Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys

"Bi Mawen?" Ma Tianjun put away the round hammer, looked Wukong up and down, "It's really a monkey."

Wukong felt that the other party was arrogant, but he was neither angry nor annoyed, and saluted:

"The next official just took office, so I came to Tianma Mansion to pay a visit to Tianjun."

Ma Tianjun grinned.

This Bi Mawen is quite good, knowing that I am his boss, so I will take care of it first.

He rubbed his palms and said:

"Bi Mawen, you and I are in the horse breeding prison together, and we will be regarded as colleagues in the future, so don't be so polite."

Ma Tianjun narrowed his eyes, waiting for the monkey to take out some rare treasures to honor him.

Who knows,

Wukong's sleeves drooped, and he smiled and showed his white teeth:
"What Tianjun said is that we are both officials of the Horse Breeding Supervisor, and the left and right can be called brothers. If my grandson is too polite, I will see you outside."

Just as he was speaking, Wukong strode towards the mansion.

Ma Tianjun was startled, before he turned the corner, he looked back and saw that the monkey had already jumped over the threshold and entered the lobby.

"What's going on with Bi Mawen?"

Without thinking carefully, Ma Tianjun hurried into the lobby.

The monkey found a seat at random and was drinking tea there.

I saw him gulp down a cup, spit it all out with a "poof", grinned his teeth and said:
"Is this horse urine, so bad to drink? My old grandson is so old, and he has never drank such bitter water!"

Ma Tianjun's forehead was full of veins, and he gritted his teeth and said:

"Excellent Xianfu tea, why doesn't Mr. Bi Mawen know the quality of the tea?"

"Oh. Xianfu tea, I have never drank it. When Tianjun is free, my old grandson will take you to Huaguo Mountain to taste our coconut wine. It is sweet and refreshing."

"No need, Huaguo Mountain is too far away, monkeys are noisy, my lord likes to be quiet!"

Ma Tianjun sat opposite Wukong, his face darkened.

Wukong's mind is clear, and he knows that the horse-faced Tianjun has long been angry, and this effect is what he wants.

"Ma Tianjun, your mansion is really open and bright. Compared with my Bi Mawen's mansion, it is really a sky and a ground!"

"If Master Bi Mawen doesn't mind, I have hundreds of good houses here, and you can choose from them." Ma Tianjun said slowly.

"Your Excellency is really refreshing, but since I have become Bi Ma Wen, I have to live in the big house honestly, and wait for those sick horses to die earlier."

Wukong inadvertently showed sharpness in his words, making Ma Tianjun clenched his fists and the corners of his mouth trembled.

What a damn Bi Mawen, a stinky monkey who doesn't know what's good or what's wrong!
It's just a newcomer, so it's fine if you don't bring some greetings, and you came here to test me out?
He is a natural born stone monkey who dares to fight me if he wants money but no money, no background if he wants it?
Ma Tianjun suppressed the anger in his heart and squeezed out a smile:

"Master Bi Mawen, are you kidding me? Every horse in our horse breeding prison should receive due care, even if it is a sick horse."

Wukong's golden eyes strobe:

"What your lord said is very true, but what my old grandson saw in the East Stable, isn't that the case?"

As expected, the monkeys had a showdown.

Ma Tianjun rolled his eyes:
"Lord Bi Mawen is new here, so I don't know how hard it is for me to raise horses. Those sick horses are all suffering from incurable diseases. If they are mixed together, they will infect the good horses sooner or later. That's why I raise them separately. Isn't that a problem? ?”

"It's an incurable disease!" Wukong slapped it sharply, "I heard that a sick horse needs a hundred taels of silver from the Heavenly Court. Why don't you see where the money is going? The East stable is so big that it doesn't even have a veterinarian's equipment. How could Tianjun not know?"

Seeing that Ma Tianjun was at a loss for words, Wukong said again:

"Since my old grandson has become Bi Mawen and has taken over the management of the East Stable, he should complain about my horses. Ma Tianjun, if you have a little conscience, take out all the money you got secretly, and I Get the money and go to work!"

"Lord Bi Mawen, don't worry."

Ma Tianjun was startled, this monkey is so sharp-tongued, he is not an easy character to deal with!
His tone softened immediately:

"It's also an official of the Horse Breeding Supervisor, Mr. Sun also needs to know the truth here, right?"

"Dao Dao? What Dao Dao? Is it the way of heaven or the way of humanity?" Wukong pretended to be stupid.

"Master Sun, although there is a lot of oil and water in the horse breeding prison, there are also many people who need to be managed up and down. If I don't do this, how can I support so many idle officials?"

"Hey, my lord said so, and my old grandson will understand. As the saying goes, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. My lord, there seems to be something wrong with the upper beam, and it needs to be straightened."

Just as Ma Tianjun wanted to get angry, he remembered the instructions from above, swallowed the breath again, and said:

"To be honest, I have earned a lot of money in the horse breeding prison these years. If Mr. Sun is sensible, how about us?"

He saw that the monkey was not kind, so he resorted to a money offensive.

In Ma Tianjun's view, there is no one in the world, whether it is a god or a mortal, who does not love money!
Money can make ghosts run the mill, but without money it is impossible to do anything!

Even a monkey who has just come out of the mountain should understand this truth.

If you give you 1%, there will be more than [-] million taels, which will be as high as a mountain, enough for you to enjoy for a hundred years, why not do it?
Moreover, this heavenly silver actually comes from incense in the world, which can be directly exchanged into magic weapons and elixir, which is an indispensable currency for gods who are not good at alchemy and forging.

Just when Ma Tianjun was confident that he could buy monkeys.

Wukong waved his hand:
"No, no, no."

"What? Too little?" Ma Tianjun said cruelly, "Then let's divide it into four or six!"

Goku shook his head.

"Fifty-five cents? Plus the monthly salary?"

Seeing that the monkey was still indifferent, no matter how good-tempered Ma Tianjun was, he couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up with a "chuckle" and glared angrily:

"Bi Mawen, who is looking for trouble for nothing! I give you such a big face, and you still don't appreciate it?"

Wukong crossed his legs:
"My old grandson said that Ma Tianjun spit out all the money that shouldn't be swallowed, so let's forget about it, if not."

"How about otherwise?"

Wukong jumped down and stared at Ma Tianjun:
"I'll sue the Jade Emperor and convict you of corruption and perverting the law!"

Ma Tianjun was taken aback for a moment, and immediately burst out laughing.

"What trump card do I think you have, and this is it? Go ahead, if the Jade Emperor punishes me, I am willing to give you a hundred bangs! Call you a hundred grandpa grandpa, how about it?"

"Hmph, just wait, my old grandson will definitely overthrow you!"

Wukong snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves, and left the lobby.

Ma Tianjun stared at Wukong's back, smiled and shook his head.

Monkey, monkey, although you are capable in the mortal world, this is heaven, not a place where you can play wild if you want!

Let me teach you how to be a good person!
at this time,

Just as Wukong was leaving Tianma Mansion, a familiar person walked by.

He couldn't help calling out:
"Pretty girl?"

Nezha's face darkened, he put his hands on his hips and said:
"You are the handsome girl, I am a man, don't get the gender wrong, okay?"

Only then did Wukong notice that Nezha specially put on a small vest this time, covering the bright red vest, adding a bit of heroism.

The monkey became more playful, and he jumped to Nezha's side, looking left and right.

"What are you doing?" Nezha was a little embarrassed.

"It's said that you were transformed from a lotus root. My old grandson wants to know if your peeing guy is still alive? Are you squatting or standing when peeing?"

Nezha's fair and handsome face had two blushes, stomping his feet and cursing:
"What a disrespectful monster monkey, dare to arrange this fairy like this? Last time you sneaked up on me and won by no means, let's do it again?"

"Hahaha can't stop!" Wukong laughed loudly, "My old grandson is just joking with you, let's not gossip, is the third prince looking for Ma Tianjun?"

Nezha's face is still not good-looking:
"That's right, my father ordered me to pick ten thousand high-quality Pegasus horses to expand the team."

"So that's the case, then my old grandson won't bother you, let's say goodbye!"

Wukong bowed lightly, and disappeared in a puff of green smoke.

"Hmph, this monstrous monkey is really insane"

As Nezha said, he knocked on the gate of Tianma Mansion