Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys
Chapter 11 Brother Zhuzi is a brother-in-law madman
Those rascals got up, pointed at Li Ling and cursed:
"So you're a bastard who hides everything and only bullies us? Get off the mountain with your monkey brother, or Boss Zhu will make you look good!"
Li Ling laughed but was speechless.
Although he is usually lazy and stubborn, and doesn't concentrate on his practice, thanks to the sign-in system, he can practice automatically!
In addition, he has a very high level of comprehension, if he fights to the death with Zhao Haizhu, the outcome is still unknown!
Come on, Fatty Zhao, you can't escape anyway, so let's fight to the death?
Grandpa, I have tolerated you for a long time!
Li Ling geared up and put on a stance, while Monkey King raised his broom and prepared to fight.
At this time, Zhao Haizhu suddenly raised his fist and smashed it hard!
Li Ling's jaw almost dropped from shock, Fatty Zhao actually beat up the rascal just now!
"Boss, why did you beat me?" The man sat down on the ground, clutching his broken nose and asked miserably.
"I hit you!" Zhao Haizhu's thick fingers snapped and clicked, "Let my brother Wukong roll down the mountain? Today I will let you roll down!"
"Brother Wu Wukong? Brother, you didn't let us get that monkey."
Before he finished speaking, the man was kicked away by Zhao Haizhu again, and he fell on the mountain wall and passed out.
"After you wake him up, tell this fellow to resign from Master immediately and get out of here!"
"Boss, no matter what he says, he is also Master's direct disciple."
"Damn it, don't be so sentimental, why would Master take you guys who are just pretending to be in your heart? If you don't obey, you guys should go down the mountain together!"
Because of Zhao Haizhu's lustful power, those people begged for mercy one after another:
"Come on, Boss Zhu, we'll carry him down right away."
Li Ling regained his posture, and seeing the fat man approaching with a smile, he couldn't help taking a step back in fright:
"Fatty Zhao, are you out of your mind? Do you want me to find a doctor for you?"
"You are sick, Li Ling! What's wrong with me protecting Brother Wukong?"
"Brother Wukong?" Li Ling looked at Sun Wukong, "Junior Brother, why didn't you tell me about your stupid brother?"
"Brother Li, I don't remember any brothers and sisters! Besides, he is a human and I am a monkey, how is that possible?"
Monkey King stuck out his tongue helplessly.
"That's right..." Li Ling "suddenly realized", "Fatty Zhao, you have no hair and want to be a monkey, it's too unprofessional!"
"You...you can't control..."
Zhao Haizhu didn't want to tell the "secret" behind this, so he paused, and could only make up random words:
"I made a fortune to the heavens, Junior Brother Wukong is really destined to be with me, he must be a real brother in his previous life, that's why he looks kind..."
Li Ling covered his stomach and laughed wildly:
"My mother, when did you Fatty Zhao learn how to divination? That's all, since the flood flooded the Dragon King Temple, you should apologize to your brother, right?"
Zhao Haizhu didn't take his words as a joke, and hugged Monkey King in his arms on the spot, crying:
"Brother, it's wrong to be a big brother. It's fine if you don't take the wind for you, and even snatch your treasure...Brother is wrong, I will return all the treasures to you!"
As he said that, Zhao Haizhu took out the "Three Talents Wealth Bead" and stuffed it into Monkey King's arms.
"Brother Zhao, you..." Sun Wukong was a little at a loss.
"Hey, don't be strangers to my brothers, just call me Brother Zhu."
"Brother Zhu...Brother Zhu?"
"Brother Wukong..."
Zhao Haizhu picked up a younger brother in vain, no matter how he looked at the little monkey in front of him, he found it pleasing to the eye, maybe this is why "blood is thicker than water".
Seeing this bloody scene, Li Ling silently slapped himself across the face.
"I'm not dreaming..."
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly realized something...
Brother Li must have used some kind of supernatural power to make Zhao Haizhu treat me better, right?However, he seems to be overdoing it...
Li Ling patted Monkey King on the shoulder awkwardly:
"Junior Brother Wukong, cultivate a good relationship with your brother Zhu, and senior brother won't bother you..."
After speaking, he turned and slipped away.
"Brother Li, save me..."
Sun Wukong was halfway through speaking, only to see Zhao Haizhu's flattering gaze swept over, and goose bumps all over his body immediately.
"Brother Wukong, are you hungry, can I take you to eat something delicious?"
"No...no need..."
"Then you must be tired. Why don't you ask someone to give you a full body massage?"
"I can't bear it, I can't bear it..."
Sun Wukong really couldn't stand Zhao Haizhu's "family affection offensive", so he hurriedly ran out with his broom in his arms.
Zhao Haizhu followed closely behind.
"Brother Wukong, don't run away, I want to have a good chat with you as a brother!"
……
Heaven, the Temple of the God of Wealth.
Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, was in a good mood, with his legs crossed and humming a little tune.
Originally, the Jade Emperor just asked him to go down to the world to inform the Bodhi Patriarch, and he would be rewarded no matter what the result was.
And he did it by accident!
"This immortal has solved such a big problem for the Jade Emperor and his old man, it will definitely be a no-brainer to be promoted to the third rank...Maybe he can also make me a general of the three armies, haha..."
Just when he was proud, a little fairy boy reported:
"Master, Mr. Jin Dexing came to see you again."
"Oh? So fast?"
Zhao Gongming straightened his official uniform, coughed and said:
"Please come in Xingjun!"
"Okay, Grandpa."
After a while, Taibai Jinxing broke in with small steps.
"Mr. Xing, I didn't expect the news to spread so quickly. You know all about it?" Zhao Gongming stepped forward to greet him warmly.
Taibai Jinxing frowned:
"The star official got the Jade Emperor's instructions as soon as possible, and I will inform you..."
"Hahaha... My contribution to saving Heaven and protecting the Jade Emperor's well-being this time is also half that of the star official. After my new official takes office, I will definitely pay a visit to the Jinde Star Mansion in person..."
"You...you still have the face to say credit for it?"
Zhao Gongming stared wide-eyed:
"What, did I do something wrong?"
Taibai Jinxing stomped her feet anxiously:
"Brother Gongming, you made a big mistake!"
"What...how do you say this?"
"Do you remember what I told you before?"
Zhao Gongming said in a daze:
"Mr. Xing asked me to send a message to Patriarch Bodhi..."
"That's right, but how did you do it?"
"I... I brought the words, but Patriarch Bodhi said that he didn't want to beg the monkey."
Taibai Jinxing sighed and said:
"Whether he is willing or not is his business. If you don't come back early after completing the task, why go to persuade that monkey head?"
"It's not Mr. Xing, my head is a bit messy now, please let me smooth it out..." Zhao Gongming thought for a while, but still didn't understand, "Mr. Xing, I have worked so hard to keep the monkey in Fangcunshan, isn't it right? Is it His Majesty's dream?"
"Brother Gongming, let's be honest, this time you have superfluously superfluous, which has caused His Majesty a lot of trouble... I am not in a position to talk about the specific troubles, but you will be under house arrest in the Temple of Wealth for the next three months, and you will not be allowed to leave for half a step. A small punishment."
Zhao Gongming's body was shocked, and he said:
"This Immortal acted according to His Majesty's will, why did he end up being punished even if there was no reward?"
"You are content, Your Majesty Longyan is furious, I didn't beat you dozens of sticks to save face."
"But... two months later, the Queen Mother is going to hold a peach panorama in Yaochi, so why don't I go now?" Zhao Gongming said angrily.
Taibai Jinxing sneered and said:
"Still thinking about the Pantao Festival? Your empress might pick your skin off then!"
"What did Xing Jun say?"
"Oh...you'll know later..."
Taibai Jinxing looked at Zhao Gongming pitifully, hesitant to speak.
After all, further down, it involves the top secret of "Journey to the West".
At this time, Zhao Gongming was like a yellowed and wilting leek, completely losing his previous air.
"The holy will is unpredictable, the holy will is really unpredictable!"
"So you're a bastard who hides everything and only bullies us? Get off the mountain with your monkey brother, or Boss Zhu will make you look good!"
Li Ling laughed but was speechless.
Although he is usually lazy and stubborn, and doesn't concentrate on his practice, thanks to the sign-in system, he can practice automatically!
In addition, he has a very high level of comprehension, if he fights to the death with Zhao Haizhu, the outcome is still unknown!
Come on, Fatty Zhao, you can't escape anyway, so let's fight to the death?
Grandpa, I have tolerated you for a long time!
Li Ling geared up and put on a stance, while Monkey King raised his broom and prepared to fight.
At this time, Zhao Haizhu suddenly raised his fist and smashed it hard!
Li Ling's jaw almost dropped from shock, Fatty Zhao actually beat up the rascal just now!
"Boss, why did you beat me?" The man sat down on the ground, clutching his broken nose and asked miserably.
"I hit you!" Zhao Haizhu's thick fingers snapped and clicked, "Let my brother Wukong roll down the mountain? Today I will let you roll down!"
"Brother Wu Wukong? Brother, you didn't let us get that monkey."
Before he finished speaking, the man was kicked away by Zhao Haizhu again, and he fell on the mountain wall and passed out.
"After you wake him up, tell this fellow to resign from Master immediately and get out of here!"
"Boss, no matter what he says, he is also Master's direct disciple."
"Damn it, don't be so sentimental, why would Master take you guys who are just pretending to be in your heart? If you don't obey, you guys should go down the mountain together!"
Because of Zhao Haizhu's lustful power, those people begged for mercy one after another:
"Come on, Boss Zhu, we'll carry him down right away."
Li Ling regained his posture, and seeing the fat man approaching with a smile, he couldn't help taking a step back in fright:
"Fatty Zhao, are you out of your mind? Do you want me to find a doctor for you?"
"You are sick, Li Ling! What's wrong with me protecting Brother Wukong?"
"Brother Wukong?" Li Ling looked at Sun Wukong, "Junior Brother, why didn't you tell me about your stupid brother?"
"Brother Li, I don't remember any brothers and sisters! Besides, he is a human and I am a monkey, how is that possible?"
Monkey King stuck out his tongue helplessly.
"That's right..." Li Ling "suddenly realized", "Fatty Zhao, you have no hair and want to be a monkey, it's too unprofessional!"
"You...you can't control..."
Zhao Haizhu didn't want to tell the "secret" behind this, so he paused, and could only make up random words:
"I made a fortune to the heavens, Junior Brother Wukong is really destined to be with me, he must be a real brother in his previous life, that's why he looks kind..."
Li Ling covered his stomach and laughed wildly:
"My mother, when did you Fatty Zhao learn how to divination? That's all, since the flood flooded the Dragon King Temple, you should apologize to your brother, right?"
Zhao Haizhu didn't take his words as a joke, and hugged Monkey King in his arms on the spot, crying:
"Brother, it's wrong to be a big brother. It's fine if you don't take the wind for you, and even snatch your treasure...Brother is wrong, I will return all the treasures to you!"
As he said that, Zhao Haizhu took out the "Three Talents Wealth Bead" and stuffed it into Monkey King's arms.
"Brother Zhao, you..." Sun Wukong was a little at a loss.
"Hey, don't be strangers to my brothers, just call me Brother Zhu."
"Brother Zhu...Brother Zhu?"
"Brother Wukong..."
Zhao Haizhu picked up a younger brother in vain, no matter how he looked at the little monkey in front of him, he found it pleasing to the eye, maybe this is why "blood is thicker than water".
Seeing this bloody scene, Li Ling silently slapped himself across the face.
"I'm not dreaming..."
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly realized something...
Brother Li must have used some kind of supernatural power to make Zhao Haizhu treat me better, right?However, he seems to be overdoing it...
Li Ling patted Monkey King on the shoulder awkwardly:
"Junior Brother Wukong, cultivate a good relationship with your brother Zhu, and senior brother won't bother you..."
After speaking, he turned and slipped away.
"Brother Li, save me..."
Sun Wukong was halfway through speaking, only to see Zhao Haizhu's flattering gaze swept over, and goose bumps all over his body immediately.
"Brother Wukong, are you hungry, can I take you to eat something delicious?"
"No...no need..."
"Then you must be tired. Why don't you ask someone to give you a full body massage?"
"I can't bear it, I can't bear it..."
Sun Wukong really couldn't stand Zhao Haizhu's "family affection offensive", so he hurriedly ran out with his broom in his arms.
Zhao Haizhu followed closely behind.
"Brother Wukong, don't run away, I want to have a good chat with you as a brother!"
……
Heaven, the Temple of the God of Wealth.
Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, was in a good mood, with his legs crossed and humming a little tune.
Originally, the Jade Emperor just asked him to go down to the world to inform the Bodhi Patriarch, and he would be rewarded no matter what the result was.
And he did it by accident!
"This immortal has solved such a big problem for the Jade Emperor and his old man, it will definitely be a no-brainer to be promoted to the third rank...Maybe he can also make me a general of the three armies, haha..."
Just when he was proud, a little fairy boy reported:
"Master, Mr. Jin Dexing came to see you again."
"Oh? So fast?"
Zhao Gongming straightened his official uniform, coughed and said:
"Please come in Xingjun!"
"Okay, Grandpa."
After a while, Taibai Jinxing broke in with small steps.
"Mr. Xing, I didn't expect the news to spread so quickly. You know all about it?" Zhao Gongming stepped forward to greet him warmly.
Taibai Jinxing frowned:
"The star official got the Jade Emperor's instructions as soon as possible, and I will inform you..."
"Hahaha... My contribution to saving Heaven and protecting the Jade Emperor's well-being this time is also half that of the star official. After my new official takes office, I will definitely pay a visit to the Jinde Star Mansion in person..."
"You...you still have the face to say credit for it?"
Zhao Gongming stared wide-eyed:
"What, did I do something wrong?"
Taibai Jinxing stomped her feet anxiously:
"Brother Gongming, you made a big mistake!"
"What...how do you say this?"
"Do you remember what I told you before?"
Zhao Gongming said in a daze:
"Mr. Xing asked me to send a message to Patriarch Bodhi..."
"That's right, but how did you do it?"
"I... I brought the words, but Patriarch Bodhi said that he didn't want to beg the monkey."
Taibai Jinxing sighed and said:
"Whether he is willing or not is his business. If you don't come back early after completing the task, why go to persuade that monkey head?"
"It's not Mr. Xing, my head is a bit messy now, please let me smooth it out..." Zhao Gongming thought for a while, but still didn't understand, "Mr. Xing, I have worked so hard to keep the monkey in Fangcunshan, isn't it right? Is it His Majesty's dream?"
"Brother Gongming, let's be honest, this time you have superfluously superfluous, which has caused His Majesty a lot of trouble... I am not in a position to talk about the specific troubles, but you will be under house arrest in the Temple of Wealth for the next three months, and you will not be allowed to leave for half a step. A small punishment."
Zhao Gongming's body was shocked, and he said:
"This Immortal acted according to His Majesty's will, why did he end up being punished even if there was no reward?"
"You are content, Your Majesty Longyan is furious, I didn't beat you dozens of sticks to save face."
"But... two months later, the Queen Mother is going to hold a peach panorama in Yaochi, so why don't I go now?" Zhao Gongming said angrily.
Taibai Jinxing sneered and said:
"Still thinking about the Pantao Festival? Your empress might pick your skin off then!"
"What did Xing Jun say?"
"Oh...you'll know later..."
Taibai Jinxing looked at Zhao Gongming pitifully, hesitant to speak.
After all, further down, it involves the top secret of "Journey to the West".
At this time, Zhao Gongming was like a yellowed and wilting leek, completely losing his previous air.
"The holy will is unpredictable, the holy will is really unpredictable!"
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