve Generations".He has mediocre qualifications and is the bottom of the class. In the eyes of the teacher, he is a dispensable underachiever.
Fortunately, when he was reborn, God gave him a [Fangcunshan Sign-in System], he can automatically practice by signing in at Fangcunshan every day, and he can get some rewards every now and then.
After signing for eight years, Li Ling has been lying flat, honestly playing the role of Xiao Xiami.
Honghuang is too dangerous, and those big bosses are all ruthless people.If you don't have any morals, maybe you will be given a second when you are eating and falling asleep.
Bodhi is a powerful figure in the comprehension world who can stand shoulder to shoulder with Sanqing. With him covering the Three Star Cave, Li Ling can be said to be at ease. Although as a lay disciple, he can go down the mountain at any time, but he has no intention of leaving his master at all.
Instead of starting from nothing at the foot of the mountain, it is better to rely on your father on the mountain.
"I'm going to be invincible when I wait for you, the Da Luo Jinxian and Luo Han Bodhisattva are not worthy of carrying my shoes, and the extremely powerful ancient Buddha can only serve tea and water at one side. At that time. Hehe"
Just as he was thinking about it, a whisk hit his head abruptly.
"Hey, who carelessly hit me?"
Li Ling looked up, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
Patriarch Bodhi stared at him angrily, with blue veins on his forehead.
"That's right, Master. This disciple deserves death. I shouldn't be distracted while you are preaching."
Li Ling hurriedly apologized, and Patriarch Bodhi snorted coldly:
"It's really rotten wood that can't be carved!"
Bad students made the teacher angry no matter where they were, and Li Ling was the one who caused Patriarch Bodhi the most headache among these brothers and sisters.
At this moment, the fairy boy led a monkey into the preaching hall.
"Master, the seeker has received it." After Xiantong finished speaking, he stood aside respectfully.
This is an ugly golden-haired monkey, less than 1.5 meters in length, with round eyes, round ears, a hairy face, and a thunderous mouth. It is just like a monstrous monkey.
Patriarch Bodhi glared at Li Ling, then turned and walked towards the monster monkey.
After finally escaping, Li Ling couldn't help but secretly wiped his cold sweat.
The monstrous monkey didn't wait for the master to approach, it suddenly took a step forward, knelt down on the ground with a "plop", and kowtowed its head.
"Master, this disciple is dedicated to the Tao, and I hope the master will be perfect!"
"Where are you from? It's not too late to say goodbye first." The old fairy was as steady as Mount Tai.
The demon monkey thought for a while and replied:
"I am a native of Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave in Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou"
Patriarch Bodhi chatted happily with the monkey head, and unconsciously had the idea of accepting disciples.
". How about I give you a legal name called 'Sun Wukong'?"
The monkey demon smiled and clapped his hands: "Okay! Okay! From now on, I will be called Sun Wukong!"
Patriarch Bodhi nodded, and summoned two boys who were in charge of cleaning the mountain gate to lead Sun Wukong down, and asked him to start by sweeping the floor.
Although Li Ling didn't like reading, he had read Journey to the West, one of the four famous novels, since he was a child. He knew that Monkey King would spend a few years working hard in Fangcun Mountain for nothing.
When the patriarch walked out of the preaching hall, all the disciples got up and left one after another. Li Ling walked out the door lazily, just in time to see Monkey King who was "on duty".
"Hey, the monkey looks really good in Taoist robes!"
"It's a pity that a monkey is a monkey. I'm afraid I'll have to work as a handyman in Samsung Cave for the rest of my life, haha"
Hearing the cynicism from the seniors, although Sun Wukong felt awkward, he could only argue: "Brothers, my name is Sun Wukong, the name given by the master just now."
Everyone laughed, ignored him, and left in a frolicking manner.
Li Ling clicked his tongue secretly, thinking that the Monkey King was pretty useless even before he became famous, so there is no harm in playing with him, right?
Thinking of this, he walked up to Sun Wukong and said with a smile: "Junior Brother Wukong, my name is Li Ling, we are both master's direct disciples, we should take good care of them in the future!"
Sun Wukong looked up, and saw a slender, delicate-looking little fairy who took the initiative to strike up a conversation with him, immediately felt flattered, and imitated a bow in a panic:
"Senior brother, I'm being polite here. I hope you can teach me a lot, senior brother, and don't be ashamed in front of the master."
"This"
Li Ling smiled wryly, he lost all face with his master, no matter what he could not be a role model for others.
"Brother also thinks I'm a hozen?" Monkey King drooped his head, a little disappointed.
"How can it be? Master and his elders love you very much, they are jealous of you!" Li Ling comforted.
Sun Wukong was relieved a lot, just when he wanted to thank you, he suddenly heard someone whisper:
[That's right, it's just because you're a monkey and you look so frustrating that no one likes you. 】
Sun Wukong was stunned, looked left and right, there was no one around except Senior Brother Li, he couldn't help but secretly startled.
Is it an auditory hallucination?
"Brother, do you think I have the chance to learn the technique of immortality?"
Li Ling replied: "Of course there is a chance. As long as you do your job with peace of mind, you will definitely be appreciated by Master."
Monkey King scratched the back of his head and laughed innocently.
[Tsk tsk. What tricks can be found by sweeping the floor, Master is fooling you, a wild monkey who jumped out of the rock]
Sun Wukong was shocked. He had never mentioned the fact that he was a stone monkey to anyone. Why would senior brother Li know?
Could it be that he is a hidden boss?
Thinking of this, Monkey King hurriedly asked: "I came all the way from Huaguo Mountain to seek the Tao, but I didn't learn to do odd jobs. When will Master, the old man, teach me supernatural powers?"
"Eh, maybe next year, or the year after, maybe Master will teach you tomorrow if he's in a good mood!"
Li Ling talked nonsense.
[Monkey, monkey, you always want to live forever and do things regardless of the consequences, so you will be suppressed by the Tathagata under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years!Let's have a snack...]
Monkey King heard Li Ling's "heart voice" again, and his scalp felt numb, his mouth was dry, and his long hair stood on end.
But Li Ling only felt that the grandson's eyes were too eager, so he smiled awkwardly:
"Hehe. Junior brother, I won't bother you with your work. If you need help in the future, just ask me."
After speaking, Li Ling walked away generously.
"Senior brother Li is indeed an expert in the world, he is willing to reveal such a secret to me, I will definitely follow him in the future!"
Sun Wukong looked at Li Ling's back gratefully, and secretly made up his mind.
According to the course arrangement of Samsung Cave, the disciples have two hours of free time after the class.Li Ling felt tired, so he found a big tree at random and leaned against it to take a nap.
"Everything is worse than a good night's sleep, and Mount Tai will overwhelm Master's cover"
Li Ling yawned several times and fell asleep peacefully.
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