Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys

The Jade Emperor's words of "praising and killing" almost made the ministers spit out.

How could an ugly monkey deserve such praise?

After hearing the compliment from the Jade Emperor, Wukong was about to raise his tail when he suddenly remembered Li Ling's heartfelt voice.

Damn it, I was almost fooled by the old Jade Emperor!

I saw him making a bow in a decent manner, and said with a smile:

"The Jade Emperor's words are really absurd. My old grandson is just a wild fairy in the country. The Monkey King is just shouting for fun. How can you have the prestige of the Lord of the Three Realms? Since I am an official in the Heavenly Court, I must be on duty. , make a contribution to the Three Realms!"

The Jade Emperor widened his eyes and almost bit his tongue.

This... This stone monkey is too modest, isn't it?
Shouldn't he push his feet and show off his prestige in Lingxiao Palace?

Not only the Jade Emperor, but also the expressions of the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty are also very intriguing.

"Tsk tsk. This monkey can really talk, the old man sighs."

"The monster monkey is much more humble than before, and it seems that it has changed its mind, which is really gratifying."

Taibai Jinxing frowned.

Monkey, monkey, did you take the wrong medicine, or did you take the wrong muscle?
Aren't you embarrassing before going to heaven?

He rolled his eyes and bowed to the Jade Emperor:
"Your Majesty, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven not only has such high merits, but also knows etiquette very well. He is really a rare talent. I suggest that His Majesty give the Great Sage the title of Great General!"

After Taibai Jinxing finished speaking, many old ministers came out immediately.

"The minister seconded the proposal, the great sage is worthy of the position of the great general."

"The minister also agrees!"

The Jade Emperor smiled and nodded, looking at the monkey:

"Sun Wukong, I appointed you to be the Great General of Monster Slayer, commanding thirty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, how about it?"

The monkey shook his head, a little absent-minded.

The Jade Emperor frowned.

"What, you suspect that you are a small official? Then you will be appointed as the deputy commander of the demon town, commanding [-] heavenly soldiers and generals?"

The Deputy Marshal of Zhenmo is the deputy of the Grand Marshal Tota Li Tianwang, and the Jade Emperor has given Wukong enough face this time.

Who knows,

Wukong was noncommittal, stretched and yawned.

The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth.

"Forget it, I specially named you Marshal Qi Tian, ​​and I will deploy one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals for you alone, how about it?"

As soon as this remark came out, the entire Lingxiao Palace was in an uproar!

I have never heard of the position of Grand Marshal Qi Tian, ​​so it must have been created by the Jade Emperor on a temporary basis.

Deploying one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals for a monkey alone sounds like a fantasy!

As far as the military attache is concerned, many people are already dissatisfied.

Especially the core combat power of the Heavenly Court, the digital spirit officials guarding the Lingxiao Palace.

Among them, Wang Lingguan, a subordinate of Zhenjun Yousheng, had the biggest opinion!
Wang Lingguan is the strongest Dharma protector recognized by the Heavenly Court!
He has guarded the Lingxiao Palace for tens of thousands of years, and he has not yet qualified to be promoted to Marshal. How can a little monster be so favored?
Just as Wang Lingguan was about to go out, he was stopped by Yousheng Zhenjun and warned in a low voice:

"Wang Shan, don't be rude, that monster monkey has a lot of background, you can't cause trouble for me!"

"Humph!"

Wang Lingguan had no choice but to swallow this breath, the third eye on his forehead almost burst into flames.

On Tota Li Tianwang's side, Nezha couldn't be more angry, and muttered softly:
"This monstrous monkey is about the same skill as me. If I hadn't been careless that day, it's still unknown who will win!"

Li Jing patted Nezha on the head:
"Third son, if you lose, you lose. The so-called soldiers are not tired of deceit, and that monkey is very cunning, and it can be regarded as a skill."

Nezha touched his head, pouted and thought:
"I just don't accept it, and I must find my way back next time!"

The military generals exploded, but the civil servants only watched the excitement.

"Tsk tsk. The monkeys in Fangcun Mountain can now be Grand Marshals. It seems that there is no one in our Heavenly Court."

"Isn't that right? As the saying goes, you can raise soldiers for a thousand days and use them for a while. I think I have raised a bunch of useless people in Heaven!"

The civil servants sneered, and the military officers blushed and turned pale.

All eyes were on Wukong.

At this time,

Monkey Sun sniffled his nose and said with a smile:

"Jade Emperor, my old grandson doesn't want to be the Marshal Qitian you gave me!"

"what!"

The Jade Emperor stood up in shock, pointed at the monkey and said:

"You still think the official is small? Do you want to force me to give up my seat to you?"

Wukong wanted to give it to me, but he smiled and said:
"The Jade Emperor was wrong. My old grandson didn't think the official was too small. On the contrary, I thought the official was too big."

"Too big?"

The Jade Emperor sat down slowly, rolling his eyes.

"Then what kind of official do you want from me?"

"I don't know either, how dare I ask the Jade Emperor which official is the most idle in the Heavenly Court?"

"The most idle?"

The Jade Emperor was taken aback for a moment, he really hadn't thought about this question.

If you want to talk about the most idle person, isn't he the Jade Emperor?

Of course, the Jade Emperor could not answer that way.

At this time, Taibai Jinxing glared at Wenquxing.

Wen Quxing understood, holding a fairy official book and worshiping:

"Your Majesty, let me check it out."

"Okay, Wen Quxing, help me check, which position is the most free?"

The Jade Emperor secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

I saw Wen Quxing flipped over with his big hand, and he scanned ten pages of a thick book of immortal officials.

There are thousands of official positions in the Heavenly Court, but this one is the most idle and boring.
His eyes suddenly fixed on one place.

"Yes!" Wen Quxing was overjoyed, "Your Majesty Qizuo, there really is an idle position in the Heavenly Court. This position has been neglected for many years, and even the ministers almost forgot about it!"

"Oh? What position is it?" Jade Emperor was also curious.

"It's Bi Mawen's job."

"Bi Mawen? What do you do?"

Wen Quxing answered truthfully:
"Your Majesty, you are raising horses."

"Raising horses? Isn't that good?" Jade Emperor looked at the monkey.

Wen Quxing actually didn't dare to explain Bi Mawen's reasons too clearly.

When raising horses in the army, they are most afraid of plague. Legend has it that monkey urine can detoxify the plague, so a group of monkeys are usually mixed in the stables. These monkeys are jokingly called "pima plague".

Heaven is a treasure land of immortals, and it is absolutely impossible for those dragons and horses to be infected with the plague, so this Bi Mawen is actually just a vain job with a blank card, and it only has a symbolic meaning.

In fact, the official who raises horses has the title of Zheng'er Babai, called the horse breeder supervisor and eunuch, and currently Ma Tianjun is concurrently in charge.

At this point, the decision is in the hands of the monkey.

Bi Mawen was a great insult to him!

Just when everyone felt that Wukong would definitely not accept it, but would be furious instead.

Wukong stepped forward, cupped his hands and said:

"Jade Emperor, my grandson will take it!"

"Ah? Did you really pick it up?" Jade Emperor couldn't believe his ears.

Taibai Jinxing was stunned.

Isn't the monkey head very high-spirited?He also claimed to be the Monkey King, how could he take over Bi Mawen?

Does he have a little brain.
Not only Taibai Jinxing, but the rest of the people were also surprised.

The Jade Emperor calmed down and asked:

"Wukong, have you thought about it? Bi Mawen is a small official, so it's not necessary."

The monkey scratched his ears:

"My old grandson is used to idleness in Fangcun Mountain. Master taught me that contented people are always happy. The post of Bi Mawen is just right for me!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't help admiring it secretly.

This monkey is not easy!

With this kind of heart, he is much stronger than my nephew Erlang Zhenjun!
Under the stage, Zhenjun Yousheng whispered to Wang Lingguan:

"Look, Sun Dasheng is not a simple character, you have to learn more from others."

"Your subordinate knew it was wrong." Wang Lingguan bowed his head and said, "In the future, I will definitely ask the Great Sage for advice on the principles of life."

Nezha also nodded secretly, thinking that Monkey King is very knowledgeable, maybe he is a close friend!

Civil and military officials all admire Sun Wukong.

Taibai Jinxing accidentally caught a glimpse of the Jade Emperor's admiring expression, and secretly shook his head.

The monkey hasn't committed any evil yet, have you all been "bewitched" by him?

This Sun Dasheng, what kind of medicine is sold in his stomach?